3x3 chart thread
3x3 chart thread
list all nine movies please
I second that motion, enlighten a plebian over here
What's the first movie?
user im bouta finna need source on all of these
>Altered States, The Black Cat, Charade
>Coppola’s Dracula, The Red Shoes, My Darling Clementine
>City of the Living Dead, All That Heaven Allows, Sorcerer
Name all 9 sub-reddits here please. Thanks.
r/sneed
r/s
r/feed
r/seed
r/formerly
r/Chucks
r/suck
r/fuck
r/homer
thanks fuckface, imma go download that shit
I didn't rec you in the previous thread, I'm pretty sure you'll like Kukusha (2002), if you haven't seen it already that is.
I'll rec you again, Les bons débarras ('80), here's the mega if you're up for it.
>mega.nz
>I'll rec you again, Les bons débarras ('80), here's the mega if you're up for it.
Thanks a lot user, I'm definitely going to watch it!
bumping while I make one
this is hard work honestly, if you're trying to have it look good and also have some sort of visual theme, I ain't about to just throw a bunch of random screenshots together with no regard for color and composition, am I
bump
i think the chart would look better if you swapped bruges with grey and maybe grey with the powdered ponce
top middle? center middle?
>top middle
Oldboy
>center middle
Ed Wood
huh, I guess I haven't watched Oldboy in a long time. Never seen Ed Wood though, thanks user
here's an attempt, pls rate
you're OK with me, user
the colors make it look more like utopia than mad men
i've wanted to see charade forever lol
nice taste! all of the ones i've seen here i've liked. alice is my favorite disney in fact
fuck i need to see ikiru
rec me stuff! i'd appreciate it :)
(other favorites that aren't pictured: merry christmas mr lawrence, mystery train, solaris, after hours, being there, vertigo)
you might’ve already seen it, but i rec a colt is my passport
rec: cool hand luke
rec: duck you sucker
rec: blood simple
rec: daughters of the dust
Based
top right?
>cool hand luke
seen it, not a huge fan
watch Lady Snowblood user
6/8
>woody allen
yucky
3/6
Evangelion 2.22. You'd be better off giving it a pass.
Angles Egg (1985)
Wages of Fear (1953)
hmm interesting.
night moves (1975)?
seen that also, quite enjoyed it. lovely main theme, probably need to rewatch it some time
we would be friends
I've been waiting to watch the rebuilds until all of them are out. Is there really nothing to be excited about?
Patrician taste btw. Whats bottom middle?
rec: looking for langston
rec: beyond the black rainbow
rec: george washington
which grid is yours?
hate these threads. At least put the fuckiing titles in the post or else whats the point retards
If you're recommending beyond the black rainbow you've probably seen The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears but I'll recommend it anyway
its a circlejerk where the autist with the most obscure mediocre cinema shits on the other guys
Bottom middle is Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heaven's Door. It's the perfect catharsis to the original series. I can't help but love it.
As far as the rebuilds go, they're all right. The problem is that they fail to capture what made NGE so great. The nuance present in the story and characters has been completely butchered, and by 2.22 it's practically capeshit. There's not much hope that the final film will be any good, but I'm keeping an open mind. They released a short a couple years ago using concept art from the third film which really set the tone for what the final film could be like, and it gave me a tiny sliver of faith.
>beyond the black rainbow
Thank you for recommending that. It's been on my watchlist for a while now. The stills that I've seen look right up my alley.
>no fun allowed
if you want to know what something is, just ask you autists
Its to keep faggots like you out of the thread
i’m OP
It used to be that way. I think the death of letterboxd threads drove the resident holier-than-thou into obscurity.
Cringe
Where would you anons recommend I start with Hitchcock?
I've only seen North by Northwest, thought it was "okay"
>rec: george washington
thanks, is it gw (2000) or another film?
i put listed my titles here: if you want titles you can just ask?
>gatekeeping anno current year
yes it’s 2000
Rope
psycho
not rope
no one's "gatekeeping" anything you retard, as I said, you can just ASK if you don't recognize something, as people have done, will you fuck off already
i have seen it!
I was pretty good, but I prefer Let The Corpses Tan
t. pleb
>Where would you anons recommend I start with Hitchcock?
