"S-so...."

COPE

incel

>obstructing an investigation of a crime that didn't happen based on falsified evidence
absolutely kafkaesque

This is what pure, uncut C O P E in a post looks like, boys.

only youre embarassed
who cares what the elites think anyways
the people are with donald

>i-i d-d-d-din't wan drumpf imbeasched in da firs pwace

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You can make fun of him without being utterly fucking obsessed with him

yo drumpfy...the pee pee tapes...hand em over...

christ, how many colbert threads do you magapedes need?

two

Exactly, to be exonerated implies he was charged with a crime in the first place.

>me and brady's sixth ring

>I was just joking guize!!1111!!!
>I WASNT SERIOUS ABOUT MY CLAIMS
cope

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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The entire website :^)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No collusion doesn't mean exoneration. Trump is a tax cheat and is beyond corrupt.

colbertposting is a Yea Forums staple. kys newfag.

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I'm sure there will be more arrests but you probably won't be happy about it

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IT WAS HER TURN BLORMPHF

TOO SKEWBS!!

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nah it was always a forced meme

I wanna fuck you

fornicate

>
seething magapedes

>anything I don't like is a forced meme

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BASED

Why would we be seething? We're winning. Every day.

Don’t give it (you)’s that’s all it’s after.

cope more

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has he killed himself yet?

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former trump supporter here
its fun watching him crash and burn but we cant let him get is hands on another scoop

>Seething
I’m not even a “magapede” and even I think you’re a joke. Just give it up.

memes forced by crossboarders are forced memes, /pol/turd

Why is everyone spamming "cope" now? When did this start?

Does the audience know when to clap and no when to laugh?

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>im going to mass reply everyone to show everyone how im not a coping cuck heh checkmate blormphf

the people who spent the last two years and invested all their hatred and hope for a no trump presidency just got btfo again.

they are beyond anger at this point. they are just sad souls who have to cope with the reality

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People are going to mock him for being wrong but being right or wrong isn't even the issue here. The issue is, he cares about this country and wanted to make sure our president wasn't corrupted.

Now that its all over though, I hope republicans will act like adults and forgive and forget.

Cringe and boomerpilled

>guilty until proven innocent
I hate democrats really

DDDDDRRRRRRRRRUUUMMMMPPPPPPFPFFFFFPFFF

Guilty after proven innocent

>Now that its all over though, I hope republicans will act like adults and forgive and forget.

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None of the arrests had to do with "Russian collusion" you stupid delusional fuck

how's that wall going?
how are those deportations going?
how are those low to middle class tax breaks going?
how's that mars mission going?
how are those industry renaissances going?
how are those second amendment rights going?
so. much. winning.

>proven obstruction
>innocent

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You’re right, we need to go much farther than Trump is going.

how did he obstruct? honest question

>I hope republicans will act like adults and forgive and forget.
>yeah we tried to depose you with lies
>please forgive us now

>avenati
this guy just got caught trying to extort nike

There are actually already barriers and road checkpoints in place at the border. I personally think that those should be gotten rid of.

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Honestly all liberals should be lined up in a row and executed one by one. But since that won't happen we can just laugh at them for now.

He doesn't care about the country, he's a sellout and a mouth piece for the elite

Better than it would have under Bernie Bernout

Oh wow that is absolutely psychotic...deranged much?

It would be more efficient to kill an entire chamber at once

>left vs right mentality
golly I wonder (((who))) benefits most with these made up stories that each side pushes against each other

keep fighting goys

have sex

This. It was her turn.

TWO L's IN MUELLER!!! TWO SCOOPS!!!

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>proven
>can't exonerate or indite
>AG clears him
cope

Efficiency is not the issue here, it's sending a message.

Not really, enemies of the state deserve as much, considering falsely accusing the president of collusion on such a massive scale and being wrong is treason.

bump uglies (in your case the ugliest of uglies)

I learned it from your public schools.

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>Trump isn't allowed to gloat after we spent two years lying and deceiving half the country against him

Psychos kill for thrills, not political reasons

exactly, wheres my free shit?

>le enlightened centrist
Right values are inherently more morally correct.

I like the fact that for felonies there is no such thing as a statute of limitations and Hillary Clinton and those connected to her can be prosecuted anytime in the future.

2 scoops was and always will be a Yea Forums meme. fuck off you revisionist nigger.

Deranged psychotics are the ones wearing pussy hats and falling for the russian collusion conspiracy theory

formerly colluded

this

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This

the post you are quoting is talking about Trump, brainlets

But not always

>golly I wonder (((who))) benefits most with these made up stories that each side pushes against each other
the side who gets caught lying less?

He didn't say anything about centrism, retard. He was referring to the pitting of countryman against countryman over insignificant 'moral' issues. The ruskies, Chinese, and (((other groups))) benefit most from Americans being split up and divided.

