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Hes good boi Catholic mate did nothing wrong

Liberals are the real loonies wearing tinfoil hats they're in a complete alternate world where the fourth reich will start any day now and only they know it in their head

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Of course he didn't apologize
Leftists are mentally ill

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They´re doing you a favor.
You can spend your evening with other better things now.

Imagine being one of the morons that watch this.
They hate Trump because the media tells them he's a liar, then those same people lie to them for two years, and then they still laugh at the talking heads even when they admit to their face that they just lied to them.

well the one thing that everyone seems to agree on is that the mueller report should be made public. i feel like it's only reasonable to actually see something before commenting on it

That Roy Moore thing is really hypocritical considering Bob Menendez did the same shit as Moore & Dems endorsed him anyway

only like 5 of those are actual reasons

I was indifferent to BLUMPFH before but after reading that list I now see that he's pretty based

Imagine being one of the morons that post this. They love Trump because /pol/ tells them he's based, then those same people cover his pro-jewish agenda for two years, and then they still laugh at 2016 memes even when they are confronted with the fact that Trump is doing a single thing they wanted him to.

but trumped didnt endorse moore
trump endorsed strange but he lost the primary

>bad president
>concluded with russia
>can't close umbrella
>on the same board with same weight
'muricans really mentally challenged nation.

>Calls African countries "shitholes"
Is Colbert implying they're not?

Yeah, cause the conservatives always apologize. Fuck off.

Wow when did the left become so anti-Semitic

(((they))) wouldn't allow for that.

He works with JEWS? How could he, inshallah brother.

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>Vote for Bill Clinton's wife
>Don't vote for Trump because he banged a hooker in 2005

Never made sense to me

you gotta remember that this is the guy who lost his shit when trump one more scoop of ice cream and also snapped at his audience when the evil bad guy comey was fired but since trump fired him it was a bad thing

Moment they start pushing muslims as diversity group.

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Imagine being a TV executive and writing off half of your audience before you even start by keeping Colbert employed. Things have gone down hill fast over the last few decades. You would never see Leno or Carson doing this.

Nevermind that his kids are Jewish and calls Bibi his good friend.

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Everyone knows Africa is a shithole, but its considered rude to say it because racism or something.

Can someone remind me what the religion of Islam's stance on LGBT is again

Tbh Trump is a proven liar. Though it doesn't excuse these late shows for telling their audiences in their blind hatred that he's guilty for treason and going to prison

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Personally, i never understood how Chartered Accountants became Comedians and late night tv show host at that.

But he called Haiti a shithole country. Which it is. Is Haiti even technically African?

This is left we are talking about.

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>Trump's businesses usually fail
>His university was a straight up scam
>Failed to sell shitty steaks through the Sharper Image (who the fuck sells food through a gadget store?)
>Says the first thing that comes to his mouth (no that's not actually a "good thing" because he isn't telling it like it is, it's usually straight up false bullshit because he doesn't think about what he says nor does he know anything about what he's talking about)
>Has extremely backwards thinking on basically everything

There's a lot more than him banging hookers that makes him the worst choice for President.

this shit right here is probably the most self damaging act he has done, his sister might get killed by pedoesta soon I guess

This is a very logical and structured counterargument but I feel it fails to address the core of my argument. You see some random shitskin hating Trump doesn't undo all his pro-israel agenda, actions, and personal connections. Do you care to address that point?

When has a late night show ever been so devoted to one issue?

>that point
>MUH JEWS!!!

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2/3rds of this crap can be applied to literally every single american politician. Fucking libtards pretend to have morals when its against someone they dont like,

>makes him the worst choice for President.
He is already President and doing fine.

Haiti is the most african place in the western hemisphere.

>birther stuff - racist

except leftist said ted cruz was a canadian and cannot be a us president. nice double standard.

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Whereas Hillary is legitimately evil in every sense of the word so explain how that's better

Yeah but does he fuck kids and eat their brains to peer into the 5th dimension to receive his marching orders from the cabal hidden behind the universal veil?

Not a single logical reason why he is a bad president at all. I say to thee liberals show how Trump is fucking the economy not your stupid feelings.

>b-but his STEAKS LMAO
Y I K E S

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Not so much anymore, thanks to Trump, and that makes you people go nuts.

