~uguu

source thread/youtube video this audio is stolen form

everyone does, fuck rule 1 being a permaban, it should be a month tops.

exactly, like if she was 20 years younger she would be on tic tok dressed as an anime girl like the other feminine bitches.

she acts a lot like pol thinks white women should act in terms of being feminine.

yuki.la/r9k/29610920

and
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/29583254/#q29583254

this. she's basically a female to female tranny

She’s so fucking ugly that I would rather fuck my wife.

Wrap your head around that.

Post your wife's lewds

Her and Ileana Douglas i find weirdly atractive

If she were my gf I'd make her do Louise's voice while we fucked

kek

>Ileana Douglas
A man of taste and digits has entered the conversation

Anyone ever watch last man on earth?

She looks like my mom, so obviously i want to fuck her.

Everytime I see her I remember Kurt Metzger on o&a on her looks, "dat bitch looks like a human Cookie Puss cake"

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also, i remember trying pretty hard to get horny off to like sesame street muppets, like prarie dawn and shit, not too successfully, i mean when i was a kid. and i guess there's like a lingering association since she's like a human version of one of them

Ugly bitches need to get their sloppy pussies loved. Finna drink her piss. Bitch.

Apparently she has amazing tits. Said she loves seeing a guys reaction when she 1st pops her top when she gets with a guy. She says they usually are pretty blown away and did not expect her to have such amazing tits.

So she says.

This

It’s because you feel like you’d be able to fuck Schall with little effort, and you think that Douglas would want to fuck you because what the hell.

sadly not her, pretty similar though.

similar speech pattern but no fucking way that's her, the pitch is off

I think she's weird-cute. Lumpy granny face but big blue eyes, annoying yet cute voice, and adequate lips for sucking dick.

kek wills it

fugly jew rat

left hand

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Had to stop after the mandatory clucking by a nigger. That’s when I swore off moving visual entertainments made after 2003 or so.

A fellow taste of man, I see.

I watched it until she showed up and he obviously wasn't the last man on earth. Just turned it off right there and I have a silly huge crush on schaal.

God damn you

I am without explanation attracted to her and Peretti.
At least I was until I found out Peretti is married to the fucking "get out" guy.

>At least I was until I found out Peretti is married to the fucking "get out" guy.
Why, because it makes you feel like the impotent little white soi boy that you are?

based and mompilled

At least I'm not a nigger.

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There's an interview where she says that no one wanted to date her back in highschool or whatever, because of how she looks. I found that adorable. Not many women get to experience that.

It was such a weird thing. I didn't exactly love the show before that either, but it was just odd.

>doesn't deny being a soiboy
Yikes desu

She was just a stuck up bitch with crazy expectations. I guarantee there were dozens of people who wanted to date her, they just weren't the gigachads she would have preferred.

I bet there was AT LEAST 10 guys that secretly wanted her though.

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Perhaps. But what actually impressed me in that interview is how candid she was about, sympathising with the boys. She said that none of the boys probably dared to go against the peer pressure and date an ugly girl.

I love ugly girls with big tits. They have to know deep down they are just fuck holes.

>Ileana Douglas
hell yeah bro

>people think this was an impersonator
It's 1000% her, no impersonator is that good for a voice that is so distinctive. The trick was the audio was ripped from somewhere and OP made the thread with the intention of posting it far down the line for (you)s.

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She was in the pilot for Mad Men.

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aint that also Flo from Progressive next to her?

You can hear the real person's voice break through a few times though.

Yes it is.

Rachel Dratch is my preferred ugfu. Look at these fucking knockers.

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yeah... no one would ever impersonate a DISTINCT voice...

i have a fantasy that involves her calling me dipper

I actuality find this depressing because most discussion around sexual markets is about how girls can get fucked just by smiling at somebody. Like, if we as men feel like we’re beingg left behind while everyone else fucks, how’s that got to feel for a woman, where it’s actually true?

thats just /pol/, it goes for guys too though if you're prepared to lower your standards far enough.

Her ugly weirdo character that got shoehorned in the last seasons was easily the worst part of 30 Rock.

I liked that episode of Wilfred where she was Ryan's disgusting roommate.