It's a George pretends to be trans to get a 10% discount at a feminist bakery and it backfires horribly episode

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>it's a Jerry discovers UberEats episode and uses it to avoid the Soup Nazi

kromer get bitcoin

>NEWMAN’S IFFY UH

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elian vape

I'm surprised Kramer never turned someone's car into a Taxi and made money on the side collecting fares. Feels like a real Kramer move.

Cum town?

>It's an Elaine gets beat up by War Machine episode

>Elaine finally gets a black bf but he has an average sized penis

>it’s an Elaine tries anal episode

georj use smartfon

>kramer uses jerry's apartment to run his memecoin mining rigs
>jerry's gets an expensive af electricity bill
>meanwhile costanza finds the girl he likes is a girl(male)
>Elaine becomes an eThot after losing her job

It's a George addresses his support for Hillary in the 2016 elections but wishes he wasnt vocal about it after he finds out bernie Sanders is the cooler canidte to vote for

jery buy eclecritc car

>Kramer gets addicted to spending his Bitcoin earning on Chaturbate sluts
>Elaine, being unemployed, joins Chaturbate but wears a mask to hide her identity

kramer gets hit by a car while walking across the street playing his nintendo switch then loses the settlement money on bitcoin

Is Kramer alt-right in this version of Seinfeld?

>Jerry awakens one day to find that he has been transformed into a cockroach in a hilarious reference to the short story "Metamorphosis"
>Kramer breaks Ted Kacynski out of prison and they cut the power lines, causing wide-spread panic and destruction in NYC
>George becomes the first man on Mars
>Elaine uploads her consciousness into a computer and survives for 10,000 years as humanity slowly becomes unrecognizable to her

no newman is

>It's a George texts Elaine "Netflix and chill?"

>George trys to send a text to his current polygamous GF who he doesn't get to sleep with, but auto correct changes one word to something else
>he spends the entire episode horrified and shows the message to everyone
>the all react badly, but we never get to see or hear what the autocorrect word was
>end of the episode we find out his GF had he iPhone stolen and never saw the message and is wierded out by Georges behavior and dumps him
>George is ok with this and pulls his phone out and begins swiping right

Kramer borrows money from George to launch a start-up renting unicycles.

"oh jerry you should see this girl...she is hot.. im telling you jerry! SHE IS HOT!
*takes his eCigar

>It's a Kramer rents his apartment out to RBNB and lives in the hallways episode
you don't remember when he rented out a room to some traveling Japanese businessmen? the writers invented the AirBnB

Trips and hits close to home

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Drawers, user, he had them sleep in drawers.

>Newman is a hard working black man
>Everytime him and Jerry he smiles at him smugly to exercise his white privileged

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>George gets a job at Trump tower
We get back shots of trump doing crazy things

>it's a Kramer discovers Major League Gaming and starts his own eSports team and tries to become a twitch streamer episode

Elaine comes undone when she finds out her new electric car isn't as environmentally friendly as she thought.

>It's a Kramer gets hooked on mechanical keyboards and buys way too many episode

Before 2013, Millennials were barely mentioned or cared about, but ever since 2013-14 they're always being mentioned and universally hated on. What shifted in 2013?

jery play fortnite

>Elaine deletes puddy from her Facebook
>20 mins later, she's in a relationship with him.

You turned 10, we've been getting shit on since Obama got elected.

Jerry! They don't make stuff this good anymore. It's all Chinese plastic now.

Millenials grew up and started causing problems.

Kramer looks pretty dope.

>After killing it on the Tonight Show w/ Jimmy Fallon, Jerry is asked to give a TED talk titled "Whites are having less influence on comedy (and why that's a good thing)"
>Kramer gets him to agree to wear a shirt from a new clothing line he is marketing online
>Jerry gets to the TED talk, but is told he can't wear the shirt with the large logo and url
>in a nod to the original series, the only shirt he can borrow before going on stage is a womans shirt that looks like a puffy pirate shirt

>Kramer starts to vape and gets thrown out of a non smoking restaurant
>they try to argue their way out of it saying it's not smoking

>It's a Kramer selling all the Graphics cards he used to mine bitcoin from an episode before on eBay to buy a server and host his porn site episode

>Kramer becomes an instagram photographer

>"All I said was that Dragged Across Concrete should've won Best Picture over The Best of Enemies!"

