So is he going to kill himself on live tv as penitence?

So is he going to kill himself on live tv as penitence?

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If dubs it happens

Ohhhhh fuck man this is gonna lead to some shit in the states

He's going to joke that Mueller is also a Russian puppet or something. Check em.

why does he look different on this photo? like he's in the process of morphing into Woody Allen

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Oh shit

oh god here we go

soul left body years ago when he committed an atrocity to be initiated into the greater hierarchy of demon servants

>two 2s
>2 scoops
>2 genders
>2 terms
MAGA

He'll double down. They always double down. He looks like a fucking pedo.

Sweeeeeeeet but I’d rather see him murdered

I'd put down $100 this guy has raped a toddler.

PLEASE BE REAL SWEET JESUS PLEASE BE REAL, DON'T FUCK WITH ME PLEASE, I HOPE A NIGGA DOES

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Um actually Russians hacked the investigation sweaty

>looks like

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steve is great forever fuck you cuck

Well, I guess he is safe. Only the power of triples would kill him now.

Eat shit and DIE.

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i believe

Check mine.

Nigga looks pale af

POSTING

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Colbert will be seen as a legend and hero in the nwar future, for taking the piss out of magatards every single day. Especiallly since in the future everyone who ever supported Trump will deny they did, and he will be looked back on in a very negative light. He indirectly led to the rise in hate crimes all over the world and political polarization. He spent trillions of taxpayer dollars on the military industrial complex and Israel. He will be consistently ranked worst president in the history of this country.

HOLY SHIT

Please Lord almighty, let this be the timeline where it happens

Holy shit

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Got bit by a werejew.

Holy shit

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You either live long enough to see yourself become a washed up comedian, shilling for the liberal establishment or you don't succeed in Hollywood

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Witnessed. Get me in the screencap after he blows his brains out.

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Cool numbers

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He's turning into Bob Saget.

Why? What happened?

TWO TWOS
BLUUUUUUUMPF

Trumps shill attorney general claims trump is innocent but wont show any proof.

I'm waiting for Rachel Maddow to have a breakdown on live TV, ranting about the Russians in her head as she plunges a power drill through the side of her skull.

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Doubles have never made anything happen.

Never give up, little guy. Stay down-with-the-cause.

TOO...MANY...SCOOPS

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> starts off bashing Trump for two scoops
> ends his life with two twos
pottery

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I'm watching MSNBC now. They're doubling down as I expected them to. Literally hanging on by one ambiguous sentence about Mueller not making a decision on obstruction. I'd expect she'll spend an hour talking about this one sentence.

NOOOOOOOOO THE MAN I GET ALL MY NEWS FROM

also this is all the right has as a response to obvious collusion and corruption.

He joined the pedo cult that runs Hollywood. John Lebowitz even made a joke about this to him during an interview. He said something to the effect of "I see you've been getting your hands dirty."

>He'll double down. They always double down. He looks like a fucking pedo.
Maybe. Or he'll slowly obfuscate his whole 2 year long crusade as just professional bollocking.

When even the young turks is wailing on you, you know you'd gone off the rails.

youtu.be/kgBxfHdb4OU

Imagine being a Trump supporter.

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for what? i haven't been following stuff

Except get Trump elected

Was Keek even there?

formerly I'm with her

Imagine WANTING to pay for their healthcare.
Leftists are adorably crazy

what will be his method?

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for what? ending a god damn war?

never forget

youtube.com/watch?v=16o3MNGQiFU

dilate

this is very sensitive to this state please delet

>this state
?

Suicide bombs the Oscars.

Ah okay, and colbert acted like they weren't gonna claim he was innocent?

look, i don't know why the man got a hair up his ass about Trump, or how he somehow came to represent the establishment, but he was there for America when she needed him most.

I don't know why you jackals have to jerk it to thought of him committing suicide, the man is an ass, not a monster.

3 year, $25 million dollar investigation by Mueller. 0 indictments connected to Russia.

And you still can't accept that you were made a fool of by an absurd conspiracy theory. You're just making an ass of yourself at this point.

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its just banter m8, he calls us virgin losers, we tell him to kill himself, everyone has a good laugh and a tall pint.

this whole thing is just bizarre, they were just talking on NPR about the likelihood of right wing uprisings when trump leaves office. I have just appalled at the state of our media organizations.

