ITT: Movie scenes that weren't supposed to be funny
what the fuck is this lmao
Why don't you autists ever post movie titles? Do you feel special knowing something that others don't? Just because this is Yea Forums doesn't mean we watch movies
Yeah dude. Like what the fuck am I supposed to discern from this vague scene?
dumb new/phone niggers that dont use 4chanx
this director makes such garbage
You can see her eyeballs pop out at the end, gross.
You can reverse search on phone or without X you fake oldfag nigger
I love all the fags butt hurt of Zal, don't like it don't watch it lmao. Its not like its the capeshit thay takes hundreds of millions of dollars from other ideas to create the same thing a dozen times a year
it's as bad as capeshit
srsly, one wonders if he's trying to intentionally sabotage vince/mel
The ending of The Mist.
Not even trying to be edgy or anything, it's just the timing of the tanks suddenly rolling in right after, it's comedic.
I dunno why I thought this scene was hilarious when I was 10.
This is Seagal tier filmmaking.
a bunch of the other gunkata scenes in the move were unintentionally hilarious, but that one was kino
It is supposed to be funny though. The entire drawn out build up to her death is played like a long joke, I just wish the punchline had been done better.
>don't like it don't watch it lmao
Bone Tomahawk is great though. I'm just getting more and more disappointed by his work though.
It's not like there's been a thread up every day preceding and following its release you clueless normalniggers
>DCucks will defend this
Still love this movie even though it's a ridiculous concept. Gotta understand too that it had a tiny budget.
Bone had like 30 minutes of straight nothing retard babble from the old guy
Didn't knew what 9mm is THAT powerful
He doesn't seem to be a director who evolves into making better movies, just kind of rehashing what he's already done. I have a few filmmaker friends who are like this. It's so frustrating.
*bites your slipper*
It astonishes me that aquaman was able to become a hit when all its predecessors like WW, BvS, and JL were such shit films
Most of Tora Tora Tora
If you don't think that's the tightest shit then you can get right the fuck out.
Wha are you talking about? It was kino when Diana activated her nine-tailed demon fox (kyuubi) powers.
Worse thing about this is that it influenced Japan.
Is this not how gunfights work?
vendetta is more influenced by shaw brothers era fight choreography than anything desu
this actually happened multiple times
>giving zahler this much credit
yeah aight
Name a single thing tactically wrong with this
A single thing
no akimbo
What movie is this? I haven't been here for a while since school kept me busy and I don't watch tv anymore so this looks entertaining.
Did anyone else get a really strong urge to kill nips while watching this movie? Whenever I watch war movies I end up starting to want to kill whatever enemy of Americans is featured. I dunno why they get me so fired up, I often avoid them because of this. I remember watching the nips get lit on fire and thought "heh, fried rice" and I started snickering and my dad looked at me like wtf. But then when I was younger people dying in movies would give me a boner. Dunno why. I also read all about world war 2 and Bataan and I hated Japanese people til I was 8. We went to Disney world and I didn't want to go into the Japanese part of epcot. Then I turned 10 and started to hate japs less. I hated Germans too. I thought a lot of them were black for Some reason and I hated the black people at my school for a while because of that.
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Its "Dragged Across Concrete". Thanks for wasting our time OP.
holy shit nigger get some help
That literally was supposed to be funny.
Probably just really goddamn patriotic
>heh, fried rice
what the fuck
>rawr I am stronk woman!
>feel the power of tweening!
These are so fucking bad what the fuck lmao
Bullets fired from a rifle will go through a body, so it won't make for much of a shield.
what the fuck is this? it looks like a satire of Robocop (which itself is a satirical movie) gone wrong and taken seriously. Please tell me this a great time.
Dead Heat. Zombie buddy cop movie with Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo. Pretty good
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Fuck off. You will tell me the name of the movie or I"m going to fucking hurt you. Do it coward.
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what a terrible choice of an actor to play the "Father". He looks like a fat 30 year old nobody who works in a deli. How am I to believe he's a salty old cleric who became an autocrat? They should have hired someone who looks like Stephen Lang.
