A daughter you say?
A daughter you say?
Ian Watson
Brayden Ross
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically
Ayden Young
and then she gets fucked by drugged up Tyrone at the homeless shelter, reward ruined, all your 20 years wasted and your future lineage being made of mutts, think about it logically
Jace Roberts
Got me thinking logically
Joseph Roberts
Got me hitting the pipe.
Bentley Ross
Guys, raising a daughter and not fucking here is extremely cucked, but there's a job out there that is far more pathetic than being a dad...
James Robinson
>there's a job out there that is far more pathetic than being a dad...
Sitting on the porch of a feed and seed store mocking customers?
Christian Parker
>shire
>black people
Nolan Peterson
jannies have no power here
Brody Thompson
Doesn't a "job" kind of imply getting paid?
Jaxson Jones
after the war for the one ring sympathetic civil right groups towards orcs were formed and they were granted housing among the shirefolk and rest of middle-earth despite protest of the common-folk
the first to support the movement were intersectional feminists wanting equal rights and the remaining (((elves)))
orcs were no longer called orcs because it was deemed too insensitive and a reminder of oppression, instead being called "black people"
John Moore
No the original pasta is true that having a daughter is literally raising a child just to get fucked, but up until recently it wasn't cuckoldry. There used to be a huge benefit to having a daughter which is that if she was hot enough she would be guaranteed to pass on your genes with a good mate. This was never guaranteed with having a son because men have to do more than be hot to get a good mate and men are more likely to die in dangerous situations before reproducing. Its only become cuckoldry in the last 100 years because women are no longer to guaranteed to reproduce and are more likely to reproduce with a mediocre mate. Raising a daughter just for her to eventually get fucked isn't a bad thing, its a bad thing when you don't get anything out of it.
Brandon Ramirez
you are aware orks goblins and elves were literally like the same race, but like different factions/religions (or with slightly different adaptations depending on who they were aligned with)
it's fucking weird, and then there's dwarves and the whole gnostic thing regarding their origins.
Michael Harris
Fellowship of the Ring - fantastic
The Two Towers - pretty damn good
Return of the King - alright!
Unexpected Journey - uhhhh
Desolation of Smaug - whaaa
Battle of the Five Armies - holy fucking shit what the fuck
Isaac Ward
Tolkien is a hack and only dicklet virgins think otherwise
Andrew Jones
hmmmm, you might be onto something here
Lucas Martinez
I agree but without the yikescringe
James Flores
>black
>people
Jace Cruz
thanks reddit
Dylan Martinez
/thread
Josiah Brooks
you said she's 120 lbs?
Wyatt Watson
College "taught" me to critically think but now you're making me think logically.
Aiden Rivera
Why would I give a fuck about how random bystanders on the street feel. Fuck em!
Ian Hall
>went to the zoo with my family the other day
>see a lot of cute little girls with bows in their hair
>they look like they're having so much fun looking at the animals, and their parents look so happy
>just watched some kids look at the gorillas for a while
>made me want to be a parent
>then a group of five teenagers came by to look at the gorillas too
>three black boys, two white blonde girls
>one was wearing a ripped jean miniskirt, one had a fucking dog collar around her neck
>maybe I don't want to be a parent anymore
Merry was right.
Aaron Wood
Yea Forums has the best fucking memes. Even as a black man, I can't get enough of good stuff like this.
Jordan Myers
horrible
Ryder Cruz
Orcs are literally elves corrupted by Sauron. If you wanna apply bullshit to the Orcs they are whites who are indoctrinated by politics and become extremists.
Owen Barnes
Well now that you put it this way...
Nathaniel Nelson
Well, Merry
*hits pipe*
you used to make such profound, albeit controversial philosophical arguments about life and sex. Now it just seems like you’ve gone full incel. Im dissapointed that such a bold figure in the academic world has become nothing more than a shock-value dependent hack.
The thing with daughters is that it's way more likely to get you a grandchild than sons. Think about it, your son might grow up to be an incel unable to even talk to women. And even if he finds a mate, it just might be the female gets pregnant through some side dick and your bloodline ends anyway. Whereas with a female child it doesn't matter what kind of person knocks her up, the thing that comes out of her still carries your genes. And even if she's fat and ugly and autistic she can just go to a sperm bank and reproduce. Thus, having daughters is the way to go for people who want their genes to go forward
Blake Barnes
There is a book called "The last ringbearer" its "History is written by the victors" sort of thing where the elves , hobbits and humans are all assholes and the orcs are the "good guys"
Gavin Ramirez
please fuck my wife
Tyler Richardson
>the lord of the rings trilogy: yes
>the hobbit trilogy: no
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