*I am just appalled

ffs brain why

>look, i don't know why the man got a hair up his ass about Trump
Seriously? It's called RATINGS. His show was way behind Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel until he started being Anti-Trump all the time. Once he got on the Trump Hate Train, his popularity skyrocketed and he became #1 for Late Night.

Hell, did anyone even post him on Yea Forums before he got political on his show?

thats what happens when companies are forced to diversify and hire people who are otherwise completely unqualified for the job. journalists today only look the part, half of them clearly don't give a fuck about reporting the news.

>And you still can't accept that you were made a fool of by an absurd conspiracy theory.
As opposed to sensible conspiracy theories like "Pizza doesn't actually exist, that's just a secret pedophile code word."

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wow good stawman. I guess everyone that rejected a baseless claim is really a pizzagater

>There might have been a 2 year long taxpayer funded government investigation into whether or not Trump was a foreign agent, AKA treason, which carries the death penalty
>but did you know some retards on /pol/ thought a pizza shop was run by a pedophile ring?
It's exactly the same!!!!!!

holy shit, we are in the mix, boys

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Nobody cares about pedophilia rings.
Just ask the Catholic church.

I think the influence on the press from the various spooks from the CIA, the NSA and the rest of the deep state is what really disturbs me.

This whole Russian narrative has basically been a psyop by unelected spooks to try and undermine a democratically elected President because he didn't come from the establishment.

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Hi rrddit put me in the screen cap

late night tv is saved

one group of people are making up lies to smear the president and destabilize the country

the other group of people just really hate pedophiles

CHECKED

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or the BBC

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Ha Ha, televised suicide

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LOOK

you know, you could TRY and write like someone that's not insane for a change.

wew

twitter.com/Ventuckyspaz/status/1109592090034368512

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>right wing uprisings
lets hope so

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>two scoops
>two twos

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Insane how?

The man in the pic I posted is Michael Hayden former head of the NSA and the man responsible for the unconstitutional spying programs Edward Snowden exposed. He's doing an interview on Colbert's Late Night show about how Trump is a bad boy.

Its not even conspiratorial, its right there in front of you, I even posted a pic and yet you're still acting like its crazy while at the same time you believe that the President is a Russian Manchurian candidate because TV told you so.

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Or the British Government. In Fact, they got caught colluding with child sex slave rings and it got memory holed faster than Seth Rich.

just ask your local rabbi

IT'S ON AT 10:35 TONIGHT.

DON'T MISS IT.

LET'S PLAY "ANALYZE THE RHETORICAL GYMNASTICS OF A LYING TV SOCIOPATH ESTABLISHMENT MOUTHPIECE"

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*Pulls out .45*
"You want to hear a joke? You want to hear a fucking joke? My LIFE is a joke, my CONTRACT is a joke, I... *sob* God DAMN you CBS! I'll SHOW YOU ALL. YOU WANT TO SEE A FUCKING JOKE?"
*Grimaces, places gun in mouth, fires a shot through his midbrain*
*the crowd gasps*
*screen fades to black*

I'll take my pay in tendies, thank you.

>77
God is with us in this thread.

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Which one bottoms it?

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Put me in the screencap Reddit!

>They always double down.

when has anyone ever admitted they were wrong in any political debate.

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alex jones admitted he was wrong about pizzagate

TWO SCOOPS
TWO SUPREME COURT JUSTICES
TWO TERMS
TWO DUBS

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probably current year man, but its a toss up

Wouldn't you end up spending more for you own healthcare, than collectively paying for theirs?

We can only hope!

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unironically snowden should be hanged

Uhhhhhh ohhh

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Nope

yeah, they're both faggots but John Oliver is brittish

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TWO REPEATING DIGITS!!!!!!!!!

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For what? Telling you the truth? Protecting the constitution? Holding the government accountable?

Do you know how many terrorist attacks the NSA spying program stopped over its entire duration? Zero. Not one and yet they destroyed the bill of rights for it.

If anyone should hang for treason its the spooks in the NSA and the CIA who betrayed the constitution.

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Hello jew

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watch out, we're coming to get you barbara

why not hang them all just to be sure?

treason, and giving comfort to an enemy, and yes, your memes aside, russia as led by putin is not in any way our friend, nor are the terrorist organizations and hostile governments that snowdens irresponsible actions aided

you're a tremendous fool

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You're the treasonous fool. You'd betray the constitution and the bill of rights for the false security that comes from a police state.

