Does she spark joy in your pants?

Imagine

stepfordization

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kys yellow fever incels

She's so chinky up close.

Based

***4'7"

Why are you Redditors so threatened by Asians?

Sounds great, how do I sign up?

She could literally suck me while standing up.

>Marie comes to your house wearing all BDSM fetish gear
>ties you up, laughing while she throws away your things while simultaneously edging you
>slowly glides her finger across the head of your dick while she whispers into your ear
>"Does this spark joy"

What I would give to kidnap Marie Kondo and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to seppuku, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

would break out and violently rape

No, I'm not attracted to bugs.

Found the white roastie.

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sheesh, jav really does handpick only the prettiest girls in Japan

she very much does

my gf is 4'10 and while I enjoy throwing her around, many positions were much easier with my ex who was 5'11

Marie-san my penis is unclean. VERY unclean.

She's well maintained but sort of weird looking 2bh. I like plenty of other girls like that but she's not my cup of tea.

lads...

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What's wrong with small jap girls?

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gonna need more

Nothing

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the one on the right is so hot i might die

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RaMu a qt

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fuck this gook bitch

Indeed

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she's perfect. almost the same body as my gf but mine is flat as a board

She sparks inspiration for a more organized home, you fucking degenerate loser.

kys

reported to FBI

chink lover

and proud.

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gimme smol jgf

Jun Amaki is 4'10 and hot as hell.

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I like the RaMu (looks better now that she grow her hair out)

She had a hair cut last week, suits her

Juns taller than RaMu which is crazy

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I don't see the appeal. Women who are too quiet and act too submissive annoy me at best and creep me out at worst.

Funsized

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black eyes are kinda spooky bros

Bet she squeals so loud when she’s getting railed

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>t. Someone who's never met a Japanese woman

They are not like your cartoons

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good fucking lord

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fuck gooks they are ugly as fuck

>Being this gay

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eat shit fucking chinks

is the cuteness and smolness worth having smaller boobs and butts

>Hapa incels

>as fuck

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JAV when?

>trying this hard

>samefagging

>JAV
Hopefully never

>That webm where the dude enters the room and first thing he does is hug Kondo and the translator while ignoring his wife seething as she watched.
I hope someone posts it

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womanlets give birth to manlets

my mom is 5'4 and I'm 6'2

faggot
Rei needs to drink cum

God, i want to racemix with a Japanese girl so fucking hard butre’s zero of them in my Slav country!
It’s not fair, bros!

where do you live? i'm basically living in a slav country and the capital is full of asian qties

Mother fucker HOW. my mom is 5'2 and I'm 5'7

>wants to see cum drinking and men's penises
>calls other people faggots
What did he mean by this?

Yeah, even in Kharkiv there's plenty of them

think of how easy she is to store.

Whatever you think of her, her method is pretty damn good for folding clothes and organizing drawers

Serbia.
We only have dog eaters here.

Why? She looks like every single other Asian female I've ever seen

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Hngh yes she will mother many vietcong fighters

Can’t be a cuck if you only watch POV

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That's another argument I could have used, thank you

What if I only fap to lesbians and solo stuff?

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I don't watch porn that contains penises lesbians or masturbation

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chadpilled

based

NO

SHES NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD LOOKING

ALSO SHES FAKE AS FUCK

imagine taking the translator out on a date on her off time at the bowling alley and then hugging her by the seaside

>"AM I ON R/COPYPASTA YET?"

Who's that Rukia Kuchiki looking girl in the middle. I wanna give her babies.

Imagine Elizabeth Debicki looking down on her and gripping her chin.

"Do you spark joy, my little womanlets, hmmm?"

7 or 8 different types of cringe in this post

HHnnnnngggg

VISUALIZE THE CONCEPT

RaMu

she's so moe

You could tie her up in a job tie and carry her like a suitcase, then store her in a cupboard.

