Welcome back user, what kino are we watching today?
Welcome back user, what kino are we watching today?
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on tigget for supero mobie plx
Captain Marvel Robert
I always wanna see Captain Marvel
>A-Alita Battle Angel, Robert!
>Haha, user, this is your 6th time! Oh well, you like what you like! The usual Coke & popcorn with butter?
Stop playing games with me, Robert. You already know don't you?
fuck off roberto
h-he's fast
>Yeah, Robert, that's me. Whadday want?
>Huh? Oh, you mean that black guy? Nah, i think he quit or sumthin', haven't seen him in a long time...
US again, Robert
Another ticket for Alita please, I’m 6’4” if that makes any difference
fuck you chad you can't fool me i'm redpilled
One ticket to Godzilla: King of the Monsters and your finest crab legs please.
thanos dubs
thanos dubs
Sorry, sir, but you'll have to pay the lanket tax. That's 30% of you bill, after tip.
>Ebic kinoplex n*gnog
>haha popcorn minds and designated shooters
>I'm such a memer, I'm such a memeophile!
Robbit détected
Sorry, but you know we haven't showed that in months. Please stop asking to see it. No more Alita user. No more Alita. Sorry.
>Sorry, sir, but you'll have to pay the lanket tax. That's 30% of you bill, after tip.
I’m well proportioned, but thanks
*walks away*
redbit: the post
Sorry sir, but the only thing we are showing is Captain Marvel and it is already sold out for the next 3 hours.
Here's your crab's legs, sir! Freshly caught, as promised!
No movies for me today Robert. I'm just here to use the washroom
Obviously Alita™ again Robert, do you have the latest Limited™ Edition™ Collectible™ Cup™??
Also the the Coke™ Freestyle™ machine better have plenty of Cherry™ Coke™, I'm mighty thirsty today.
>tfw you will never go crabbing in alaska with robert
>tfw you accidentally kick your piss bottle and it rolls all the way down to the screen
I just pretended I had no idea about what had happened.
fuck yourself it was a spur of the moment thing didn't even think of checking the time... liked it inconvenienced you to check the time they played
Where'd ya go?
>tfw crabfishing in Alaska with Robert
>tfw you fall overboard
>The captain tells the crew to leave you, you're dead weight
>Without hesitation, Robert bravely dives into the ocean to save you.
>Well if it isn't user! Have you met my wife before?
does she know about your old fling?
>Those were some of the most memorable days of my youth but with time we all must move on.
Why the fuck is it so bright in here? Theaters aren't supposed to be bright. Fix it now.
>tfw you're moderately racist but love Robert
he just looks like an upstanding guy
Apologise to Robert
has Robert attended the IRL eyes wide shut elite masquerades?
>Robert ain't here today, the fuck you want pinky?
>Crab legs? Nigga we ain't got crab legs AHAHAHA HEY JEROME THIS WHITE BOY OVER HERE BE ASKIN FOR CRAB LEGS
This is the worst job by far. All the fucking time having to tell oldfags to hand over their ticket. Getting the same old tired excuse "I left it inside" and "I just needed to use the bathroom" etc. But honestly it's not that bad of a job, pretty good. You get to watch movies for free, so that's nice. It just really sucks when old ass boomers walk right past you ignoring you when you try to ticket them. It's rude as fuck.
Nice hat Tyrone. Now give me the fucking crab legs or I'll violate the singles policy.
He is our Robert.
Does he know of our love for him
Jesus fuck the Robert hologram is broken again.
user, my eyes are up here.
I'll be watching the first scene of RCTD-065 as I am almost done subbing the entire film!
I heard this was unironically good
Nope.
>tfw Robert is an office wagecuck
Serves that nigger right for always fucking up my order
U WAN KURABBU REG?
SOLLY NO KURABBU REG.
HERE POPCORUN WIT ONIONS SAUCE ENJOY
based
I got a site wide ban for posting friday night why are you here thread. I'd be vary of posting anything other than capeshit because of the retarded jannies.
Hey, Bob-O. How's Lane?
Janny got sent to bed with no dinner and is sperging out
>Robert huh... I haven’t heard that name in a long time...that life is behind me
>kernels
lole
I just need to use the gym and showers. I live out of my car now Robert.
That's tough
I hear the crab boat is always hiring
1 TICKET TO THE LATEST KINO BY SEX MAN FILMS PLEASE KR ROBERT. DO NOT FORGET THE CRAB LEGS IM MY FAVOURITE CHEESE AND BUTTER SAUCE ROBBY. and uh the funny little toy man that appears on top of those limited edition Alita battle angel cups please
Based.
Holy fuck Pruane haven't thought about him in forever.
Does he still do videos?
youtube.com
Bar tender: Oh hey! the usual?
man in the shadows: Sure
Bar tender: side of crab legs?
Man in the shadows: Nah man....that aint me anymore.
Bar tender: But you know the kids from the church made them for yo-
ENOUGH! I DONT WANT NO DAMN CRAB LEGS.
bar tender: sorry man....
bar tender turns the volume of the tv
CNN reports dozens of costumers taken hostage by janitors, police sources say the Kinoplex is taken over, the janitors demand the Kinoplex is condemned.. as the clock moves forward the families of the Kino goers are waiting for a miracle.....
Rude
'pranos of course
>mulignan
I'm so sorry Robert! Here I'll even throw in an extra tip on the Manlet Tax
Did they really photoshop that girl on there twice and put them right next to each other
>tfw worked as a projectionist at local kinoplex but the industry moved toward digital projectors and eventually quit
It hurts bros... nothing is comfier than building the film reel for an upcoming kino and getting to screen it before anyone else alone after hours
bump
Alita of course! I've got 2 more showings to catch today.
fucking based
keep doing the good work