>leans back in chair then sighs heavily
Leans back in chair then sighs heavily
GABAGOOL
My nephew...
Your brother Billy, whatever happened there...
>sighs heavily
BRAP
*rubs nose*
*sniff sniff*
*angrily glares*
>I mean...don't you love me?
Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.
Who was in the wrong here?
Tony for being an idiot and giving it away. If he didn't like it he should have just left it in his closet
This snake knew exactly what he was doing, and in the end he came out on top. Clever bastard.
>gets winded from eating
THE JACKEEEEET TONE
he was a genius pretending to be a retard that was pretending to be a genius
Baste
have you noticed how sexual offenders never meet their fate by the mafia in the show?
the early seasons are so comfy compared to the latter ones
My motha...
didnt he end up retiring shortly after this though
does anybody have the powerlevel tier list
daaa jakitttttttt
Nice
Was it autism?
i wish we had more time with richie "part of the gang" rather than antagonist right off the bat
literally perfect
This shit fucken writes itself--I could watch sopranos forever.
I wish they never had to finish it.
tfw cried a little (a lot), when i finished the show and read something about a possible movie then discovered that james gandolfini is dead
i might've been a bit drunk but i'd have probably cried anyway
man they had some stupid motivations for him and the up in the club fags
>Vito walks into the bing back office
>"Can you guys believe that asshole Drumpf won?!"
kek
You meant breathes heavy for entire series
chrishtopha
That was really a nice fucking Jacket.
I just got through the Kevin Finnerty episodes on rewatch 3 and they were much shorter and more straightforward than I remember. Maybe I was just a lot more easily impressed when I was younger but the whole sequence felt really simple and shallow? Dbh this whole rewatch has made the shortcomings of the show much more apparent and I no longer hold it in such high regard. Like, it's still my favorite show of all time but there are quite a few filler plotlines that go nowhere or are rehashes from previous seasons
not disagreeing but expand further on "but there are quite a few filler plotlines that go nowhere or are rehashes from previous seasons"
>all those seasons
>he still never fucked melfi
Not based
I watched it for the first time a few months ago and found at least 1/4 of the episodes to be filler. Most of it was good but some really just weak. The gambling addiction one for example was awful.
Tony, he should've just accepted
>DA JAAAAACCKKEEEET
Fun fact: The actor who played Richie Aprile was the original choice to play Tony, but the producers thought his look was too "on the money" for a gangster and they wanted someone who looked more like an average Joe so the public could identify with him
CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific
TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan
PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH
TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie
FURIO: in italy we do not read these things
CARMELA: what is that
TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
That decision was either a ploy or made after he said that
The gambling stuff was just a way to show how he was losing control with the New York shit, the gambling becomes highlighted in s5 when Tony B drives a wedge between Tony and New York and becomes a major problem as the New York problem is spiralling in s6
was he subtly spiting his father because he said never gamble?
I've seen people say that plays a part, its interesting stuff
Manson face intensifies
look i like soprano threads as much as the next guy but I've seen all these posts and replies in other threads. I think I'm gonna stop visiting these threads. seeya on the other side.
this fucking guy
Read it in their voices.
Fucken Furio
gabagoo
WHAT NEXT, HE GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!
Retardation
He wants to fuck her?
>stabs food over and over
>breathes heavily through his big dumb nose
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!
does the dream count
Based