Anyone going to watch Jesus Kino on the history channel? It comes on in just a few minutes...

IS THAT VERCINGETORIX FROM ROME?????

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There is literally no historical documentation that Jesus even existed.

*tips fedora*

What qualifies a writing as historical in your opinion

why can't you just have sex?! Is it really too much to ask?!

Jerusalem was under Roman Control during the supposed time Jesus existed, yet no philosopher or historian spoke of him back then.

But hey if you want to believe in fables about people walking in water, multiplying food, healing blind people by touching them and turning water into wine go right ahead.

Heh... not today Satan

There's a probable reference in Josephus, but that's beside the point. Why would the leader of some random religious fanatic movement in a backwater province get a historical mention? Even if he did, what's the likelihood it would make it 2000 years? The only people we tend to know about from that time are dudes like Caesar and Augustus and poets and historians and the like.

Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.

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That's a retarded post m8.

Even historians from multiple sources talked about how that crazy fuck Mohammed walked in the desert and said he spoke to Allah.

have sex

this is some really, really shitty cash grab for retarded boomer christians

the good ol boys ITT will remember the true Christ kino that history channel used to air

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because he was a conqueror. Mohammad making his mark and setting up an empire for decades leaves a lot more of a historical mark than some Jew who was popular for only three years and never left Palestine.

Yep. Then going to watch Knightfall. Is History Channel trying to tell us that it's time?

and what makes your hadiths more credible than the biblical letters, and gospel narratives? nothing. also Mohammed was a conqueror and a man of war, it makes sense that he would be recorded because as I implied above those are the kinds of people who get recorded by diverse sources

he went directly against the priests way of life by demanding an end to sacrifices and offering salvation without asking offerings in return

this.

the sexpill will save any bitter incel.

Based. May I also suggest the Gospel of John adaptation starring Desomand from Lost.

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what a dumb comparison, Jesus was a nobody who spend only days in Jerusalem while mohamed was a caravan raider then commanded Medina to atack Mecca and then created an empire, also wirting the teachings himself.
Jesus never wrote and for romans at first he was just some street agitator, it was the following cult that he spawned wich gave him relevance and if you think that it wouldve been posible without him existing you are fucking retarded
if you really think that the Roman empire at its height spend years hunting followers of a made up guy until they made their religion the only one oficial in the territory three hundred years after him you are beyond stupid

yeah because by definition they would no longer be an incel you dunce

>trusting the history channel to make a show about jesus

Are the pharisees going to be the good guys all along?

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Satan begone from this thread. In the name of the LORD Jesus Christ, begone.

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jesus wants you to have sex

see "be fruitful and multiply"

> Had sex multiple times
> Make 100k
> work out 3 times a week

still hate jews

what do?

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