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>the president is a traitor
>says the traitor who sold his countrys secrets for some underage slav girls

you think it's a police state, you're an idiot to boot

THE REPORT IS IN!

NO SCOOPS SHALL BE RETURNED

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Snowden was getting paid $150,000 a year from the NSA and he was living in Hawaii.

You're a dumb fuck.

so where does that leave jane fonda

Why would he kill himself? It's hilarious watching him dabbing on Drumpf, /pol/, and the alt right

>I think the influence on the Russians from the various Russians from the Russians, the Russians and the rest of the Russians is what really disturbs me.

>This whole Russian narrative has basically been a psyop by Russians to try and undermine an orange man because he came from the Russians.
Here you go buddy.

>muh freedoms over security
>says the white boy in a white gated community

This
If you don't, you're in denial

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The NSA issued one warrant for the phone records of all 70 million Verizon customers.

One warrant for 70 million people, when the Bill of Rights says they need a warrant for every individual.

You're an idiot if you don't think that's a problem.

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>2019
>all white gated communities existing

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and yet he threw it all away for some slav pussy
we should have used nukes on the ruskies,commies and europe after ww2

that's just as nuts you idiot

don't you get it, you're the same fucking thing, and you're in america's way

Ebin.
Simbly.
Ebin.

there's always need for oversight and pushback, but that's also not the same thing as a police state, and you ought to know that

Is someone going to live stream the Colbert meltdown?

fuck jannies

>whites-only community
Whoa based, where are they and how do I apply?

American vs. British. Americans are always better looking.

Republics very rarely die all at once. They die slowly as their people become docile and stop standing up for their rights.

I think the brit is putting on a possessed marmoset look for a laugh

you mean the reload for the next bombshell?

you are naive if you think information services do not protect this country from its enemies, also if you think this is state is the only one with information services

looks like I'll be tuning in

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OH FUCK

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he was always political you tard, he just went hollywood and turned into a huge sellout. Thats what happens when those fuckers get their hooks in you, they start feeding you a line and massaging your ego until you don't recognize yourself in the mirror anymore.

guess i'm just a bit sensitive. Bush did some really fucked up shit while he was office, people like Colbert got put on a list.

Colbert was always kind of underhanded, if Stewart wanted to say something, he'd say it to your face, Colbert was always kind of a backbiter.

You know those people who when you walk away just after you thought the argument was settled, and hear them whisper some shit as your back is turned and your walking away?

Thats what a back biter is.

Will be the most honest he has ever been

I thought it was Bob Saget for a second

based

He wasn't though. Obama continued everything Bush did, the Patriot Act, the NSA, the drone strikes, the arrogant meddling in the middle east.

And Colbert and the other so called liberals in the media covered for him. Liberals were supposed to be the ones who opposed war and the surveillance state, now they're its greatest defenders.

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>people like Colbert got put on a list
What on Earth are you talking about?

His whole schtick was basically acting like a neo-conservative duchebag and letting the implications of his own stupidity hang in the air.

Ever since he sort of 'came out' of the closet and stopped doing that character, you can kind of see what a tosser hes become. You can't do the showbiz thing and lead a normal life, maybe you could have done it 30-40 years ago, but those aren't the times we live in.

Bush was a puppet you tard. and by supporting Hilary, Colbert was shilling for the same (((people))) who fucked shit up during the Bush years.

Exactly this. Reading through this thread is a real cringe compilation.

Christ. It's like no one reads on this board.

indiewire.com/2016/05/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert-getting-reboot-from-cbs-due-to-slipping-ratings-291481/

>>When Stephen Colbert replaced David Letterman as host of “The Late Show” last September, critics, industry veterans and CBS waited with bated breath to see if the television masses would embrace Stephen Colbert the comic and not the political satirist who found global popularity on Comedy Central. Eight months later, it appears the answer is somewhat unclear. While Colbert ranks second in overall audience behind NBC’s “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” his presence online with viral videos and in key young demos is slipping fast, and it has forced CBS to step in for some retooling.

>>As reported by The New York Times, the network is undergoing a reboot of sorts to get Colbert viewership back on track.

>>Considering Colbert’s biggest strength over the past eight months has been his political interviews, Licht seems tailor made to play to his strengths. After all, Licht is a news man, not a comedy man. The Times reports that Licht has started taking over the mechanics of the show that Colbert had insisted on doing himself, giving the host more time to concentrate on being himself.

