What movie do you regret watching

I had a fat cat...he had a heart attack infront of me, it made me cry infront of my father.

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ruined my day when i saw it

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i watched half of Velvet Buzzsaw. Pretentious shit. I am convinced the director wanted to make an actual horror but the response was so terrible he decided "no it's actually a black comedy" to save face.

Total, total rubbish

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Star Trek: Into Darkness
Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Wreck It Ralph 2
Cowboys vs Aliens
Avatar

There might be a few more.
I'm fairly good at spotting bad films, so regrets are small enough that I can remember them all.

all of them

justice league

>Brazilian healthcare

The station agent with that midget from GoT

Oh yeah that movie was a stone cold turd on rye.
The idea that the two chicks are ultra smart super survivors who don’t realise that firing up an amusement park would draw Z from miles around is imbecilic.
I fucking hate unmotivated behaviour to advance the plot even more than I hate deus ex machina, but more and more movies seem to rely on these factors. Disgusting.

I really miss my cat, she had the perfect amount of chubbiness

I don't regret watching any movie. If there's a movie that pissed me off enough, at least I now I know about it after the fact.

The Notebook. My (female) cousin made me watch it and I will never watch another romance again.

2012 and Red Tails and Easy A and Mean Girls

I was bored in the first scene

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why

Thor 2
TMNT Reboot 1 & 2
Mazinger Infinity, I enjoyed the tits at least

Frogfu is soooo cute in Easy A though

The farce awakens

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the lead actor ended up working in road construction after the film came out.

pleb

What about Knights Of Badassdom? Great concept, great movie, fucked in the edit due to producer squabbling.

pretty much everything in the past year in theaters. all the blockbusters want to be tv shows and it ruins the cadence of the plot. nothing seems sequitur or tight. "hey these scenes test well just throw em in whereever the fuck you want"

Mr Nobody made me feel like total shit for wasting my teenage years.
Yet here I am.

blade runner 2049. That's 3 hours I'll never get back. Fuck you Yea Forums

crystal skull

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that's my buddy

I paid to see Where the Wild Things Are in IMAX. It was the only movie I ever walked out of.

source? thats hilarious considering there was an attempt at a sequel
going from aspiring actor in a supposed huge series to blue collar is just too much

do girl cats see cats like this and think they are fat/ugly/mutated or do they think they are jacked super chads even if they can't actually hunt or fight that well.

i watched this shit twice for some reason

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Boondock Saints 2

Every movie I've ever seen because they're all a waste of time that offer nothing but distraction

My brother. Never understood the love it got from the fa/tv/irgins hereabouts.

did you at least have sex with her???

Arrival, wasn't expecting it to be that bad. I want my 120 minutes back.

>sex with family members
ew that's fucking gross dude

Julie Benz is fucking awful, like gouge your eyes out awful. But this was the only thing I’ve ever seen her in that didn’t warrant self punishment.

Anything by Quentin Tarantino or (((Spielberg)))

Once Were Warriors - 1994 from New Zealand

Napoleon Dynamite

What the actual fuck was that movie

So then why the fuck did she ask you to watch it with her?

I used to shitpost on "What Would Tyler Durden Do?" back in 2000s and a year or two after Eragon came out pictures surfaced of the lead actor in a construction helmet working on the road with other blue collar stiffs. I didn't save the pic, but I'm sure you can find it if you look for it.

GOTG2

The Last Jedi

Yeah, I don't get that shit either. I knew a guy who grew up in a white trash family who thought it was fucking hilarious. I think it probably has a lot of inside jokes for people who grew up in shitty small towns in flyover states or something.

A Serbian Film

Wasn't scary. Wasn't disturbing. It was stupid and I never would have watched it if not for recommendations on Yea Forums

Being John Malkovich and Election
such terrible endings that ruined the entire films

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Thing is I grew up in a shitty small town and I don't get the jokes either

it would have been funnier if they farted in everyones faces

I had actually managed to forget I had watched that you fuck.

IMAGINE

gotti
during one scene i got a headache from so many cuts

Enders game

Die in a fire, you cunt. Enders Game was lolikino.

