Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AH HA

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Shoveler: is this a flamethrower?
Tom Waits: No that's a blame thrower

>JUNK IT

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I heard "somebodyoncetoldme" here before shrek

they had a pretty cool truck/van or whatever

HEE HEE

People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me furious!

Jesus christ what is going on in this thread its like a bunch of senile 80 year olds quoting some 1930s movie no one else knows about

Lazy boy and and..and..and the...lazy..boy lazy boy and and..

THE RECLINER!

testicles...rising

I used to bowl in school when I first saw this and wanted a skull bowling ball so fucking bad.

I was way into comics in the late 80's, early 90's as a kid and always wanted a comic book style superhero team movie so when this came out I watched it a lot.

Man, being a horny teenager back then and wanting to fuck Janeane Garofalo was a weird time. I can't believe I was attracted to that type.

>That's impossible. Captain amazing wears glasses. Lance Hunt DOESNT wear glasses.
He takes them off when he transforms

SOME....

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

W-what?!

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when you bowl be sure the ball doesn't bowl you

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That doesnt make any sense, he wouldnt be able to see

>He takes them off when he transforms.
>That doesn't make any sense! He wouldn't be able to see!

The several second pause where Fury processes it and realizes, before he goes "What?!" is one of my favorite funny scenes of any film.

This is the only movie the director ever made, he told hank on set that he just wanted to go back to doing commercials and shorts, and he did, shame mystery men sequel never

> Not So Goodie Mob.

Golden crispy bad guys are history

YOU DRESS IN A MANNER OF A MALE PROSTITUTE

Herkimer Battle Jitney

Your penmanship is atrocious.

This movie is so comfy, it is the cape-shit Galaxy Quest.

You must balance a tack hammer on your head, this way you can head off your foes with a balanced attack

and why am I wearing watermelon on my feet?

Literally and unironically me

Everyone was. I don't know why, something in the water. Alanis Morisette music maybe.

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White Flight and the Black Menace

they work together

This movie was god awful

Yeah Ben Stiller has always been kind of shit at directing, it is not a technical success but theres so much heart.

I always thought Ben Stillers best stuff was the things he actually wrote/directed.

ben stiller didn't direct it, and its a great film

He's great with actors but the actual film making portions always fall apart hard.

Thats weird, I have thought he directed it for ages really solidly.

he didn't, guys name is Usher

YEAH

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines

I shovel well. I shovel very well.

...I don't remember telling you to do that.

GROUP HUG!

Based and shovelpilled

I unironically wanted to jam my benis up jeneane graffalo bunghole dry.
It established her as rape-bait for the rest of her career

This was one of those movie I saw once but never got the chance to see it in full again. I always just missed it or had to go somewhere when it was on and I saw it in snippets

>Look, my cousin knows this guy who knows this guy who knows a publicist.
>What are we gonna publicize, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A lot?

The death scenes were unlike any other movie I've seen, people get distorted to death and killed by their own boss

...

>t. literal zoomer
If you didn't see this in theaters you don't get to have an opinion.

This movie besides being underrated kino, also spawned Smash Mouth's All Star, the exploding car in the music video was from the movie

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>I am Pencil-head
>And I Am Son of Pencil-Head
>we erase crime you see