You're an incel user?

Yeah, I'm a 40 year old virgin
I don't need your pity sex bitch
Because you will end up ignoring me

Lattice chokers are literally a slut trademark

Its the black belt of sucking cock

Have sex

>most of Yea Forums's incels are in their mid 30's or older by now
>female interaction is no longer believable
Is this true?
I'm a 40 year old virgin and I feel I'm the only one over 25 here
I don't know what I'm even doing here

>female past 13
>never been with anyone

top fucking lel

fuck

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Am I an incel if I've gotten a lot of blowjobs from non hookers but never bothered with penetrative sex?

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I'm 28 and I've given up a long time ago, it's just not a possibility, some of us just wasn't made to be loved

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mouth on pussy asap

It's not that great lads, I have a girlfriend and I have to see her tomorrow, and I'm dreading it. I just want to play sekiro.

pee in her butt

I know guys who say blowjobs are better than sex who have had a lot of sex, so you're in the clear user.

This is a good indicator that you don't love her.

>i've never been with anyone either
Immersion broken. All real woman are whores.

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I'm lucky to have what I do though.

I'd respond like this minus the late save.

youtube.com/watch?v=aVvesmVAqos

you're a giant faggot loser

Had a couple of girls do this
One had hank hill ass one was a brainlet bimbo with huge tits and thr other one was a sticclet
Ditched them all for my mummy because she was thicker

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honest question - how often do you go outside? do you ever put yourself in social situations?

sorry, meant for this guy

She's worth crushing on, user

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dont ever settle for less

youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

>only one color
Absolute casual.

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I've noticed that nowadays leftists on Yea Forums don't even try to argue or convince people anymore. Literally all their posts are "lol you only believe that because you're pathetic and blaming something" "lol your fat and wear a fedora". If you watch the news then they try to guilt-trip you with refugees, oppressed minorities and hate crimes but on Yea Forums they've just abandoned that completely. I'm not sure how effective they think that is though. Does anyone change their mind because a tranny insulted them on the internet?

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>implying that green hair thot didn't lose her virginity at 14

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That's because they have no idea how to convince people in Yea Forums.

Remember when girls just dyed their hair because they thought it would make their hair look cool?
Why does everything have to be a "statement" nowadays?

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This only gets my dick harder, I just wish so many of them didn't go out of their way to make themselves look objectively worse. Half of those haircuts are alright but the other half are abominations.

The hypocrisy of the left is outstanding
They pretend to be accepting of everyone but once you are a white male virgin you are a racist nazi fuck
I regret not going full militia when young and having to put with lefties and pretending I was ok with them for years in school, uni, work

I only say things to get replies

Being an adult virgin is creepy

good
stay away from me you deranged fuck

Yeah I will when somebody makes a post like this

Girls will always stay away from you

It is, but don't pretend you accept all people for who they are
I hate all lefties equally and I don't pretend to accept all people

>I just want to play sekiro.

based, just sneak your laptop/PS4 over to her place and play it after you are done with her.

there is no such thing as a
alt-right
incel
optics
these are all made-up words (by people who despise you) designed to convince you to think in a certain manner

you are NOT involuntarily celibate, what an idiotic concept, you've just chosen to behave in a certain way, some of you for good reasons, but most of you because you're lazy and porn is easier

stop taking this garbage seriously

>Girls will always stay away from you
Do you think I blame them?
I'm too dangerous to breed, my genetic material should perish as a failure
I just hate left hypocrisy

I would wake up because this is a fantasy.

I agree, once you got a certain age it's over and no matter what anyone says you can't play catch-up with social skills.

I’m not lefty but if you’re a male virgin and not because you’re religious or uninterested but because you can’t bwtree your self and talk to girls but want to loose it bad it’s weird

They can smell that kind of self hatred

I'm a retard though and I don't know how to behave to women
Therefore I'm a 40 year old virgin despite being good looking, tall, handsome, not fat and not bald
I don't know if I was born this way or something made me this way but involuntary celibate describes me partly

based and redpilled

I wake up from the dream and realize I'm late from the klan rally

\thread

>They can smell that kind of self hatred
They do, sometimes they do it subconsciously and act on it
Having my kind of self hatred is not normal or healthy

Fpbp good luck fren

Spwp kys

It actually does get easier. Your start to cope with it and live with it.

I just worry about when I'm older and don't have anyone to take care of me or even my last parent dies and I'm all alone.

They have abandoned the thought of treating us (I mean this in the sense of the website's regular users, not political ideology) as humans. It's good for spreading propaganda because by dehumanizing their opponent, the grunts will lose the need to reason with the enemy and just shoot on sight.

this entire post, somewhere out there there are innocent anons being poisoned by this nu-talk from the trannies and fall deeper down the pit.