>wow that is absolutely psychotic...deranged much?

absolutely, and its exactly what they deserve

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>WHAT NO STOP AGREEING WITH ME

Whatever fag

YOUR TIME IS UP

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>who benefits most
The other side at any given time and the media?
The absolute state of /pol/ where the easiest answers are turned into conspiracies.

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this is getting real pathetic even for your kind.

>YOUR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MY TIME IS NOW

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We don't need proof to know that Trump worked with the Russians. We know that it's true because WE ARE NOT BLIND. Go back to /pol/.

laughin at your destruction and meme understanding of the situation

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WOOP WOOP

Why would he seek unity from a party hellbent on destroying him?

It's not like they are extending an olive branch.

Funny, the first thing the Democrats did after the letter came out, was say more investigations.

>talk endlessly about a nonexistent criminal accusation for the past 2 years without pausing to think that if you are actually being biased on the issue
>"I hope republicans will act like adults and forgive and forget"

He didn't. The claim was made based on him tweeting about possible pardons. 1. There wasn't a single request by the Special Counsel that was denied, nor was the investigation interfered with. 2. If the investigation found no evidence of a crime, which was the finding, then there was no justice to obstruct.

neat, elizabeth "99.91% white" warren is on colbert

>this is what the /pol/tard says to express misunderstanding

>seek unity with your enemies right after they spent several years trying to send you to a federal rape dungeon over what turned out to be a conspiracy theory
These people have no fucking shame, I hope he uses this opportunity to get back at all these slimeballs like Comey, Schiff and Nadler.

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>pausing to think that if you are
>republican education
And in what universe was the investigation not warranted? they got what, 30 convictions out of it? I'm glad Trump apparently didn't collude with a hostile foreign entity, but he sure as shit is surrounded by people who did.

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Thats a triple yikes from me, senpai
lmao the mass reply. How will incels ever recover?

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>this thread

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Not a single person was charged in relation to russian collusion in the slightest you disingenuous fuck, how dare you post Cillian with such a garbage post.

any streams?

>heh I see you made a typo I guess you lose try again next time buddy
exsanguinate yourself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Here is a nice one senpai

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>w-we didn't really want to keep drawing this out to use as fodder for the next election
top kek

>Nothing in Mueller report
>CPL is probably going to prison
>SPLC president had to step down foe being racist and sexist
>Jews and Kebabs getting ready to bomb each other some more in Gaza
>Former CIA chief John O. Brennan Crying
>HRC Emails released
>child porn extradition doj
>Court docs announce NXIVM leader was a pedophile and produced child porn
>Avenatti arrested
>Allison Mack in news again
>Rachel Chandler in news again
>New Zealand shooting FF
>Mark Geragos fired and is going to jail with Avenati for the same wire fraud and was the lawywer on the NXIVM Case.
>Nunes suing Twitter
>FISA warrant will be declassified
>Barr saying journalists will be arrested as a "last resort"
>Trump saying treason was committed and that the deep state has done evil things
>Sarah Huckabee Sanders saying committing treason could lead to death penalty.

youtube.com/watch?v=EmWj2dL0SLc

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>The Muller report doesn't reveal any evidence to Russian collusion...and that's a good thing

ya 37 arrest on people trying to plant false shit like liberals u dumb ass

>FINE! I DIDN'T WANT HIM IMPEACHED ANYWAY! BAKA
wew lad

4 more years

I don't want to believe something like this is real, but it is.
Really makes you think sometimes.

no it isn't i was there when it was forced and everyone hated it

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If dubs you will commit suicide this week.
(I sure hope this works)

>literal unironic cope

th-thanks

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The salt and tears from no collusion are almost as good as Election Day.

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the thinnest skins are in the left side, silly

>most democrats don't want an impeachment

hasn't that been their slogan since inauguration?

AWWW COLBY U BEEN CRYIN

I am not American and ESL, but I can still see the "accusations" you heaped onto Drumpf for the past 2 years has no basis and made on pure bias.

>I'm glad Trump apparently didn't collude with a hostile foreign entity, but he sure as shit is surrounded by people who did.

just fucking stop

>more important battles
Yeah, like more investigations and having to reign in the hyper lefty wing of their party.

you got anymore of them race cards?

is this where i think it is? it look so great!

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>free to move on to more important battles

Isn't the ultimate goal to impeach Trump? How are they going to achieve this without ground breaking evidence as hard hitting as the Mueller report?

Still, I haven't felt this excited since the inauguration.

>how's that wall going?
Would go faster if congress wasn't full of shit heads.
>how are those deportations going?
All time high.
>how are those low to middle class tax breaks going?
Pretty good. Did you not get a refund last year?
>how are those industry renaissances going?
My small business grew 500% in the past year. Thanks for asking.
>how are those second amendment rights going?
Pretty damn good given the current mix of the Supreme Court and the ongoing trend in state gun laws across the country rolling in our favor.