>He accidentally leaks Elaine's Christmas card with her nipple exposed

Kramer was always based.

kek

>$1000 bucks, Jerry!
>For free?
>YEP!
>I dont buy it.
>And everyone gets it. A-a-automatically!
>What's this guys name again?
>I dunno, chang or something. That's beside the point.

Jerry gets stuck in line behind ISIS at the grocery store.

>Elaine sells her underwear and socks online only to find them again at George's

>"It's not smoking! Nothing burns!"

>Kramer has a plan to scam a multilevel marketing scheme selling Dragonfruit juice
>Costanza puts his weed in an old peppercorn grinder and starts using it to season his food
>Jerry dates a feminist blogger and worries she'll bitch about him if he does something wrong
>Elaine programs an online flash game and has to deal with the trolls

imminently watchable desu

>Jerry pulls up to a farm supply store in a Prussian automobile and Versace pull-ons

kramer would never have gotten a medallion

>kramer gets into digital design and unknowingly ends up working for ISIS

>Elaine eats bees
>George grows to eleven feet tall
>Kramers apartment slowly looks more like an Egyptian pyramid
>Jerry gets stuck in line behind ISIS at the grocery store

>Jerry is at a stoplight and turns to the car next to him to see a very attractive woman picking her nose
>He later matches with her on Tinder
>George becomes incensed with Jerry when he sees what the woman looks like and finds out Jerry refuses to message her & meet up
>"She was picking and driving! I have no tolerance for nose picking, but ESPECIALLY, not picking and driving!"
>"JERRY! SHE'S A PERFECT 10! WHO CARES WHAT SHE DOES WHILE SHE'S IN THE PRIVACY OF HER CAR!"
>"That's just it, George! If she's picking and driving, then /everybody/ can see what she's doing! She might be in the privacy of her own car but she's broadcasting her nosepicking for the entire world to see!"
>the episode ends with Kramer getting into her car after they match on tinder and you see her picking her nose while she's parked and Kramer is getting into her car

>Kramer uses tinder to get a bed & breakfast in different countries

>Everyone like Lloyd Braun, who is a helpful, hard working guy.
>but Jerry is afraid of him because he saw him on that website with the frogs.

>George calls Kramer a redditor

>Kramer mistakes Grindr for Tinder

Jerry and Bania accidentally join ISIS.

What goes on in someone's mind to get the zoomer hair or viking topknot?

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>elaine uses puddy's car
>but she notices a TRUMP bumpersticker
>she turns on the radio and its set to rush limbaugh

>i could never have a tesla, jerry, never!
>why not georgy boy? it's a great car, and that elon is quite a character
>the car, driving you? it's so... emasculating

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>Kramer bluffs his way into being a successful DJ by just hitting random buttons and hoping it works
>Costanza finds out the hard way that his laptop webcam was streaming him while he masturbated
>Jerry finds Newman's instagram and just... smdh

George becomes a 4channel meme

>AND THE WORST PART WAS WHEN HE PULLED OUT ALL HIS COUPONS

The four of them are going to take edibles but Jerry and Kramer are late for some reason so Elaine and George take them and then she has to convince him not to call 911.

Kramer and George look cool

>this meme's got legs, jerry, LEGS! this could be my big break!
>geroge, are you aware of just how much 4channel is paying people?

Kramer discovers sneedposting

got me laffin

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>kramer would never have gotten a medallion
no shit, taxis without one are called something like pirate or ghost taxis, they risk getting arrested, but don't have to pay the $250k for a medallion

Jerry gets a role in a CGI talking animals movie

Absolutely nothing they are vapid trend following consumerist whores

POP A WHEELIE NIGGA
YOU A SILLY NIGGA

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>georger sees how easy the work then tries becoming a voice actor too but fails

>It's set to patriot radio Sirius XM
>A man yells out
>We are right, they are wrong, the arguments on this program cannot be broken
>Elaine rolls her eyes
>Bass music plays

You could never make a "character pretends to be trans" episode today.

you motherfuckers should make skits
it's the best time to get into entertainment right now

Which is why mainstream comedy is dead.

They're not worth that anymore with Uber and Lyft competing against them.

