/ALITA/

I watched this for the first time last night on a shitty camrip but still enjoyed it. I can see why you faggots do this all day now.

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Probably the single greatest line delivery ever. It immediately sets the tone for the kind of film we're getting

>hey user come closer teehee

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(OP)
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Confirmed for comfiest (and best) thing on Yea Forums.

>thanks for bringing the girrrrl

It was pretty fuckin kino

I'm having a miserable sleepless night, but this OP and writefag's new story put a big dumb smile on my face. Never change, /alita/.

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pastebin.com/XkLXCULD

Reposting for 400m and also reposting my comfiest story.

pastebin.com/EtDtmHyM

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you're pretty cute user

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>heavy breathing

SHOW US FORTRESS NUMBER 3

I've got a couple raw photos from the Alita Experience. Anyone interest in a comfy dump?

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Now go see it on the big screen user! Pretty worth it.

I have my own reasons...

subscribe to my premium snapchat and I'll release it

Yesh pweez

I'm here to raid a pillow fort

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This movie is as bad as capeshit and I'm glad it did poorly at the box office

Yes
YES

Yes please user, I haven't seen anything from it yet

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I can just imagine Cameron doing all this himself with his own pillow fort and his wife just being annoyed.

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can we ban alita general on the grounds that it is an incel (terrorist) savehaven?

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The mods are on our side, you have no power.

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dont reply to me incel

I'm here to register as an exterminator and take out the rat infestation.

Do you have ID

Yup. Along with EGO and SUPER EGO.

Shit ok go through

>tfw you didn't realize writebro has already done winter and hot chocolate
>tfw no face because I don't keep anything on my phone
RIP motivation, there's no way I can match your comfy prowess. I don't know how I missed this one. I better double check your catalog next time.

Based.

Could you post something that bundles all the Alita you've written?

I'd love to conveniently browse through all the stories from one place.

I brought chocolate and few oranges.
F-for a friend. A short one, with dark hair and big eyes.
If you see her, can you pass it over?
And t-tell her it's from me? Thanks.

First photo is the sign outside. It was in the most ghetto part of town and me and my friend thought we were gonna get shanked but I guess it adds to the authenticity.

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Kansas was pretty comfy

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Ah damn I really wish I had someone to go with but I'm too shy to go alone

>Zalem Vacation Fund
Wonder how much Hugo steals from that jar on a daily basis.

nice tip jar lol

pastebin.com/u/writefriend99

This link to my user will have everything in one place but I'll also host a .zip with the updated collection in a second! I'll write a summary doc/paste since the collection is getting a little unwieldy.

Please do your own take if you want! Just because I have one interpretation doesn't mean that it's the best one.

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If you could go, which of the three locations would it be?
I keep thinking it should say "Zapan's Face Reconstruction Fund" instead

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Assuming you missed that reply.

LA, I'm about 2h out of there so I could easily make the drive.

I'd be down to go again this weekend if you really want someone to check it out with

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W-would you be? Ahh, I'd really appreciate it... Weekends are a little tricky for me, though. I'm free every day except Saturday, Sunday, or Monday. I can do Sat if I gotta though

Ho wow, I haven't used that ABAG template since before thread 99. Surprised anyone saved those.

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Try to find it in 3D somewhere - I suspect this will be playing for a few weeks more in the larger multiplexes.

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You get randomly matched with a team even if you go with someone else, so going alone is not a problem. Socializing, yo!

Those last two panels instantly made me think she's equipped with a strap-on.

No lewd thoughts in /Alita/ !

does how well/bad your team does affect how much merch you can win like pins?

I could do Friday or Saturday. All up to you. What said is true though. We had some people who came in alone but everyone is super nice and teams are very friendly. I ended up becoming good friends with a dude who came in on his own.
You don't win any merch beside the coin if you place first. You buy the merch at the end with real money so unless you really want that coin, just go have a good time.

