If I were to fight this guy in a lightsaber duel I sure know where I'd be aiming

If I were to fight this guy in a lightsaber duel I sure know where I'd be aiming...

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where?

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Then you just fell into his trap, thats actually a synthetic head hiding a lightsaber .

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>b-but, George Lucas was a genius!

Right at his dick.

Are the Star Wars alien designs bad on purpose?

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its actually Sheev in a rubber suit. thats how he spied on the Jedi Council.

the dumbest post to ever make me giggle

seething nu-wars fan detected

Kino post desu

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He knows and he's baiting you to do it to kill you with a counter attack he has practiced his whole life.

Yarael Poof was a male Quermian who stood at 2.64 meters tall and had pasty white skin and red eyes. Like other members of his species, Poof possessed two sets of arms and two brains, one in his head and the other in his chest. Skilled in teaching and diplomacy, Poof was an expert practitioner of illusions and Jedi mind tricks, which he could use to bring conflicts to a decisive end. He was also a dexterous combatant with a lightsaber and was able to perfect many incredible moves that only his spineless anatomy could allow.

>tldr
You wouldn't have a chance

So this is the wisdom of the jedi...

Why would a species even evolve such a long neck? I assume it has an intellect comparable to that of a human or perhaps even higher, so if it needed to reach high places it could simply use its wit instead. If it's an aesthetic thing where the females would pick long-necked males over short-necked males it wouldn't make sense either because the short-necked males would just choke them to death.

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It's funny, I must have missed the scene where they explained all of this

Jedi or not I'd punch this nerd faggot in the throat

*disdain for manlets intensifies*

>strike someone with your saber
>he blocks
>turn yours off and on again to pass the block
>win
Why do they never do this?

Based

I wish this race was real.
I could finally deep throat someone without my dick tip ending up with stomach acid on it.

Just learn force choke like Vader, I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to cut the air supply off this pencil necked geek

If I ever end up meeting George Lucas I'll ask him if this is true for you.

What was the evolutionary advantage to end up like this?

It's an unwritten rule. It's basically the same as kicking a guy in the nuts during a fight, it's just not kewl man.

big if true

Eating leaves from tall trees

I bet Windu exploited it to achieve his fame, that slimy up-to-no-good negro