Thanks for asking fren.

>he called the witch hunt a witch hunt
>he made a joke during a rally asking Putin to find Hillary’s emails
when you’re sense of humor consists of relentless bullying and trump still shows you all for the pack of lying cowards you really are
These are truly great times.

youtube.com/watch?v=KKny_ia8Fvo

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But Shane won in the end you stupid faggots

holy shit that opening

Yea Forums BTFO

I mean, everyone SHOULD be happy that the president did not collude with Russia, but this is a really retarded headline

Wrong, retard. There were 36 indictments. 26 were Russians that hacked Hillary's e-mail server and used social media to try influencing the election. The other 10 indictments were either related to personal crimes or making false statements. No one has been charged with any crimes related to colluding with Russia.

LMAO WHERE ARE ALL THE I'M WITH HER SHIRTS THESE DAYS

SOME AFRICAN KIDS WITH EBOLA ROCKIN THAT SHILLDAWG SWAG

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Conspiracies belong on /x/

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>seething
>at a clear cut victory
Tell me, user. Was Babe Ruth angry whenever he knocked the ball right out of the fucking park?

can I lubricate your anus with your own fresh hot salty tears before I ram my manhood inside?

what happened?

>Pretty good. Did you not get a refund last year?
these trustfund faggots dont know shit about tax refunds lmao

The Brotherhood stands strong.

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Funny shit. Am I completely out of line for thinking they've fucked their constituency by training them on bad ideas that leave them humiliated after years? I know bias is unavoidable but I really do feel this is my centrist opinion.

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Why would anyone want Trump to be a Russian spy or whatever? That would be terrible if true.

>if he’s not a Russian asset why does he say nice things about Putin
Holy shit the cope

Honestly, doesn't matter even more then? Imagine the whole harrison ford fugitive scenario. They want to investigate harrison for the murder. He runs around screaming the one-armed man, he didn't do it, they got the wrong guy, all at jazz. Then it turns out, his wife is alive. No one killed her. How is that not disruptive? Why not just co-operate if you're innocent and not make shit up?

Steve you should leave this place before the red pill takes hold.

At a guess, Stephen "Raisin Bran" Colbert started crying because the Russia narrative is now permanently labelled a massive waste of the FBI's time.

based, please help Yea Forums next, the trannies grow weak on that board but we still need outside help to rid them once and for all.

>now he’s talking about Santa

AAAAAAAAAHHHH I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY SHOOOOWWWWWWW
TWO MUELLER INVESTIGATIONS BLOOOOMMPPPPPFFHHH

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lmao this nigger is doubling down, not even surprised

>haha, yeah, it was all a big ruse
>
>
>;_;

Wait, is Colbert on? Where are you guys watching him? On TV!?!?!

Is mining DNC tears on Yea Forums an antisocial habit?

politico.com/amp/story/2019/03/25/trump-obamacare-justice-department-1236116

Imagine being a democrat right now

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>I’m sorry... your a terrible president
Wow you really got him with that comedy gold Colbert

i always search for plebbit tv streams. one of the few things it's good for

"I'm sorry... that YOURE A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT"

BOOM EAT SHIT MAGAPEDES

>P-please Mr Dru- I mean Mr Trump, don't bully us please...

>watching him?
SHIGGY

Ha, Santa was also mentioned on The Daily Show. Kooky coincidence.

Unironically why don't they just shoot him? How has there not been a real attempt? It makes me think the country is a bunch of pussies and Presidential assassination has been consolidated since before 1960

>69
nice
Trump 2020
#MAGA

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these people are like ww1 generals, just one more frontal assault will win the day

An anti-socialist habit

Even if I was a raving squirming leftist I couldn’t sit through this garbage four days a week holy shit

C O P E

Have sex.

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How many of those arrests were related to russian collusion again? Oh yea, '0'.

This whole Russia thing was one of the most orwellian disgusting things I've ever seen the msm do, you do not deserve to be forgiven. Hopefully the trust in the media has been damaged enough that no one with a brain will ever trust them again. You're traitors to Western society.

God this sucks

No, fuck that last bit. Democrats deserve to have their nose rubbed in this for 2.5 years. That's how long they used this conspiracy theory to obstruct Trump and try to de-legitimize him and the media helped every step of the way. Maybe if Democrats want to apologize for being shitheads first and let Trump act on his agenda forgive and forget will be considered.

He looks fat and gay..lmao

>Hopefully the trust in the media has been damaged enough that no one with a brain will ever trust them again
That already happened. Problem is the brainwashing is so thorough that they'll just move right on to the next outrage.

holy crap this is supposed to be a comedy show?

>20 minute monologue
>100% trump
How does he do it lads?

