Do yourself a favor, don't watch The Mirror

Do yourself a favor, don't watch The Mirror

As for films with such high pedigrees, this is one of the worst. Tarkovsky is basically an amateur pretending to be an auteur. Congratulations, Tark you've essentially paved the way for Malick and pseudo cinema. Wondering why actual directors are getting work and wondering why people remember Polanski, Wes Anderson, Bay, Spielberg, Kubrick, Villenueve, Cuaron, Aronofsky. There are no rivals to Tarkovsky in terms of pretension in the male gender, only a female like Katheryn Bigelow could begin to come close. Even Lars Von Trier, an admitted nazi, has more humanity and closure to his filmmaking than the Russian stable boy known as Andrei Tarkovsky.

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Poor bait

Mmmm yes very interesting take OP

>*unhinges jaw*
>*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>*SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP*

Ah yes delectable

>*burp*

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There is literally zero "pretension" in any Tarkovsky work whatsoever, everything as emotionally direct as it can be with no le symbolism gimmicks.
His sole intent was to be as truthful in his expression as possible.

It's as emotionally direct as watching paint dry

Sure if you're a middle school fortnite zoomer.

>typical soiboy mad because he couldn't understand something and thinks it has deeper meanings
you're not supposed to get anything in his movie
it's an autobiographic art piece about motherhood, depicting the women that surrounded him, mainly his mother and ex-wife
everything else is just pure expression of sentiment, and shouldn't be read as symbols or mind puzzles that you have to "get"
stop thinking movies are brain challenges, and open yourself to feel what the art represents
even if you don't care about the loose narrative in The Mirror, you can't deny it's visually outstanding and has an amazingly unique storytelling aesthetic

>i like bad movies you are so dumb
K lol

Why do you think it's a bad movie my dear phoneposting friend?

Based OP, Tark is hot garbage but I still occasionally like watching garbage

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soiyim are the ones who love Tarkovsky, plebdick

nice try, soilent
I know you """people""" only care about progressive agenda oscar bait trash and generic mass produced capeshit

>stop thinking movies are brain challenges, and open yourself to feel what the art represents
This thinking is more soi than Nazi beans

do you honestly think art is supposed to be a mind puzzle?
you're the kind of person that says inception and matrix are their favorite movies

>duuuude you just gotta like feeeeel the vibes man
Fuck off roastie

lmao, what a fucking autistic brainlet
it's ok, though, art isn't for everyone
specially for someone with a double digit IQ like you

Go express your feelings by taking a trip to the mall, Becky

>implying I'm a futile roastie
>while not understanding a simple straightforwards movie
kek, the projection...

>a straightforward movie about mommy issues
yep you're a macho man alright

>>a straightforward movie about mommy issues
that's right, see? it wasn't so hard to understand, was it?

Yes, I finally get it now. Tarkovsky fans are omega level mommyfags.

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tarkovsky was a homo who liked being penetrated by notorious bum pirate parajanov

uhmm no, sweaty...
It's a visually great movie, unmatched in its approach to form, and with an interesting message
you don't have to relate to it thematically in order to enjoy it
a lot of it also relates to russian history and identity, and I cannot relate to it, because I'm not russian. But I can certainly appreciate its beauty

>all this freshmen eng lit tier pseud babble
How does one relate to something "thematically"? Isn't that the same as just saying you relate to it?

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>>all this freshmen eng lit tier pseud babble
english is not my mother tongue, but I'm trying to make myself clear
>Isn't that the same as just saying you relate to it?
not necessarily
you can relate to its approach to the theme, for instance, or to its underlying tones, the atmosphere of the movie, the sentiment it evokes, stylistic choices, etc
a movie is more than a narrative and a main theme

why are mommyfags omega level? i have mommy issues and a femdom fetish cuz i got dommed by an older female cousin when i was a teenager.

>a movie is more than a narrative and a main theme
Yeah, in Tarkovsky's case it's also shit

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that is a very compelling argument you make
I don't think the folks here at Yea Forums can keep up with your intellect, to which I strongly suggest you go to a place more suitable for you, like reddit

Story time

nice sarcasm dude, you really showed me how much of a non-fag tarkovsky is and how you're also totally straight

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no, she ruined my life and i'm a mentally ill emotionally wounded adult

do you love tarkovsky movies?

finna hella made

haven't watched an yet. where should i start/

start with gay porn and then watch stalker

why

one of the interpretations of stalker is that it's about homosexuals fleeing persecution

oh i thought you were saying i was a homosexual or beta because of my past

yes that too

why