Family Guy did a few eps ago.

season long arc about jerry and george unsuccessfully attempting to adapt an obscure comic book in an attempt to cash in on capeshit
>well EXCUSE ME for thinking the elongated man would resonate with the modern moviegoing audience!

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>gang spends episode waiting in line at a famous halal food cart, hilarity ensues

>It's a Kramer starts massive internet wars on accident but doesn't care about it until people start doxing him

fuck that's good

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>George finds out the girl from Instagram he invited to go out isnt a girl at all
>"WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW JERRY???"

>george calls the fraiser crane show for relationship adive
>roz makes fun of him on air for being an incel
but seriously why was there never a seinfeld frazer crossover

the medallions in NY used to go for almost 1.3 mil.
now the are JUST reaching that quarter mil mark. google "cost of NYC medallion"

hey, you just blow in from newfagtown?

>Jerry suggests an old George trick, ménage à trois

wow, didn't know Yea Forums is this creative

The kramer part is hilarious. well played.

>but it works again
>george starts liking traps

>Kramer gets thrown out of Monks for identifying as female and trying to use the female bathroom
>him and his lawyer Jackie Chiles sue
>George thinks the girl he's going out with is a guy so he has Kramer follow her into the bathroom. She goes into the mens room where she see Kramer. This woman is on the jury for Kramer's lawsuit and he loses because of this.

>Jerry's dad starts sleeping in his oven
>Kramer nails his furniture to the ceiling
>George go on Tinder
>Elaine poops

>kramer makes his own APP for some random shenanigans

>Jerry calls an Uber
>Kramer shows up
>Driving Jerrys car

>george accidentally appears on cumtown on the same day the fbi finally raids nick for being an isis sympathizer

>*Kramer enters Jerry's apt and takes his iPad
>"IM TELLING YOU JERRY, I FOUND A WAY INTO THE LADIES RESTROOM"
>"OH MAMMA, ITS MAGNIFICENT"
>"IM BEATING THE SYSTEM"

>Kramer finds a pair of Timbs out of the building
>gets popular around the neighborhood
>later someone finds out the Timbs are fake

>Jerry askes kramer where he taking his iPad
>I need reading material, Jerry. How do you use the bathroom?
>Jerry orders another iPad
>Newman delivers it with a suspicious smile.

>A woman's friend allows her to cut in line for the new iphone ahead of Elaine. The last iphone is sold just before Elain's turn, And she'll have to wait weeks for the next shipment. Elaine moralizes with the woman that she should forfeit her phone, but she refuses. Elaine is furious.

>Jerry is dating the woman.

>George scoffs at Elaine for prizing an "overpriced" phone, but the tables turn after his romantic advances are successively rejected by multiple women for using android, believing that he is "cheap".

>Kramer offers to help Elaine and George acquire iphones through Newman's hot merchandise channels.

>JERRY YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WAS THE PREVIOUS OWNER OF MY CAR. NEVER GUESS
>who
>Donald Jon Trump, thats right jerry. the 45th president of the united states used to own my car
>let me see that
>*jerry looks at the paper*
>JON? J-O-N? trumps middle name is spelled J-O-H-N
>FUCK YOU JERRY

>George go on Tinder
Nah, what happens is he accidentally downloads grindr and becomes addicted to the attention he gets from twinks wanting a bear daddy, thus causing identity crisis #1037.

>George gets promoted after trying to get fired
>They don't show trumps face and he's voiced by larry david

>george becomes obsessed with the fact that a homeless man on his block has a nicer cellphone than he does
>kramer gets a set of steel drums from bob sacamano's estate sale and starts using it to busk in the subway because "it's what he would have wanted"
>jerry is convinced the barista at starbucks is spelling his name wrong on purpose
>elaine starts an ironic instagram account that quickly becomes far more popular than her actual account

>Jerry tells Elaine that he suspects that their friend is a pedophile...
>"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

Dude don't give solid ideas for free in a Mongolian basket board.

>It's a George gets really into anime episode.

Forever and always based

>George was the one who set up the Natalia meeting with Don jr
>He tells Don jr he thought she was cute and asked her out
>George kisses Natalia in front of Trump jr.

It’s fucking Monday night man

kek. now you are projecting.

