Prison scene

How come nobody ever just punches their prison rapist in the nuts

no you dont.

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I always wondered why you couldn't just squat down to pick up the soap and then you wouldn't be showing you Boi pussy to everyone.

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It's all bullshit. In prison everyone showers with their underwear on. Because if you don't it "offends the muslims" lol. I'm perfectly serious.
t. Been to prison

>You're not having sex with women for months, sometimes years at a time.
w-wow thats enough to kill ANYONE. like can you even survive that long without getting laid? i would die for sure h-haha

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It would suck, but it still wouldn't be enough to turn me into a faggot

me on the left.

>any guy
Convicted rapists.

Cause then you be showing everyone your moufpussy

Because then your mouth is at dick level
Basically any movement beyond standing straight up puts you in a compromising position

I would pick up the soap like this

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But then everyone can see your dickpussy

m.youtube.com/watch?v=coUdIKjLC4Q

God that was so hot

>not picking up the soap with your toes and flinging it into a wall

Is America prision system the most corrupt, you never hear shit like this in other countries

cant you just like, jerk off or something?

You do that and you need to suck his dick instead.

I'm using my incredibly average penis to show dominance

I’d beat their ass if they tried.

Why aren't they wearing sandals? Gross!

why not just crouch

you compromise.

Because that soap bar is tainted with piss and semen, plus the fear of getting your ass raped.

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?

if you are a normal person, yes
then again, a normal person doesn't end up in jail

>prison raped in space
god I wish that were me.

Where I was housed they had a toilet stall closed off with sheets specifically for beating off. It was called "the boom boom room".

>mix of Aliens and Poor Little White Boy

Sigh
(adds it to the watch cue)

Yeah but the mouth has teeth and can be kept somewhat shut
Its not ideal but better than your asshole

you mean they would beat off into your ass if you tried

Sounds like you were in a soft sweetbitch prison.

Nope. If you ever do time you’ll quickly realize how far respect goes in the big house. You can just roll over to everyone like you do to your boss.

you'd get teabagged

In Russia, you get ass raped in boot camp. I shudder to think what they'd do to you in an actual prison.

thanks for the lols based witful user

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except instead of dodging bullets like neo, you'd be dodging bullet-time loads of cum being shot at you

Why are Americans so obsessed with prison sodomy?

>why does the rapist have to wait for the victim to drop his soap?
Its a sign that you want to get rape. No drop = No rape

prison is american culture

sodomy is American culture

they also don’t get access to unlimited internet porn like you guys do

Because then it'll become a gang rape.

Maybe in British prison.

This sounds like a fun prison, everyone playing squirt gun fight with their dicks.

But a 9 inch dick isn't going to impress anybody

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barely got raped wtf

Everyone in prison knows this is a fucking meme and only homos have gay sex for any reason.

Google "Prison Island Inmate" if you're into THAT kind of prison sex story

This prose is maximum roastie.

even prison rapists have standards of conduct

More like
>Why are (((Hollywood))) so obsessed with prison sodomy?
And the answer is Jews and pedophiles

take your abilify and fuck off back to your sand box, retard

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Just rub one out, faggot. Not everyone is looking for an excuse to fuck a man's ass like you or prison nigs

literally every time some newsworthy criminal scumbag gets sentenced a bunch of "tough on crime" types fantasize about the guy getting cornholed for the rest of his life

Yeah because people have overdozed on (((hollywood))) myths.

This article is terrible

It's an American prison culture thing. I havent seen gay shit in Russian prisons.

Geeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy

Nope. JPRU in Jessup MD.

>he can't jerk off using his imagination
How do you even make it through life being so braindead?

You can thtill jerk it to fuckbookths. You don't have to buth cheekths

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You experienced both? Damn

It's a meme in its entirety. Men don't just turn gay in prison.

>dude who needs anything when they can just imagine stuff

retard

Anyone remember this one doujin or something where a woman is in a men's prison for some reason, and drops the soap?

you're the retard here

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Face down ass up, that's the way we like to fuck

I did 5 years and we had this one guy on our cell block named Shirley. Shirley would wait for a new guy to come in and he would offer them a candy bar or some ramen. The next day he would come up to them and ask for his food back plus interest, and when the newbies couldn't pay him back what Shirley would do is he would wait in the shower, he would knock them out and he would rape them. Eventually a bunch of people who Shirley had raped grouped up and stabbed him to death, so Shirley's dead now.