Yeah. Shutting down the government for the longest it has ever been done and putting average government employees out of work was good. And no we aren't talking about some white collar guy, I'm talking about the blue collar people who needed those paychecks who actually voted for Trump. He screwed them over because he wasn't getting his way. How the fuck is that Presidential material? The man is an embarrassment.

You say that while Trump calls dictators and KGB turned leader for life nice people. Yes, Hilary is the evil one.

I used that as a perfect example of the awful ideas this man comes up with.

What the hell does this have to do with him being a bad president? News flash you liberal slime all politicians are psychopaths so calling Trump one doesnt make you close to in the right.

Fuck man, Colbert, what a fucking cunt. Yea Forums used to like this guy and he was actually sort of funny.
Now he just sucks the dick of the left. Maybe they got some dirt on him and are forcing his hand or maybe he's just an opportunist, probably the latter.

I wish I was some useless actor in Hollywood, so I could go on the Colbert Report as a guest and call him out on being such an opportunistic cockless faggot.

drumpf trump tumpf pumpf glump rump pump jump haha.

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>>Trump's businesses usually fail
What?
5 businesses out of hundreds isn’t “usually”

>Shutting down the government
Implying it is only his fault.

>He screwed them over
He actually returned factories back to america.

>Implying it is only his fault.
He ordered it.
>He actually returned factories back to america.
Can you provide a link to that?

So Colbert has to resort to actually teaching the audience why Trump is bad? That's actually pretty damn funny.

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Why wont McConnell release the report? Bill Clinton’s blowjob got a 400+ page summary(kek) from Starr. Yet we have to believe Trump’s newly hired guy?

Trumptards sure stopped believing in conspiracy theories at the perfect time. Why didn’t Q predict this?
Lmao

>He ordered it.
Because... he wanted to fulfill his election promises, shocking.

>Can you provide a link to that?
Tim Pool always talking about that case.

He was funny in the W. Bush years for the core concept of his show.
> comedian parodying a far-winged news commentator

What irony it is that he morphed into it.
> far-winged news commentator parodying a comedian

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EVERYONE wants it released. That includes Trump.
>You got a report saying I'm guilty?
>Release it, bitch
Because that's what guilty people do,

So he puts the people that voted for him out of work for a while? Sounds like retarded logic to me. None of them blame the Democrats for them not being able to go to work. They blame Trump. So he didn't get what he wanted and pisses off his voting base along with the rest of the country. Congrats?

Not even the guy who you're responding to, but you're making shit up. McConnell and the Republicans won't release it, check the news

Trump said right off the bat he wants the entire report released.

It's really not a racism thing. Everyone knows Africa is garbage (for the most part, some parts are thriving and get no attention because leftists love sad porn and right-wingers don't want to acknowledge it).

The problem is that he's the president and shouldn't be calling entire countries "shitholes". It sends a really immature message.

Haha, yeah he's 100% honest. That wall is under construction too btw and he said Tim Cook Apple

>So he puts the people that voted for him out of work for a while?
Yeah, never fight for anything.

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>McCain
Why do these people love to suck off warmongerin neocons?

>Haha, yeah he's 100% honest.
More honest than the mainstream media, in any case.

>opps better change the subject

>unironically blaming the media
Kys

Hows Mexico paying for the wall going?
He didnt pay off the pornstar?
Hows that awesome Time magazine cover he didnt have end up on his wall?
Hes not a billionare but lies about it anyways
So truthful!
Should i keep going?

That too.

Of course I'm blaming the media.
They're the ones who drummed up this investigation as Trump's downfall.

What about collude with russia?

The absolute state of Trump stans

How's that Mueller investigation going?

Don't bother, they're idiots. Watch the reply to this

Cool. So the people with creditors calling them can just ignore their debt payments cause Trump is fighting for his wall and those creditors will totally back them up on it and wait until they get back to work. Doesn't work that way, dipshit. He fucked over people and got next to nothing for it. Oh and that precious fucking wall you want, Mexicans are fucking stealing parts of it and the authorities in Mexico aren't doing shit to stop it. Your either a troll or actually fucking retarded.

>It sends a really immature message.
To who, Africa?