Colbert being political on his show has 0 to do with Hollywood. It's 100% due to CBS pushing him to make him stand out more among the Late Night crowd. They wanted him to be Jon Stewart 2.0 for CBS

We were at war with Iraq, and Obama eventually did keep his promise to withdraw, though he dragged his feet for years trying to garner enough GOP support and calm our national hysteria. The withdrawl couldn't have possibly come at a worse time, but the people had had enough, they wanted the troops to come home.

Honestly, we act like Obama ordered those drone strikes, but really the CIA and the Pentagon just wanted him to sign off on them, if he didn't they would have just gone behind his back and done it anyway.

I think he signed those orders to stay in the loop, so that the liberals and the democrats wouldn't get cut off from intel on what was happenning in Iraq.

>REEEEE, LEAVE COLBERT ALONE

>double 2's of all things
rip colbert

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>Honestly, we act like Obama ordered those drone strikes
"The buck stops WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over there."

He was the fucking President and you're treating him like he was helpless. What a crock of shit.

What about Libya? What about Syria? Did Bush force him to get involved there?

Fuck off you ignoramous, have you ever watched the Colbert show when it was on Comedy Central? Thats ALL they used to talk about, there was maybe one 2 minute story every show that didn't focus exclusively on politics.

Of course he was going to do politics, what did you think he was going to do, tell dick jokes for half an hour?

so it's almost like CIA does whatever it wants

Forget Iraq. Syria and Libya were his (and Clinton's) babies and they were handled far worse than Bush handled Iraq.

If he hadn't signed them, they would have done it anyway. There is a thing called 'the presidential mandate'. At the time, Obama had a very weak mandate as he was the first black president in a very old, very racist institution, he was not popular with the military or the senate.

>Trump hires one guy who gets to read report and will lie for him
>Turtle face wont let it become public despite every Republican wanting it.
>”TRUMP DIDNT COLLUDE!”
>

He does tell Trump dick jokes for an hour

I remember when every major media outlet touted pizzagate as fact for two years straight with actual investigations being done too.

>two years of EVERY media outlet blasting on all cylinders about RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA is the same magnitude of crazy as /pol/ almost shooting up a DC pizza restaurant
Yep

US air and naval battles occur all the time all over the world for a variety of reasons. Libya had taken credit for shooting down a passenger plane, (in Yemen i think) Obama ordered a 'no fly zone' be put over libya, but libya responded by flying their planes anyway, which got shot down. We eventually retaliated and killed Kadaffi, who'd been a terrorsit threat to the US for almost 20 years.

>Trump dick

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Horse hockey. The President has a lot of limitations on their power when it comes to domestic matters. When it comes to deciding who to kill internationally in a war/bombing campaign/whatever you want to call it they have absolute authority. It's a quirk of the office. Complete and utter nonsense to say he had no choice. He decided to continue and enhance the drone program. He decided to destabilize and fund rebel groups in Libya. He decided to start a proxy war with Russia in Syria.
>but he was black so he had no choice!
Nonsense.

>Trump exonerated of literally all criminal activity, completely innocent
>Avenatti going to prison for extorting Nike
>The Dems cannot stop tearing eachother to shreds trying to figure out whether their future is hyper-progressive socialist millenials, or middle-of-the-road people and broad appeal.

This is legit the best year I've ever seen in politics.

Are you dumb?

The Late Show is not the same as The Colbert Report.

The Colbert Report was a satire of conservative media. Late Show hosts like David Letterman did political humor but it wasn't the entire act like Colbert does now.

If you read the article, the ORIGINAL format of Colbert's Late Show wasn't political. CBS specifically hired someone to MAKE IT MORE POLITICAL.

>Libya had taken credit for shooting down a passenger plane,

Dude, that was in the fucking 1980s. Libya didn't even do it, they just protected the terrorists who did.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103

You have no clue what you're talking about.

Syria was a nation that had been antagonizing the US for decades, and ISIS only spilled into syria after we withdrew from Iraq, blaming Clinton for Syria is like blaming Eisenhower for Pol Pot.

Unless you're accusing the top military Generals of committing war crimes (which they may do), the point is that the President is the Commander in Chief of the US Military. He doesn't oversee every move and decision, but he absolutely has final say in everything if he wants to. It's literally a mandatory part of the hierarchy. And he can dismiss Generals at will.

yeah, and it happened again in the 20 aughts. Its not my fault you teenage niggers don't read the paper and get all your news from buzzfeed.

How is first post always best post?