>Jerry sends a few bucks for one of those "Adopt a starving African child" programs in an attempt to impress his new girlfriend, only to realize it wasn't a sponsorship and is now the parent of 9 year old Ethiopian orphan, Mbubu
>George thinks he's discovered a child trafficking ring in New York after seeing some weird Instagram posts, and now they're targeting Mbubu
>Entire episode is a weird game of cat and mouse as Jerry and George try to save Mbubu from what turns out to be Mbubu's former sponsor organizing a birthday party
>The end of the episode is Kramer kidnapping Mbubu and selling him (plus his organs) to some sketchy guy and gently nudging him into the back of his truck

where do you think you are?

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That matters to people?

>Elaine takes candid pics with her new iPhone only to find out she had the auto share/upload option enabled and all made public

>the street toughs are the same two gay guys.

>these artisanal pretzels are making me thirsty!
>drinks kombucha

>IM NOT GAY JERRY
>HER PENIS WAS FEMININE
>her penis?

where do you think you are?

>Kramer starts his own Youtube Channel

>Kramer starts a brunch cafe where you make the avocado toast yourself

haha this dood

Do you also get upset when people drink before noon?

>George gets his identity stolen, ponders why anyone would want it
>Jerry accidentally sends a dick pic intended for his girlfriend to Newman who holds it for blackmail
>With the J. Peterman company facing bankruptcy, Elaine becomes a package thief in a grassroots effort to put Amazon out of business

Finally puts his Marv Griffen set to good use.

>it's a coffee table book about artisanlly made, locally sourced, sustainable coffee tables!

>Newman almost dies trying to eat a Tide pod on Kramer's Youtube channel
>Jerry gets scolded on twitter for saying how there are too many homeless using heroin in the park
>George pretends to be a radical feminist in order to date one
>Elaine matches up with Puddy on 3 different dating apps

I want a large coffee table book about coffee tables.

Decent.

>Finally puts his Marv Griffen set to good use.
The set was destroyed in the squirrel vs. hawk battle.

Me too. It's gotta have the legs and the built in coaster.

Well then, he's gets the David letterman set.

>No one laughs at Jerry's act because its 2019

>Elaine matches up with Puddy on 3 different dating apps
That's a good one. Even on the homosexual dating apps

She already did anal with the wake up call guy when they slept head to toe.

>The gang finds out Newman is actually a videogames streamer and is making mad cash

>Kramer, having never actually figured out what a meme is, has only just started to catch up on what used to be hip music trends. His apartment blares Darude - Sandstorm all night, much to everyone's chagrin. Comes up with a plot to "remake" the song and have it play at an upcoming UFC match to "Get the fighters pumped up."
>Jerry ends up on the Joe Rogan Experience, where he accidentally admits that he doesn't like weed due to a bad trip, his attempts at politeness having been worn down due to a lack of sleep courtesy of Kramer's new taste in music. Joe Rogan challenges him to an exhibition match which is set up before the headlining match at the upcoming UFC PPV.
>Elaine drunkenly thinks she swipes right on Conor McGregor who's in New York for the PPV, but doesn't realize she swiped twice and ends up setting up a date with a fat guy also named Conor where they'll be meeting up just before the fight.
>George keeps accidentally walking into plotlines of Full House -George gets tickets to the UFC match after a heartwarming lecture from Danny Tanner on the meaning of sharing and friendship, portrayed by Bob Saget. Upon finding his seat at the match and heading to it, he accidentally bumps into Bob Saget and knocks his popcorn over. Saget calls him a dumbass.

>All culminates with Jerry getting his ass kicked to Kramer's hit song "Typhoon" while Elaine embarrasses herself trying to hug and kiss Conor McGregor, only to be recognized by her actual date who messages her on Tinder to prove it.

>you know the abandoned 91st station?
>yeah it's been abandoned for like 60 years
>well me and newman, we broke in jerry! we BROKE in!
>what the hell did you do that for?
>wood, jerry, wood!
>wood?
>it's vintage, it's from the 50s jerry! i'm turning that wood into a coffee table and i'm gonna make a bundle

>Uncle Leo claiming he is discriminated against starts the #meJew movement, which angers Jerry's new feminist girlfriend
>Mr. Kruger's gender fluid son takes over Kruger Industrial Smoothing and George's comments towards him come off as inappropriate
>Kramer and Newman rebrand Kramerica Industries as a company that helps startup companies
>Elaine has to write copy for gender fluid clothing

itt: 90% zoomers that have never watched seinfeld

Not me.

