Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Blanket Fortress Edition
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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Blanket Fortress Edition
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>freeze frame
>*sigh* This... is me.
>I SAID YOU HAD TO CUM OUTSIDE, ITS NOT SAFE TODAY
All smiles?
I have a little celebration story for 400 but I'll have to post it when I'm done with work. Should be about four hours assuming nothing catches fire here.
>user? Please open the door? I'm sorry. I'm sorry my movie didn't beat Captain Marvel. I-I'm sorry we probably didn't break even. I-I tried my h-hardest. Isn’t 400m enough? Please? Let me in. Don't leave me in the rain. user? P-please don't leave me alone.
NEW SUCESSFUL BREAD OUT OF THE OVEN
You expected a new thread huh? Too Bad. Its me DIO!
Tasty! Thank you, /alita/!
wholesome screw heads
>user, I won my Motorball match! Let me in and we'll go pick up some chocolate milkshakes to celebrate!
>tfw ywn hug alita until she complains
*phone rings*
*goes to voicemail*
>user?
>h-hey... it's Alita
>c-can we talk?
>user, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday
>I didn't mean to break your arm when you tried to put it around me
>Ido says he can replace your joints with titanium ones, you don't even have to get a cybernetic arm if you don't want to
>it's just that... my memory suddenly snapped... and I felt like I was being attacked
>but I know you meant no harm. You would never hurt me
>what's wrong with me, user?
>you've always been so good to me... and I've done nothing but hurting you
>I don't know what's going on, user... I'm scared... and I don't know what's going to happen next
>I'm starting to think I was a monster before I lost my memory
>was causing pain all I was good for?
>my chest hurts, user. It hurts a lot
>please, user... I need to hear your voice
>I miss you
>but I understand if you never want to see me again
>I wanted to tell you this yesterday but I guess I'll never have the chance
>user... I-I love y-
*call drops*
Looking forward to it as always!
I'll let you change the story to something positive... THIS TIME.
400m anons! Sequel is coming
>but Cameron and Rodriguez failed when it came to the female characters.
"I don't like Alita because she is not a womyn"
t. 50-year-old ugly roast
I love you Alita I was only teasing you
Anons don't rename them that's just what you get when you save files off here silly
Bug eyed bitch
>ILL DO ANYTHING user
Lets make a song alitanons
>Yea Forums faggs start working on beat and music
>post link
>sing fagg sing and upload on youtube
Profit?
>Cyborg Girl Alita
The box office keeps on growing
Brings a sequel to my screen
Posting pics about cyborgs
I miss Alita once again
And I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard biased critics write about her
Well, I heard the RT score put her down
Well, I hope asshole critics will remember
An user man don't need them around anyhow
Cyborg girl Alita
Her big eyes are so cute
Cyborg girl Alita
Lord, I'm watching her again
Now Rosa Salazar works with Rodriguez
And she's been known to play a role or two
Lord she gets me off so much
She picks me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?
Cyborg girl Alita
Her big eyes are so cute
Cyborg girl Alita
Lord, I'm watching her again
Cyborg girl Alita
Oh cyborg girl baby
Her big eyes are so cute
And the Captain's true
Cyborg girl Alita
Lordy
Lord, I'm watching her again
Yea, yea Marvel's got the answer.
>Rewrite lyrics
You can start by not blurring that bread Alita
>my chest hurts
Her tits are getting bigger?
don't know about that one chief
>Alita just broke...past 400 Million
the very first general: archive.4plebs.org
we've been going non-stop for more than a month
I'm looking through the profiles of the """critics""" and many of them are absolute degenerates. Take this one for example.
Tfw a girl as cute a Alita will never show interest in you.
>trys to save own meme
You're right, I've never noticed that before.
>my new friends says it's just a plant
>what's the big deal?
this confirms even more that the mouse shills come from tranny discords
>The chad Alita vs the virgin Luv
Someone shop captain marval
Funny how the type of posts is inverted now. At first, almost all text posts, now it's mostly image posts.