Meanwhile Republicans wont allow the Report to be made public after whining for 3 years about it.
Fox News is obsessing over a 29 year old Congresswoman who as a bartender would never give them the time of day.
Hannity’s lawyer is Trump’s lawyer, who is going to jail
Trump is whining about POTENTIAL 2020 candidates because hes scared already.
Trump is going to be indicted the day after he steps out of the oval office, whether is 2020 or 2024.
Republicans have no spine and are burying their boat with Trump kek

The absolute state of Republican spin zone.

HE SIGNED IT BECAUSE ITS IN AMERICAS INTEREST TO DRONE STRIKE ENEMIES OF AMERICA FROM FOREIGN AIRSPACE WITHOUT HAVING TO CONSULT WITH OR DECLARE WAR ON THE AFFECTED COUNTRY

ITS GEOPOLITICAL GODMODE AND ONLY AMERICA HAS THE CHEATCODE, THAT REAL DEEPSTATE SHIT (AKA BASED DEEPSTATE)

CRASHING TERRISTS WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Yeah, thats a fun theory.
Obama was the first nigger in the white house. How do you think that worked out for him?

Are you high? The CIA literally trained and armed the rebels that became ISIS.

...what? I don't know what you're actually implying.

It's almost like these things were planned already

youtube.com/watch?v=9RC1Mepk_Sw

Lets see it then. Surely you should be able to find the name of the flight.

First, i don't know that president can fire a sitting general or member of the armed forces, and second, even if he could, its likely they would have just been replaced by someone even more conservative and hawkish.

>blaming Clinton for Syria is like blaming Eisenhower for Pol Pot.
She was the Secretary of State (ie: foreign affairs) during A) the Iraq pullout, and B) the Syrian intervention.
Who else should the blame be on for foreign policy goofs if not the President and Secretary of State?

>the eisenhower and pol pot analogy
What the fuck?

yeah, your all caps is really helping get your point across there, boyo.

Shame. We tried to warn him.

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I was hoping the fucker would get impeached desu.

>posts a picture of a canadian

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>First, i don't know that president can fire a sitting general or member of the armed forces

The president is commander and chief of the armed forces they can fire anyone in the armed forces. Its pretty much the only branch of government other than the executive where they have direct control.

Yeah, I saw Charlie Wilsons war too, user. That was 30 fucking years prior to US military's withdrawal from Iraq.

The President could appoint whoever he wanted to take command. He's commander in chief.

That was Afghanistan. They did the same shit in Syria and Libya over the past decade.

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Where are the mods? I don't need to see this shit or hear about this "investigation" we're already living in a nightmare world.

You have to be 18 to post here junior

>Meanwhile Republicans wont allow the Report to be made public after whining for 3 years about it.
I heard McConnell voted to close it down, but haven't looked into the what/why.

>Fox News is obsessing over a 29 year old Congresswoman who as a bartender would never give them the time of day.
I mean, we should be pretty concerned about her because A.) She was auditioned and run by multiple PACs funneling Silicon Valley money to primary a candidate in a liberal district that would have no challenger, B.) She is a complete idiot who is puppeteered by SV business people into promoting socialist drivel that isn't based on policy or fact, but riles up idiots and millenials, and C.) SHE LIES AND MESSES UP LITERALLY EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, AND YET SOMEHOW IS THE FUCKING DEMS BIGGEST CUDGEL RIGHT NOW.

>Hannity’s lawyer is Trump’s lawyer, who is going to jail
So? Not for anything related to Trump, his campaign, or Russia. Flip a stone in Washington, and you find criminals. This isn't news.

>Trump is whining about POTENTIAL 2020 candidates because hes scared already.
He's literally going to win. This witch hunt Mueller thing ensures it, but the Dem division between Dem Socialists & Establishment is gonna carry him there.

>Trump is going to be indicted the day after he steps out of the oval office, whether is 2020 or 2024.
Yeah, we'll wait for that. Just like we waited for the Mueller report.

>Republicans have no spine and are burying their boat with Trump kek
What

The economy is great, unemployment is lower than ever, and Dems have to turn to attacking the Electoral College just to have position to try and win next time around.

Oh. I thought you meant Clinton (male)

Pretty sure the syrian intervention came during Trump administration, bud. Which was absolutely fucking necessary, BTW, because Assad was using chemical weapons on his own fucking people, and the rebels were just as likely to steal it and stage a false flag attack as he was to genocide his populace.

