LATE SHOW W/ COLBERT PRE-GAME THREAD 11:35 EST

>/pol/

We get it. You think trumps good.

Even the people on Trump’s side say the report doesn’t exonerate him and refuse to release it lmao

Can a non-burger get a quick rundown?
I wanna join the suicide watch.

>reddit
We get it, you think Trump's bad

C O P E

>implying /pol/ doesn't have the most redditors
lol

Trump shills think the mueller report not indicting a sitting president means trump did nothin wrong

Trump objectively did things that were questionable to say the least. Now they want a comedian to apologize. Essentially, cringe

you reek of newfaggotry, tourist.

C O P E

The big investigation into Trump's alleged "collusion" with Russia turned up absolutely nothing, with the lead investigator saying no one in the Trump campaign knowingly colluded with Russia, and recommending no indictments
This pretty much demolishes three years of liberal fever dreams about DRUMPF going down

i just wanna talk about movies

t. marched in a "protect mueller" protest

c o p e
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all this cope lol

This is incorrect, in case anyone actually cares. Shill away

>Trump shills think the mueller report not indicting a sitting president means trump did nothin wrong
The report literally addressed that.

there's no trump supporter on Yea Forums who came here before 2016. Stop projecting

You retards know it's all memes right? Colbert doesn't get mad or sperg out, he's literally never said the words DRUMPF for 2 SCOOPS. Please do count down and get excited for his "meltdown," then watch him make a few dumb jokes like he always does and interview Cameron Diaz or some celeb. Hopefully you'll learn life lesson.

>what is he going to do?
move onto the next lie. they were never on a mission to prove russian collusion. they were on a mission to destroy a president and a party that wasn't supposed to win. this is just a huge shot that missed. they have more in the chamber waiting to go. time to move onto the next lie

libshits are so consumed by Trump Derangement Syndrome that they're genuinely upset that the President of the US did NOT collude with Russians in the 2016 election.

They want it to be true so bad that they're actually upset that their President isn't the fucking boogeyman they've made him out to be these last 2 years. And of course, instead of some much-needed soul searching they just double down on their idiocy because their collective egos are far too huge to admit defeat

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>Record Status: Corrected

Trying this hard...

wrong thread then buddy

Trump was born here, tourist.

yikes and yikespilled

Then why are you in a thread about a television show?

You’ve haven’t seen the report lol. You’ve read what Barr said the report said.

Lefties on suicide watch.

Why cant leftards just admit when they're wrong instead of continuing to look lile fools? You people haven't been right about a single thing since Trump has been elected. I can't believe the amount of denial and hypocrisy lol. It's incredible.

Just accept that youre wrong. :)

SEETHING COPE :)

37 indictments
not exonerated
fuck off /pol/shitter

>nuahhhh uhhhhhh
cope

The media is trying to play the "old news" card with this one.
Look at how many of the fake news are basically come out with the retarded angle of:
>WOOOOW ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS? THIS HAPPENED ALL THE WAY BACK ON FRIDAY GET OVER IT ALREADY

this isn't about Trump you retard. there is a larger issue at play. this is about the govt working with the media to falsely accuse their political advisories of treason which is kind of a big deal. I don't care if you don't like Trump, but this investigation was an absolute fucking sham from the start. people uniroincally should be hung for putting the country through all this insane bullshit. and by people I mean (((journalists))) and CIA niggers.

just watch over-the-air

wrong board desu

Late night talk will now pivot the narrative to Mueller was working for the Trump admin all along and they are covering for him. He will then talk about how Mueller can't do his job and how congress will continue the investigation - since they're the side of "common sense" and "righteousness". It's the obvious avenue to take.

The butthurt on the news has been peak 10/10 lately.

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Keep telling yourself that, /r/the_donald, you aren't fooling anyone. This was obviously you're first election.

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>this level of butthurt

So last few weeks:

Incels butthurt over:
>Captain Marvel doing well
>James Gunn rehiring
>Trump recognizing Israeli control of Golan Heights
>Brexit collapsing

SJWs butthurt over:
>backlash over the abortion shit
>Mueller report
>Cortez Green Deal being widely mocked

Its been pleasurable time for me as someone who hates both

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he's palpably butthurt all the time

Here's what's gonna happen:

>he's gonna talk about how Mitch McConnell blocked the report's release
>he's gonna show Trump saying the report "totally exonerates" him and then cut to the quote where Barr says it doesn't exonerate him
>he's going to insinuate that Barr is corruptly helping Trump out

If you guys think there's gonna be some sort of meltdown you're in for a disappointment. Once the report comes out it'll be more interesting.

