Accept my children into Yale

america larps as a land of fairness to keep the goyims inline

retards that bought their way in going to the top positions in a society is how you clownworld

>fucking niggers stealing our spots with affirmative action REEEEEEEE
>wait it was actually rich white people that were buying spots for their dumb kids? o-oh...

What happened?

That doesn't really happen anymore, there's too much money at stake for too many people for the CEO to be replaced by his son who is a dithering idiot. That's why you see those rich families stick their kids in a charity or non-profit.
>BUT BUSH
Bush Jr was exceptionally clever, he just liked to party a bit too much when he was younger. Your basic fraternity ringleader. If you honestly believe the western business world is not a meritocracy, you're blind and never set foot on an executive level. Even diversity hires are expected to perform or be trimmed.

The man put THIS to film. I say give him what he wants

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It's the middle class whites who get excluded. You know, the largest population in this entire country. Poor niggers get affirmative action slots. Rich whites get money slots. We get nothing but the fun of being told that we are evil and horrible on a daily basis.

God damn I hate communists

>can we not just kill rich people at this point?
>we

oh yeah I'm sure your soft ass will be leading the charge over Jeff Bezos' fence to take on his army of robotic hounds

>It's my job to sit in this air-conditioned classroom and defend communism haha no i'm not going to work in a factory or fight in the revolution, I'm just the sneaky lazy kike that tells you why you should go get other people's money through violence and then come give it to me

Don't forget:

>"user, this is a high-school. Save your more controversial opinions for college, where people are more open to ideas and free speech."

Okay...

>"user, as the textbook written by my colleague Professor Ezra Shekelburg clearly states, you cannot challenge my opinions or disagree with the Democratic Party's platform or else you are stupid and wrong. And if you call out my shit communist opinions that I present as fact in a debate one more time, I'll have you expelled for hate speech. Now pay me $80,000 to watch this documentary about gay hate crimes and I'll consider giving you a C-."

College is a fucking meme

Based, redpilled, underrated, and screenshotted.

>be white
>dont fall for the college meme
>marry
>have a kid
>see through the lies of the Hebrew
You'd be surprised how often my wife gets called "breeder" in real life because we're white with a kid.

When I first met my gf, the left had just spawned the "whites shouldn't be w/ whites, shouldn't reproduce w/ whites" meme. Living in a liberal college town, I'm legit surprised no ones said something like that to us yet. Serious question: how do you resist the urge to knock their teeth out?

What college did you go to? I never once experienced anything like this in all 4 years.

>That doesn't really happen anymore, there's too much money at stake for too many people

doubt

look at something recent like theranos, it was only luck that she finally got caught out.

>I'd like to talk to you about my daughters' pussies... :^)

/ourguy/?

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Children of famous actors/tres are always fucked in the head. Minus Clint Eastwood's.

>theranos
That was one of the biggest fraud cases ever and it didn't even fire up until the 21st century. Go look at IBM or Exxon or P66 or Boeing or any of those "big bad evil" companies that people are always bitching about. They may skirt the law, but they aren't going to put the reins in the hands of the boss's son when he's a retard in the 21st century. I've been all over the United States doing work for organizations and I never ever see outright dishonorable dealings from executive leadership at major companies. I only see it at start ups and it's always some west coast hot shot who thinks he can make it big in Austin, Texas thanks to lax state taxes.

Its never said to my face. It's at her work where shes told that.

I saw them all at Aspen airport a few years ago. Two little cunts had Gucci bags waiting in the rich people part of the airport. Him and her just stood looking away from each other. FUCK HOLLYWOOD

I'm surprised no one has made a webm of scene where his wife gets fucked on boogie nights and her telling him to go away cause she's getting their daughters admitted into college.

Theranos was literally a front, you dumbass

Zoomers don't remember what Enron was. Kinda sad.

skilling is a crypto guy now lmao

Nobody cares, normalfags.

And /biz/ said buttcoin was the future. Funny how one thing leads to another.

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they look like they fuck black men, and their father is completely fine with that.

>tfw my great great grandfather, great grandfather and grandfather all went to Yale
>tfw my dad didn't, but still went to a good college
>tfw I went to a shitty state school

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>I know nothing about Penn.
see Yale/Harvard

accept your wife for Bail more like

>wants daughters to have wonderful sex
looks like we have something in common

If it's a state flagship like Michigan or Florida or Ohio State or blah blah blah then you're fine.
I meant in terms of alumni "support" and financial dealings. I know what Penn is, I just have no experience working with them.

Fuck you whitey. Yale is for Asians who study 17 hours in day and proud POC!

lmao, fucking newpoors

t. ancestors are all soldiers, criminals, sailors and drunks

>that nervous look on the younger one
You just KNOW

What are my chances of getting into an Ivy league grad program if I'm white and poor?