>Jerry and George are at the diner reading news on their phones
>Kramer bursts in and starts talking about his idea for a drone delivery service like GrubHub or Uber Eats
>Jerry tries to poke holes in this idea but Kramer is prepared and gets George on board in the end
>"I hope you don't mind but we need to test for damages during air travel"
>as he leaves he takes Jerry's pie and puts it in his shirt pocket
>bass riff plays as Jerry sits alone in the diner and sighs

>Elaine is at work talking with Peterman
>"Yes Elaine, I'm afraid it is true. My dog's blood test came back and I'm afraid she has less than two weeks to live"
>Elaine mentions that she has a relative who runs a resort for animals to have one last good day before they die
>Peterman insists Elaine brings the dog to her relative and he will arrive in two days to be with her in her last moments

>the dog drools all over the car seat
>Elaine tries to wipe it up while starting the car and she accidentally drives onto the sidewalk and smashes with the wall
>Elaine waits impatiently with the dog on the street for AAA

>Kramer, George, and Newman are on the roof running flight tests
>there are seven drones that have Kramer's face and KRAMER EATS painted on them
>Newman claims he is a flight master
>George bets that he can't land the drone on a nearby roof
>Newman accepts the challenge and makes a perfect landing on the adjacent building
>Kramer gives it a try and loses control of the drone, sending it barreling down into the street

>cut to Elaine below complaining about her car
>"if only the stupid dog would just die already"
>a drone falls from the sky and hits the dog, killing it instantly
>Elaine gets help from Jerry as they bring the corpse to Peterman's home and explain the situation
>Peterman isn't home and hasn't read her texts, so they leave the dog on the porch
>as they leave we see Peterman's neighbor receive a KRAMER EATS delivery in the background

>freeze frame, bass riff, roll credits

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I keep seeing this meme and it makes no sense, if the gang from Seinfeld were millennials they'd be basically the same people and wouldn't look trendy, they weren't wearing trendy 80s/90s clothes they were boring adults.

>he didn't watch the finale live and experience disappointment in real time
grim on several >levels

Those were semi-trendy clothes for 30 somethings in the 90s. Kramer was the exception, he dressed like it was the 50s.
Go to Brooklyn and let at people in their 30s. A real fucking freak show.

George finally gets the job interview of his dreams but it's on 9/11. The catch is it's in tower 7. He spends the entire episode fighting his way there only to see it collapse in his face.

Reminds me:
youtube.com/watch?v=D2WwCzaGo9c

It would be funny if newman's drone stopped working once it landed on the other roof and he was upset because he paid $300 for it and he spends the rest of the episode unsuccessfully trying to get it back

Kramer discovers the magic of porn VN Patreon scams.
>I'm makin' money hand over fist with just three .jpegs and a dream, Jerry!

>George goes on an online chat
>Hooks with a girl from his area
>they chat for weeks
>episode ends and we see newman loging in with the girl's nickname in the same chat george uses

cringe & lowt'd

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It's gonna be alright anons

>Kramer enters Jerry's apartment with a long ass ethernet cable
>hooks it to jerry's router
>"wait a minute what are you doing Kramer?"
>"Me and Newman found a way to make easy money boosting online video game's accounts, im telling you, easy money jerry "

better watch who you say that to, son.

That because Kramer got his clothes from Rudy's who got his clothes from old people like George's dad.

>it's a "George yells at a skinny white girl who wronged him and her giant black boyfriend threatens him" episode

>Millenials grew up and realised that their boomer grandparents lied to them for their entire childhoods
FTFY

>Elaine shows up to Jerrys apartment with Tyrone, Tyrone and Jamaar and asks if she can borrow it for an hour
>well i cant bring THREE black men to my apartment jerry
>george asks if he can watch

>Newman rushes down to the street where he sees dog blood everywhere and assumes he killed a human
>the rest of the episode is Kramer helping Newman lay low and hide all evidence of the drones, but George already went public and began deliveries

>Kramer goes to pick his camera because that's some good material for his Porn site

Who would be the guy who brings his thinkpad to Starbucks, George or Kramer?