I don't really know where I was going with this story desu

Is it safe to drop the soap in a woman's prison?

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no. psycho women(male) are also sent to female prisons now

>worked in a prison for a month before bailing
>inspecting one of the prisoner dorms
>it's kinda like a summer camp dorm with bunk beds
>going through all the inmates stuff in their trunks looking for shanks, homemade tattoo guns etc
>one guy has a bunch of porn magazine cutouts of naked chicks all over the inside of his trunk
>guy training us says to just tear it all out to be thrown away

Man, I felt bad about that one. That was one of the only things I felt bad about.

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Everybody knows you're never supposed to take anything from anybody in prison unless you're trading for it. Dumb fucks, do they not watch HBO documentaries?

How many times did you jack off before you tore them?

This
Big Herc said if you take it in the cheeks, you're a homo not matter what.

I'm a small weak feminine gay male
How fucked would I be if I went to prison? I think I would get literally raped to death.

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because the anal cavity opens up when you bend over, it's hard to slip into someone when they're standing up. They could probably hold them down easier too when they're bent over.

Its the same reason you shit sitting down, and why you need to take unique positions for hetero sex too, you can't just have sex standing up.

I worked in a mental hospital for a year with patients that were too crazy for prison. The patients weren't bad though, it was dealing with ghetto niggers and spics for twelve hours daily.

No, they eat ass

Rape isn’t common at all in prison. There are a bunch of gay dudes and guys willingly having sex so there is no reason to rape.

>t. Ex con

How pretty is your mouth?

None, my back was hurting and it smelled like disgusting man stank everywhere. I'm glad I got out before I signed my contract or I would have been stuck there for two years.

Inmates are like fucking children and I don't want to be too self deprecating but i'm a soft fucking pussy and wasn't made for that line of work at all.

Not really
Just jerk off you fucking homo

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They actually have a part of most jails reserved for gays, so you'd be amongst other gays. Though there's always a chance that you'd end up some gay guys bitch, I've seen that happen before. I've even heard anecdotally of straight guys that lied about being gay so that they'd have less of a chance of being raped only to get into the gay ward and get fucked by some big gay alpha male anyways.

This, the whole only gay inside thing was concocted by Hollywood weirdo writers with gay fantasies.

>because the anal cavity opens up when you bend over, it's hard to slip into someone when they're standing up
You obviously have experience with this.

daily reminder that this shit mainly happens in USA prisons, not in europe, not in south america and def not in asia.

Just find the biggest guy on the block and become his bitch. He'll protect you. Easy peasy. You'll like gay shit already, so for you it'll be an extended vacation.

It definitely happens in south america, at least when they havent locked women into the men's prisons instead. Asians just labor you to death and steal your organs. No time for sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=1pEzp-Bn1Lk

>Big Hurc trying to play like he didnt bust cheeks

Do they flavor it first?

Yah I'd tear that ass up boii

Glad you got out bud. I tried to work security once and had the same issue, wrong personality for it. Inmates would be a nightmare for me

Lel found some reading the youtube comment section of one of the chris watts videos, very detailed and all.

Fuck off bracket poster

>not in south america
Bullshit
liveleak.com/view?t=8e9_1467487024

post ass or mouth pics and I'll tell you

>gay prisoner starts jerking you off

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Apparently the real rule is just don't ever pick up the soap, and if for some reason you do make sure you avoid looking at anyone's dick.

>reads tags
>fuck yes
>reads fandoms
>fuck no

Is there a safe way to pick up the soap or do you just let it stay on the floor?

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I guarantee you'll still like it - it's humans fucking that Sonic asspussy

This guy was a "punk rock activist" (aka the basedboy reddit beta type of the 90s) who was sent to prison. He thought he'd make a stand, incite the prisoners for justice, and come out a hero.

Instead he got raped by literally 40 niggers on his first night. Literally 40. I'm not exaggerating.

jimgoad.net/pdf/prison/donny.pdf

It's pretty weird how he says some were clearly trying to pretend he was a girl and ended up being the most gay of them all (kissing his ears and shit)

For real its just because prison showers are fucking toxic waste. Nothing touches the floor in there and lives.

What the fuck? You know i've seen a lot of liveleak vids, seen a lot of gore and rekt threads before, seen beheadings and kids getting their hearts ripped out of their chest still beating but this kind of brutal shit never ceases to astound me.

Why are brown people like this?