Is that a JO crystal?

religion is one of the causes of virginity as it teaches guys to wait for the "right one" rather than "living in the moment". there are other factors of course so it's not that a lot of virgins never had a chance but that they've been programmed not to take that chance.

you see this guy? no normal person here, posting for fun, would ever type something like this out
this is some piece of filth who is getting paid small amounts of money to attack you psychologically
you can absolutely do anything at all you want to do, and do it well--not every thing about you that is distinctive is automatically a disadvantage
and as you well know, a physical union with some typical whore is not a valuable experience

Find a way to get rid of it and stop thinking about politics and get off Yea Forums

Sounds like incel talk

You don’t wait you go out to functions and arranged dates to seek out for the right one most real religious people are married by mid 20s

>and get off Yea Forums

You say this like it's something possible.

t. 12 years

Hrs right thou if you didn’t learn proper socialization in childhood through friends and a father you will really loose out later in life

I'm a bald manlet and have had sex with 16 women by age 27. Not particularly attractive either. I just have muscle tone and followed a script around women while always hiding my power level. I don't think it is that hard once you stop giving a shit about how they perceive you. You sound confident enough to land a decent looking broad.

so you're openly admitting that a sinful physical encounter is more important than the will of God himself?
or that somehow God is not able to do exactly what he intends to do?
you are deliberately performing the work of Satan by attacking children, do you think things are going to remain nice and air conditioned for you?

I don't. I'm not just an Incel but also someone who avoids making friends as well because there fact I'm an incel makes me not want to socialize.

This is far from true. Religion has almost always forced people to be together and have children. Not too long ago the priest could come knocking at your door to see if you were due to have children.

For me partly it was feminism indoctrination from school probably
In the late 90s I have convinced my mind that asking a girl out for a coffee was a form of sexual harassment
Asking her number was literal rape
I don't know how I got this idea but clearly it broke me since I'm a 40 year old virgin

Jannies plz delet

What makes you think incels deserve to be taken seriously? They have no self awareness or they'd realise that they're the problem and would make an effort to improve

Also I was an obnoxious atheist in school so clearly it's not religion's fault for wrecking my life
Left ideas broke me

Not everyone can be the Duggars

I'm saying most of the people getting married these days aren't virgins and the longer one waits the more difficult it becomes

next to none, but that doesn't matter because even if I applied myself I would only be rejected or worse

It's pretty much the same except with much less work involved. I love a good blowjob. I can just lie down and relax. Asian and black girls are particularly skilled.

>What makes you think niggers deserve to be taken seriously? They have no self awareness or they'd realise that they're the problem and would make an effort to improve

Look how I change a single word and turn your entire post into a typical rentfree /pol/ post you fucks like to meme so much about.

And you wonder why people with half a brain here hate your kind so much.

we already told you that there is no such thing as an 'incel'
Ive never seen someone make so little attempt to hide their "glowing" hatred of others
what exactly would be an improvement about performing a sinful act with some whorish woman, without first getting married?

>stop thinking about politics
I don't even vote anymore because I don't believe virgins like me should have voting rights and don't even read news

It's protection. Most beta orbiters and virgins are lefties.
Every right winger I know got married really and had pumped out lots of kids. It's the lefties that at all in their thirties and still single. Just look at the stats.

Terrible mentality to have but I hope one day it leaves you

What's the point of blaming incels on everything when clearly it's only making things worse? Something tells me that what people like you actually want is more school shootings or something.

now this is a fantasy i hope to dream about

Wtf is her heritage anyway? She has a really unique face.

the scumbag makes a 'joke' post but his true purpose is revealed
he despises the cultural supporters of American freedom so much that he's willing to say and do anything to make you feel inferior
this should make you feel bold and powerful, that trifling little trash hates you so much that they're willing to construct a narrative about your romantic success, just to attack your enthusiasm and prevent you from continuing to inconvenience them politically

>avoiding voting because you're a virgin
>not avoiding voting because you realize the two party system is one party in disguise and the whole thing is bullshit to manipulate the masses like puppets

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>You sound confident enough to land a decent looking broad
I give a really bad vibe that makes women disappear after the second date
During the last half year I'm getting bad shakes, think Michael J Fox, when talking to women, even on the phone

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You won't. Last time I was about to have an erotic dream, two skunks came from nowhere and started pissing on me.

I'm 40, been coming here for years. But I have seven children so not really an incel

Anyone else here a virgin because they got bullied so hard growing up that you just became a recluse to avoid being bullied more and in turn let life pass you by and not building social skills to meet a nice girl?

raep

Congratulations, you have discovered the concept of false-flagging.

Canadian natives

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Why is this on Yea Forums take this shit to r9k?

really didnt need this anxiety

Does anyone change their mind because a fat basement dweller yelled about minorities and posted baseless infographics?