I love Rope, but I would not start with it. Rear Window or Psycho are the best starting points imho.
it seems boding to lilya forever with the bleak small town premise, i'll have to check it out
it’s my favorite American independent film of the cenury thus far.
I'll just watch those three then in some kind of order, thanks
2nd movie ?
last row middle film ?
Interesting how much love for Taxi Driver there is ITT. It's a great film, but you guys must have a REASON for picking it. It definitely would have made my 3x3 a few years ago, there was something about its jaded protagonist and paranoid atmosphere that struck a chord with me perfectly at the time.
What are your reasons, anons?
looking at your chart gave me hemorrhoids
What do people use to make them. This is the first time I ever did one.
What's interesting about it? It's one of the most popular and accessible movies.
Honestly that's not an excuse. You should be able to do better even in paint.
here.
I think it's a great character study, I love it's portrayal of NYC (I love NYC as a setting in general, especially 70s NYC), and I especially think it's messaging is very worthwhile and ahead of it's time. It pretty much does the anti toxic masculinity stuff that Fight Club did, except better and 20 years before it.
Befunky and ipiccy are pretty good.
thanks for the help friend :)
I'm just being conversational. Obviously it's a very well-liked movie. I figure an user who likes Taxi Driver probably has a story behind it.
actual thanks for being decent people
Names for all except LOTR and Taxi Driver please?
I’ve seen worse
not him, but:
buffalo 66 - dunno - dunno
lotr - taxi driver - one flew over the cuckoo's nest
once upon a time in america - american psycho - the good, the bad and the ugly(i think)
here, I find the moment in the film that makes it most meaningful for me, screencap it and then diligently assemble it in photoshop. I try to communicate not only the films I like but WHY I like them.
BASED
list of their names pls
also not him but top middle is lilya 4ever
hey, and are correct. the last one is escape from alcatraz (1979)
that scene in the new jurassic world was pretty good, if you are there you are basically fucked
Isn't the bottom left an emo music video where he fights other pillowcase men with a sword?
Can I get a list for this one please
Can I get a list for these? I'm trying to not be a pleb anymore
If you suspect you have pleb taste then you'll probably just be perturbed watching a bunch of obscure foreign films. Try working backwards; find films that suit your taste but are slightly less accessible than the normal films you watch, then find ones even less accessible than that, etc. Eventually you'll work yourself up to the stuff you wouldn't ordinarily watch on your own.
I dont have pleb taste I just dont have alot of time to find good films. I want to watch everything I can that isnt obviously crap. Help me out man
i hope no one actually gives you titles to a heap of obscure films so you can make a dubious 3x3 like every almost every other jackass itt, just work off what you already like since you say you're not a pleb anyway.
>La passion de Jeanne d'Arc, Oldboy, Sunset Boulevard
>The Shining, Ed Wood, Alice in Wonderland
>Come and See, Fellowship of the Ring, Alien
Oldboy. The other one is Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heaven's Door.
That one is 'The Spirit of the Beehive'
GOAT coming of age film
there's almost nothing "obscure" in this thread
Babette's Feast, Visitor of a Museum, Neco z Alenky
The Red Balloon, Black Moon, Farewell My Concubine
Journey to the West, Chinese Odyssey: Cinderella, White Mane
Good & bad in here is mostly subjective, can you give your 3x3 so I can rec something?
If you're looking for something more "esoteric", check out Valerie and Her Week of Wonders & Thief or Reality, I've got both megalinks if you want to give them a try.
>Valerie - mega.nz
>Thief - mega.nz
sure :)
in no particular order:
the straight story
ikiru
kiki's delivery service
assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
you were never really here
paris,texas
fellowship of the ring
the good, the bad and the ugly
Copypasted accidentaly Valerie twice there, here's the Thief mega.
>mega.nz
It that Marseille, New Mexico on the top right
yeh
We can rebuild him
Try the new Dredd
Barry Lyndon
The Cranes Are Flying, Farewell My Concubine, The Piano Teacher, Silence Of The Lambs, Millennium Actress, Persona, There Will Be Blood, The Face Of Another, Possession.
If anyone reading this has watched this and hasn't watched El Sur, do yourself a favor and do so. It is Erice's masterpiece
this is a good one
great! except for there will be blood
Nice to see how based Yea Forums is today/ Honestly these 3x3 threads are the only reason I still hand around this thread and sneed-posting
Middle left and right?