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is the correct answer

the state of this board is so fucked up that the whole thread is willing to be dumb/play dumb just so someone like doesn't call them gay

pretend there is no soap

Ok but it takes less than two seconds to pick something off the ground. Unless the flash is in with you nobody is getting inside cheeks in two seconds flat, it's just a dumbass joke

Bretty good actually, thanks
I have a rape fetish so it works

>liveleak.com/view?t=8e9_1467487024

>Warning - "Two prisoners tortured with burning plastic and forced to eat their own fingers" might contain content that is not suitable for all ages.

Thanks for the headsup, Liveleak. Jesus those guys were destroyed.

Kind of deserved it for kidnapping and killing a 7 year old though.

>There were times when I felt like I was paying for all the sins of the white
race. There were times when I had very religious feelings, it was like this was God
Almighty, to which I could only surrender. God was represented by this eternal big
black dick. You know, because after a while, I couldn’t differentiate, really, between
one person and the next. It was just this endless big black dick that was in me.
Every last one of them. There was only one other white boy in the block, and he
was getting fucked, too.…
This is hilarious.

>I'm a small weak feminine gay male
>worried about getting raped in prison

If i were you i'd worry less about rape and more about getting extorted by nigs that will force you to have your family send money every month.

>be in a shower with other men
>one man drops the soap
>instantly rock hard
>race over to be the first
>slam it right in there
God, I love it when someone drops the soap.

>There was only one other white guy on the block and he was being fucked too

lol

What if someone slips on the dropped soap, flys in the air, falls on his back with his legs over his head, with his butthole exposed and twitching cause he's wincing in pain? Hahahahahaha that would be funny.

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>You know, because after a while, I couldn’t differentiate, really, between one person and the next. It was just this endless big black dick that was in me.

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This is so fucked up I really can't tell if it's meant to be ironic or not...

Where are you now in the story?

I fucking hate how rape is treated as a joke when the victim is a straight dude

I finished the first part where the Bull raped/fucked him, but I'm going to save it to finish later
I'm edging right now

Based, leave an anonymous comment on the story if you liked it - might goad my co-writer into doing a fourth chapter

the worst part is how normal the voices of the torturers sounded.
no the worst part is how he writhed in pain in the beginning
no the worst part was how complacently he opened his mouth to be fed his own finger

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Underrated
>the whole only gay inside thing was concocted by Hollywood weirdo writers with gay fantasies.
And complained about by gay anons who feel their "gay outside too" lifestyle deserves better onscreen representation.

Source?

Why did my dick twitch reading this

that ass rape scene in Oz scarred me for life

do people really bend over to pick things off the ground instead of just bending at the knees and dropping down?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Donaldson_(activist)

leftist is a mental illness

that's how women pick things up

The trick to avoiding rape in jail is tell any potential rapist you have HIV.

The fact he was a homo liberal makes it poetic in a way.

Then you get raped by the aids prisoners.

do people really bend at the knees and drop down instead of scooping the item onto your foot and bringing it up to you?

Do you have opposable thumbs on your feet?

I can't bring myself to laugh at prison jokes anymore. Our penal system was brought right out of someone's nightmare. Even Iran has better jails than we do.

>Donaldson died of AIDS

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i have a very long foot that acts as a broad plane and a reasonable shelf to pick things up with

t. 6'4" manlet

my gf has gathered a distain for my feet because i pick all manner of shit up with them, she says i have the feet of a goblin - i pick up the soap with my toes every single day just to spite her fuck you bitch now my goblin feet are all over you

based goblin foot. i once grabbed someone with my clammy, sweaty foot and gripped them so hard they shrieked.

Dropping the soap in prison is a meme as is rape.
Everyone will laugh at you but just dont pick it up. Even if you pick it up 99% of the time you wont be raped unless youre in some really fucked up level 3-4 block but even then its extremely rare.
t. know people whove been to prison

that guy was a turbo faggot though. He said he missed being a prison bitch so he went on to get arrested just so he would go back to prison and be wanted again

imagine the smell

Are you a duck?

well you see i often have soap all over my feet so they smell fucking fantastic

>I-I've got AIDS g-guys
>So do we boy, so do we
(cut to a wide shot of prison exterior during a cold day as we hear a girlish scream O.S.)

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Its still not fucking funny. I just cant understand how its so widely accepted as a normal thing to be raped in prison if you are a relatively normal person

yes.