Sure, why not.
>aaahhh!!
>user, I'm trapped under the blanket fort!
>save me!
Do you long for Alita's love and healing?
Interlinked.
>WE MUST SMILE BIGGER!
lmao nice
r8 m8
> user is that a new cologne? let me smell you
A lot of that is me, I apologize. I've been doing a lot of cutouts which can more than double image counts in some threads.
But a lot of threads still hit image limit without me, so...
Hugo doesn't know cybersurgery. All he knows is how to use a stun gun and a hacksaw. I'm not saying he can't learn things but that there's basically nobody who can teach him in the first place and we don't see any libraries or anything where he could learn how to do it himself.
Kek fuck you
OH NO
THE FIGHT'S OUT
I'M BOUT TO PANZER KUNST YOUR
LIGHTS OUT
SO BYE BYE TO ALL YOU HUNTERS AND WARRIORS
IS THEIR A BOUNTY ON YOUR ASS?
NO NIGGA
nah it's Axe Bodyspray
Okay, this one got me a little red in the face. Goddamn.
Interlinked.
There wasn't any OC back then except for a few things I made, and not as many people going into the general.
Fuck that’s so cute
A badass warrior like Alita showing you her playful side pretending to be in danger
I bet she’d let you get on top of her and pin her arms down to play victim and let you win
BASED
Post yfw Alita is out of all theaters
I bet she'd let you win a tickle fight
FIN!
MOAR
we've come so far and have so much farther to go.
WOAH
>They built a whole bloodsport based on that tech.
And most of the help on building that tech came from Zalem, and those fuckers have a job, so why the hell would they ever want forsake that for a maybe a better life? You underestimate how content human beings can be.
>go to multiple Alita threads and participate
>already past the point where I can move on
>finally tried the chocolate bar that the Alitafags are creaming over
I guess I can stay a bit longer,, for the Brie/CM shitposting
IF I HAD A HEART I COULD LOVE YOU
WHEN ARE THESE THREADS GOING TO STOP? THIS IS THE AIDS LIKE AVATAR WAS NOT SO LONG AGO! MODS PLEASE STOP THIS
>Do you like your job, Vector?
>If you like your position and all the comforts that come with it, I recommend you listen to Dr. Chiren
GUESS WHO'S GOING IN FOR THE 3RD TIME
You guessed right, it's me.
8'clock tomorrow.
So this is the next idea for the CUTE story then. Fight in a pillow fort. I like it.
(OP) #
Seems like it's only lonely manga fags that like this stupid looking movie. Maybe Japan needs a few refresher nukes.
Also, CAN WE CUT IT OUT WITH THE FUCKING TEN MILLION GENERAL THREADS, YOU DONT EVEN DISCUSS THE MOVIE BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANYTHING TO DISCUSS
You fags just talk about a goddamn cartoon being cute and how lonely you are, it's fucking pathetic
>thanks for watching my movie, user!
Savour it, friend
megasmile is all of us now that ourgal has passed beyond the 400m threshold.
Smiling.
> Tfw Alita will never challenge you to a motorball scrimmage and injure you. Then feel bad about injuring you so she takes you to her house and patches you up privately in her room
doing God's work friendo
KEEEEEEEEEK
BLACK HOLE SUN
WON’T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN
Don't you have a Captain Foot Fungus thread to bump or something?
just saw it for the eighth time
it was just me and a couple
they were making out the whole time
send help
Based writefag making us feel
It's the last 20th Century Fox release. Nobody has made this kind of movie since before the Fall. It's not just about the movie, but it's watching if Disney is going to kill it. Threads'll probably die down once it's out of theaters.
I've got 15 how am I doing, boss?
I feel bad for them
Yes they got all sloppy and traded saliva, but at the end of the day their relationship can’t even compete against the strong burning passion you have for your waifu
Hope someone's archiving them, i missed a few.
SMILE MORE ALITA
I feel like Alita is a lightweight and she’d get drunk/high really easy
Let's just be friends, incels
Not systematically, but I archive any that I lurk or post in.