Not every episode needs to involve some tech or website or ap.

Fucking Zoomer Normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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George is the Apple kind of dude, so probably Elaine

kramer, no question
>well /g/ told me jerry! they wouldn't lie!

Wow you're so original did u come up with that yourself?

I imagine George will be the kind of dude who buys the most expensive macbook pro then just sit there and put his iphone and wait for everyone to notice
>So i was at the starbucks this morning
>and i shit you not jerry, the moment i took out my macbook the cute barista couldnt take her eyes off me
>"IM DOING IT JERRY"

>Jerry
>white

Based and Yangpilled

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you might think that, but actually george would be using a budget android phone
>it's just as good, jerry, it's just as good!
>you know what, it's better!
>why pay all that money when you can't even customize it?
>who want's to be locked into what THEY want?
>i'm an individual, i need to express myself. i MUST express myself
>the iPhone is killing independent george!

nice

Alcohol drinkers are all degenerates. The sooner they die, the better.

>>why pay all that money when you can't even customize it?
>>who want's to be locked into what THEY want?
>>i'm an individual, i need to express myself. i MUST express myself
Is this really how poorfags cope with not being able to afford an iphone?

or, alternatively, george would still be using a seven year old blackberry or windows phone because he's convinced that that's what a real professional uses and it makes him stand out at wherever he's working
>oh, *you're* using an ipone?
>hah! looks like i'm the only one around here doing REAL work

>>It's a Kramer rents Jerry's apartment out to RBNB episode*

seinfeld in the 2090s

>Jerry and George are in the diner car of the transcontinental hyperloop discussing President Keeler's recent moves.
>G: "Jerry, come on! The man has 3 purple hearts I think he knows a thing or two about the military."
>J: "All I'm saying is... I don't think it's the best idea to start a race war when blacks make up 63% of the United States population."
>G: "Oh, so now you know everything about diplomacy."
>Kramer enters wearing full military gear.
>K: "Hey, niggers, check out my new getup. Turns out the army pays you $400,000 a year, plus $5,000 for every brown head you turn in. Isn't this great?"
>A guard overhears and shouts "Niggers? Where?" drawing his rifle
>Kramer points to Jerry and tries to explain the situation to the guard but is interrupted by the splatter of his friend's brains on his uniform.

Elaine's fashionably autistic boyfriend would be using a thinkpad which would influence her to take one to Starbucks. George would mock her for not having a macbook like him so Elaine accidentally" spills coffee on his macbook. After George fruitlessly has to deal with going through the genius bar, he relents and tries out a thinkpad only to discover he loves it and forms a kinship with Elaine's autistic boyfriend. Out of jealousy, Elaine breaks up with him and microwaves everyone's laptops and swears by smarthphones.

Meanwhile, Newman stole Jerry's order of beats headphones from amazon and Jerry tries to catch him by using an "old school" spy listening device with Kramer. "The bass is unmistakable!"

>it's a George goes to the apple store to get his macbook fixed episode
>it turns out like the chinese restaurant episode

Real life is Seinfeld; just look at Veep

>On this week's episode, Kramer ends up in hot water after spending to much time on an image board intended for political discussion and voices his views in public.

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>It's an Elaine getting raped by rapefugees after volunteering for refugee help episode

>Enters refugee camp
>Cuts directly to her laying down in the streets bloody after rape, quirky bass guitar plays

George suggests trump runs for office to have more unsupervised time

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"I'm telling ya, Jerry! I'll just mass text 'Netflix & chill?' to all my recent Tinder matches & hope one bites. I didn't mean to send it to all my contacts!"

>George gets an Amazon echo device
>Kramer warns him that it's always recording and saving audio to Amazon's servers
>"You better watch what you say, George. Y'know, if the FBI asks for those recordings, Amazon's got no choice but to hand them over."
>Jerry says Kramer's just being paranoid, but George is utterly convinced
>Later that night, George brings home a date, who starts talking dirty as things get heated
>George acts incredibly awkward, not wanting Alexa to record anything potentially incriminating
>"Tell me how BAD you are, George!"
>"Uhh... Me? Bad? N-no, I've always been a good upstanding member of my community! H-haha."