>everyone showers with their underwear on
Sounds inconvenient. Plus you have to wash your ass and dick at some point, in which I guess you take them off
It also sounds very cucked by muslims

>bending down to pick up things instead of squating
Not gonna make it

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You should write screenplays

Jail bros wwa
>possession class a felony

Bullshit only faggots wear their boxers in the showers because it flaunts their ass and dick like a wet t shirt contest but for dick. Everyone takes their boxers off in the showers and the only people who wear them want to be noticed. You are literally a fucking liar

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Base soap duck

i've heard of dykes using broken off broomsticks to rape other women in prison but it was some dumb beaner chick that told me that.

I do, but nobody reads them.

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Kind of like leaving it up to the imagination?

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What does getting fucked in the ass feel like bros

i watched an interview of a guy in the states who recently turned 21, got wasted, decided to drive and killed somebody in an accident. he was a short, slender dude and was put in maximum security with murderers and violent gang members. 3 weeks in he was jumped by 6 built guys, pinned to the floor and raped by all of them from which he contracted HIV and he only had a 1 year sentence.

what the fuck is wrong with america's prison system?

That’s only for heavy things you idiot

It would be extremely painful.

eh, thats not a very egregious example. Our criminals are the best at being shitty human beings.

>Put in maximum security with a 1 year sentence for manslaughter
Wut

Like taking a shit but the shit goes back in you over and over

down on one knee is the only way a man should get to pick up something on the ground. dont (You) me if you think otherwise

watch it for yourself:

youtube.com/watch?v=g1knkqH4Vi8

I wait till I have a good fart stirring, let it out as I'm lifting to get some extra help when picking stuff up with my legs.

Overthinking it this much means you're an autist that goes through life afraid somebody is going to assrape him at McDonalds

Jet engine power, very smart

i wonder if this would actually work even in microscopic terms
one day we be using farting exosuits to support workers?

>afterprison show
Funniest comment I ever read on that guys channel was "this guy talks like hes trying to fill the word count of an essay"

It's a cold world out there. I'm getting a little frosty myself.

this is the kind of underthinking that occurs to make you susceptible to being assraped at a mcdonalds

im normal and did some time. it can happen to everyone

Are you saying you're going to rape someone?

If he was royally fucked up the court could have deemed it depraved heart which makes things way harsher.

Did they have rape theater at your jail?

You sound like a bitch.

How do you become a rapist in prison? Does one have to fill in a certain number of forms, pay a fee, or simply increase ones social standing?

What ho chaps, I've had a splendid idea! Prisons should rent out their inmates to rich rapists! For a nominal fee, you can have your pick of the ruffians! That slender, effete, sensitive young boy, imprisoned for a crime of passion? The rugged gorilla who has killed at least 10 guards by snapping their necks? Or a simple street negroe? Each priced at a suitable price point of course!

Once the target is selected, you can then either live out your fantasies (armed guards as your "gang" assault the victim and hold him down for you to penetrate) or you simply sodomize them while they're tied down. Or even get creative with your punishments!

You could even make it voluntary! Prisoners who volunteer to take part get reduced sentences! And of course the money paid to do so will be for the good of the prison.

I guarantee this will happen in the near future.

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Most people that rape in prison have already raped someone before they ended up in prison. It really doesn't change a person that much.

I almost went to jail for not destroying my old driver's license. Cop had it out for me but didn't have anything to stick, noticed i still had my old license that was actually still valid and wrote it up incorrectly on purpose as a sub statute of a suspended license, which is apparently a felony.

Went to court and had to explain just what the fuck happened. Judge looked disgusted and called for the officer who didn't bother to show then told me to have a nice day.

What's actually a felony is you had an out of state license of something because that's usually a case of insurance fraud so that's why it's even a thing to begin with.

Wtf? I've been living out of my licensed state and never had an issue. I've even got registered and insured vehicles at my new address, that don't match my license.

I've had cops tell me "you know you were supposed to get a new license after 10 days right?" But nothing past that.

Probably helps that I've never had a cop that was angry at me.

I'm a nigger too.

Yeah not sure exactly how that all works it took a lot of creativity on the cops behalf. A creative and angry cop is just about the worst thing you can ever encounter.