Can't right now. Getting a rare cutout.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm already grooving it.
You have a bad attitude. Fix it,
>no dad don't ground me
>it was only a bottle of orange cider
I wanna go to a showing where it's just me
that hasn't happened yet. I'm so sick of people talking during the movie
Maybe next time...
reminder that generals are by and for redditors
we have to meme a sequel into existence
Someone is, and his name is Archive-chan.
Why would she do that over letting Ido do it? Because she's a bit ashamed about what happened, and because she has learned a bit by assisting him?
now you are a redditor too, congratulations
Thanks for the update, Mickey.
> tfw ywn drive a wasted Alita back home safely to ido
pastebin.com
Relevant for you friend.
you don't have to tell me what happened
but you do have to eat this
Because she snuck you in and Ido doesn't know you're in the house
Because she made the mistake, so she's going to be the one to fix it up.
Also, so she can make excuses to keep you in her room and spend time with you.
Drove a drunk friend home once before. The bitch accused me of sexual harassment two days later. Ungrateful cunt.
> Alita kisses your knee boo boos and apologises
I'm actually impressed by just how thorough they were with setting up a sequel. Off the top of my head, the only major characters from the next chunk of storyline who weren't introduced are Shumira, Sara, and Ed and his partner.
Bless your heart
>Alita hugs you and lies her head on your chest as she silently stares at the floor
>I'm sorry I hurt you, user
Clearly JC has been working on this for a while.
>You will never do maintenance on Alita after hard won motorball race and scold her for recklessness and complain her motroball-body parts aren't cheap and easy to come by.
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAMIT
Daily reminder that Alita becomes more rebellious towards Ido as she hangs out more with Hugo.
And that Ido didn’t like that she had fallen in love for him. (You can notice his disgust face when Alita asks if a human could love a cyborg)
>She goes around, kissing all your injuries and scrapes she inflicted, sitting in front of you on the bed
>ending with a little cut on your cheek
>she pulls away, a little shy.
>..user, I think you have a little cut left. Um...Right here...
>Leans forward, closing her eyes and gently kissing you, wrapping her arms around you
>What do you mean? INSIDE JOB?!
R A R E C A S P E R V A N D I E N
underrated old /fit/ crossover 10/10
Is Alita really owned by James Cameron? Can anybody help me with a source to back this claim up?
I have a question
Why is, uh...I don't remember his name, the motorball guy with the grind cutters originally
when they get jacked, he's coming out of the kansas.
Isn't that just for hunter warriors?
>alita's lips flush with color once she receives the transfusion after being hooked up to the doll body
I liked that detail, but isn't the red "blood" only going to the brain?
stop
He's got grind cutters. You try telling him he can't come in.
He bought the rights 20 years ago. Just look it up.
> she massages all your injured areas and you both fall asleep cuddling
It wasn't pure disgust, I think. He understands it's Hugo, and she could do better, but it's just so painfully cute you just have contain yourself.
Sure, but shouldn't a big motorball star have somewhere better to drink?
It's the struggle parents always have. You want to support your kid's independence even if you don't approve of their choices sometimes
>what did i tell you about alcohol
>let's get you a bucket
If you dont laugh at this... are you even human
He probably likes the atmosphere. I don't work hospo any more but the bars that cater to hospo staff are the best places to drink at 3am
Hunter-warriors, motorballers, their entourages, various hang-arounds.
Does anyone have that screenshot of Alita looking back at Ido aster he asks "Why? Does this cyborg love a human?"
>You wake up to Ido coming home
>You mention you can slip out through the balcony so she doesn't get in trouble
>She's having none of it, and insists you stay for dinner
>Awkward, tense atmosphere
>silence unbroken except for silverware against plates
>Alita does her best to get the two of you talking anyway
I can't believe you and other fags are actually complaining about /ALITA/ threads. Have you seen the rest of Yea Forums? Have the shit isn't even board-related, and the rest are awash in stupidity, awful, pointless and extremely low quality discussion, negativity, divisiveness, cynicism, and a serious lack of OC. I'm sorry to tell youl but we're the best Yea Forums has to offer right now.