Suicide room, I downloaded it a long time ago from some random recommendation.
It's only value is laughing at how retarded everyone is.

I heart huckabees
Only saw it because of a indie girl I was crushing on super hard at the time insisted I watch it.

The film was the worst film I've ever watched in my entire life, I only remember it because it was the worst thing I've ever watched. I don't remember anything that happens in it or who is in it but I know I will never watch it again nor will I ever recommend anyone to watch it.

The fact your would watch it to perv on some loli just shows how depraved and lonely you are as a human and how desperate you are for any kind of affection. What a sad little life

I liked Ender's Game more than I thought I would.

The Man With The Iron Fists

Gravity

Nice kitty...come have some cream

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Withnail and I
Its my favorite film. I just hits too close to home.

yikes

Holy shit, can you please let me know the other two films you’ve watched in your life?

>Indian healthcare

Glass

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I'm actually happy I watched this movie, it's so fucking awful and bizarre I wouldn't believe the shit it tries to pull off had I not watched it with my own two eyes
So I probably regret watching any movie in the Avengers universe

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all the capeshit i let my (gf) drag me to

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this is wonderful, thanks for posting

anything with kevin james in it except the first paul blart
terrible movies and they have no "so bad its good" value to it so they're awful in both definitions

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That King Arthur and the transformers movie.
left the theater 15 in too.

>Crimson Peak
good aesthetic, horrible movie
>In the name of the rose
anti-Christian propaganda
>Trainspotting
wasn't bad, but the ending was shit

>15 minutes

He’s probably based as fuck because of all that. Construction is respectable and road construction is a fucking nightmare to do. Would love to talk to him about all that.

Thanks for letting me know what I’m not watching before it leaves Netflix.

Before anyone says it, no, I didn’t cry at this retarded bullshit. They sold me on a fantasy adventure movie and completely blue-balled me. The only people that like this movie are teenage girls on the rag.

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>The Last Jedi
I didn't even hate the movie, I thought it was very mediocre. The online discussion, politics and general shit flinging ruined Star Wars as a whole for me though.
I absolutely refuse to see something like Captain Marvel or Us even though I was mildly looking forward to the latter.
I'm so fucking sick of politics being the driving force for absolutely everything.
Online discussion has basically killed movies for me.

t. prole who does manual labor for a living

Go see Shazam and reignite that cause it’s a damn good time.

Fuck no

Electrician. I’m just glad I’m not in a cubicle with funko pops surrounding me while my will to live is slowly being drained.

Wait, if online discussion has killed movies for you then why are you even here discussing them? Seems like you just want to perpetuate your misery and self-loathing.

The Lobster

Watched it on a day off and was literally mad I wasted time sitting through that waiting for it to click. It’s just stupid.

I love absurdist and surreal humor too. Swiss Army Man is great.

>anti-Christian propaganda

Why is being anti-retard a bad thing?

I want to like movies more again.
I recently enjoyed Alita and Spiderverse.
The last movie I loved was The Wailing, which I watched a few months ago.
Just need to find some movies that aren't just about politics, but it's really hard when it's all I see when I look.

Bumblebee. The first ten minutes were alright but everything after that is absolute dogshit. Worst 15 bucks I ever spent on a movie ticket.

>Valhala Rising
>Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
Absolute garbage movies.

ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL
This pile of shit was a waste of time and money and how you weeaboo faggots like this is beyond me. Fuck you all.

thats sad

Lady Bird

Fu-didily-uck that movie. I wished the cunt died in a car wreck on her way to college.

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apparently this is something only women understand and it's the fucking michaelangelo's david in movie form to them

Escape from L.A.

Grown ups 2

The journey to the west sequels.

Boyhood

The Shape of Water immediately comes to mind
such a goddamn letdown

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Captain Marvel

Movie fucking sucked so bad. Worst MCU film yet.

Disney hasn't made a single great film since Treasure Planet

The Lobster was pretty good when he was in the facility. Then he left the facility and I dont really remember what happened after.

The Lobster sucks, its premise is not fun enough to be that dry and slow. Just because the characters act like robots doesn't mean the movie is deep