Partisan politics helps the parties, not the people. If you don't see this then you are completely indoctrinated.

twitter.com/TerryMoran/status/1110010116361932800

Is Terry Moran secretly redpilled?
He's been shitting on democrats the whole week even in his own twitter feed.

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Will 'they'? Because I'm pretty sure the brainwashing is that the media can convince people what the country believes even when nobody believes it. The 'dialectic' is run by a bunch of loudmouths, do we have any material proof that the average person doesn't find this all totally despicable?

This should never be forgotten, they may give some dishonest apologies but you must remember these people really would be happy if we were all killed or living in a literal 1:1 1984.

>Brainwashing is too thorough.

Yeah I spoke with my parents today about this and after about 5 minutes my mom was seeing reasoning. I got her to just admit she doesn't like Trump but that this Russia stuff was probably BS. Dad is a total lost cause after watching nothing but MSNBC and CNN for 2 years though.

>even if he was falsely accused
>he only has himself to blame
I’m sure you say that to rape victims Steven

They don't deserve forgiveness

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The fact that people still watch these shows is proof.
Hell, the fact that anyone in this thread is watching is sad enough.

No one ever fucking trusted them. People only started acting like they were good after Trump attacked them. They've always had a terrible reputation, it's amazing that they've been able to make people forget that.

It's a lot harder for the media to control the (((narrative))) nowadays. Registered Democrats are the only people who believed the shit they were pushing about collusion.

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Television ratings are plummeting. People watch, but do they obey? This whole thread is full of viewers watching to laugh.

boomers love the media. they dont understand new media or any of that shit. my dad isnt even a hardcore lefty but refuses to watch anything but CNN, even when he admits they've been wrong countless times.

Dammit I miss the Colbert Report so much. Such a shame to see him turn mainstream.

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You never know. Before Trump the right was well and fully cucked aside from their impressively tempered hatred for Obama.

man this is the easiest time in history to bait people

I'm sure this would still be their thinking if they had won

Literally cartman from that ginger episode

I agree

Imagine him playing a Trump supporter. Would've been gold.

Colbert gave up more there than most news networks today. They simply doubled down on everything.

I wonder what their next talking point is going to be after the full report releases and there's nothing there.

drumpf got dunked on

>h..he wasn't exonerratedssszz..

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That's true, and it's very easy to argue that Trump has been a humiliation that should leave conservatives destroyed. I'll admit it's reminded me conservatives are goofy retards as well. I'm going to be pissed if Trump wins in 2020 because I'm actually sick of this era. Come on lets speed it up, I want to see what's next.

>George Papadopoulos wasn't a thing

the mainstream media blows things out of proportion and that needs to stop. It all feels like this competitive misdirect. Who can run with a story that has no beats to it for longer. But....it gets ratings, right? We need to get back to reporting news, but we clearly have an issue if you're calling the russia thing orwellian. There wasn't a connection to Trump and russia. There was a connection to Papadopoulos and Russia. If Papadopoulos was completely full of shit, then fine, he was lying, but lets report the facts, so we don't even up with the people you're ragging on, or people like you.

Based

He was always a piece of shit. John wasn't as bad I guess but he was full of shit too and helped start all of this comedy late night propaganda crap.

He's taking this well.

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They'll just piss and moan about whatever Trump tweeted that day.

>Trump is provably Moscow's candidate
>Moscow provably ran disinformation and social manipulation campaigns to bolster Trump's chances of winning
>Trump has a provable history of business dealings with Russian oligarchs linked directly to the Kremlin in businesses he purposely has not divested himself of while in office
>lol dey no find email say "Putin halp plox" so libshit conspiriturds r
rong bout eerthing 5ever XD
I'd rather be wrong about active collusion than be a literal cog of the Russian government's attempt to destroy our democracy just so I can pretend to have the moral and/or intellectual high ground.

Seems like it's so obvious, but he was exonerated (although he never even committed any crime). How's that cognitive dissonance going?

Enjoy this free (you).

>Now hold on guys. Ladies, gentilemen and others... hold on old on hold hold holdon... I know this looks bad. I know we all may have made some mistakes. I know we all did some things we're not proud of and said some things we all wish we could take back, but BUT it's important we move forward as a nation and walk together to a brighter future hand in hand and put this all behind us you know?
No, fuck off. You've been doing this shit since before Nixon and it's high time you faggots get some actual standing consequences for your shit because you're going to keep doing it again and again and again like you always do you slimy little parasite.

Wow he really gained a lot of years didn't he.

what a zinger! how will the alt right incels EVER recover?!

Sounds similar to my parents, albeit my dad was more of a pro-union democrat than a commie/socialist. Sorta boosted his ego for a few months, and then gave him pick related for his birthday. He read it, and voted straight republican in the midterms. In other words, I do think it's more
>I got her to just admit she doesn't like Trump
through propaganda and social programming, than disagreement with a free and open market. It doesn't help that liberal politicians and the media paint themselves as the "little guy" against big business/banks, when in reality every major bank, conglomerate, company, and media organization is liberal.