I never saw that as a disgusted expression. He seemed surprised, perhaps for a number of reasons I could think of, but not disgusted
There are more motorball players on Kansas, like Ajakutty
love you, fren
He knew all Hugo wanted was to get Zalem, as he said he would do whatever it took to get to get there and look where that ended him up.
And also the way he suddenly got interested in Alita at the start when she mentioned that she was found in the garbage dump.
I never noticed before now that he's missing an arm. I like to think he was so desperate for a fix that he sold it for drug money.
I tried. But the result was too horrific to post.
lmao
I chuckled
> Ido will never give away Alita to you at your wedding
kek,
but seriously though fuck mickeys shills.
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY thanks for your speedy work cutanon EM ALL
I hope JC monitors these threads, and includes a pillow fight in the sequel.
hehehe
maracas?
Somehow missed ONE pixel. Whoops.
wholesome image
Maybe I'll even include some soft lewd as requested.
Hey frends. Went and saw alita this weekend after all the memes. Thanks a ton my dudes. Gonna try to get some girl there tomorrow. Hope she dont get jelly
>leonardodicaprioraisingaglass.png
Well referenced user.
Every milestone makes more OC
>Soft lewd
glad you liked it user. Every ticket is one step closer to sequels.
Just don't compare her eyes to Alita's. Also don't tell her you want Ido's eyes. We know from experience that those two are instant deal-breakers for a relationship.
Jimbo has all the Alita gens archived, so he can reference them when polishing the sequels in the near future.
Now that we're past sexual mark, what is the next mark?
Hopefully one of his interns lurks here
Make sure to compare her eyes to Alitas and say bigger eyes are cute
Post sexual marky mark
For the love of God, don't compare her eyes to Alita's. Bad ending for both of you.
The youtube.com
Yes please.
So how did the story ended with that user? I stopped following.
Yes
>go to take shower
>pic related waiting for you
wat do?
keep in mind you have no idea where Ido is but you're pretty sure you heard the rocket hammer fire up
Does anyone have the Gangsta movie parody poster, that's a mock up of the Blade cover?
Worth it, honestly.
now this is content
gotchu m8
This needs Zapan on the background
Thank you very much, man.
Requesting a cutout dump of Ido, Chiren, Zapan, Vector and K for OC
The intense pain I'm feeling tells me I've found my next story.
High quality rip FUCKING when?
Uh...
In my second showing right now. So comfy
Probably May. I've been holding off doing more OC's since I kind of want to wait for an HD copy, since I do more video edits. Once it comes, huge dump of stuff.
Just got off the phone to Jim...
Give me a sec, I'll try to zip up the ones I have but I don't know a place to upload.
no prob, I'll heat up the oven in the meantime
Okay I won't. It would be fucking weird to do that...
you should probably be specific for our friendly cutanon
well this beats my post earlier >:c
oh shit are all the namefags revealing themselves at the same time?
Profile shot of K and anything goes for the rest
>Not paying for enough tickets to commit a pixel-perfect scene to memory that you then painfully reconstruct in MSPaint later with the pencil tool.
>revealing themselves
we only have 3 and they each do different shit. plus they've been here the whole time.
Kek
Alita vs Luv would be unironically Kino, tho.
We have 5 and it's not a complain, merely just pointing it out
>Tfw I'm two paragraphs into a script
Honestly it's not working, you go for it
We actually have like 5, maybe 6, but drawfrien doesn't post as much, I don't think.
Okay, zip is ready. Just let me know where you want me to upload (in other words I never do this so need a hint).
>healanon
>peaches
>writefag
>voiceanon
>drawfrien
Am I missing anyone?
I forgot drawfren but who else is there?
Don't forget CutOut
cutanon
manga-purist and Jerome/flop-kun.