FORCED MOE

BITCH IS A REAL PHONY A BIG FAT PHONY

All east asian women spark joy in my pants. I don't hide the fact that I got serious yellow fever.

I dont find most Asians sexually attractive but they are cute. its weird

> Big
> Fat

user, try Specsavers.

Might be your biological clock, user. Maybe you should adopt a asian kid and be a cool single dad.

its not weird. you're just not sexually attracted to their neotonic features, you see them as children

but I am pedo. maybe I just dont imagine them as sexual beings

What is it with Asian girls hugging white guys? I should say it's only Asians that are actually from Asia that do this. I'm Chinese-american and none of the American born Asians I know do this, but if a girl from China sees a white dude, it's like she instantly has to hug him. It's so annoying.

This thread was even better than I thought
Thanks for the smol qts.

Literally we're exotic to them I think. I'm a blonde tall guy and when I was in China, the women would come up to me and ask if they could touch my hair and beard. Some of them snuck in a hug too.

She is 4'7" (139 cm)

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You know why.

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I like how he completely ignores his wife at first. It'd be interesting to find out what happened to this couple after the show.

youtu.be/HAoNTcuxJa8

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people should actually visit the YT channel called asianboss where they actually asked a japanese person that is currently living in japan about what they think about kondo marie

DOES HE THINK SHES A FAKE PHONY

Fuck off asianboss.

She a midge

God I just want to bend her over that counter

I think it's because they don't see many whites in person but see tons of them in television and movies. I know tons of white chicks loved the Asian dude from The Walking Dead.

okay edgy boi, i mean american

This pasta is already old as fuck you newfag

Ironic how the people calling reddit are clearly from there themselves

I didn't know they did candydoll videos with older girls.

>the first one who knows who she is is fat and has wavy hair instead of straight
popular with ameriniggers confirmed

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Have some respect for /ourqueen/ thanks

for me, it's HNDS-034

What the fuck are Asians doing in Serbia? Investing in capital projects or gambling?

I've seen that episode and there's nothing wrong with that wife. And I'm putting this up to perspective, where they live, fucking LA, this is 7/10, definetaly. Most women in LA are batshit insane, and she sounds like an average white woman.

I wanna FUCK her little pusy

Do you think she would be into a deadbeat slob with questionable morals?

Imagine bending her over, penetrating her, gripping her head, and fucking her while asking her, "Does it spark joy?"

>tfw large penis
>tfw physically impossible to fuck most small girls
life is pain

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Bear in mind that you are looking at a human product. Really, she's the frontwoman of a $40m lifestyle empire that is intent on selling you books, accessories, classes, Mind Enrichment whatever. The show is a giant ad, and so is the woman. Everything's an ad. You're an ad.

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Rei Kuromiya isn´t really that smol, she was just under 15 when these videos got made.

She is the size of an average japanese girl her age now.

This post is an ad for bladerunner.

if you know the name of a single subreddit, you need to go back.

I just want to see her in Ada Wong costume.

same feels

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Never watched her show but yes

Explain. I want details.

Asian women are a meme

They don’t register as funny human to me

>seething

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>see them as children

That’s why they’re so popular here

true but I love memes

Lol. The bots are here I see.

suck it manlette, my mom was 5'2", my dad was 6'2", I'm 6'2" as well

What if I'm watching a guy get cucked?

I do to but I like my women to actually look like women and not children.

Asian women won’t tolerate NEETS.

one tolerated me for a while but you're ultimately right

For awhile? Explain.

we dated for two years and I was a bum in her apartment. she was cool with me but her mom eventually got sick of my shit.

someone needs to shoop GTFO onto this

>bots
You realize that was all a conspiracy theory right?
Like all of it. From Russian bots to Captain Marvel Troll bots. You fell for a lie.

>Meme
Found the zoomer. What's it like growing up in a world with PewDiePie and other twitch streamers being your heroes?

Because her mom saw that you weren’t providing for her. Asians are only popular among NEETS and pedophiles.