>If it's a state flagship like Michigan or Florida or Ohio State or blah blah blah then you're fine.
It was a fine school and I make plenty of money, but I remember very clearly being taken to the Yale Club in NYC when I was younger. He really wanted me to go to Yale.
>dad's generation squandered a literal fucking fortune
) :

based

redpilled

>Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car, user and I need to have a quick man-to-man

>Now listen here, young man

>If you're going to crush my teen daughter's sweet, tiny little pussy, you're going to do it under MY roof with MY permission

>And it had better be wonderful. If it's not wonderful and guilt-free for her, I WILL find out.

>Now take this condom from my wallet and go have a good time you kids

>dad/granddad went to princeton, i got BTFO
i guess they should have donated more money

Rest easy friend knowing your proverbial spot went to Janequia "Lil Jayjay" Freeman so zhe could African American history at one of the world's most renowned institutions of higher learning.

based AND redpilled

Where do they work after getting these useless degrees?

and crush it I would..

but not til after many pussy lickings :^)

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Did that bitch go to Pimp my Rides or something?

I figured if they get the useless degrees at Ivy Leagues and renowned private schools, they probably take them and teach at states and other lesser schools. If they obtain them at the latter, they go and teach high school :)

>tfw you pay 70 mil to get into college

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I honestly don't see the big deal of paying to be accepted. It's not like the kid will be able to graduate. And you have enough money to sponsor other students.

at this point, is there any ivy league left? is yale an honorable institution any more?

these people paid to doctor their kids grades/accolades/sports achievements

Jeff bezos need a bullet

Shame the two girls had their reputations soured w/ this scandal. While they're not really cute enough for acting, and apparently not too intelligent, they woulda each made fine trophy wives for some rich asshole. I guess you're a nobody in the upper stratosphere if you don't at least have an Ivy League degree (w/o being an actor, singer, etc., that is).

Paying $70mil to get into USC
U S C
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

who cares if you're a 'nobody' when you're rich

Yes, but paying directly to the university. I don't see that as unethical or anything. Let's be honest. College is a business like any other else. You pay one way or the other. Going to good schools, having good extracurricular activities etc all cost money.

>USC

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sheeeeeeit

>Texas A&M
Hey now we're also funded by the CIA. George loved us for a reason.

>tfw my mom went to Harvard and my dad went to Yale and I gave up on life and am slowly dying from the inside out

Haha

I find this bitch to be hideous and dull. She was never even close to an A-list actress, either. Prolly not even a B. How'd she get into Hollywood, I wonder. Even Macy is kind of a bore - one or two big movies, and a show on Showtime or Starz or w/e (which are just HBO for poor people). Fuck them.

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He didn't

>If it's not wonderful and guilt-free for her, I WILL find out.
10/10

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Well, duh. There's some weird stuff going on in College Station.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martín_Torrijos
Have fun with that rabbit hole. I work in higher education and am constantly amused by the weird shit going on that people just casually mention here and there. TAMU was one of my favorite places to work.

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That's not gangsta.

Dre never was

>ON HIS OLD ALBUM COVER HE WAS A SHE THANG

Why the fuck would the US care enough about Honduras in 2009 to back a coup?

I go to Penn. It's definitely just as bad but they do let no name white kids in too, or else idk how I'd be there.

On NGOs, under the likes of Chelsea or daddy Soros.

>$70m
>USC
fucking chump lol

They didn't pay directly(mostly cause they don't have the money for that kind of donation), that's why they got busted unlike Dre.

Eh, where I got that picture was one of those latinx weirdo sites. If anyone even mentions the US then they become US-backed/funded/armed/whatever if they don't follow whatever the party line is abroad with the militant hispanics. Point was to show US involvement with Panama and that a Panamanian head of state was educated in good ol' Texas.

So if you thought the "Trump is a Russian agent" rants were bad, imagine if Trump was educated at MSU.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_State_University

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Cause they can, wherever they can't they just do soft coups via financing their preferred candidates and helping them out with logistics.

This glosses over a lot of nuances. The Texas comment is probably true. Ivy League schools have a ton of dumb as bricks athletes and a ton of rich intentional / foreign students

Oh this was a Macy joint? For real?

If you want to break it down, sure, but the statements are valid.

>not taking the small check every month for the rest f your life

she knew this was gonna happen.

the military is literally a bunch of boomers stuck in the cold war who think communism is a virus. In reality, if we stabilize and thrust central and south America into the first world we can just trade among ourselves and stop having to fuck with Europe while they're on a self-destructive streak.

>the military is literally a bunch of boomers stuck in the cold war who think communism is a virus.

spoken like someone who knows nothing about the military

>In reality, if we stabilize and thrust central and south America into the first world we can just trade among ourselves and stop having to fuck with Europe

In reality, European trade is the only thing that allows us the ability to thrust the first world in central and south America.

You really gotta look into geopolitics , not just /pol/

>thinking communism is a virus
>we need to support communism to force latin america into the first world
You do realize that first world means capitalist society and second world means communist society and third world means battleground between the two, yes?

>eh
Cringe

It has nothing to with communism, all those countries defied the established US order in Latin America and started shifting to the BRICs in the 2000s. Any of those countries included Venezuela is socialism lite compared to fucking Norway.