>the snake was a human all along
>a perfectly nice human that does nothing but support the movie's sympathetic character for the entirety of her screentime
Way to ruin the scene where Neville chops her head off, J.K..
The snake was a human all along
She can have sex with you, then change into a snake and vore you.
I just want a war between LOTR fanboys and Harry Potter fanboys. Can I have that much?
JK Rowling hates Asian women.
that would be weird haha
Dumbledore could kick Gandalf's ass any day and it wouldn't even be close.
I wont be reading replies to this post.
>does nothing but support the movie's sympathetic character for the entirety of her screentime
And then he turns around and tells her to fuck off for some Nazi dick
fucking pathetic
What was going through her head as she crammed an old english gardener down her throat whole
If you want to see liberals and conservatives warring just go to /pol/.
All hail glorious Sutekh
>Harry Potheads stand in a giant morass shouting bad Latin
>at the advancing line of heavy infantry
>meanwhile, the skirmishers flank
>Claim off screen that the Potterverse is super progressive
>Fills the onscreen with racist stereotypes that DW Griffith would have cringed at
What did JK mean by this?
>a gay, overweight, grey man with a large stick rides in on a horse
So Neville is the only kid to actually, intentionally kill someone?
Based Neville
>and delivers psychedelic drugs to the orc cosplayers
some american whips out a RooR bong and sings 311's "whooo's got the pipeweed"
meat.
all the hobbits are supposed to be striking from the rear, but they all wandered off to get high
>tfw no qt 3.14 snake gf
they cute
i hate JK Rowling
>faggot complains about something ruining something for the millionth time
Nah it doesn't ruin anything stop sperging
You're right