>i was only pretending
cope

seething television consumer

he ignores anything that doesn't make for snarky hate-baiting. there's always something else he can line up like avenatti or whatever trump & co were tweeting, or the various indictments which have nothing to do with collusion but occurred nonetheless.

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>Business ties with russia
Wow, who would've thought a billionaire would want to establish relations with other countries to make more money?!

Have sex

Were not talking about what Fox News and republicans attempted with benghazi

>um he wasn't guilty of this but he's PROBABLY guilty of something
lmao seething

You are already seeing the early rumblings of them turning on him. People are saying he was "compromised" or "a republican all along," the same people who were writing hagiographic children's books about him weeks ago

i hope trump executes colbert for treason. would be funniest thing that colbert was ever involved with

it would be really fun is some trump hating retardar decide that Mueller is wrong and to do justice in his own hand and kill Trump.
It would be crazy as fuck and really funny to see.

Disclaimer:
im not an american citizen, i never stepped a foot in the US and im not inciting anyone to kill the US president. Just saying it would be funny.

yeah, except you legally can't do that if you're running for president or in office

incel

Meh, trumps a failure. Whether or not he’s a traitor is irrelevant to me

Pussy

good job triggering these echo chamber faggots

lefties are too sõy to use a firearm properly

Bill Barr is a close mueller friend and intimately involved in the investigation. You really think he's lying about it?

apathetic nonvoter here
watching the libs shit themselves is pretty entertaining

lol ok tourist, keep searching for images

Trump has sex, why don't you?

Can't wait until Trump gets out of office and the next democratic president beheads him on national television for shaming the office of president

>youtube.com/watch?v=mlz3-OzcExI
eh, hillary wanted to take 100% credit for destroying libya until she suddenly didnt

Will he double down like the rest?

Personally I think he will move the goal posts

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COPE HARD.....HARD

yeah, except people actually died in Benghazi. what's Trump's crime, exactly?

Lol i bet you wish that would happen.

Have sex.

actually BTFO and seething

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H...he has a (R) in front of his nammmme :(

>.000000001 has been deposited into your account.

He's a fat old attention whore who's probably going to die on national television one way or another, be it assassination, execution, or heart attack. It'll be glorious to watch.

cute board-friendly buzzwords, tourist, got any more?

ZAMBLER GREMPF

No don't you get it user, he's cleared of collusion but NOT obstruction he's still guilty of obstructing a crime and it doesn't even matter anyhow you're jumping to conclusions they haven't even released the full report and if they don't release the full report it'll be because trump is guilty and Mueller is conspiring to protect and even then it doesn't matter because the real crime is real estate and financial trickery in new york. He's still guilty we'll find something even it takes another 18 months!

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the best part of the trump presidency is watching his followers going from "fuck yeah we nazis now" to "Hell yeah, we israeli neocon now"

lmao

watching hundreds of /pol/tards jump on anyone not stepping in line is hilarious. Holy shit. I thought they were happy, where is this damage control coming from?

israel is based tho

The funniest thing is the AG explicitly said the administration didn't obstruct the investigation, and they're still clinging to obstruction. It's over. He won, and the best part is, they handed him the win

>this is about the govt working with the media
GOP had all three branches
FOX news is MSM and were the ones pushing 'deep state' theory

the newly issued talking point is that mueller wanted congress to execute the ebil drumph and that the wicked wizard barr is blocking it all, so that's what he'll say.

>muh full report and underlying content

perpetual victim complex

I genuinely believe I'm better than all of you

the ONLY reason all the democrats are saying they need the full 440 page report is so they can cherry pick details that mueller investigated and take them out of context for more bullshit investigations in congress. They know their base doesn't care if Trump colluded or not, they hate him, and they want him gone, and they just want talking heads to tell them he did something wrong to justify it. Mueller already looked at all the details for two years and said there was no collusion, no obstruction of justice. That's all anyone needs to know. The reason the whole report isn't required to be released to the public is because it's not evidence, and the public is stupid.

if you are israeli, yes. Either way, you are digging your own grave.

what size gages do you wear

imagine the butthurt when Trump pardons everyone indicted because of the report

>t-t-t-tourist!!!
I heard you the first 3 times you said it. Is that all you can think of, you glow in the dark redditfugee?