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>swayed by a pair of soft white slippers
>biting onto the said slippers when they are nowhere near your mouth
>fist cuffs when you have a fucking nightstick\
what the fuck
>don't like it don't watch it lmao.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zalfags seething
Aquaman was shit too.
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All the Violence in this movie was hilarious. Was so fucking over the top and comical it destroyed the movie for me. I just could not understand the thought process of making it look like a B rate Slasher film.
>oh hai gun bawoww
someone post that webm where he kicks the grenade
Dude if you've never seen Dead Heat you need to fucking change that ASAP.
I hate niggers too
Instead of running in a circle to get line of sight on him you should bring the pistol to your chest and move your body. No need to shoot with your arms fully extended.
Yeah, and he probably wouldn't be able to pick it up with one hand like that
It didn't
dead heat but this was suposed to be a zombie cop movie, its a parody
What film
Hacksaw ridge
>I hated Germans
>I thought a lot of them were black for Some reason and I hated the black people at my school for a while because of that.
Is it even possible for a man to be any more based?
Good lord mel
nope
OH NO NO NO NO
He's a Jew, of course he is.
So this is that "kino" I keep seeing posted huh? Looks pretty great! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Soundwork and context is what makes this work.
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART
Ironically the only part that wasn't funny was the quip immediately after this
The guy in the wheelchair in The Pianist
>script is pretty retarded as is
>the actors make it even worse
bravo nolan
What Mythbusters episode is this?
Ridiculous isn't always funny.
It's right in the image title, you chud. Kys.
>forgetting about this
sucks because the movie was pretty okay aside from this
This will never not be funny to me
All those shit films you mentioned made a lot of money.
Brand power.
It's like a low level tabletop fight
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taken out of context so badly that only someone who hasn't seen the film would think the way you do.
now THIS is a scene that wasn't supposed to be funny.
whats wrong with this
And is a high level tabletop fight where everyone's a damage sponge.
lol how'd it retain so much momentum
Tactical slipper bite, only the pros know this one
Superman sliding in like he's going to do a Raging Demon
the scene is still hilarious even with context
There's literally an anime where a character learnt her stupid gun shit from Equilibrium specifically
Its both cool af and stupid. I rate it.
>PG-13 war scene
>No blood
>Fireworks
>Guns don't work
Nolan is best director since Kubrick.
he fucked up the unblockable set up. needs to follow rickstah on twitch
You're just mad that America is the greatest country of all time
Still better than SSJ Captain Marvel, I cringe every time I see that webm
edgy
classic
Mum took me to see titanic when it came out as a kid because my sister who was a teenager at the time said it was amazing...god I was so fucking bored but then the guy falls off the ship hits the propeller and bounces off, I was hysterical my mom and the full theater were appalled at me I couldn't stop laughing.
>I believe in love.
>Then I will DESTROY YOUUUUUUUUU!
>*CGI intensifies*
this took me out so fucking much
>two armys
>both armed with firearms
>lol lets beat each other with them
>running around in cricles
>shooting at each other's feet
>missing
cracks me up every fucking time
Is that the "concrete" movie? What the fuck, it looks fucking retarded.
Don’t you literally enter in the Japanese part of Epcot?
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the Axis powers. I thought Nazi germany and imperial japan were super cool so I'd go around my school heiling and speaking japanese. Used to make tiny paper airplanes of ww2 ones and throw them at my teachers pretending they were kamikazes. I had a big ass coat that looked like hitlers and I would LARP with my friends during recess that I was Hitler and they were jews I was gassing. My best bro would pretend to be Goering and shit. My entire room was and is covered in rising suns and swastikas. I got kicked out of like 3 schools for it and my parents told me I'd done nothing wrong every time. Used to draw swastikas on the desks and tell my teachers they were dumbasses.
Nobody will tell me either. These creepy little wimps like to keep their secrets.
