THE CHINESE FIREBALL!!! Ooooooooooo

FEET OFF THE TABLE!

JUNIOR!

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ELLO FATHA!

ORRIGHT GUVNA

PROUDFEET

This hp movie stands out among them all as the one with the oddest character interactions/dialogue. A few others that randomly stand out for me:
>THATS MY BOY
>JR
>HARY D U PUT UR NAM N DA GOBLET O FIR?

GAAAAH!

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God how I hate Tennant

VICTOR I LOVE YOU

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THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE OOOOOooooo

I think you're in love Ron.

It should have been a two parter.

i unironically love this movie because it's just fun. my only major problem with this was the yule ball scene which was retarded. i mean they bother to include that in the film but they never care to include more context for some of the supporting characters that were only introduced in this movie, like barty crouch, etc.

a daring synthesis

Yeah, great idea. Two movies, really stretch it out. The maze scene can be a whole hour long. Definitely necessary. Fucking dumbass.

sHuT Up

Nah, they should have got a competent director, that's all

ELLO FAVA!

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JR?

BARTY CROUCH........

...deh!

>No!

Best thread on Yea Forums right now.

THE CHINK DOG BURNER ooOOOOoooo

HARRY-DIDYA-0PUTYA-NAME-INTHEGOBLA-O-FYAAHHHH

>and that leaves...
>'The German Judenbrenner.'
>What's that, boy?
>Nothing.

THE AMERICAN ORANGE PUSSYGRABBER OOOOO

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Kino post

ELLO FARTHER

Honestly this post is great.

THE NAME
GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME

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why was Hitler in Hogwarts?

ALRIGHT, MATE.

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THATS MY WIFES BOY

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BOWSER!

... Jr?

>Go and watch the trial of a former ally who will almost certainly recognise you as a fellow member of a banned extremist movement
>Creepy, dirty, dishevelled slav accuses you of being a Death Eater with zero proof
>Rather than ignore or laugh off the baseless accusation, decide to put on an evil voice and confess then and there.
>Also decide to try and escape on foot from a packed courtroom rather than use any of the enormous number of spells in your arsenal to disappear or teleport.
Was Barty Crouch..........................................Jr the stupidest character in the whole franchise?

why did Viktor catch the golden snitch if his team was losing?
that plotpoint ruined the whole franchise for me. it's obvious that JK Rowling is a hack writer who doesn't understand the first thing about team sports. fucking women, I swear.

This is always gives me a kek

underrated

this fucking thread

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He catches it because the Irish seeker was about to catch it, and preferred to lose by 10 points rather than several hundred. A defeat, but a close one at least. Anyone who actually plays team sports rather than just pretending they do on the internet for masculine credit could understand the importance of that.

HERYPOTTAH

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the horntail....
WHAT'S THAT BOY?
n-nothing

also why the FUCK didn't he just give harry a portkey while he was in his office

Why did everyone look sickly in the movie?

What was up with the lighting, costume and makeup?

what utter drivel. He should've harassed the opposing team seeker to prevent him from catching then.

I don’t think portkeys normally work at Hogwarts and the trophy was specially made for it

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nah but jk rowling sure is one of the most stupid authors (or was this a screenplay problem separate from the book)

He does, and is described as bleeding from the nose when he is forced to catch the snitch due to having been contesting the snitch so hard with the Irish seeker. Sorry bud. Rowling's writing is terrible, but this thing you're desperate to force really isn't there.

Why didn’t he just take Harry’s blood using one of the blood writing quills

based irish putting on a good game.

None of that changes the fact that he literally made his team lose

Based post

A fireball, Chinese or otherwise, should've destroyed one of the dullest franchises in move history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
(Copied from r/movies)

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bit late lad

Yes, alternatively he could have continued to contest the snitch but never actually try to catch it until the Irish seeker inevitably did thereby also losing them the game by hundreds of points

The fault is actually with the entire Bulgarian team who apparently suck major dick at throwing balls through hoops

Why wouldnt he try?

What did he mean by this?

Screenplay problem separate from the book.

THE CHINESE FIREBALL! OOOOOOOOO

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Dehest dehs deh dehe dehy deh dehie dehs. Deh deh dehing deh deh dehard deh deh dehs deh Dehwarts Dehdemy deh dehey deh dehed dehs deh deh indehable deh deh dehs. Deh deh deh dehy dehery, deh dehs’ deh dehency deh deh dehs deh deh dehment deh indehive deh deh dehial dehs, deh deh deh dehic undehical, deh deh dehtion deh indeh.

Dehs deh deh deh deh deh Dehling dehed deh deh deh Dehlberg dehing deh dehs; deh deh deh deh dehs deh deher deh dehen deh deh deh deh deh deh deht dehthing deh dehbody?deh dehusly dehable deh-dehtion deh deh dehs. Deh Dehry Dehher dehs deh deh anti-Dehtian (deh deh), deh deh’s dehly deh anti-Dehes Dehnd dehs deh dehs deh deh deh, dehty deh dehment. Deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh. Deh, dehfully, deh deh deher deh deh.

>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."

