"You masturbate 3 times a week? those are rookie numbers in this racket, by myself i jerk off at least twice a day "

>"You masturbate 3 times a week? those are rookie numbers in this racket, by myself i jerk off at least twice a day "

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Kino

FAIRY DUST

rate my fap routine:
>either once every 30-40 days
or
>once every 2 weeks

MMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMM HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMM

Extremely low test

Eat greek yogurth and a banana daily and don't fap for three months.

I do 4 a day.
Boy, im always exhausted.
Also, the area between my asshole and balls feels like someone hit it with a hammer after the 4th nut.
Is it normal?

I do 10 times

I only jerk off 2 times a day too, they are the only moments where I'm alone in my house

But once I get my own apartment I'll be nutting all day everyday, my fantasy isn't even losing my virginity, I just want to cum all the time I want

Literally no one indicates 2 with those fingers lmao

Bros haven't jerked off in 2 months it gets better right LOL

enjoy your cum dream brah

that just makes the scene better.

>my fantasy isn't even losing my virginity

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I jerk off 1-2 times a day, then I abstain 3 days before I meet my gf because I get off to dumping massive loads inside her

>let em woutch, let em woutch

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MA WE GOT CHICKEN OR WHAT

jesus christ no
your body's telling you something

I do it once a day, but my jerk sessions last 5 hours.

If you jerk off very often you will produce a lot of DHT and you will go bald

My goal was always to jerk off on NYE and ejaculate at exactly 12am. I bought my own home last year and finally accomplished it.

I used to be on a daily, even multiple dailies, but for some reason the following things happened: dry itchy skin(not on the dick, just other places for some weird reason), feeling fatigued/tired, barely any appetite. I spent years trying to figure out wtf was going on, and as soon as I stopped jerking off multiple times a day shit fixed itself. Now I jerk off 2-3 times a week.

that's a lie

What do you think?

No its not

prostatic cancer in 3, 2, 1...

that feeling means you have to keep going.

I'm 30.
Never had sex.
Never masturbated.
Never cummed.
Never stroked it.
Never had a boner.

You are all weak """men"""

why

how do you feel different from others? is your life good?

lem max ya summin mama

>remember goy-I mean guys, you need to masturbate at least four times a day. It's good for you. Would your trusted Dr. Shekelberg ever lie to you?

kek

what doujin are you quoting here?

does anyone jack off >1 time a day but not watch porn

you're losing your essence faster than it can replete. your body could be fucked up if you keep doing that.

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>never had a boner
The others are conceivable, but what? Do you have early onset ED or a developmental disorder or something? Not ever having an erection is very troubling, user.

Did he masturbate that often to keep his mind of all the golddigging thots coming his way from all the money he was making?
I dont see why else

Does anybody else occasionally try to keep going after they've already splurged? It usually takes me about 10 minutes to replenish my supply, so that's 10 minutes of painful jerking trying to force an erection out of something that wants to be left alone, but oh man is it rewarding. Some of my all-time best orgasms have been rebound nuts. Makes your prostate fucking explode when you do it though, so don't recommend doing it very often.

Jews literally mutilated your dick so you would masturbate less.

I can't take it anymore

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This is a stupid myth but I actually noticed early signs of balding recently, so I'm majorly cutting back just in case. I've been fapping like 5 times a day for 10 years, but now I haven't done it in about a week because I'm scared

I think never cumming is probably also incredibly suspect. I don't know everyone's experience, but even my no(low)fap friends try to mitigate wet dreams by jerking is at least once a week.

i fap everyday and still have wet dreams. they are really great tho so i don't complain.

are you on estrogen?

How can i get wet dreams?

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unlocks secret character

Same.

I jerk it once or twice a day and maybe twice a year I get a wet dream. It's always either me raping someone or me being raped. It's lame because I just want to find someone to fall in love with.

stop cumming when you're awake

i don't know man they come randomly, just like dreams of me having a lovely gf that i don't even remember seeing her face in real life, those make me really sad after i wake up.

Based

Great television discussion guys.

I had a wet dream about drowning Jennifer Lawrence in semen. It wasn't even my semen, I just had a bunch of semen lying around and covered her in it until she drowned.

>You Won’t Believe Why This Millenial Bought His First House

>raping or raped
I thought i was the only one.
I mostly get raped in dreams though

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The only wet dream I ever had was about having sex with Viconia from BG2 and waking up from it was just incredibly depressing and messy. Not worth it IMO.

So your dick doesn't work right. Not a reason to gloat.

I jerk off 1-2 times a week although I'm constantly horny. I'm just never alone.