What bible stories would make good movies? I think the story of David would be pretty fuckin epic.
What bible stories would make good movies? I think the story of David would be pretty fuckin epic
Colton Kelly
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Brody Gray
Revelations. Jesus returning to BTFO all the non-repentant sinners and fallen angels would be awesome.
Oliver Moore
The story of the prodigal seed.
Charles Ortiz
The story of Joseph
The story of Exodus
Joshua destroying Canaan
Samson
Saul + David
Nebuchadnezzar fucking shit up
Jesus’s life, death, burial and resurrection (done right, no long hair bs)
Paul’s life
Revelation (not what people think the apocalypse is, but what the Bible says will happen, 1/3 of the vegetation burned, oceans of blood, men seeking death but not finding it, scorpions of hell with long hair loosed to torment but not kill, while God purposely keeps the inhabitants of earth alive to suffer)
If Hollywood would actually just direct faithfully what the Bible actually says, it’d be the most entertaining movies/shows ever. Unfortunately Hollywood is filled with God hating faggots who hate God so much they don’t even faithfully produce his stories, which are far more entertaining than anything they could ever hope to write.
Brody Gonzalez
This but it should be set at least 250 years in the future just to btfo all the "I believe it'll happen in my lifetime" fags.
Anything involving an angel manifesting on earth has the potential to be kino if you do the angel properly.
Wyatt Parker
I don't believe in God but I still think these stories would be epic as fuck to see.
Brandon Lopez
It shows how antichrist Hollywood is though, shooting themselves in the foot by not just using the Bible which is filled with good stories to make into movies.
They just do rubbish like those ones about Noah and Moses a couple years back, not even faithful to the King James Bible version of the stories. It’s a shame.
I read the Bible so I get the stories, but for people who don’t read the Bible they are at the mercy of idiots who just tell you what they think it says.
Isaiah Harris
Like, Cain and Abel would be a crazy good movie if done right.
Eli Morris
The scorpions of hell that John saw were just rhino tanks, bro. pfhahaha but he didnt knew how to describe it
Owen Bailey
I also think a story centered around the Tower of Babel and God intervening would be pretty great if they stayed true to the source.