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Alita is for protecting us, Rosa is for lewd

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I've been here for a long time. I've got more old school ones here.

Here, check this out.

Alita and the world around her. Arranged in recommended reading order.

Darkest Night. Three days after Hugo dies, Alita mourns for her lost love.
pastebin.com/eKXX1kd4

The Hunt. Alita tracks a dangerous bounty through Iron City’s alleys, despite Ido’s disapproval.
pastebin.com/y6Dc6cyr

After the Flood. After another Motorball victory, Alita meets a young fan in the depths of Iron City.
pastebin.com/T0K3YbHb

Fear. Zapan faces his greatest fear and his greatest shame.
pastebin.com/M9SUEwQN

Alita and you. Arranged in recommended reading order:

Peace. You and Alita share a cozy drink as you watch over Iron City.
pastebin.com/EtDtmHyM

Summertime Joy. Alita has a summer secret which she wants to show you.
pastebin.com/fDKjt05L

Storm. Alita can’t sleep as a thunderstorm rolls over Iron City.
pastebin.com/HS1U92YQ

Orange Juice. Your day at work ends on a high note with Alita’s attempt at a classic drink.
pastebin.com/7QeQigu0

Neon Angel. You and Alita have a proper date for the first time in forever.
pastebin.com/6zZK2QZv

The Big Picture + Secret. A film drive is discovered in Scrapheap and you manage to decode it for an evening surprise.
pastebin.com/JgZ3LPMR + pastebin.com/nkiTJxch

Swan Song. An end for what was, and a beginning for what could be. [No matter how you read the stories here, read this one last.]
pastebin.com/3pi6er9r

Misc:
Snippets Vol 1 & 2. Little bits and pieces of ideas which don’t deserve their own story. Lots of Alita monologuing.
pastebin.com/SMzKHRXf + pastebin.com/7LebQZ0z

Nightmares. You comfort Alita after a nightmare.
pastebin.com/wA0nD2en

Numbers. A celebration of $400mn, and Alita’s Motorball prospects.
pastebin.com/XkLXCULD

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thanks for all the pics drawfren it's super interesting

Friday would be great. Even if you say that, I'm a pretty nervous type. 29th? What time?

FUCK I should have greentexted the top lines. Ah well if I ever need to repost I will.

thx fren
I'd have to tweak my work schedule a little so let's get back to that tomorrow. The person I gotta talk to is probably already asleep. Just know that I'm pretty awkward myself.

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if this goes through then it will be the greatest /alita/ meet ever

lmao. This is how we catch up to our Chinese bros.

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THANKS

You're welcome. I've also added it to my pastebin so if you have my username you can see the order and the individual paste links there too! I'll try to keep it updated as I post more things.

How many of these did you make Peaches? I keep finding them in my Alita folder.

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Should I dump them all today or save some for when there's more people? I have about 30 photos left.

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I'd wait for more people. This is a super cool look at it though

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fuck that's good

Okay, one more for the night. I just love the deckman prop they had. We can use it for oc.
state your business

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And it's time to go back to the blanket fortress and call it a night. Goodnight, frens

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Pffff I'm also an idiot who missed one. Add this under misc.

>Streams of Consciousness. You and Alita travel to the Badlands for a swim in a familiar rock pool.

pastebin.com/ZeAjJfyC

Sleep well fren

I need your bike and clothes.

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May Alita come into your dreams fren

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Sure. Want me to drop a discord? I'll be around most of the day tomorrow if not, just seeing Alita twice more.

Don't mind my knee jerk reaction. Writing is just hard as fuck so it's a little discouraging being half way in and seeing you already hit the same target. Our takes are more than different enough to make mine worth finishing though. Not to mention I've had this little story in my chest for way too long and I need to get it out.

Seriously though, it's crazy how much you've pumped out. I don't know how you do it. It's a battle for me just to finish one.

Do we have a James Cameron patented OUTSTANDING in T1 or T2?