The sad thing is they are probably not even doing it for money, all this sheer amount of effort and malicious insults made just to prop up a political narrative.

At least anons post on Yea Forums for fun, imagine being so full of hate you spend every hour of your day trying to make people feel bad about themselves, and then they have the gall to act like a victim when those people retaliate against them.

>Just be confident bro.

because the demoralization team knows that there is overlap between Yea Forums and the original /pol/
they know that happiness, peace, and optimism is their enemy

Fat mentally ill women don't count.

Not really, I was the best student in school, I got told I was a nerd for studying but I was tall and muscular and athletic and when packs of bad students tried to bully me I punched them all and professors came to rescue them from my rage
It's funny how I ended up a 40 year old unemployable educated virgin with a computer science degree and a bigger loser than even my school junkies

Don't tell me people took brap shitposting seriously

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no one is buying it any more
you're not even very good at this

>tfw you tell the truth and people don't believe it
I hate me

2>4>3>1

just stand closer to the palestinian border, they will sort you out

Yes. Even when people act ok around me I can't help but notice every little things they do that could go against my favor until I become certain they hate me but just don't show it. What is scary is that I've been right in my occasions.

>braaap barns
and where are these locations? Asking for a friend

Literally every strict Christian I know got married between 18 - 21 and have several children now

So two wrongs make a right?

>i don't mind, i've never been with anyone either
>that hair, choker
only incel would belive that

Soon enough they're going to show more women farting in movies because they think it'll sell more.

Don't know why but the image of a priest kicking and slamming at my door while yelling at me to get outside made me rolling on the floor

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Good, female farts should be normalized because I'm currently too afraid to ask hookers to gas me

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Being a virgin isn't all bad. At least we haven't been Brendan'd or Key'd.

is this shitposting?

No, these are the people that blame incels for hate speech.

Same senpai. Just want to finish this so bad

>Brake up with girl kuz i find her talking to other guys on her phone. I'm visibly upset. I break it off with her of course.
>Literally gets on her knees in Christian style prayer stance asking me not to leave making up excuses.
>She's an incredable liar but I'm much smarter than her.
>I somehow end up getting her to instead confess to me that she payed for a trip to europe by being some guys personal fuckdoll for 8 weeks

Should i be embarrassed about dating an ex-whore for a few weeks when i didn't know? Its a shame kuz i actually liked her. Now I just feel dirty. She tried to provider male my ass with her lies. she wont leave me alone even now. Tell me bros, what's her endgame?

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Girls with hair dyed anything other than a natural color are without exception mentally ill and will accuse you of raping them if you say hello. Or alternatively will threaten to kill themselves if you ever leave them. Steer clear.

your only chance to redeem yourself is to beat the other guy's ass.

But that's true too

I know some that are super sweet but are peer pressured into acting like total psychos.

fuck off i'm not an incel

she was a whore while you were seeing her? if so, never fucking speak to her again. Even if not, she's a fucking whore and you shouldn't be dating her
also
>brake

Its too late. Whore is a 1 way street. She can't unwhore herself out. Honestly i think she may just be stupid, but its my fault too cause i ignored the redflags. I wanted to try not worrying about thots so much and just enjoy her company. It landed me my grimiest bitch by far.

Moral of the story is to stay incel.

Get on with times grandpa
r9k is NSFW lgbt now

Oh, cutting her off and never talking to her again is a given. But you still need to kick that other guy's ass

As far as i know not while we were dating. The guys on her phone were just standard thot shit. 2 years ago is when she played blowupdoll. As soon as i found out i ended it obviously. But Its still embarrassing.

>ctrl f
>0 results found for "No way fag"

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I am not looking to spill my seed, woman. Find someone else.

In her female emotional fervor she told me she still talks to him (her buyer) occasionally as a friend. She said she told the dude about me as "the guy she likes" I almost fainted.

Maybe ill just text her your guys replys to this thread lmao

dyed hair girls are cute user

The idea of getting to fuck and fall in love with another lonely girl is incredibly attractive to me. Where do I find such women, lads?

I feel bad for you because in that situation I wouldn't know what to do either. I know the right thing to do is to dump her but I'd be too emotionally attached to do anything.

Psych ward

If anyone is an incel here and wants to try sex you are better off with fucking a girl with experience. Popping a girls cherry while you yourself have never fucked is pure cringe for all involved.