>But then when I was younger people dying in movies would give me a boner.
this is just awful
Did her vagina explode?
worst part of an actually good capeshit movie
>this is a major motion picture that was given a theatrical release
Not as unwatchable as BvS or Suicide Squad = / = good
Gal Gadot can't act and the CGI was horrible
I think this was supposed to be funny
watch the left corner of the screen at about 4 seconds
when you nut but she keep suckin
>people dying in movies would give me a boner
that's completely normal
ah so this is the power of the royal guards of Snoke
>a cut per second
and people think capeshit is KINO or something
To be fair, not all the cops had guns and the cops only had shitty sidearms. They had a reason for wanting to go hand to hand. The retarded part is how Bane's army just charges.
So was pic releated. Yet you niggers will hate the prequels because of a 20 years old CGI.
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
You think that's bad
but your image actually looks good
the prequels were half-assed 100% cgi dumpster fires
This is retarded but looks cool af from above, makes me wish that someone would make movies about urban revolutions such as the French ones where soldiers fight against hordes of civilians in narrows streets
>gets called a nigger
>still acts like a nigger
I watched some of The Pianist a few days back, and started laughing when they pushed the wheelchair-bound guy off a balcony. I remembered it being a serious thing
Clip feels like it's on a loop after a while.
he looks like dracula
Producers. They raped JL and Suicide Squad.
I mean, BvS was bad? but it has fas. JL and Suicide Squad are considered pure garbage, even by fans.
I think they are going to let directos do their jobs, if it fails, it fails.
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This actually happened tho
>Having 80 pounds of body in one hand and a VAR in the other while firing
Unless his name is Kal El I doubt it that ever happened
This is the thought process of the average amerimutt
idk man adrenaline makes you do crazy shit
He will never top Bone Tomahawk it seems.
>But then when I was younger people dying in movies would give me a boner.
Me too, user. I remember getting erections in the Lost plane crash scene or the Dawn of the Dead bus crash. One of the reasons I like the American Psycho book so much is that I identify so strongly with Bateman. I just want to be normal.
Based. Even if I watched movies I sure as shit wouldn't watch anything the faggots on this board like.
Fuck you. That scene is awesome and the guy who played the part in the Yea Forums dub nailed it.
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A .410 single action shotgun would've defeated every single person in this movie.
>single action shotgun
what did you mean by this
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>literally puts the slipper in his mouth
LUL
flyover state incel
So you only have experience with video game shotguns? Not to mention, it's explicitly stated that their clothes have armor woven into them. Buckshot or birdshot, fucking especially out of .410 wouldn't even give them a bruise.
anyone got this with out the text?
If you ever need the best criticism on why TLJ is awful, just listen to Rian Johnsons own commentary about it
the fucking float he does afterwards, its like something you would see in a shitty videogame mod
When Kylo took off his mask. The whole theater laughed
>I remember watching the nips get lit on fire and thought "heh, fried rice" and I started snickering and my dad looked at me like wtf.
Fucking lel
Very old break actions with exposed hammers would be considered single action wouldn't they?
The BAR fires 10 rounds a second. Its magazine holds 20 rounds. It would've ran out of ammo before the guy had even gotten to his feet.
Thst wasnt supposed to be funny? I'm skeptical.
>all these cuts
I feel like this is some sort of metaphor for the white savior complex liberals have.
>that pathetic landing
Either way it's b movie level
This.
this girl is really pretty, I hope she doesn't do porn
>that obvious stunt double from 0:10 to 0:13
>movie inspired by the exploitation films of the 70's uses practical affects reminiscent of them
woah crazy shti guys
So, this is the power of ... capeshit?
>affects
Cry more zalfag, that guy is definitely sabotaging Mel & Vince career
Remember that wonder woman is now sexist.
i see it lol
Did you not watch the movie? He's not the Father.
Yeah I don't know what's wrong with me but I kek every time I think of that.
>So you only have experience with video game shotguns?