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Except Papadopoulos didnt go to jail for colluding with russia. No one did.

>exonerating someone not even charged with a crime
>obstructing justice for a crime that doesn't exist

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Dilate

> “If Trump is not working with the Russians, then what the hell is wrong with him?” Colbert asked. “If they don’t have anything on him, why does he keep saying nice things about Vladimir Putin?”

> Colbert then went into a series of comparisons for the situation, ranging from “The Manchurian Candidate” to “Lost” to “Seinfeld.”

COPE

gently caress

"No collusion" from Mueller (the man libfags have for years been promising would get Trump impeached) >>>>> your butthurt and denial

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I wish Mueller and the media just published a web of Trump connections. Hell, I might be stupid, maybe that's what they did.

Was he really crying?

>missing the point this hard

yup....and this is why we need better education and therapy too, cause news reporting facts doesn't matter if peoples reaction to facts is get defensive like this.

>got proven wrong
>libshills: "dude we were just joking the entire time haha it's called banter don't take it seriously..."

Winning over you trannies feels way too good.

Women are all the same. You'll start talking reason to them and they agree but they just resort on back to liberal politics because, in their own words, "it's what feels good." It is not a fucking meme, they follow their feels, and if the man of the house isn't strongly dictating the politics of it they're just going to revert on back to the liberal cog dutifully.

So have they made up their minds yet? Is Drumpf a moron or a genius?

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Can't fully agree with you here, because I grow excited to see Trump's wrath get some actual teeth. Will the game change.... bigly? Has me on the edge of my seat.

Goddamn that's embarrassing. It's more scary that I bet people cheered him for saying that
>Wow so brave and so stunning!
>He wouldn't back down, how courageous!
>See!?!? We were right all along!
Video very related:
youtube.com/watch?v=RCVBEE1SfXI

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He was so good. Even before he sold out for cheap trump obsession money his show was pretty bad and unfunny. I even went to one in the studio audience. He was still funny when talking to the crowd off-air though.

What does that book say? I've been flooded with lib guesses so I'm looking for a literary push back in the right direction.

Really sad to see people lose their mind like this retard. The only thing he's not cleared of are obstruction charges because of tweets, nothing to do with collusion and no one was arrested for collusion and the AG already cleared him of those charges. It's over for your wacky conspiracy theory. The fact that you misinterpreted what is happening so badly shows you are either a troll or a massive retard.

>Get back to reporting the news

There is no going back from this, the msm was never about honest journalism or reporting it's about social engineering, it's all propaganda, if the news was honest it would be illegal.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo

>A """Common Sense""" guide to the Economy

jesus christ you can't be more blatant than this with the indoctrination

>Spend the first half of your show attacking trump and making no admission of fault for pushing the collusion narrative
>Interview Elizabeth Warren right after

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I'll be happy with a Trump 2020 win if it provides meaningful content. I'm afraid it might be another four years of painful filibustering and pointless schizophrenia. That being said a liberal win would produce a lot of annoying useless media and would probably just be taken as a free pass to do anything.

I'm sorry that 13% of the population commits over 50% of all violent crimes

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Hillary Clinton sold uranium to Russia for billions of dollars which she probably spent funding her campaign. Why do you ignore this actual evidence instead of hearsay and innuendo?

literally crawling in their skin, their wounds they cannot heal

mueller said that because he left the decision to barr and rosenstein.

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Okay retarded /pol/cucks gimme a quick rundown on what the fuck is going on.

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It's a bummer because Trump is supposed to be a pretty nice guy. Had a cousin who interned with Trump Entertainment Resorts, Inc in the mid-2000s while he was at NYU. Met him twice, and had nothing but nice things to say. I think alot of people forget about Wolman Rink, nowadays.

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Two

Scoops

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What does it say? 'Keep money good. Spend on blacks bad'

>tfw looking up the comments on that post

top kek

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I really don't want to buy into "liberals are NPCs", but goddamn. They saw in front of their eyes how 3 years of Russia scaremongering was bullshit and never had any grounding in reality, but they continue to have full trust in the Clapistan media.

Blumph!

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The Democrats literally own 90% of the media.

The Democrat conspiracy theory/fantasy of Russian collusion was officially BTFO.

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>liberal retards are doubling down

I love seeing them lose, it comes so naturally to them.

Barr lied in his summary knowing that the report will eventually be released.
Mueller is also sitting back allowing Barr to lie and refuses to issue any statements.

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>strawman
>actual conspiracy theory about something any secretary of state would be doing that has nothing to do with her personal wealth
If Hillary was in bed with the Russians, why did they tank her campaign with the email bonanza?