I don’t know where people get the idea that Asians are submissive. I guess they’ll let you have control in some aspects but they ultimately have you by the balls.

I’m hardly a zoomer. Just a guy who has never been attracted to Asians. They have an uncanny valley effect going on with me. I feel the same way in regards to any other race.

I’m only attracted to whites.

she definitely wasn't submissive at all. she had a massive ego and got off to being with a guy she wouldn't be jealous of. it was fun while it lasted though.

Where does the meme of them being submissive come from?

But your not white. And noone asked you. How come mutts have to try drop their ethnicity in every thread?

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an extremely outdated stereotype that very sheltered people believe

old school etiquette that asian men expect from them. the submissive types probably stick to their own kind.

anime and boomers

even the submissive ones turn the tables once they're married. do not believe their lies. it's all an act.

>very sheltered people

NEETS that have pedophilic tendencies who think they’ll be able to land a child like Asian to fuck them

Only if you literally don't have the mental capacity to self insert.

>land a child like Asian to fuck them
Don't knock it until you've tried it. It's actually quite fun.

You’ll die unloved

I accepted that long ago

>>ITT
Incels with anime profile pictures on their twitter and steam accounts

Good

Fuck off with the incel shit. But it is true that guys like that resort to Asian women because they believe all the memes about them.

I just like the way they look. It's mental illness tier because I like the ugly ones too. The anti-roastie rhetoric is bullshit though. Choosing a race out of protest for another is disgusting.

>have 5 maybe 5.5inch penis
>had 4'10" gf
>managed to reach her cervix
>after cumming she'd clench her pussy so tight around ny cock i couldn't pull it out

wow we really haven't discussed kondo-san in a while

Who?

>still no wikifeet entry

I wish I was into feet. It sounds so tame and convenient.

>she was just under 15 when these videos got made.

I'm calling bullshit on that one

what is her IG ?

what is Ramu's IG?

she looks like a 14 year old so no thanks.

That’s the appeal to Asian lovers

I don't use IG I'm not a zoomer. Google RaMu gravure and use your brain

sauce of this?

Actually she sparked joy in my room AND my penis

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God loves you user!

based i'll go buy another copy

As someone who lives in Japan I envy your space. Also, is that the French chick who loves anal in your cupboard?

>You'll never spark off inside of her repeatedly.

I made myself sad.

aya kawasaki

Asian women are attractive, but you shouldn't betray your race for them. Race mixing is bad.

nice room user

i wonder whats that flag next to US?

Djibouti

Holy shit I didn't see that

>Also, is that the French chick who loves anal in your cupboard?
I don't think so, I just checked and her last name is Montana

Fuck off Varg

fucking somali refugee

Nah I've lived in Chicago my whole life

The flags have nothing to do with anything outside of me needing makeshift blinds.

i just want to cuddle with a girl brehs
feel her warmth and soft body pressed against mine
is it too much? help

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Ive only ever watched pov and lesbian. Anythung else is seriously gay

Watching lesbian is gay and even worse because you either self-insert, i.e. it's pro-trans propaganda or you watch, i.e. you're a cuck.

i'm going to sound like a fag but i hooked up with my ex last year and the post sex cuddling was something i missed more than the sex itself. i could stay like that forever, with a girl snuggling up to me.

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Agreed. Just fuck them while on business trips in their countries so you can come home to your wife stress-free and make her happy.

stop talking about porn and cucking and post more asian qts, that's what Marie Kondo threads are for

>i'm going to sound like a fag for enjoying something any man enjoys
nah, man. you're lucky though.

based imagine poster

I M A G I N E

>candydoll videos

Wut?

Daily reminder

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Gook girls are cute! CUTE!

Why are Japanese girls so perfect?

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Your father's genes are beta

Just find a central asian. Their faces look close enough to the real thing

>For free

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They're small and thin and don't act like men.

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