>Buckshot or birdshot, fucking especially out of .410 wouldn't even give them a bruise
There are so many brainlet statements in your post I don't even know where to begin. The "gun" expert who thinks body armour=magical wizard protection is classic retard though so that is my favourite.
Just because you post on a board doesn't mean you know what the fuck you're talking about, which is evident by The fact you dont even know basic bitch firearms terms. Go back to your "sexy fire arms" threads where you faggots post pictures of guns from the first call of duty you played.
>Muttposting unironically
that doesn't even make sense, skill saw blades travel clockwise from that orientation, the blade should have gone forward if anything
nice
Why? Are you German?
In some ways my feelings were especially fucked up cause I have like 50% German blood in my family tree.
Well two of my best friends today are black so I guess I got over it but yeah I was extremely racist as a child. I hated fat people and ugly people I saw in public and I hated my own appearance as well. I wrote a short story when I was 9 about world war 3 where Japan got hit with a bomb so large the entire country turned into a crater. The bomb was dropped by a and flown by Yuri Gargarin the first man in space. I never understood why we forgave the Japanese for world war 2. I didn't understand why we didn't wipe them out entirely.
Hell or high water
>The "gun" expert who thinks body armour=magical wizard protection is classic retard though so that is my favourite.
It literally is in this universe. He gets hit multiple times and he doesn't even acknowledge the rounds that hit him. Try actually watching the action scenes. Multiple rounds make contact. Birdshot is rarely even fatal to humans and Buckshot, at the ranges most firefights took place at in this movie, wouldn't spread much past a fist sized pattern. .410 is such a fucking anemic round that you can fire it out of a snub nosed revolver with no issue and they had to make special meme rounds with three pellets and a slug for it to even be a viable self defense round against unarmored assailants in the Judge and Governor.
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>Keep seeing different webms here of this fight.
Maybe it was for the best that Snoke got murked.
My heritage is entirely white though. My dad did our genealogy back like 200 years and can't even find any ancestors who aren't white. I'm not bragging,.I'm just not an Amerimutt. I'm not even that patriotic in some ways, I was in boy scouts and once yelled st some faggot 10 year old for letting the flag touch the ground and I still put it up on proper holidays but that's about it. I wish I was making this shit up but it's true. I didn't start jacking off to girls until I was 13 and realized some of the ones at my school had nice ass. Before that I'd rub my dick imagining dying in battle but there was no cum so I just did it til I got bored.
Why is every capeshit fight so weightless and unexciting. We just saw this guy cut through a mountain and leap a mile but he lands like a dainty kitten and then smacks someone with his axe's sharp edge hard enough to send them flying but it doesn't cut them in half because...?
This is why everyone who isn't a sub 90iq moron thinks capeshit is retarded. The only appeal is its fight scenes and there hasn't been one good capeshit fight scene since the genre started with The Xmen. Family guy has better fight scenes lol that's embarassing.
>this denial
lmao, saved into my reaction folder
Shut up nerd faggot why don't you go have sex
>movie opens with a boring ass lesson about ballistics and gun fight "science"
>"DUDE DON'T APPLY SCIENCE TO THIS MOVIE IT HAS IT'S OWN RULES!"
Shoot yourself in the head with a .410 round, or do you think your skull is too anemic to take it? Because it seems pretty thick to me.
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I'm doing pretty much the opposite. I'm using the rules the movie set up and what the movie showed us to say why your suggestion wouldn't work. Not only does it specifically state that the suits are armored, we can see him shrugging off rounds far more 'powerful' than buckshot. Slugs, he would presumably be able to gunkata out of like other rounds. I don't really understand why you're getting so worked up about this, user. It's not that big of a deal. It's just a silly fun movie.
>not using the proper edit
Because it's pg13.
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who the fuck is the blonde supposed to be again lmao, thats not a superhero is it
Out of all the retarded edits Lucas did for the Special Edition versions why didn't he fix this?
ugh this very problematic we need to let more refugees into europe
movie?