I'm super keen to read it my friend. And for some reason the Alita universe and her as a character just flow for me. I've never had this with anything else in this way so I'm taking advantage of it and using it for practice and comfy vibes. It was harder at first but then once you get in the swing it moves pretty fast.

this thread looks oddly comfy

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the quiet hours of the night are the comfiest

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Patricians use IRC over X.25

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I could never get the hang of IRC even in the old days

Another one /healed/ join the crew friend

ok

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Nice. More crossover OC is on the way

Outstanding

Honestly Alita would match up pretty well to most of the threats she's been thrown against in these OC crossovers. Don't forget that she deflected multiple bullets with the damascus blade that's pretty high power.

I promised not to repost the South Park crossover, so I won't. Guess it was a bit too deeplore both in terms of South Park and Alita. "That's Kenny, not Stan."

>That's Kenny, not Stan
I'm sorry for posting that and I'm sorry I'm too stupid to get it.

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I bet she would. I qonder if damascus can be damaged by alien's acid blood.

>finish last order yesterday
>start reading mars chronicles vol 1
>see this
Jesus kishiro just what the fuck?

It's absolutely not you being stupid - it's that I should have put in a scene of Kenny being attached to Stan's body. It's absolutely the fault of the crossover being too try-hard and not clear enough at the same time.

I'm not one of those writers who blames the audience when the material falls flat.

I'll do better next time.

WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT ROBERTO

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The general has actual feedback and growth in content creation what the fuck it's so /cozy/

Won't happen until after home video sales start since they need a ballpark of budget for the sequel

Okay fren!

And of course it doesn't get posted.

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You only hate our OC because you must be an alt-right incel SJW troll!

he went a bit off the deep end for a bit

>I wonder if user is thinking about me

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Where did the /healed/ thing originate from? I figured it had to be a line in the movie or something, but that word was not uttered by anyone in the film.

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Just watched again but on the rip this time, its good but does not at all compare to the way it was in theaters. Legit it was the best 3D expirience I've ever had, I would never have forgive myself if I missed it in theaters. PART II JIMBO WE NEED IT

fucking KEK

This pic from Japan day 1

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that is one hell of a troll if they're all those things at once

An actual troll wold be none of those things, and just saying what it knows would create the strongest reaction. I don't like how "troll" now has become synonymous with "people we disagree with".

Thanks. I've seen the screenshot posted before but never realized it was what started it.

yeah there's a legitimate art to good trolling which has been lost in the sea of shitty poslitical discourse. for example that guy from the BB.com forums arguing about how many days there were in a week was a great troll

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1

God i would love to go, but i'm an ausfag. I did consider paying for a ticket to LA, but 1400 was a little too much.

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I bet there's like three of us here in Aus on these threads. At least there's an IMAX in melbourne

It had a different meaning then for sure. I remember being in middleschool and putting a trollface inside an envelope and giving it to a substitute teacher, saying that it contained something very important. Now trolling means literally becoming a tranny, getting fucked, and then haha its a prank you were actually a guy the entire time!

to really troll well it needs to be on something legitimately unimportant i think otherwise it's just silly

>$1400 is a lot for a 18 hr. transcontinental flight.

Man it must suck to be poor.

Dooooo iiiiiit come visit with ya /alita/friens

I was legit considering it but I'm in semester now and I need to actually graduate at some point. If we get Alita experience again from the sequel I'm sure as hell coming over though.

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I'd be surprised if we did desu. Sequels are never as big

Pirates 2 and 3 had some pretty insane marketing from memory.

to be fair 1400 is quite a lot for a 2 days trip just to attend some event. And most people have studying/work so they can't take a 2 week vacation to do tourism in america.

also 36 hours in a plane for a few days stay is not worth it imo

It is a comfy morning and another beautiful day I look forward to thanks to her anons

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I'd like to go some time anyway so it would be a good excuse

Someone post Chiren in lingerie.

