I enjoyed it until the Blofeld nonsense

1. Casino Royale
2. Skyfall
3. Spectre before the IT WAS ME JAMES scene
4. Quantum of Solace
5. The rest of Spectre

>Make the centerpoint of the film a gay Texas Hold Em match because there was a poker fad at the time
Gay, also Bond plays Baccarat, not poker. It was such obvious pandering

That's a meaningless argument. The poker game was fucking great. So was Vesper and the romance. It just sounds like your opinions are shit.

Kinography - SPECTRE
Film - Skyfall
Movie - Quantum of Solace
Flick - Casino Royale

Best Bond girl.

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The beach scene was hilariously bad, Craig and Eva have no chemistry whatsoever. And the poker game that makes no sense and ends with everyone getting a stellar hand for cheap tension? Lmao, it was like watching some shitty anime

Spectre
>had a really bad romance, even for a Bond film
the part where Blofeld gives Bond a lobotomy to make him forget who she is and ruin their relationship but his love is so strong he can't forget her was especially cringe.
>had really bad reincorporation of previous bond films
what was the point of bringing back Mr. White? What was the point of DeSilva and everyone else being part of Blofeld's plan?
>some of the worst chase scenes
The wingless airplane sledding felt like something from a Brosnen movie and the Italy car chase felt like a Moore movie.
>not Odd Job
was the guy with the thumbs supposed to be cool? The train fight with him was pretty cool. I just don't get why they tried to make his thumbs a thing.
>shooting down a helicopter with a pistol
>if you kill him, he wins!
>Sam Smith

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>zero ass

>5 minutes of milky mommy Bellucci after all the hype, and then too many minutes with that miserable rat faced cunt the rest of the film

Outside of the opening and the MILF pump, you know the film was garbage

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>Craig and Eva have no chemistry
t. Virgin
>Poker game that makes no sense
t. Brainet
>Everyone getting a stellar hand like some shitty anime
The entire Bond franchise is a shitty anime lmao. Bond always pulls shit out of his ass and has incredible luck. That's part of his character, the unrealistic good luck. And no, not everyone had a great hand. Only he and LeChefre had good hands. The other two had middling ones but bet everything because that's all they had to bet.

Who this?

Fucking Google. Why do they show the most unflattering photos of her in their image search results? I swear whoever write the algorithm is an angry old roastie.

I'd agree with this.

Leah Seydoux

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>Remember when you took that messy shit and there was no toilet paper available? All me James.

I think all the post-Dalton Bond movies are stupid, the character doesn't work in a modern setting

Just reboot the franchise and set it during the appropriate Cold War setting, it would make them a lot more unique than these bland action movies.

seydoux was stupid hot in this movie

Probably the best list here but QoS is still dogshit even compared to Spectres third act

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>craig
>bond

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>dark nips on pale tits
love that shit but she's out of my price range

Ignore that dude, hes the same anti CR spammer that spreads his autism in every Craig thread.