It's Lois Lane
I don't see it
JUSTice League
She is the granddaughter of Cap's 40's era gf.
He hooks up with her too.
It almost makes sense because only the front line of the terrorists can fire without hitting their own, but in that case the dudes in the back could climb on cars and shit to get a clear line of sight anyway.
does anyone have the full webm?
no its not faggot
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>So this is that "kino" I keep seeing posted huh? Looks pretty great! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This lol, you guys are pretty fucking retarded. To think I almost fell for the meme.
why
You saved a 250x104 pixels picture of toasts?
It doesn't make sense to stop firing to charge them though. Not only that but the number of guys firing compared to the number of guys dropping is woefully low, and the effects make it look as though they're just aiming at the ground a few feet in front of the cops.
UN women dropped her as a feminist mascot because of her "sexualized" outfit.
Never trust Yea Forums recommendations
whos the un
United Nations
why does what they say mean anything
Correct question would be why are UN talking about wonder woman.
did they use miniatures and puppets for 98% of that movie?
was the story predicated on how good the visuals were?
and he kills like 5 japs while running and firing one handed
it's the scene from Chef where he spergs out making a grilled cheese for his son
If you've ever watched actual war footage, they didn't group up that retardedly either. It was trying to make a WW2 battle look like a Civil War battle cause that's more exciting for the cameras.
you're fucked up bro
Yeah I guess so
The guys who un-Nazified Europe.
i thought america did that
I’m going to say it, Mr. Torrence
So glad I don`t watch capeshit
Half of the guards didn’t even try to touch eithe of them and just twirled around like a bunch of retards and the other half wasted their time doing retarded twirls and shit to actually land a hit
What is it
not even a DC fag but i dont get what's funny about this scene?
Yo is there a torrent of this out already?
A lot of these were intended to be funny, just autists cant into context clues let alone an entire film.
Fucking kek, sauce?
i think this was supposed to be funny
I don't remember this scene from The Knick
Goddam masterpiece of unintentional comedy.
>Even does a quip at the end
Absolutely supposed to be funny. Shoot 'Em Up is a live action looney tunes film.
"Gramaton Cleric" was a cool idea. But fuck I never could understand how so many people like this movie. It is so shitty. Poorly written and filmed.
Actually, this is one of the few things I liked about that ass movie.
I don't care that I'm late, mouthbreathers like you need to fuck off. It literally spells out the title and source if you hover over "title".
shoot em up 2007
he has it on semi and the muzzle flashes 18 times though ya nonce
Holy fucking kek
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Fucking beautiful. How did these actors even do this scene with straight faces? That’s Oscar-worthy acting.
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just ignore that retard you're arguing with user
no it doesnt, circle saws rotate counter clockwise. Youve never used a power tool in your life.
>that escape
Tpbp
>Batman shoots and disables the vehicles, but wont fire on the enemy crowd. Which causes alot of innocents to die in the fight.
Good job batman
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It's clearly not on semi you retard.
Why does that woman have bags of popcorn for hands
It's spelled "kiss"
Batman doesn't have an asimov-like law where he feels guilty for inaction.
>I hated Germans too. I thought a lot of them were black for Some reason and I hated the black people at my school for a while because of that.
Not back then, but most of them are black now.
>fist cuffs
This is A2 model BAR, there is no semi mode, only "slow" and "fast" full auto
I had fun doing this in Fallout.
Gets a pass because it's a mouse project. Rival franchises would've been mocked for that.
uh oh .... a triggered nolanfag
My favorite part of this whole fight is where Rey blocks three grown men with one hand. BEFORE they swing. They literally and deliberately swing at her saber, not her. That’s pretty much the opposite of how that shit is supposed to work.
middle-easterners are now black apparently
thank you for your mutt opinion
Jesus Christ. That’s not funny, it’s just infuriating.
That actually made my head hurt. I also don’t know why, but Bucky, the super-soldier who probably has a vertical leap of twenty feet just sort of sedately taking the steps two at a time(with effort) is the funniest part to me.
