Alexa, find me a job
Alexa, find me a job
Colton Turner
Matthew Reyes
JUST
Lucas Phillips
>no, Brendan... there must always be a JUST-king
Anthony Robinson
Time for him to be crowned
Colton Peterson
OH NO NO NO
Elijah Gomez
Keegan didn't hop in on the racebait train, because he looks like a least threatening nigga possible. It's even debatable if he's a mutt. He's so fucking white, fucking ariane grande is darker than him nowadays.
Hopefully those disney checks will help him
Dylan Johnson
Here's some racebait for ya.
>His homie married (((Chelsea Peretti)))
Lincoln Powell
He looks samoan. Are you sure he's black?
Jackson Jackson
>*doot doot* I am sorry. I can't find you a job. Here's 10 results for "how to find a new best friend to llevo off of"
Luke Smith
Into every generation one is born
Parker Sanchez
no samoan is that lanket
this dummy boy married a 50 year old white lady kik
Logan Jenkins
>SEETHING
Wyatt Thomas
Hudson Morales
>>My partner in laughs
"DON'T YOU FORGET YOUR ROOTS, YOU BITCH ASS!"
Lucas Hall
JUST
Evan Fisher
James Green
>Jordan Peele film debut
>Audience members sit in awe as the opening scene starts to play
>The screen plays a close shot a black man's hairy anus standing in vibrant field of grass with a sunset in the background
>"Oh wow" murmers an audience member
>The theater collectively shushes and scolds the man
>The audience resumes watching the movie intent on knowing what lord Jordan has to offer
>Several minutes pass of the black anus squatting. People are watching with the fervently
>Soon two black hands reach around spread the ass cheeks open wide
>The audience gasps so loud there is a ringing noise in everyone's ears
>A slight grunt is heard
>An emergence of feces slowly pushes past the anus
>Slight crackles and pops of flatulence release
>The audience is in hysterics
>Finally a log of shit the size of a rolling pin plops from its anal confines
>The camera zooms as it falls
>Audience members are gripping the seat in front of them
>We hear a wet plop
>The camera slowly backs out
>Underneath the whole time is a lilly white young woman wearing a make america great again hat with a fresh hunk of shit directly on her chest and face
>The camera pans up and we see that the anus belongs to Jordan Peele as he reveals his face by looking over the shoulder
>He is in white face and is smiling
>He holds the smile for 15 minutes. No blinking
>He slowly begins to chuckle
>"Come on now? Really?" he says as he raises one eyebrow
>8 Oscars
Thomas Hernandez
they JUST keep falling for it Yea Forums!
Andrew Carter
Stop posting this, it's not funny
Carson Cruz
imagine being this mentally ill
Austin Hall
Xbox, find me a job. Bitch.
Sebastian Miller
I used to have a boss that was as black as Key but even now I'm not sure he was actually black. They just look like swarthy Pirates of the Caribbean characters.
Eli Perez
>he's 8 years older than Peele
that has to sting
Nolan Flores
Lol, that sindication money means his job is living the life he wants just like the cast from Friends or Malcom.
James Thompson
Marriage is fucking insane.
Landon Moore
Unironically chuckled
Jaxon Price
>Keegan-Michael Key was laughing, but we hope he was dead
Jason James
kek
Jeremiah Sanchez
Nice try, Aaron. You aren't fooling anyone