Why was he angry at you? Were you going 21 in a 20 mph school zone? You piece of shit

i use my imagination more often than porn, no risk of bad camera angles or going to the guys face just before i shoot

no and yes

Kek nah I ran a yellow light that I guess looked like I ran a red to him. He was like half a mile away and I think he realized that by the time he pulled me over so he had to do something, anything that would make his dick hard.

ay man you on some peter gazin time
aint nobody wearin they shorts in the shower man
only thing you're wearin is yo shower shoes

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>i'm next

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No its not. Everyone knows you poor fucks in other countries are way worse off with less money. Why would guards there give a fuck

common courtesy, man. you want to be respectful and not too pushy when raping someone. what are we, animals??!

>*sigh*
>*unzips*

Tldr;
>Sent to comfy jail for a minor thing
>bail is 10(TEN) dollars
>wont pay on principle
>warden sanctioned gang rape
>gets out
>jail for weed possession
>joins group to avoid rape
>meditations made him great for facefucking by his protectors
>sent to different area
>gang raped
Pay your fucking bail

This 1,000,000%
Whats the rapist gonna do? Slide on his back from a running start with his boner up so he meets your lowering ass on the way down?

>not SLDLifting things off the floor
Still doing SS I see

So what you're saying is that every man is a potential rapist

fuck your image I just jacked off

the jews win again

>tfw been in prison
>didn't do the dropping
>see some cute little peter peeper who is new on the block
>hes cleaning his ass like a fucking noob (never clean your ass, if you get penetrated you want that faggot to have poo on his peter)
>he drops the soap
>no one pays attention like usual
>but this times it different
>he fucking looks around all bashful
>we lock eyes
>he bends down all woman like getting the soap
>Im talking like taking 20 seconds to get the soap
>I rush over there and put my dingus in his thingus
>pumping like crazy
>butt is clean too
>nice
>pump a couple more
>nut
>he squeaks a bit
>hes hard
>hot
>leave quickly
>not gay if I didnt jerk him off

I jerked him off later that week though.

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I lmao at your life you porn addicted cunt

So far, this is the WORST thread on Yea Forums. Congrats.

>he was a faggoty LGBT activist

Makes sense he'd make it a BDSM fantasy.

True Detective season 3

In all of 4channel you say?

This but unironically

The soap masks the smell, the terrible smell.

wow yes this is something to celebrate, how hilarious. Anyone who condones this or laughs at it is a hundred times worse than the most onions man who ever lived.

this is why you squat lads
deny the enemy use of his weapon
unless he's prone, then you're fucked regardless

Honestly, if Tyrone tried to rape me in prison I'd just go along with it and indulge him. Hopefully if I get into it he'll go slow and he won't tear my insides out. Might even feel nice.

What happens if you're a twink who is excited to be used by burly prison men? It's like getting reamed 24/7 would be a paradise.

Why do anglos glorify prison rape and their system's inability to rehabilitate criminals?

They make you have sex with a woman. A very attractive one.

Because they don't understand the concept of prison as a rehabilitation and criminal re-adjustment center, and see it as simply a box to place who they believe are "Wrongdoers" and keep them away from everybody else. The idea of actually presenting systems to teach criminals how to re-integrate into society is Socialistic and therefore bad. The idea of using prisons as an opportunity to both punish those who refuse to adjust their behavior, as well as protect and reward those who are fully willing to change their ways, is inconceivable. Therefore prison is just Rapeville and we laugh and scoff at anybody sent into it and have quite literally zero sense of moral empathy towards those who are placed inside.

Russians do the same. It's the problem of modern (or semi-modern, in case of Russia) society gone wrong, actually. The solution is always the same - destroy the whole thing and try to build something new in hopes that it will turn out better.

>REEEEEEEEE TELL MAGAEMPEROR THE OTHER COUNTRIES ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN A BLOO BLOO BLOO

The worst part about this is how this whole article is basically mocking him for being gang raped a thousand times.

this is what they're imagining

Well it's Jim Goad. Being a total piece of shit is kind of his shtick.

>you get a pass for that

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It is also doesn't happen in Russian prisons, mostly because there are no showers or soap.

What is up with all these materialist scum who pretend you aren’t in control of your actions? Your brain can be disciplined like anything else, it’s easy to overcome your sexual desires if you aren’t a weak faggot

you could do that IRL, with prisoners you don't know if they'll kill you afterwards or stab you out of shame

Have you not seen Midnight Express dude? That shit is happening in Asia guaranteed

whomst?

kek

Are sponges banned in prisons? Who the fuck washes themselves with a bar of soap only? It cannot even scrub dead skin. Lmao

they get off to how anxious the guy becomes when the soap slips out of his hands. he knows what's about to happen and he's powerless to resist.