>>Pretty sure the syrian intervention came during Trump administration, bud
Well, you're wrong.

youtu.be/DFQJ9kmveFU

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>First, i don't know that president can fire a sitting general or member of the armed forces
He can, and it happens all the time.

>its likely they would have just been replaced by someone even more conservative and hawkish.
He can also just appoint a General if he wants.

>HATING ON THE BASED DEEPSTATE
OH NO NONONONO

*AIRSTRIKES U*

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>because Assad was using chemical weapons on his own fucking people
Bullshit.

>Pretty sure the syrian intervention came during Trump administration

We've been in Syria for years though?

>Pretty sure the syrian intervention came during Trump administration
Trump was the one who wanted to PULL OUT of Syria.

Dems said "No. More war!"

I need to repopulate my folder of tin foil hat reaction images

No we didn't. Radical islamic jihadists in Iraq didn't start forming until we literally overturned their constitution and refused to give the shi'ite minority a voice in governing their own country. We lined up up at the poles and when we didn't get the result we wanted we threw out all the votes and declared an interim government. ISIS grew organically from our corruption of their democratic process.

REALLY WHATS THE DIFFERENCE HOW

NOBODY HAS KILLED MORE SYRIAN CITIZENS THAN ASSAD

HIS OWN PEOPLE! WHAT A PIECE A SHIT

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ISIS started in Syria then spread into Iraq, not the other way around.

Don't believe me, look it up.

>Assad was using chemical weapons on his own fucking people

>Unironically being this much of a retard
>Doesn't know we've been in Syria since Bush was in office
>This is the type of person who tries to (((educate))) you on Yea Forums(nel)

What a fucking mong. Kill yourself.

I used to believe in theory that government was more efficient at delivering goods because economies of scale.
Then I saw reality
globalnews.ca/news/3614167/tom-riley-park-stairs-removed-toronto/
youtube.com/watch?v=qKRuhiMDOjo&

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prove it.

We didn't intervene in Syria until AFTER he was inaugurated. We might have intervened prior to that during the Obama administration, but the gas attacks didn't occur until after Trump was in office.

google says there was a gas attack in 2013 and another 2017, both in Syria. So i guess we are talking about different things.

Imagine WANTING to pay for your food, instead of waiting in a government breadline
Breadlines are a good thing!

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Hi shlomo!

I'm half-black. People like that white fuck you posted would have enslaved me. I'm glad to betray them. *spits on you*

I don't think thats even true in theory, let alone practice. Obama would have had trouble ordering a turkey club at the white house cafeteria, let alone getting rid of a sitting general and replacing him with a new one.

Hell, given how many militant white supremacists where still around at that time, it might have sparked violent conflict.

>We didn't intervene in Syria until AFTER he was inaugurated. We might have intervened prior to that
...

please troll elsewhere you contemptible ass

Why do trumptards get so upset by this?
It's called entertainment. Relax.

This is the new check'em image

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There were ten times as many slaves in Africa as there were in the Americas. The Arabs and your own people would have enslaved you too.

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who's this?

It's only white males like you who think we are "betraying" America. Freeing the slaves, giving women rights, and not genociding minorities is treasonous to those founding fathers.

Fuck you and the constitution. This is a new America and you're not our superior anymore.

Some guy who doesn't like Drumph.

No he didn't. jesus that was only a few years ago, you guys are fucking dense. During his campaign, Trump said he wanted to pull out of syria. He also said he wanted to bomb them back to the stone age. He also said he was neutral. Trump flip flopped and bullshitted so much when he was trying to get elected nobody could really get a bead on what the hell he stood for, if anything.

But when he came to office he ordered airstrikes on Syria just like Obama did during his term. He backed down when Putin intervened in order to maintain the peace, just like Obama.

So what?

sauce on the qt

>keep thinking that gif is going to end but it just keeps going
I needed that laugh thank you user

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You can't convince me half of these aren't pictures of Canadians/Brits.

do it faggot

Miss me yet?

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>I don't know why you jackals have to jerk it to thought of him committing suicide, the man is an ass, not a monster.
There was a tweet today about some girl who was driving drunk, fell asleep and the wheel and ended up killing a guy.
According to the person sharing the article though it's all okay because the guy was a "nazi chud". Tweet had more than half a million likes and people laughing and loving it.

I can't fucking keep track anymore.
Stewart had a bit where he listed off all the major players and terorrist organizations in the middle east, it was a total cluster fuck.