I attended too bro, but back in early March

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Do you think Alita likes the taste of cock?

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It'll destroy her nanomachines, son. Can't risk it.

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much ad police files where the officer that become half boomer (like robocop), evertime he gets shot he bites down on his tongue (to feel something). pretty sure it's the same with alita and anything that gives her a sensation will be in the mouth/tongue. so sucking cock is a given.

>g-good morning
>what is this place..?

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Any more?

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Last Order was the deep end, Mars Chronicle was jumping into the aquarium's enclosure so he could fuck the fish.

>*Choking hazard detected*
>*Jaw actuators, initiate emergency cleaning routine, full power
>*CHOMP*CHOMP*CHOMP

The prison for all the people who’s hearts you stole

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excellent and cute choice of pic user

When do you think they'll announce the blu-ray release?

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DELET

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That's a nice shiny new body Alita got

Are the Alita Arizona bottles long gone from shelves? Where they available at any store? Please go easy on me I didn't know they were a thing till recently.

Uncensored where?

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on my harddrive

I want Chiren.

>human sexual features
Meh, if I'm forced to look at this shit I prefer the sexualized fully cyberbody.

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>ywn be Keean Johnson and have Rosa lust over your 22 year old bod.

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I imagine drawing robonipples and cybervagoo is actually more difficult than run of the mill meatbody

>we passed $400M

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!
SATAN, ASMODEUS, BELIAL, YOU ALL PROMISED ME!

It's a blanket fortress. Now you're pillow warrior.

>Dua Lipa's Swan Song comes up in my recommended
>hmm I'm going to check Yea Forums
>/ALITA/ still going
>mfw

keep fighting the good fight lads

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pic

we've made so much OC come check it out like writefag dumped his stories up top there

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This thread was going just a little too comfy for my liking... D:

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Don't you dare.

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>Double cheese and cola please.

why must you punish us so

>You know you can always come and see me, K. I'm here for you. C'mon, park the car and we'll talk.

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So did I!

They recently released an "acoustic" version - it's just a calmer version:
youtube.com/watch?v=bPs6Dojpgro

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How many microwaves has this image passed through?

Thank you user this is nice

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Yeah when i saw it i was hoping it would be an actual fully acoustic version, but the voice still has that auto-tuney sound to it that i hate.

YouTube is swimming with fan-made covers though, so there's bound to be some nice actually acoustic ones at some points.

Because I long for something I can never have.

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Well, I managed to get a few hours of sleep at least. Feeling a little loopy, but after a big breakfast and some coffee I think I'll be all set to go see Alita again later today.

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If Goku fought with Alita who would win?

Take a rest from Alitaposting, user. I don't want you to burn out.

I got a can at Fry's in AZ last week. Only saw the bottles once, at Dollar Tree a week before that. They only had one and it was damaged. Never saw the Carl's Jr cups because those were for sale as far back as October and I had no idea I would get healed so goddamned hard in Jan/Feb.

Me too man. Me too.

Probably a snafu caused by pushing back the release date to avoid going up against Aquaman etc.

Today in my banana country

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Kek Rosa looks at him smiling but he smiles and looks behind Rosa instead of looking at her.

truly a poster gigante

Alright! Alright! I'm up, Alita! I'll do my situps! Stop smashing my wall! Ack!

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>tfw I missed the pre-orders for WETA's replica Damascus Blade because they closed in fucking October
At least give us a chance to see the damn movie before asking us to commit to a $500 replica you bastards.

Bless them for bringing our angel to life though.

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Has anyone made a A Clockwork Orange OC? I would be amazed if not.

El peruANO

I've only seen a The Shining OC. It was pretty great.

Posting for a friend who watched Alita last night for the first time. Please post memes that will heal him

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Who else doing /fit/ because of this movie? I can't be the only one, right?