No, it didn't retard. When people were talking about using bodies as shields, they didn't mean it literally. They sometimes would use them as cover but they wouldn't carry a fucking corpse around as a medieval shield.
>Cops actually sprinting forward towards an army as a group totally defying any sense of realistic police tactics
>criminals opening up with automatic fire and dropping only a few cops at best
>from the aerial view, the front lines are clearly running past each other and not trying to fight at all
>cops firing their pistols while sprinting forward at a full run
They could have at least given some of the cops riot shields or something, or had them surrounding cop cars and using them as moving cover like WW2 soldiers and tanks
The wheelchair scene. You know the one.
>lets put a literal female college professor in charge of the rebel millitary
ryan johnson is a legitimate cucked faggot
guten tag, ahmed
He uses his night stick
all the alien jedi were fucking awesome. the fact that a bunch of jedi got their ass handed to them in this battle just reinforces they aren't really meant to be frontline soldiers (although a few of the elite jedi like obi wan and ki adi mundi became OP killing machine generals)
That one goon at 0:08 who just waves his AK without firing it and then just rush into cops
this movie is epic
>every single cut breaks 180 rule
Honestly these movies are so unwatchable that im starting to think theyre an exercise to see how bad you can make a movie and still have execs fund it and people go see it
Your heritage seems to be entirely autistic
Bushmaster BTFO
>so many cuts
why did nobody kick anybody during this?
this
Shit is KINO. Force users arent naturally faster thinkers. The force allows them to glimpse into the future which gives them the appearance of having superhuman reflexes, when actually they knew to just be at the right place at the right time. When you have two force users glimpsing into the future, you have a lot of posturing. I used to design control systems and sometimes i'd make the control systems try to "counter" each other. Since they worked on a level FAR beyond human reaction time it resulted in a lot of strange posturing, just like the gif. If you dont think this scene was KINO you are a brainlet fag.
Thanks user.
Nah, I think I'm the only one in my family who is autistic.
If you ever have kids, don't let them read nothing but WW2 history books until they are 10 years old.
>9mm
>live action looney tunes film
This, the MC even munches carrots like Bugs fucking Bunny. Shoot Em Up is a treasure.
Even the single finishing shot of the fuselage hitting the ground, with the idea that the CIA will think it was just an accident, is hilarious. It's incredible how nobody dared to speak up and point out how retarded it was from start to finish.
Very Cringe. Likely undiagnosed case of retardism.
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it's true, if i remember correctly from some prequel book anakin was performing a move designed to counter any attacks, and obi-wan was performing the counter to THAT move, but neither of them could actually hit each other during that time because they both were ready to counter the other
Did she coom?
There is a rendering error for just a frame at the edge of that round thing.
>he thought Shoot 'Em Up wasn't meant to be funny
Just how deep is your autism?
What happened to Wesker's magnificent hair? You telling me the virus causes balding?!
I didn't read the books (i played the games though), and from my understanding there are 2 explanations for this weird fight.
Your book explanation is closer to the "Jedi-as-Samurai" angle where the posturing is due to (like old samurai/martial arts films) one opponent switching between martial-arts-forms to a more advantageous art-form. And in the gif it shows the jedi cycling through forms very quickly. (Jedi fighting forms aren't given much attention in movies but a lot in games, and very likely the books).
The angle i understand is from the movies and video games where force users glimpse into the future to gain advantage in fights. When a force user gets a bad feeling about a certain attack/defense, they reposture to something that feels right (Let go Luke. Luke, trust your feelings). George Lucas has been re-editing the 70's era films though so some of the quotes have changed because Lucas is a fag.
>George Lucas has been re-editing the 70's era films though
he hasn't touched them in two decades
Shut the fuck up George. I've got the unedited films on VHS i know what you've done.
>two videogame protagonists shoot at each other.
Hi Paul
That was 25 year ago...
>when addition/subtraction are an advanced topic
the ac unity trailer has the coolest looking bastille take scene from any media ever
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