There are no such females, aside from 70 year olds

get into a bad hobby, like cosplay or k-pop.

not really, there's no expectations about your performance from either of you. It's nice to share a first moment like that with someone that is going through it too, especially if its someone you have feelings for.

i got a 40 year old incel in one of my classes.

hes retarded and over halfway through the semester he finally decided to register for the site we use to turn in homework. for all of you incels, PLEASE DRESS APPROPRIATELY and people will never know if you are a dad who mows the lawn at 10 am every saturday or a neckbeard

Dump her, move on, find someone better. You have no fault in this situation so you have no reason to feel bad

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dude.... wtf is that clip

Thanks bro, I appreciate the support. I didn't have any problems ending the relationship. I guess i just feel guilty about not being able to see the redflags sooner.
There must be thousands of men out there married to women just like her while being totally oblivious. Scary to think about.

can you get laid if you actually made an effort?

incels are just depressed males. men (and some are way worse than others) have more trouble identifying their feelings, so these dudes with no motivation and energy fail to realize they are clinically depressed and need some medication to make their brain more normal

Well I mean I had to change my mind at some point because I became racist while browsing here

My first time was with an older lady who showed me the ropes so to speak. She knew I was inexperienced and didn't judge me for it. It was a great time.
However I have fucked a few virgins since and all the blood that comes out is a little disconcerting at first. If I was a virgin and that happened I can imagine being completely turned off.

>its other people that are forcing me to be insane

Always the same story.

the absolute state of women
are there any women who can empathize with having emotions other than anger and not stop being attracted to him?

Needed to hear that. Unironically made me feel better.

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If you can get blowjobs, you can easily get sex. So you are a volcel. Blowjobs differ wildly in quality but sex is basically always good so I'd say you're missing out.

>for a few weeks
You only dated a few weeks? Why do you care so much? I've had fuck buddies last years sometimes, just for sex. Also been in long term relationships for multiple years. dating someone for a few weeks is not even a relationship in my opinion

God tier: natural
Demi-god tier: natural with highlights
Ok tier: colored different muted shades
Meh tier: natural color
Shit tier: single bright neon color

This was arguably the most popular anime of that season. Let that sink in

Because im a bigot and i think whores are slightly better then insects and slightly worse then rodents. Would you fuck a rodent user? pssh didn't think so. Think before you talk next time kid. Get your test levels checked. Pic related. Its how whores make me feel.

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You also write like someone whos equal-parts humblebragging and degeneracy.

Based

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Nah she's a 5 at best

What's with the attitude, bud? I'm trying to say a few weeks is not a big deal. Grow the fuck up.

I'm going to be 27. I'm approaching the point of no-return.

My additude? You're the one that came bashing into this thread, shamelessly humblebragging like some kinda nigger who knows how to read or something.

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>shamelessly humblebragging like some kinda nigger who knows how to read or something
Well I guess you know how to read and write better than me, because I have no idea what the fuck you were trying to say there

Just. Get. A. Prostitute.

The joke is that niggers are dumb and therefore cant read. Tough to comprehend i know.

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And you've heard niggers "humblebragging" about this before? Sorry, I still don't follow how that relates to my earlier advice, that a few weeks is not a serious relationship and you shouldn't care so much about it.

what the fuck I almost want to watch it now just to learn the context

It doesn't count

It unironically helps you to get the real thing, as you won't have so many sexual hangups anymore.

Im going to paraphrase you original post.

>3 weeks are you serious? I only slam top shelf pussy and for atleast a year per girl.
>SHIEET BRUH my average relationship lasts 4 years. That is if i can find time in between smashing all this grade A pus
>Just be a degenerate like me user and fuck randos. Look at how well adjusted it made me

I'm starting to smell something of a semetic nature no2

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>I regret not going full militia when young and having to put with lefties and pretending I was ok with them for years in school

Sure you do, killer. *Sure* you do.

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I have to believe this is high lvl trolling.

>It's protection. Most beta orbiters and virgins are lefties.

Irony isn't your strong suit, user.

who cares about sex, I'm just gonna live how i want and hopefully die before my mind and body slows

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I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T HIT ME WITH

>your*

thats a cheap shot. Ive also been awake for 3 days so idk if what in saying makes sense. Im in a shitposting trance

With the exception of myself you're the least pathetic person in the thread.

You dated some whore for a few weeks and you're freaking out this much over it. Acting like you're the bigger man here isn't gonna fly, bruh.

It's called Darling in the Franxx. I only watched 2 episodes before getting bored of it and the people that did enjoy it seem to hate how it got later on so take that as you will.

In your dreams.

Face it, she is a whore. She's not wife material, not even gf material. have some fucking standards. Breaking up is your only reasonable option.

>then
use than brainlet

Yeah, you´re probably right.
Still there´s a kernel of truth there, as a now almost lvl50 Wizard interaction with females holds ABSOLUTELY no merit for me.
They REALLY are all airhead bimbos and ALL my married pals cannot wait to be rid of her to spend some based man-only time.

theres tons of girls like this, they just dont leave their house and have no job

>uses bruh unironically
>Isnt gonna fly

You gonna call the Yea Forums police? trace my IP? I wonder how many days id need to stay awake to come down to your level little man