How does he do it?
Kirk Douglas is still alive at 102
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Isaac Young
I'll tell you one thing, he probably doesn't watch capeshit.
Robert Foster
imagine the smell
Jose Reyes
Ambrosia LLC
Owen Sanders
He masturbates alot
Jose Garcia
he's cursed by foul jewish magic to live forever
Jaxson Kelly
I wonder what his diet has been
Xavier Martin
powerful jewish-hohol hohol jewish magick.
Kayden Murphy
Dunno, although I can't believe his general quality of life's up to much and if his old wife predeceases him I suspect he'll not be long in following her.
Sebastian Sanchez
since from the picture he seems to have survived the Smoking Epoch that was most of the 20th century followed by a stroke later in life I'd say he's just natively tough
Oliver Bennett
He's lived a very happy and meaningful life where he's also stayed mentally and physically fit. That alone will take you a long, long way.
Austin Flores
It's called Kabbalah.
Daniel Turner
Who the fuck that is not rich wants to live past 30 baby boomers ruined all potential of a good future
Jack Clark
He's Spartacus.
Christopher Myers
stemcells and baby blood from the rituals
Julian Bailey
Zip it, zoomer trash
Xavier Perry
blood ritual contract
Brandon Foster
Raping Natalie Wood. Lucky bastard.
Connor Cook
I’m 25 boomers ruined the chance of a beautiful future for everyone they deserve the bullet
James Johnson
Violating young actresses had something to do with it.
Luis Carter
>no more rapists metoo
>btw we gonna celebrate this old dude that literally raped someone
Hollywood is a joke
Jayden Lopez
Who's going to die first?
Christopher Hughes
drink water bros
Justin Jones
imagine being alive from like 1890-1990 and experiencing all that radical change
Zachary Rivera
He's probably so frail right now that you can legit recreate the scene from Glass where Kevin kills Elijah. Squeeze Kirk's shoulder hard, watch him scream in agony, laugh wickedly, then punch his ribcage and send the older fucker flying back. He'll die soon. Probably have a kino death speech with his son.
Jayden Gutierrez
Can you even push your shit out at this age or is there a special pump?
Blake Scott
I bet it just passively oozes out his ass all day
Julian Roberts
When her sister Joan Fontaine died I thought Olivia de Havilland would as well because their sulphurous lifelong enmity was chiefly responsible for keeping them both alive. Clearly I was wrong.
Aaron Hill
not that hard, my grandpa is 103 and looks better than him. still exercises, you don't need to yell at him. he speaks normally. he could kick this old fuck ass, and yes, his faggot son ass too. senile queers.
James Foster
>25
Time for a nappy change Flossfag
Gavin Edwards
I WANT SUNDAE
Chase Allen
>my grandpa is 103
how old are you, jefe?
Robert Ramirez
Harvests the souls of Hollywood starlets
Hunter Campbell
powerful
Hunter Richardson
> I will not be here to see the consequences if this evil takes root in our country. But your children and mine will be.
B-but your children is already above 70...
Robert Garcia
He gets his energy from rape, every time he remembers Natalie Wood he gains another week of life