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Keep on posting but get 8 hours of sleep user
I manage to work, write, workout and sleep basing my schedule on Alita posting as much as possible

Can you give source of pic, user?

i spend a lot of time on /fit/ but i will say alita helps push through the fog in the mornings when i don't want to to the gym

Had already been doing /fit/ for a few years before Alita, but now I recently got back into martial arts so I can Panzer Kunst a bitch if I ever stand in the presence of evil

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>racism outside Yea Forums
Here, I'll save you from a ban at least. My memes can't heal him, only Alita can do that.

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I beat alcoholism due to this movie
Just kidding I'm drunk off my ass right now

I never made a template. I just do a lot of fast CutOut to make it work.

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Three weeks into eatings a healthy diet thanks to Alita

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Shit, I never get more than three hours a night except on weekends.

I only considered /fit/ to be something I did for my health, but now I want to cosplay as an URM Berserker, and that requires more muscle toning than what I got now.

whoever recommended Equilibrium to me as part of Alita kino was totally correct. also i'm amazed how balls to wall insane the film gets in the last 15 minutes after being fairly normal for the first hour and a half

>Calmly, cooly, entirely without incident.
>No, not without incident.
>*everyone dies*

Do you take naps? Three hours of sleep per night sounds unsustainable. I used to live like you did, and I had to sort that out before it harmed my health.

Can't you order through a retailer? Or go for the "budget" $100 version.

Think of her or someone who makes you feel comfy and motivates you user
I had insomnia for years and Alita healed me.
Also meditate to clear any anxiety, eat healthy and turn off your electronics 30 minutes before you plan to sleep

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No, no naps. I'm up all day.

the hallway fight into the kill-bill samurai massacre was incredible what the fuck

Are you a gril?

m2 and I also started exercising and studying

power of /healing/ for everyone

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I like the end when he just straight up one-shots one of the big bads.

I want to lick her eyelids.

Only on the Internet. Those guys look so fem though, so I'm not sure I can pull it off.

That guy got the Zapan special.

>gif
>doesn't move

Hey, fuck you for making me stare at that for so long.

Reminder that Rosa is lewd so by association Alita is also lewd

i heard 'muy faish' in my head as the guy slumps to his knees and we get the reveal

Wrong. Someone call Ido

> 40th straight night having dreams about Alita

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>implying Ido knows that Alita fingers herself in her room

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VIOLATION

>week 3
>no dreams

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No worries, I usually get a full night's sleep. Think I ate something bad for dinner last night and the discomfort was just enough to keep me up.

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>Rosa is lewd

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alita sucks

delet

Your mom sucks cocks in hell.

Stop being Prudefags. If Alita wants to slip and slide on a cock let her. She a grown woman.

Yes, but when I do this, I think of Zapan, not about you, user.

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I am honestly surprised that so many people got inspired to do it.
For me, it was the "Alita showing iff her berserker body" scene. I watched and thought to myself "Fuck, i want a better body, too". Too bad the only real life solution to that is to improve your current body by working out and having healthier lifestyle.

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alita rocks

>It's time to leave user

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Actually I think about cock, and Zapan doesn't have a cock.

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see
and image related

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>ideas for the /comfy/ blanket for story keep coming
I need to go to bed fuck. You guys get strapped in from maximum coze some time in the near future.

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Just watched Chips with our girl Rosa in it, it was an okay movie but goddamn her character was underused. Literally just a barebones love interest with a few ass shots like this thrown in.

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This

This thread is filled with Ido wannabe treating Alita like a underage girl while she's actually an adult woman who know what she's doing.

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*for maximum coze

LORD HAVE MERCY

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>You want it that bad? ok, time for your prostate exam user.

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You know the rules, Alita, you have to beg for the cock you want so bad first before your massage my prostate with your tongue.

>writefag comfy blanket Alita story
i've never been more ready for anything in my life

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don't forget the comfy lewd

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So we've got a new car crash vid huh

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>I don't do begging user, you don't want a prostate exam? I'll find another user then

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Depends. Movie Alita would lose, but post-LO Alita might have a chance which is my main issue with LO.

