Why'd he do it lads?
Why'd he do it lads?
No women wanted him so he's been cast out of the group.
The long beaks infiltrated his colony, causing unending migration of southern brown penguins. He lost everything he had to live for.
He was an incel penguin?
died? no, became stronger!
Yes. The other penguins kept telling him to "have sex" despite knowing it wasn't something he was capable of. In order to protect his sanity, he had to go his own way even if it meant he was going to die in the process.
So he was PGTOW?
when were you wen pangun was kill
i was sat at home drinking bran fluid when petyor ring
'pangun is kill'
'no'
maybe he is a scout. 99.99% die but every now again one finds a new penguin group and spreads new genes
It is unknown to this day if he decided to join an anti-hens group or found peace with himself by living in solitude.
Holy fuck that's sad. Is this the docuseries "life"?
because fuck it
Why are these weird walking fish such bros?
He was the reincarnation of Timothy Treadwill.
its how amininals get to new places
if no one deviated from the group there would never be any animal migration
of course most anomalies result in death like this one
but this is the trial and error of natural selection
no aversion to humans because they evolved on the only continent with no humans
DELET
I don't think this is true. Most animals get to new places because of climate changes. Unless they're hermaphrodites like lizards, I don't see how it's going to be beneficial for only one penguin to travel to a new place. I might be wrong though.
Kek
you mnow what really jingles my noghin
despite being 13% of the whale population orcas commit 90% of the crime
>tfw this penguin got tired of routine life among other penguins
>tfw all he wants is learn how to fly as "normal birds"
>tfw he decides to leave in order to discover the secret of flying
>tfw he never died as Herzog suggested
>tfw he actually made it out of antarctica
>tfw he starts working in USA airport
>tfw he discovers video games
>tfw he starts casually playing pilot sims while off-duty
>tfw he can finally fly
>tfw happy for the first time in ages
>tfw he realizes it's not real, just a computer program made by humans
>tfw depressed as fuck
>tfw life becomes boring and stale again
>tfw no one cares about you
>tfw at work again
>tfw see the airplanes landing and flying
>tfw fucking machines can do it but you can't even though you are a bird and was meant to fly
>tfw a pilot forgets to lock the airplane
>tfw this is your chance
>tfw you can finally be free and live as a bird
>tfw you can fly easily due to video games
>tfw fly off to the sky
>tfw finally free, for the first time in his life
"weeeeeeee!..."
he couldn't get any penguin pusy so he ran off to go fine a waifu
Based Nils Olav. Second best animal soldier after Wojtek.