My gf and her ex bf (don't laugh this is true) are dragging me to see CM but the first theater we picked I'd sold out. Wtf is going on? No way my city's movie places are sold out on a Monday. How's this possible?
Captain Marvel is sold out on a Monday?
Charles Butler
Jackson Sullivan
How did you let this happen OP, and I'm not talking about the movie choice
Christian Roberts
>My gf and her ex bf
OH NO NO NO NO
Landon Ortiz
He's paying so it's all good bro. I refuse to pay for me and my girlfriend to see her fungal toes. No thanks
Jose Morales
Are they bringing their son with them?
James Butler
Its a good concept, but a little too farfetched OP. Nice try at bait tho, maybe if the topic was more related to the potential cuckolding it would be more believable
Jordan Nelson
>My gf and her ex bf
You're getting clucked for sure
Hunter Myers
The only way OP can make himself not a faggot out of this is if he IS their son
Henry Jenkins
They're hoping you don't go so she can give him the good succ in the theater and then kiss you later with his cum still on her breath
Luis Perez
Naw he's white
It's true tho not memeing tho. We went to see Aquachad too. My gf is into capeshit
Angel Mitchell
I'm letting him pay, for both of us.
Parker Price
youre a faggot op
Austin Anderson
No she kinda hates him but we're friends. I wish tho. She put on some weight recently and could use a good fuck. I ain't into heavy machinery.
Eli Cox
Back to topic is anyone else noticing this in their cities? With sold out shows on Monday?
David Jenkins
>giving up your dignity and self respect for a movie ticket
Luke Price
>My gf and her ex bf (don't laugh this is true)
Eli Jenkins
>he has low testosterone too
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Camden Green
Well the next showing for me is in 20 minutes and there's only two seats taken. So no.
Ethan Hill
hmm pretty dece bait but need something more believeable
Christopher Reyes
>and her ex bf
ACTUAL
LITERAL
UNIRONIC
C U C K O L D
LMAO@YL
Dylan Kelly
You’re a fucking loser. There’s honor in going to the movies alone. Letting yourself be cucked in public is disgraceful.
Connor Jenkins
>My gf and her ex bf
>(don't laugh
LMAO
Kevin Roberts
>My gf and her ex bf
Poor bait to trigger the already delusional /pol/cels and feed their MUHH Disney conspiracy
try a little harder next time
Carter Davis
BASED Captain Marvel being super popular!
Grayson Peterson
>My gf and her ex bf (don't laugh this is true)
>She put on some weight recently and could use a good fuck. I ain't into heavy machinery.
Bros OP is the cuck and is only pretending ot be retarded
Easton Martin
Fuck you my falcon is sick and Robert told me no solo
Evan Hughes
Definitely, he’s jackin it to these replies right now for sure. He could’ve easily left out the cuck bit.
We’re on to you, OP, you dirty boy. Your tiny cock can’t even penetrate her fupa, can it? She needs a real man to satisfy her and you love it.
James Flores
Disney is buying tickets to make sure it hits a billion.
Lincoln Martin
Mason Jenkins
seething DCucks detected
Parker Green
Are you in the US? Or is your country just getting the movie?
Elijah Rogers
>hanging out with your gf and her ex
>theyre dragging me to this
Onions boys are such sad creatures.
William Martin
I was invited to go tonight too. I guess it's just a coincidence.
Wyatt Lee
This is the formerly biggest bait ever
Michael Bennett
>My gf and her ex bf
Guaranteed 100+ replies.
Asher Baker
Are you fucking OP's girlfriend? How fat is she?
John Ross
So OP here with an update.
There's barely 20 people here. But this isn't the sold out theater tho.
And for your information my gf wants to sit in the middle of us. And I wanted Quiznos but she wanted Kim Chee in the food court instead. And he insisted on buying it for her.
I'll keep you guys posted on the audience reactions.
Jonathan Smith
I'm from Canada
Robert Cruz
>My gf and her ex bf (don't laugh this is true)
that only makes it funnier and you know it
10/10 thread
Joshua Garcia
So I gotta turn off my phone my gf is making me but I doubt this thread will stay up but that guy just put his hands on my girlfriend's knee. Yikes
Jace Gomez
>No way my city's movie places are sold out on a Monday.
You have bigger problems than that cuck. Do you prep the bull too?
Cameron Collins
They did a little bit where Sam L and he Brie did a quiz and she seriously got mad at him for not picking helping people she femsplained him!!!!
Ayden Watson
All white men are cuckolds.