I'm genuinely worried I might kill Peaches if I push the cute lewd line. Unless YOU'RE Peaches and you're asking for it.

I've seen this ad as many times as I've seen Alita

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I'm not I'm the same user that asked last time, just do it

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Just got the second deluxe edition in the mail, going to read about Motorball now and get hyped up for the sequel.

I'll rather try out what your urm body can do. I'll rather have normal sex as in mouth and vagina.

Oh you do plenty of begging, Alita. You are after all, a slave to the cock

>aceite lucricante
It should be aceite LUBRICANTE

why delivery to aus so bad?

I don't know anything about Australia, sorry.

HYPE

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>do you like my new piercing, user?

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a cute

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internal thread metas are the best metas

UMR technology will make it so her chambers are shaped into the most pleasurable form to please both her and her partner.

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Crossover de Alita y el Chuculun, cuando?

If we get a new thread soon can i request it be blanket fort themed again

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the OP image is a lie
this is not a comfy thread, it's full on lewd

new OC and meme format coming through

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After Hugo's death Alita is in her edgy nihilist phase so even lewd is okay, it doesn't matter

I have a mix of both lewd and comfy incoming soon.

template

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can I get Alita comfy blancket png?

this is what happens when daddy Ido is nowhere to be found

Just fapped for the first time since I was healed over a week ago. Tried fantasizing about Alita, but I couldn't, so I did it to my ex waifu instead and now I feel guilty about cheating on her.

forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/03/26/alita-battle-angel-box-office-why-400-million-worldwide-isnt-big-enough/#7b94688b14d6

SCOTT MENDELSON STRIKES AGAIN, GOYS

I did my part lads, my mates and I went to the kinoplex to watch it, needed to help ensure the future of /ourgal/

I removed it myself, the mark of sexqual

we need to do a collage with all his articles

>isn't big enough
Oh Jesus this guy is just digging himself all the way to China.

how many times has he written about alita being a failure now?

>forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/03/26/alita-battle-angel-box-office-why-400-million-worldwide-isnt-big-enough/#7b94688b14d6

I understand if some user hates /alita/ and shitposts once in awhile but why is this man obsessed what the fuck

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more than 10 probably

>Why I'm right despite being proven wrong over and over again
He may as well make an article about how Bernie can still win

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He made a mistake but can't admit it.

based immersion

>Legendary fell for the hype once, but Pacific Rim’s $411m worldwide gross (including $113m in China and $103m in North America) was a mirage revealed by the mere $270m gross of Pacific Rim: Uprising (including $100m in China).
Completely ignoring the differences in quality between those two movies. Scott Menelson is a hack.

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>money money money money

How and why do they even care?

Nice try, but my benis hardens in response to physical trauma

Rosa JUST'd

AHHHHHH DELET DELET

yeah Pacific Rim doesn't serve his narrative so he has to come up with some bullshit line like
>Legendary fell for the hype once
the new Pacific Rim didn't have James Cameron though, it didn't even have Guillermo Del Toro (well as a producer, but just for show)
it was a low effort cash grab, we all know Cameron doesn't do that
what's more, Pacific Rim wasn't obviously set up for a sequel, Alita has one ready to go and people will want to know where they go next

RENT FREE

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anything that involves seeing alita again, I support. do get some sleep though user

based gigante poster

new bread in oven

Will the sequel feature arm-wrestling?

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Ido obviously posts here

ENOUGH

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It's okay, Ido will get another daughter, cuter, more innocent, more brown.

new
new

>H-hey I watched the film TWICE I liked it b-but it's still a flop!

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She is so cute

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That movie had the record for most on-screen kills by a single character for a long time. IIRC it's over 100.

But she’s a retard

keked

maybe but that's the scene where she takes her heart out so they might not

It's in a different context from offering it to Hugo though, I think it would be a nice contrast.