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i'm smarter than you.

Is no one concerned Trump threatened journalists with death (via treason charges)? that's straight up dictator talk

oh look, a terrible attempt at a meme image. what a surprise.

>37 indictments
Almost all of them Russian shills being charged for posting memes on facebook.

Almost all of the americans getting charged with shit are being charged with process crimes, ie lying to congress or the FBI - not actually crimes, and nothing to do with the alleged collusion.

Keep coping. The behavior of Trump and Russian intelligence is perfectly explicable without resorting to conspiracy theories about the two working together to destroy America.

no, most journalists should be killed.

Lmao looks like you hit a nerve

what a bitch

im concerned it hasn't happened yet. the media is the enemy of the people. i would love to see a few "journalists" pay the price for their intentional misleading of the people

not just journos, but members of congress

nobody cares, centristcel

Haha stay mad, COPE boy. Not tired of being wrong, yet?

itt: hyperventilating tranny

>meme image
that's right fellow 4channers! I only post the highest quality meme image macros!

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Why cant leftards just admit when theyre wrong??

Tell me three reasons why journalists shouldn’t be exterminated en masse.

I'm still better

Colbert is a lucky troll, his whole show is predicated on Trump being president. I wish I was him Tbh.

100 percent chance your're an electionfag

>Trump is immortal dumb libtards your so ignorant! Mommy, when is rex coming back from his trip to the farm?

>the media is the enemy of the people
imagine being this much of a bootlicker. Freedom of the Press is in the Bill of Rights. the Founding Fathers realized there needed to be an institutions and checks in place to keep the government from running wild on its citizens

Thanks Snopes! I trust everything you say

>Na na na na NOoo TRUMP IS BAD, y do u like himz so much! REE MY TENDIES
So much SEETHING in this one

That's right. Don't trust the list of sources at the bottom of every snopes page, trust the random infographic or twitter user instead.

Why are you guys so bad with memes?

yeah, its called the uni-party you dumb nigger. there is not left right dichotomy any more. you're either part of the establishment, or you're not. you're either pro-America, pro national sovereignty, or you're a rootless cosmopolitan globalist blood sucker. those are your two options. pick one.

how does /pol/ rationalize Trump sucking Israeli dick?

The marxist media hates our founding fathers and the bill of rights tho

Good, Freedom of Press is not Freedom of Propaganda

The purpose of the Russia thing is to gin Democratic voters into a genocidal fury against White Russians because the military industrial complex wants to loot Russia like it did under the Clinton administration. The talking heads on television know very well that Trump is owned by israel, not Russia, because they are owned by israel as well. In the real world, Trump has stiffened sanctions against Russia, threatened Germany with state-level violence if it builds additional pipelines for Russian gas, funneled billions of dollars worth of heavy weapons to prop up the jewish occupational government in Ukraine set up by Obama's State Department, threatening Turkey over the purchase of Russian military equipment, and is actively trying to subvert and depose quasi Russian satellites in Venezuela, Syria, and Iran.

Going any hard against Russia is basically tanks in 50 -- which is where virtually every low-information democratic voter is at. And that is exactly where the MIC (and Trump) wants them.

freedom of the press does not extend to the freedom to lie, intentionally mislead the public, and influence elections by spreading disinformation and favoring certain candidates. fuck off

Why watch the shitty late night shows ever?

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good

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They have to wait until old memes come through there facebook feeds.

yikes and copepilled

>meme image
You gotta go back.

Sources? Meaning other propaganda sites? Lol ok

Same way libtards rationalized it

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The Democrats have better memes. Republicans are all old farts while the Democrats have young politicians like AOC.

>s-s-stop posting the mean memes!

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freedom of the press doesnt mean freedom from consequence

we don't have a free press you clown. we have six international jew companies pumping out CIA propaganda. kys.

>lowered my taxes
>killed individual mandate
>avoided WW3 with Russia by not instituting a no-fly-zone over Syria
best President of the last 50 years easily

I have better chinese cartoons then you.

The Democrats have criticized Israel and yet /pol/ hates them. /pol/ has no principles.