Have masturbation.

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Can you explain more?

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wow

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It's a Basic econ "textbook" by Stanford Professor Thomas Sowell (look him up). I say textbook because it's used in supplemental context usually, since there are no graphs - i.e. it's a very, very comprehensive introduction but without formulas. It's usually cited as a quintessential book for intro to pro-capitalism/liberterianism/economics. Top notch - look it up if you don't believe me. Very well known book.

his lawyers have lawyers, so he's got some smart people working for him, this is the work of geniuses. Calling Trump a genius though? That'd be like calling Kennedy a genius for getting us to the moon, he just said go there, other people figured out how.

>Barr lied in his summary knowing that the report will eventually be released.
lied about what

It's fairly obvious that this nation for over 30+ years has run on petty politics. It was same during Obaba and Dubya with the right and left respectively grasping at straws to attack and demonize each president, regardless of if they were actually doing anything wrong. Drumpf will be no different, and this is the way it will be from now on. Personally, Washington could be vaporized tomorrow and I wouldn't bat an eye.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qjUvfZj-Fm0
For all seething leftycucks

Hes a great example of great writers not getting paid enough

The Stanford Professor who wrote this, Thomas Sowell, is black.....

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LMFAO patrician bait. Have fun collecting those (you)s

Mutilate genital

It's clear that even today Trump is very friendly with people who are civil to him. He's even pretty light hearted with the media which is a hard thing to do in his shoes.

Literal NPC

>/pol still defending trump in 2019 despite being a proven sex offender

When are you incels going to grow up and realize rape isn't funny

Cringe desu

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You forgot to mention that Barr wasn't the only one who came up with the decision. Rosenstein, the guy who choose Mueller and was protected by Congress so Trump wouldn't sack him, also said no obstruction.

>why did they tank her campaign with the email bonanza?
Citation needed

Why doesn't anyone investigate Saudi collusion?

>here's how bernie can still win

yikes & lowt'd

This is like the real life version of the ">leftist memes" meme

Imagine wasting an entire two years of your life rotting your brain with media propaganda telling you the president of the United States was a Russian agent. Can you even fathom how fucking worthless the lives of anyone who believed this can possibly be?

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Dilate.

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Not at all. As someone who's read it, I'd probably say around 80% is basic economics with no graphs (i.e. everything but formulas). 20% at the end of each chapter is him explaining what happens when you fuck with the economic systems for political gain (ex. Rent control caused the housing crisis in NYC). Heavy in citations, and thus it can be a bit dry at times, but obviously it's important for an objective understanding.

Yeah and also barr + mueller are both friends. The idea that Barr is trying to fuck over Mueller makes no sense and if somehow he was then Mueller would just issue a statement. He did it when Buzzfeed was pushing that fake story a month ago.

Ultimately it's all manipulation to keep us divided fighting amongst ourselves, if people really knew what was going on. It's the same everywhere though.

Stephen always invites his friends over for a chat when he doesn't get his way.

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This cope, imagine being so invested in a wacko conspiracy theory. They are worse than flat earthers

111941959
not even worth a (you) lmao

Obviously 'due diligence' and 'justice' are a meme, are you fucking new? People have been going apeshit over party lines forever, what's the sudden acting like they haven't been until now? Nobody gives a fuck, it's a mess.
Now what I want you to tell me is if I should be having this last drink at 12:12 AM when I work at 6.

Elizabeth Warren should've stayed young and hot. Nobody gives a shit about the demented version of her.

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>Thomas Sowell

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Mueller report came up empty handed, conclusion of no collusion. Something tells me you're not here to admit you're wrong, though. Unless you accept wyat I just said, any other statement is invalid :)

What you're seeing is massive damage control SEETHING COPE by the left. They just can't stand being wrong.

I'm afraid it'll be very hard to upstage Trump in the modern era

This is legitimately bad. Some of those things are 100% true. What African nation would anyone like to live in knowing that the homicide rate, aids rate, and just general safety are uhh.. suspect.

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Most people are NPCs, so bathed in the propaganda spewing from the tube that they can't imagine thinking differently.

Seth Rich leaked the emails, hence WikiLEAKs

can you imagine we've been getting astroturfed by these conspiracy theorists since 2016? the whole internet has, but them doing it here of all places is what made me hate them

REMEMBER TO DOWNVOTE

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_7wPf9geSM

>that astrologer segment in the middle

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You know what makes it easy to not want Trump out of office? All you have to do is nothing, because it's not happening. You're welcome to win the election, but I literally don't have to argue, I can just fuck off and leave and you're wrong without me even saying anything. And i don't even give a fuck.

>hot
you got some pretty easy standards babe

The shithole thing was really fun.

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Ah you know what is 13% but also 50%. But do you know what is 2% but also 10%?

Why the answer of course is the over-representation of blacks in Canada's prisons as well friend!