Why is healanon namefagging?
Why are any of them namefagging?
Agent K, you need to move away.
Never forget CutOut the machine himself.
writefag is the only one who deserves it tbqh
To be fair it seems like most of them don't keep their names on all the time, only when relevant
He's getting in on the story posts. As for the others they produce unique content and thus I think want their names attached? I think they're here more often than not but usually don't post under names. Guess 400m is special
No one deserves it.
Dunno, healanon's pretty good and Cutout is dedicated and good
myfile (DOT) is, works well
I think it was so those anons could be requested to make certain OC's for other anons, cause some are good at one thing than others.
tfw 400
I usually leave it off because there is more than one of us cutting.
May your dreams bring you peace in the darkness,
May you always rise over the rain.
May the light from above always lead you to love,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.
May you always be brave in the shadows
Till the sun shines upon you again.
Hear this prayer in my heart
And will ne'er be apart,
May you stay in the arms of the angels.
May you hear every song in the forest
And if ever you lose your own way;
Hear my voice like a breeze
Whisper soft through the trees.
May you stay in the arms of the angels
May you grow up to stand as a man, love
With the pride of your family and name.
When you lay down your head
For to rest in your bed,
May you stay in the arms of the angels
I post a fuck ton, just not under the name. The drawings take a lot of time to finish too desu
>tfw Alita's fans pulled through for her
Yeah me too. I try to only use it when it's relevant or the threads are real slow in Aus time and I'm keeping people company. I should stop that though since it's not directly relevant.
>I post a fuck ton, just not under the name
How it should be. Keep doing that.
Time for bed. Happy 400m, battle angel
Is there a day count till the blu-ray release?
Ah nice, I post all over the threads too, I just don't use the name as much, only when it's really OC related.
good night fren
Also requesting a cutout of a deckman
some point in "May" maybe. We don't know for sure. We're just enjoying breaking the 400m mark.
Night night user
Whoops, meant to reply to drawfren
We're approaching maximum COZY
Just got back from another Alita viewing. I was the only one in the theater, it was comfy as fuck
here's everyone I know who's a namefag:
>healanon
>Peaches
>writefag
>CutOut
>crash-user
>Archive-chan
>drawfriend
>^w^
>CutOut
>MK ULTRA
>Voiceanon
trolls:
>flop-user AKA Jerome
>manag-purist
This shit flopped
Based. Films like this, niche scifi action films, tend to do well in rental/home video releases.
If you got sources or screenshots I can work through that. I don't have anything otherwise.
how many times is this now?
i want to go again but I'm getting screwed with no convenient times.
right into our hearts :)
ur mom flopped ayyyy
Why did they put a camera in his forehead, instead of one of the eyes?
Oh, and did I mention CutOut?
I don't think crash-user namefags, he's just so fucking fast that he doesn't need one. Watch, I'll prove it.
Late May. No exact relase date yet, user.
He's one of the other ones. Guess which!
OH SHI-
I think crashanon is more than one person.
This was my 13th time. It's been down to one screen here for a couple weeks now. The times are a little inconvenient but I had to squeeze in one last show in case it leaves the theater this week
yeah well that's the beauty of anonymity
Yeah, I guess I should've said namefags/regulars with known personalities (might-as-well-be-namefags)
What's with all the conspiracy? Sheesh.
Which Air Kino Investigators episode is this?
right on schedule. And yeah I'm sure there's more than one user but still, their synergy can't be argued with. They post so fluidly. I'm jealous of their strange hivemind.
the one with nicolas cage
youtube.com
nice, my (hopefully not) last one was friday making it 15. It's getting tough to find times here as I don't always have a car. Weekends work best for me but it's still getting difficult.
I see Rosa butt, I crash. Simple as.
didn't occur to me until now that you can see the set on Maps
and the crashes keep coming. I really wish there was a similarly hot webm of Rosa out there to spice things up. the nude shower one isn't exactly 'hot' lol
>there might be ONE possible pic where Rosa is walking
Do you think Rosa is aware if her ass being a meme here?
doubtful but I'm sure she'd laugh it off/be slightly flattered. She seems like she can take a joke. We're clearly not being mean about it.