Deh deh dehing deh deh deh deh deh deh dehry deh deh deh deh dehed. Deh dehed deh deh Deh deh dehed deh deh dehal deh dehs. Deh deh dehlous. Dehling's deh dehs deh dehed deh dehes deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehing. Deh Deh deh deh dehish, dehing deh deh Dehry Dehher deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng. Deh deh dehthing deh deh dehect deh, "Deh dehse dehs deh dehing Dehry Dehher deh dehdeh deh dehdeh, deh deh deh deh deher deh deh deh deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng." Deh deh deh deh dehght. Deh deh deh dehing dehic. Deh deh deh "Dehry Dehher" deh deh, deh deh, dehed deh deh Dehphen Dehng.

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IT'S PROUDFOOT

DATS MY WIFES SON

THAT'S MY GUN

based Dumbledore cracking up

H-HE'S FAST

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It's a subtle nod from the director, trying to already show that Dumbledore has little regard for life and is therefore also willing to sacrifice Harry like he intended

>Now how do we tell the audience that this guy is insane?

Absolutely based post

>Deh miserables
Holy fuck I'm dying

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THE BLACK NIGGER
OOOOOOooooooo

dehed deh dehpilled

BARTY CROUCH..

..JUUNNIOOORR

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kek
how do i do this

What was he thinking?

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In the book the court room gets up and marches down the hall to the cleaning closet where BC Junior and Mundungus Fletcher are having sex and capture him there. They couldn't film that for obvious reasons so they did the best they could.

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Retarded. There's no rules against hitting your opponents. If you're losing on points there's zsro reason to not kamikaze into opposing players to grievously wound them. Even if you get rid of one player that's huge since each team has no 2nd or 3rd lines so they have to bring in unarmed strangers to play. I never understood why Boopers or whatever those guys with the bats are called didn't immediately start cracking other teams skulls open when it's a viable and effective tactic.

>the guy on the right laughing

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She made it clear his team wasnt going to gain any ground back.

>There's no rules against hitting your opponents
pretty sure there is

like


this

Kek those two tongue slips

NAAAAAAHHH

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>Myrtle JOI

Why does everyone in the HP universe act like a lunatic?

Fucking incredible

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Because the spell requires it be 'forcibly taken'

This film shows the importance of dialog delivery
it's like everyone got inspired by Alan Rickman

THE 300 DORRA SUSHI MAN, Yoooooooooooo

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kino thread

pleas don't user...

What do you think se with her ghost would be like?

>still so desperate
>still buttblasted that literally all other memes blew him the fuck out
>"m-maybe if I post it one more time people will start to like it"
Hahahahaha faggot

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DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHATGOBLET

THATS MY WIFES SOOOOOOOOON
THATS NOT MY BOOOOOY

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okay
BARTY CROUCH........
testing

watched the movie while on acid and this scene made me laugh like a madman for some reason

Is he, dare i cast it. /ourwizard/?

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THE MEAL GIVE THE SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

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THE TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE

Ooooooo

Like trying to fuck a bucket of ice, according to Chamber of Secrets

Did anyone else walk out of the theater after this scene?

M A G N I F I C E N T

LMAO

nah, i stood there until the movie ended

>NIGGEEEEEEERS

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lmao 11/10

lmao

gay

>to deh a mickingbird
holy fucking shit, this thread went from 10 to 100 in a split second

Fuck this thread caught me off guard and now my ribs ache.

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Very well memed, Globet of Fire, very well memed...
HOWEVER

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how much time in effort went into making that image? impressive. very nice.

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is that Joe Rogan? lol

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jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg sparoooooooooooooo

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BANE?

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fuck user I can't breathe

DIDYAPUTYONAMEINDAGOBLETOFAYA?!?!?!?

NNNNYYYEEEEEEERRRR

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........................Deh.

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Why is Goblet of Fire so memeable

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incredehble

>3 fucking years of a clearly still alive voldemort trying to kill Harry
>still thinks it was Harry who fucked with the goblet
>doesn't consider the fact that this is probably a trap for Harry
>this ends up causing voldemort to rise again
I thought Dumbledore was suppose to be smart. Like this was the most obvious trap of all time and nobody did anything to stop it.

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he still had a boner for voldy. he wanted his old fucktoy back

EEEeeuuuUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR

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I'M THE SCATMAN

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>imgur meme
die

It was 5/10 till I clicked the image where it became 15/10

>Be accused of being a literal wizard Nazi.
>It's fine, it's by a mentally ill man in a weird knife cage with no real way of telling if her was lying.
>I'll just say I was put under the Imperius curse.
>"Be chill Barty,"
>Calmly look dad in the eye.
>Licks lips because I'm nervous.
>"HWRRAAHHHGGHH, HRSSAAWWW!"
>Fuck why did I say that!
>It's fine, it's fine. I'll get a trial.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET A TRIAL!

Barty Jr literally fucking himself up a wall with no real reason for it.

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what tier is this then?

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Kek

Most underrated Harry Potter movie imo

Based dehposter

truly fine memes

kek

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fine day, sunday

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>Barty, You ever been wrongly accused of something?
>Yeah once.
>Yeah? How did you get out of it?
>Well I didn't - I was guilty.

Just fucking laughed.

"Alright Dave?"

more like FARTY crouch haha

BARTY CROUCH

THE AFRICAN AMERICAN NIGGER! Oooooooooo

JARTY RROUCH
BC

THE SCOTTISH OVER-ACTOR, OOOOOOOOOH

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slav was under veritaserum. hp lore sucks but youre a brainlet