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>Mueller would issue a statement like with the buzzfeed article

I'm glad this happened because it's given me a bulletproof rebuttal to anyone saying Barr is lying.

Nigga I don't give a shit about anything related to politics I just wanted to know what is going on and why both /pol/ and Yea Forums are having a meltdown.

Hannah Gadsby has let herself go.

If (((someone))) didn't want trump in office, why didn't some convenient evidence show up, implicating him as guilty? Don't (((they))) have that kind of pull?

lol

>American """""comedy"""""

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What like Yang Gang?

>he hasn't realized that all of this is just a diversion created by (((them))) to keep us ignorant to what's really going on

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>Comments

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Nah the election we were in underdog mode. Winning was unexpected and glorious. This feels like we were the favorite agaisnt a scrappy annoying underdog and we won convincingly. It feels good but not the shocked mouth agape laughing good like 2016.

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that's what i don't understand
>former NSA chief claims collusion
>former CIA chief claims collusion
>former FBI chief claims collusion
are they really that incompetent or do they just not care if they're exposed?

>this is a bombshell
>it is a bombshell

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White liberals are the white people who get jumped and robbed in the hood lol

Why doesn't he just sit there and motive people to vote? How hard can it be to just foster a mentally healthy liberal voting environment without tying it into the longest list of schizophrenic guesses you can name? Isn't investment in the lower class enough? Does it really have to be a fucking panic attack show?

Not gonna lie pelosi got my peeper hard in a dominatrix way when she was satcasti clapping

Why is it so clearly obvious that board was written by a female intern? The handwriting? Word choice maybe?

>Screenshotting a tweet from a literally who that rummages around bookstores for stuff to make memes out of
Tell me how you feel about yourself.

So he acknowledged /it's over/? Because most of the same leftshitheads are STILL clinging onto the collusion theory. He might actually get in trouble for this if so.

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There are limits in today's day and age - digital paper trails through forensic analysis are so easy to trace that, against a VIP who has private security working for him/her out the wazoo, plus pseudo 24/7 surveillance so you always have an alibi, it makes it virtually impossible. I'd take that as a pretty nice white pill - people cheat, but there are limits on how much you can cheat due to the inherent complicated, cat's cradle-esque way of the modern system.

ay
everyone look at this lil mad ass nigga

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youtu.be/RCVBEE1SfXI

quite literally suicide watch: the show
if colbert doesn't cope for people, then they kill themselves

>huge huge donald trump fans here tonight
lol colbert was so pissed

Literally getting away with unprecedented action in the Golan Heights TODAY. Why would they kill a goose that lays golden eggs???

They were working with flawed information /pol/ created to troll them but they were too stupid/desperate to notice.

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I must be a speed junkie because I am fucking bored

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literal npcs in the audience

>troubling news, our president is NOT a russian asset
He frames it as a joke, he tells it like a joke, the audience laughs, but he is actually not kidding. I don't know what to say, really.

holy fucking shit he's a professional propagandist

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What's funny is, people aren't even giving antidrumpfers that much shit. Can you imagine how insufferable they'd be if they got what they wanted from this report?

>covfefe
Why the fuck did people get genuinely vitriolic over a typo?

Jesus

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why was craig the only good late night host
he would literally tear what his writers wrote and toss it every show

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Reminds me of that French faggot on that Netflix cooking show who stuffed a fucking cricket husk with rice and called it 'a sustainable burrito' because Africans eat it. You know what's sustainable? Fucking corn. The shit people eat shortly before starving isn't sustainable, nor is it sustenance.

This is pathetic

was this actually something the media said was real?

We're truly living in clown world what the fuck

lol no way that's real. Shit reminds me of pic-related, albeit different enough (i.e. pic-related was real).

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What wild rides we craft for ourselves

AM I FUCKING CRAZY OR ARE COLBERT'S HANDLERS COMPLETELY FUCKING THIS!?
They obviously prefer Trump to be president. There is no other way.

serious, is there a legal technicality that would allow us to publicly execute this faggot?

Why are celebrities so dumb?

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He's probably a pizzagate tier freak too.

He looks like he's having the time of his life. Like he stumbled into the Wonka Sugar Pit or something.

>1 of whom is TRANSEXUAL
uuuuuuuh are they really deadnaming Trump's mistress (male)?

75% of those things are actually good things
25% of them are just lies

do threads autosage after 350?

this was in between sending smoke signals

disgusting

Why do I feel WAY worse when I'm wrong, than when others are wrong? Do I have low self-esteem?

There’s been no real left and right, just tops and bottoms. Trumps the dude though. Libtards seethe.