Hope nature doesn’t damage that much of the set
She might have started it
Rosa if you are here, wonderful performance :)
MKULTRA loves you, user. I refuse to kill for covert ops, just because I was programmed to.
I dunno
But she would like it
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>277 replies
>image limit reached
ya'll are wild lmao
okay final request, I just need a photo of Nova
Image limit reached you know the drill post your favourite movie/manga/press quote.
k send me a source and I'll do surgery
Yeah good luck, wait till next thread.
Skow thread, usually we hit image limit around post 225.
New bread NOW
Good luck with that
this happens all the time fren
>Together!
This is a slow thread compared to Alita standards. At absolute peak, we blow through a thread in less than 2 hours, image and bump limit.
See:
It'll have to wait until the next thread, friendfag.
I'm shocked the satellite photo is that recent
wait till 310 so this one gets archived
/abag/ #99 was less than an hour lol
Various cut outs. If you have requests I'll keep adding to the zip.
>myfile is/N68286T6m2/CutOut_zip
Deleted my post to post this. Here's your Nova.
NEW BREAD IN THE OVEN
>I don't need all this crap
>tfw we're the most powerful thread on the whole board.
>mfw I have no face because of the image limit.
On it.
Now I posses all the infinity gems
>THE DRAGON THAT MUST BE SLAIN
It was really 50 minutes, it was insane.
"I'm going to need you to step way back."
/abag/ 99 was absolutely insane tbf I was up at 3:30 am for it and then it just steamrolled straight through
We actually didn't used to hit image limit nearly as often in the old threads since there was less OC and more trolls
>Thank you... for saving me.
>I love you.
they are afraid of the true believers.
true, sneedposting pushed us along WAY faster than it should've but it was still kinda fun.
>207
>Fuck your mercy!
to be fair a flop does not mean it was a bad movie. it just means the movie was a commercial failure.
i still can't figure out the rationale behind this movie. of all the animes to adapt, he picked one that is decades old and no one i have ever met ever mentions. i would have expected a big-o adaptation before alita (that would have been awesome; at least there is pacific rim)
400 MILLIONS BABYYYYYYYY
"to be fair", this movie has made over twice its money back, and has covered its advertising as well. That's called "profit-territory", also known as "not a flop".
Cameron bought the rights 20 years ago and has waited until now to make it. There was no way it would be a different IP.
>he picked one that is decades old and no one i have ever met ever mentions.
to be fair; anime/manga is still a niche thing. Unless you're talking about Pokemon, I doubt anybody outside of our age group will know anything besides the most popular stuff.
where is it
The difference between Cameron picking Battle Angel Alita and say GitS 1995 or Cowboy Bebop or AKIRA, is that he watched it presumably in the late 90s, fell in love with this weird goofy OVA, and proceeded to buy the rights to it. It was a project of love, not cashing in. It'd be like if someone had seen Iria:Zeiram or Dirty Pair or Project A-ko or Birdy the Mighty, which I wish was the case as well
>That filename
I thought the exact same thing.
>What? A James Cameron cameo?
>Takes off goggles
>Oh shit it's Ed Norton!
goddammit he does look like Jim
NEW THREAD NEVER
GET FLOPPED SUCKERS
You asked...
imdb.com
>Project A-ko
I can only get so erect, user.
400
>400
400
Project A-ko is like the personification of anime. It's a parody of the entire medium.
NEW
I want to see how Edward Norton will do his role as Nova. The man is crazy about the characters he plays and takes a very hands-on approach to the entire creative process
now we just need Villeneuve for Jin-Roh
Checked. Peaches, you are truly one of the best of us.
that's a deckman from Passport to Iron City, the one in the movie doesn't have that camera
I still hope for Dominion Tank Police to be a movie. Not just for "that" Anipuma and Unipuma scene.