Conan really doesn't talk about Trump very often on his show, especially now that his show is only 30 minutes. I don't watch the other shows so I couldn't tell you how often they talk about Trump.

>Going to bat for CNN
Oh come on man you must have some self respect.

You know what might get people to stop supporting Trump? Prove he was a Russian agent. oh wait

>Hows that awesome Time magazine cover
You tell me.

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>Mexicans are fucking stealing parts of it
So you just admited Mexican are criminals. So why would you not want a wall to keep them out?

As soon as incels integrate into society they'll stop supporting / idealizing Trump

>Hes not a billionare but lies about it anyways
Forbes says he is.

>incels

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It shows how pointless it is, retard.

And start housing refugees and taking HRT.

God bless Hillary. #dabs

Yang giving everyone 1k a month for hookers and blow really will solve everything.

>walls are pointl...

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So what parts of the wall are they stealing? I am sure you casn show a vid or a picture of them bragging about it. Or are you trying to make a bad point with a shit example because TDS is in effect. "retard"

>IM OBSESSED WITH A DUDE I ACCUSE OF BEING OBSESSED WITH TRUMP

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>Ruined kayne
That's right, who the FUCK gave a negro the freedom to think

>walls don't wor...

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>Walls wont work
>It wont keep them from getting in

>Prision walls work
>It stops criminals from getting out

>Man who spent two years saying that Trump was a Russian Agent and that he would be impeached for it pretends he doesn't care when Saint Mueller finds nothing.
He just thinks everyone will forget, doesn't he?

Most incels dont even like Trump you fucking idiot.

Rent free

LITERALLY Glenn Beck

Liberals need to snap out of this retardation or there is no going back

>comparing a city wall to a wall that would span two country borders

Yeah, good luck maintaining all that and spending tons of tax money to keep 24/7 guard duty.

I agree a wall is pointless, Id rather have drones that kill spics that try to cross the border from miles away instead way more efficient.

Man I miss Bush era Colbert Report, we used to use his talking points to troll people because there were brainlets in my class who thought it was serious.

>i-it's not the right KIND of wall!!

Also, walls in open areas are exponentially easier to monitor than in urban areas.

I do find it quite funny that they are trying to memory hole it all now. AFTER 2 FUCKING YEARS OF GOING ON AND ON ABOUT IT
You lost, get over it.

>snap out of retardation
>Glenn Beck

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Amen to that.
"Truthiness"

>drones that kill spics that try to cross the border from miles away
This is why they bring kids with them, human shield.

Drones actually would be better. Rather than kill, they can give up to date information for border patrol as they move in on them.

Trump steaks failed, but wasn't as awful an idea as you think, businesses fail all the time, get over it.

Lmao. Drumpf is successful in three different sectors.
>Business, became a billionaire through real estate in the toughest market on earth (NYC)
>TV, had 30m viewers at some point, has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame
>Became the president of the worlds' largest economy and strongest military, on his first try, beating two of the most powerful American political families on his way : Clintons and Bushes

Yes they do. He's the virgin's candidate. He aligns with their views on women and gays, and they look up to him as some kind of "does whatever he wants" alpha

>Insults allies
At least he doesn't spy on them and gets caught

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No way they don't have drones already.

How many goose chases were there about Obama though? Did you complain then too?

Drones dont care about human life they will kill anything.
Incels would hate Trump because hes a Chad you dumb fuck.

>spending tons of tax money to keep 24/7 guard duty.
Guards for a fully built wall would cost a tiny fraction of what border patrol, ICE, asylum processing, immigrant detainment, ... costs today.

>first item
>"puts kids in cages"
>literally shown to be liberal propaganda
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They do

>incel!

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I realized this in 2016 when my life carried on exactly as it had while hysterical women all cried around me, talking about inevitable nuclear war. Liberals are fear mongers.

Yeah one guy = the popular voting majority

Maybe do less mental gymnastics and hit the gym for real

>>Business, became a billionaire through real estate in the toughest market on earth (NYC)
In Manhattan, as an outside from Queens no less.
If you knew anything about the NY real estate market, you'd know how massive this is.

Yes, so stop donating to them.