I already said this in the wake of the report. They are asking for 100% unredacted report, because they know that is impossible, and that is how they will cling to the idea that it's being hidden that he really did collude. Reminder that Schiff looked like a ghost when Nunes wanted to release his own report based on testimony from FBI officials investigating on Mueller's team and Dems were screeching at the world that it was super dangerous and must not happen. And so were liberal supporters.

Even so, they will always shift to something else. Some people were starting to admit they were wrong but they've been swept back into it after the people who control them told them that it's still not over.

Are these lawsuits bullshit as well?

>all of those Firstname Lastname accounts with no picture
why are normalfags allowed on the internet again

>the conspiracy theory marker board
HOLY SHIT
i just realized he's turning into glenn beck

lmao is r/the_mueller still under lockdown? cry moar you retarded asshat

>because they know that is impossible
why?

How do I follow politics and be happy?

Because neither party cares about the lower class, they care about making money. So they'd rather attack each other than offer anything that would help the poor.

Who else voting for trump in 2020?

Because sensitive info always has redactions. Even that Nunes report had redactions and they were still highly against its release.

>that top cut off line

Youtube said they're going to remove "conspiracy content"

Why aren't they removing CNN and MSNBC?

>*blushes*
>its not like i wanted to impeach you or anything dummy

But you can win control of the ENTIRE FREE WORLD and all you have to do is tell the lower class you will GIVE THEM CANDY but nobody can decide on if the lower class is WHITE OR BLACK
ITS WACKY BULLSHIT

Go back to 2012 and support ron paul

That didn't make anyone happy

i read that as wakanda sugar

>t.

Treat the human race as a comedy
You're a perfectionist, you put yourself at a standard too high. Read a book about perfectionism.
Because he had the confidence to not follow trends.
The frenchman figures he might as well adjust his cuisine to the millions of migrants who are taking over his country.

HOLY SHIT THE DELUSION

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>when you kill nigs lmao
>bottom text

Put me in the screencap

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Not just r/politics
worldsnews and news too, default subreddits
and of course, twitter as well

Kek. Thanks user.

The two parties are a duopoly which is why they refuse to allow ranked-choice voting to exist. As long as someone votes they can keep pretending they're legitimate rulers.

As for the free world I don't know what Europe has to say about this.

It's not funny at all despite being on a show that is allegedly comedy-based.

Thanks man, I really needed to hear all of that. I feel so alone sometimes.

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I didn't vote for him the first time, but at this point I'm going to do it just to spite these arrogant fucks

troubling times

r/politics deals in states? Is reddit not for non-Americans or something?

hahahahahaha

I would go so far as to say politics itself has become bread and circus for so many people

>Is reddit not for non-Americans or something?
American related politics are FULL of foreigners over there actually. They are pretty much Democrat parrots all but in name.

good lord

Do European citizens really have control? Really???

Agreed

Man democrats suddenly hate Russia now that they aren't communist
*thinking emoji*

so troubling, that I can say TROUBLING things, and they're actually fixes to the TROUBLE, but somehow it gets more TROUBLING! JUST MORE PROOF OF HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'M UP AGAINST

Nu-Commies are also McCarthyists.

LEFTY SUICIDE

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It's a psyops testing grounds run by American federal police. Not joking at all. Investigate their moderators.

Dem niggas shole the quietest I've seent em in a long time itt

I used to think being conservative was antisocial, until I met my liberal girlfriend and realized it's all a fucking meme and we're all conservative until someone audits us in front of a camera.

have sex

Hugbox broken, safezone infiltrated, trump is the winner, and I’m even ok with letting some niggers out of jail to make room for high ranking dems

They lie so much. I wonder if these journos even know what truth is anymore.

r/politics, or reddit? As far as I'm concerned, any first world government would be incompetent not to be running both. Which I hate, but what else is a nation to do with an intelligence agency?

They still haven't come to a consensus whether it's good news or fake news

Bump limit is around 310

Colbert has a terrible Trump impression. And that's not an aversion to critique either, Zack the autistic retard does a great one
youtube.com/watch?v=4ePv99VANjE&t=146s

I would say false flag incoming but even that doesn’t work any more. All thise niggers got was a bumpstock ban after the vegas shitshow and the NZ shooting was a bust. Unless you live in NZ. I fucking dare them to try and assassinate god emperor trump.

>god emperor trump.
You lost me there negro, I would only if ever ironically support the mog just to spite the libs

The democrats deserve shitting on even if you are a left winger. Absolutely fucking joke of an organisation.

THE GREAT LINKARA

Reddit by and large but their efforts are focused most specifically on /r/politics
Posts bump threads in the organization of content on Yea Forums, making it the wild west by comparison. The trade-off is we're in total non-stop gangbang six ways from Sunday by foreign intelligence agencies all around the world as well as reddit treatment federal police. There's no way out.

It's your emotions that matter, not the facts sweaty: there are multiple "truths", in the words of Senator Corey Booker.

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And discord trannies try to say this board is left wing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA