Apple Streaming Service 'Sizzle Reel'

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Lot of big names they've got in these shows. Must have spent a fortune.

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nice

I'm a big fan of Gus Birney.

>he WSJ report notes that Apple’s preference is for family-friendly projects that appeal to a broad audience, and it’s trying to avoid weighing into overly political or controversial territory with the content that it’s producing. (Only a handful of those shows “veer into ‘TV-MA’ territory.”)

I don't recognize any of these shows. Am I just old or is there just a shit ton of tv shows that most people don't have time to watch?

Big if true. That really would make this the netflix killer.

>Netflix has Scorsese
>Apple could only get Aaron Paul

>and it’s trying to avoid weighing into overly political
The lineup i saw was a bunch of SJW garbage pretty much.
>Immigrants are great!
>Harassment in the workplace!
>Women and journalists! Also the man journalist is oppressing them!
>A singer finds her 'voice' in diverse Jew York

Any guesses how in the hole Apple will be when this doesn't make any money?

>apple tv plus
>Disney plus
>Hulu plus
>Netflix plus
>amazon prime plus
>cbs all access plus

>Use my mom's netflix account
>Have my own prime account
>Pirate everything else.

Streaming is going to die a hard death due to oversaturation sooner than we realize.

Quiet goy! It's not openly political like cable, it's the much more insidious type of political, slowly indoctrinating your children with its subconscious propaganda!

Is Disney Plus still going to be a thing when Disney now owns Hulu?

I doubt it. Netflix is still the big name. Other services will come and go.

>Spielberg

That fucker peaked 40 years ago.

I'm excited, I wonder how much creative freedom they gave to the people making these shows

all shows produced by apple, they're getting into the original content game

Have you seen the quality of netflix shows lately? Home many people do you think are actually paying for the service anymore? Plus the content they have to offer besides their original stuff is worthless.

Does it have American dad? I only watch kino

Do I need an Apple TV to watch it or can I see it on Roku?

>Home many people do you think are actually paying for the service anymore?
Millions upon millions. And there's plenty of stuff on there that I enjoy watching.

Netflix is even losing favor with normies since they increased the price and them losing the streaming rights to Friends.

>apple trying things other than phones

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>only libtard names

When is Disney and Apple gonna merge in to one superdestructive force?

forgot pic

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>Torrent+

>Spielberg
>JJ Abrams
>Scottish Cocksucker

This reads like a list of enemies.

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>Brie Larson
into the trash

>I wonder how much creative freedom they gave to the people making these shows
This is Apple. None. It'll be SJW bullshit but otherwise sanitized the way Apple does to everything they touch. "Family Friendly" means safe, and if they are successful with this (hope they are not) expect them to pull the same shit they do with the App store and tell producers and studios they have to clean things up if they want to be distributed through Apple TV.

These edits are offensive

could help but notice every face is a woman

hmm

fuck that noise

Will watch Hailee Steinfeld's show.

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I can't wait to download the torrents.

So this is why Sylvia Hoeks shaved her head. I thought she went crazy.

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Damn she lookin rough

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That says everything about the future of this shit.

>>The Future is Female, the streaming service

>>muslima, fuck off

>>nigger kalifa, fuck off

>>the 100 rip off, momoa fuck off

>>muh moon landing, fuck off

>>some gay period piece faggotry, fuck off

jen aniston, get on my dick

i can't tell who apple's target audience is

i dont think netflix will be the one surviving

think about the type of people who have trouble using apple phones and iwatches. That is their target audience.

appleTVs having netflix pre-installed kinda makes their attempt to start a streaming service pointless and extremely late.

Kinda like that time they told iphone users to just install google maps, because apple maps was ass.

bored housewives who want to feel empowered