Is that Angyali in the top corner? Fantastic film, I wish there was a better version floating around than the shitty VHSrip though I think the reasons people would be uneasy about restoring it are obvious.
why do the Yea Forums trolls insist on comparing snyder to the likes of malick or other great directors?
literally every collage thread has this one faggot whose chart includes a couple of universally acclaimed movies and zach fucking snyder
Because that's the joke, pham. They're troll posts that play on the whole 'Snyder is a genius auteur' meme
i understand that some of these are done in jest, like the subtle symbolism thing, but i am almost absolutely convinced that given their dedication to this mindset they now really believe that zach snyder is an amazing, visionary director
Not him but Un coeur en hiver and Poison Ivy 2. I remember him from another thread a while ago.
nah beehive is his masterpiece
el sur has a incomplete ending and it shows (literally - i later found out he ran out of funding and had to end it early, which fits perfectly)
still a solid film and the hypnotise scenes with the dad are enchanting, but its not the fully rounded masterpeice that is Beehive
>Bicycle Thieves
Stop trying to impress people by being pretentious.
no dude i actually love that movie. i think it's a really great critique of the way money can drive people to do things they'd never think of, and more importantly, how mistakes by capitalists have far reaching and horrifying effects. it's one of the only movies i've seen that could make me cry, along with the 400 blows
>pretentious
outed yourself as a pleb
Kek 10/10
>That's what the money's for!
Not going to make a 3x3 pic, but here it goes:
Amadeus
Apocalypse Now
Cool Hand Luke
No Country
The Thing
The Machinist
Seven Samurai
One Flew Over the C
Godfather pt 1 & True detective s.1
Thank you!
>too lazy to make a 3x3
>clearly too plebeian to watch any films that aren't totally entry level
color me surprised
patrician taste, user. I maintain that Ozu doesn't get the recognition he deserves
Based picks, and generally refreshing to look at a chart that has a tone of genuineness.
>his 3x3 contains films I haven't seen
>he must be a pretentious liar
>focus on Ian Holm
My negro, anything Ian Holm executes is gold
That's not what I was implying at all? Calm down mongoloid, you feeling a bit triggered from someone calling you out?
bottom left?
>all these The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly posts
You guys are cool in my book.
Sauna (2008)
Yeah it is. Shame that's the best we'll get from most lesser known films >80's.
>"hit me" woman from Blue Velvet
Sexy, sympathetic and revolting at once, what powerful characterisation
>he who doth protest too much
hi pretentious liar!
>butchering a Shakespeare quote into a totally different meaning
hola reddit!
stop exposing your power level
the reiteration of that phrase is extremely common. word-by-word as it is there and in that context, the meaning is clearly valid and true to the original. feel free to take that stick out your ass you embarrassing illiterate.
But that's not even the common idiomatic misquote/meaning:
>"The phrase is used in everyday speech to indicate doubt concerning someone's sincerity. A common misquotation places methinks first, as in "methinks the lady doth protest too much"."
You've twisted it into an entirely separate misquote/meaning
bottom right?
>As in the play, it is commonly used to imply that someone who denies something very strongly is hiding the truth. It is often shortened to "[X] protest[s] too much"
just stop, no amount of misplaced semantics can refute the post.
That's Possession
Titles? only recognize Color of Pomegranates btw I love that film too
Good thread, unfortunate that they die so easily.
>Life of Brian, The Shining, Gone with the Wind
>Excalibur, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Wizard of Oz
>The Exorcist, The Princess Bride, Fellowship of the Ring
I just did my favorite movie because it takes less effort than finding 9 images from different movies that look nice together.
Post the goddamn site where we can make these charts, asshole.
Yeesh, all those Dutch angles.
how much of a pretentious douche are you?
It has been posted. No need to be a dick about it. I think many of us use photoshop as well.
Eh I just think it's a good movie is all. Pulled off some pretty cool stuff, especially for the 60s.
Yeah lol definitely wouldn't recommend it to anybody if canted angles and long continuous shots bug the hell out of them
I love the aesthetic of top right and that almost kerberos-type armor in lower left. Titles of those, please?
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Bump
Charade is public domain
Some dipshit forgot the copyright
Lower left is Excalibur.