>AOC
>young

Have sex

Israeli's themselves hated obama and called him anti-Israeli

Meanwhile trump is BELOVED over there

rly makes me think

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>haha g..got em'

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Still though, you would think normies had a few friends that were knowledgeable about memes but they're just completely inept. You'd think they could find one meme master that could show them what makes a good meme and what makes a cringe one

this

vote leftist if you hate Israel. Not even for Americans. It's true everywhere.

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Name some websites that snopes links to that are propaganda.

Snopes is biased as fuck. You can even tell by its phraseology. It's reads like it's one "...and that's a good thing!" away from being a buzzfeed article.

investors.com/politics/editorials/fact-checkers-big-media/

Trump killed the media. He could sit on his ass for the next 6 years and he'd go down as one of the greatest presidents ever for that alone.

Yet dems are willing to save a murderers life before an unborn child.

No they haven't, Democrats are owned by jews

>literally Hitler
>beloved

Really makes you think

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Democrats are controlled by jews too fagola they’re just in the pocket of the marxist ones

>facts that don't fit my worldview and preconceived notions are propaganda
ok, pal

>redditspacing

All of them

All left wing politicians are owned by jews

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is anybody going to stream Colbert for us? I remember when there used to be a vlc streamfag for every Yea Forums gathering

I don't have a television and capture card so I can't do it

Is that your example of a high quality right wing meme? Good one, Jebbediah.

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I did a couple of times

they only criticize Israel for bombing brown people, like I'm supposed to give a fuck. let me know when the bring up the bombing of the USS Liberty.

Just look at this fucking thing, seriously. It looks like something an 8th grader cobbled together on his lunch break and that's supposed to be the thing that btfo's a conservative in an online argument? "Here look at this child with a maga hat on, that's you"? I'm offended at the lack of skill and effort whomever made that reaction image utilized, frankly its offensive to anyone who has been on Yea Forums long enough to appreciate a well put together meme

You're right in concept except the fact that media has become hyper partisan so there is a complete lack of accountability. For almost 3 years trump russian collusion has been the main story but what accountability was there for every incorrect story, every lie. What about Kavanaugh and stories played as fact that came 3rd hand from people that had no verification or claims he was responsible for women being gang raped by 20 men a night? Isn't it weird how all these errors trend in one direction. If it was just a factor of competence you'd except journalists to get things wrong on both sides of the fence but it only goes one way. The only people journalists have to blame for the complete implosion of trust of their profession is them, for turning into petty political activists who actively lie to the public.

Styxhexenhammer666 taught me that Snopes constantly lies by omission. I haven't bothered to check it out myself, but I believe it.

>haha g..got em'

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They probably all do it. But politifact might be the worst

investors.com/politics/editorials/fact-checkers-big-media/

thefederalist.com/2016/12/29/politifact-slants-truth-ratings-republicans/?fbclid=IwAR1ykTN5bX4s79jeFjRVcJDgeE-c9SNUoenttZyTx5SwITQ2a-KQ3YGZbDQ

All US politicians are owned by Israel, look what happened when one stepped out of line and said it seemed kinda strange that AIPAC has so much influence in the US.

nope. now blow my fat white dick, you faggot.

Shut the fuck up you fucking parasite
>hurr goy, our leftist jews subvert your nations, hust ignore that and remember Israel is your based ally against Muslims although Israel is allied with Egypt, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia

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>THE REPORT HASNT BEEN RELEASED YET
>BARR IS A TRUMP STOOGE

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>facts
As per the liberal couple with a cat website?

>defending snopes
jesus christ

Roses are red
Grass is green
Everybody knows

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Cope Sex

Leftard yesterday
>I love jews

Leftard today
>d..dont you care that Trump likes Israel :(

Hahahahahahaha

You can't exonerate someone who was never charged with something you morons. There were just baseless accusations. So there's nothing to exonerate. If charges were actually pursued THEN there would be something to exonerate. But it's all just in people's imaginations

Did people REALLY believe Trump was guilty? How fucking embarrassing.

but I feel that trump did something wrong

pictures like this and their anti-left variants should be posted together, side by side, to show how embarrassing our civilization has become.

they can't admit they were wrong they are the last bastion of truth and integrity obviously

Liberals did because they're impressionable retard who have been lied to about Trump since he announced his run for Presidency and fucked up the ultimate Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich election of Bush vs Clinton

TWO SCOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which is why he handed over all his businesses to his sons before taking office. God you libtards are so pathetic.

Ooh I'm stealing that one.