>Liberals are fear mongers

Republicans win on fears of terrorist attacks. "Make America safe"

Not to mention Trump declared a NATIONAL EMERGENCY for his stupid wall

triggered

>A bit of bantz about a birth
vs
>A full on media attack because Hillary lost
>Reanaction of ISIS beheadings shown on MSM
>Supporters getting fired, hurt and speared in the media
Yea was just the same right?

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Yea if every small town police force has a tank they all have to have put in budget requests for drones a long time ago.

Who cares about the border crossers? There are literal illegal spics in universities right now this is fucking insane.

Pretty amazing how they keep up this bullshit.

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Sure, if you cherry pick to suit your narrative. If you feel like joining reality though

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efforts_to_impeach_Barack_Obama

every incel is just another loser wishing he was chad

>MUH CHERRYY PICK
you lost the argument

>It sends a really immature message.

How can the truth be an "immature message"?

>your point
>MUH MUDSLIMES!!!!

So what? You need to see mexican detention centers and how they treat illegal immigrants from Honduras like complete shit.

Oh yeah, totally comparable to a 2-year special counsel investigation for treason (an offence federally punishable by death), based on horseshit.
Totally.

So if someone does something stupid, it's okay to do it?

So you're not even going to try educate yourself. Got it

>Is Colbert implying they're not?

I wish. Then we wouldn't have to send them billions a year in aid or take in millions of their "refugees".

Liberals here do you realize one day you will lose all of your human rights? If this brown invasion is not stopped it means the end for all white life in America dont you fools realize that. There are now no more non upper middle class settlements in America that dont have niggers or spics in them they are now fucking everywhere so you can just run away to the suburbs when your diversity pets start fucking you up like you did decades ago. No you have nowhere to run this time so realize you are gonna fucking die horrendously.

The point is the whole "children in cages" narrative against Trump is bunk.
One of the iconic images behind that media push dates from 2014, under the Obama administration.

Terrorist attacks AND mass illegal immigration present immediate existential threats to American life and the the nation as a whole.

Imagiary "nazis" do not.

>Reanaction
lol

Spoken like a true lib shit.
I am plenty educated. Just i don't fall for your propagander and that is why you will always lose.

>Leftists
>feeling shame
>ever

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

The special council made a shitload of indictments, and led to a few convictions. So clearly it wasn't for nothing brainlet

>in europe
>BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM
>in america
>please be nice to us...

>Yeah, cause the conservatives always apologize.

Apologizing implies you have to actually do something wrong.

>The special council made a shitload of indictments
Zero (0) of which regarding Trump himself, or Russia collusion.
You know, the whole point of the investigation.

ISIS literally saves homosexuals from committing suicide you ignorant bigot!

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>Well we set off to hunt a moose, but only came back with a squirrel or two. Successful hunt guys!

At this point I can see why they wouldn't want Dems scouring every sentence for even the faintest whiff of conspiracy bait. The Dems can't afford to look like paranoid fools and lose their political outrage momentum so close to 2020 all in one stroke. It's in their interests to keep the speculative Russia ball rolling.

This. Trump really is one of the worst presidents this country has ever elected.

I do hope a Republican challenger will appear soon, to make 2020 more interesting.

>shoot at target
>miss
>hit some dude walking by
nailed it

isis are literally dead now

>Trump really is one of the best presidents this country has ever elected.
this

>Three years later
>Still using talking-points that were debunked in fucking 2015

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For some reason they have got it in their heads that if they help a few blacks and mexicans out they will be spared.
But we all know they will be killed, probably even before all the "racists".
They will walk with arms open in to thug gun fire because
>IT MAKES THEM A BETTER PERSON
But all it makes them is a dead one.
They will offer their own daughters to be raped and still end up with a bullet in the head.
Blacks and mexicans don't want your apologies they want your TV, your money and your wifes cunny.

>Has extremely backwards thinking on basically everything

Yeah, if only he were an enlightened hip young Progressive like you.

>Why wont McConnell release the report?
Because the special counsel's report does not work that way.

Here's Ken Starr himself explaining it for you:
theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/03/ken-starr-muellers-report-shouldnt-go-congress/585577/

>Because... he wanted to fulfill his election promises, shocking.

Why would Trump shutdown the government if Mexico was sending a lump sum payment for the wall?
Makes no sense at all.