He might have been one of the few people who really understood what was going on there, and when he took a trip to Israel he came back looking like he'd seen some shit.

>h-help me

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did't I tell you to stop your trolling you fucking bitch?

Stop with your "muh constitution" bullshit. You have no counterargument because you know the founders were racists who believed people like me were subhumans and had no rights. You can fuck off just like them.

He should just quit.
He did the country a service. Maybe he did sort of fall into Jhons Shadow a little bit, but he was far more popular than he ever was.
Hes rich as god, being famous seems like it'd be fun but its mostly just a drag, the guy should just quit now while hes got most of his soul intact.

OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIII

Their real names will come out when we seize the data centers, friend. Day of the Rope will leave many cursing social media with their last thoughts as they kick the open air.

Yeah, cause outing yourself as an abolishist in colonial america wasn't a social and political death sentance, amirite?

Jefferson literally set the foundations for the abolitionist movement.

god damn it.
suckered again.

it's funny, I would correct this ignorance if it wasn't plainly obvious you're trolling

>cause outing yourself as an abolishist in colonial america wasn't a social and political death sentance, amirite?
Correct. That's why the movement gained so much steam in the north. Good thought.

Trips don't lie.

>where are the mods
Back on reddit now fuck off

Haha yup that'll do it

Being opposed to slavery wasn't at all a death sentence in "Colonial America," in fact it was a widespread sentiment in many circles, and numerous states which quickly moved to abolish the practice. It was only by the obstinate actions of the southern states that it wasn't summarily ended on the framing of our constitution. Now, once that constitution was framed with slavery intact it was imperative not to allow unrepresented blacks to be counted as a single voter for the representative tally, otherwise slave states would have more representatives in congress that would bolster their power, so slaves counted as less than a person. As simple as that, and the debate would continue until the civil war. class dismissed.

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Nah, you can't correct it because it's true. How do you justify a slaveowner who raped black women and tortured black men? Kill yourself white retard.

Most of them just thought that non whites had lower average intelligence (correct) and hadn't contributed much to the world (correct) and couldn't operate successfully in a society designed for europeans (correct). I mean consider how much more stark the contrast between what was happening in europe and other places around the world in the 1600-1700s. We are talking about stone palaces with operas and massive orchestras playing a dozen instruments all invented by europeans, including all musical conventions, etc. Photorealistic paintings and then they compare that to grass huts and some scribbles on a log.

>mfw imagining the lefty fucking meltdown when trump wins again
There's gonna be so many suicides.

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>How do you justify
blacks aren't people, next question

>media spent two years blindly touting a narrative spewed by shillary because she is too fucking selfish she fucked up by being to lazy to go campaign in states like WI and MI

Seriously pathetic really

not to mention those rude peoples freely sold their criminals and captured enemies into slavery

Oh god

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>looks like a pedo
is
youtube.com/watch?v=o7FmYATEQxs

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fuck off

>inb4 Democrats start saying "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence", thus completing their transformation into neocons

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Thank you for proving my point. Anyone who goes on about the "founding fathers" and "constitution" is a racist who should be killed in the next civil war.

>most of his soul intact
I've got bad news for you, kiddo

An user from a different thread claimed Colbert didn't actually want his show to be all DRUMPHT nonsense but the network forced him. I wonder if there's truth to that. He seemed a lot more decent on the Colbert Report.

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based

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iirc he wasn't going full drumpf but as a result his show was failing in the ratings to fallon, and as a result he went full humpty drumpfty and surged on top of the ratings

I blame the retarded libs who basically watch him and other idiots like seth meyers for confirmation bias wish fulfillment. At least neoncons and boomers just stick to shit like hannity and fox instead of infecting other genres of television with political autism

>Turns out the real collusion was all the friends we made along the way.
Thats on his twitter right now. He literally stole a joke from reddit.

but you are subhuman and considering the moment we give your kind more rights prosperous societies start to become plagued with problems, its just further proof enslavement was to kind for your kind and extermination is the only practical solution

We were at war with Iraq because every single special intelligence agency lied and then the kike media propagated those lies, while people still suck them off. It’s so blatent it’s on wikipedia.

Nah, we'll just destroy your constitution and execute you.

you're a nutjob, please stop puppetting nonsense

trips and he lives

Heeeeeere we go!!

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah_testimony

Took me 5 seconds to find one. Granted, this was the Gulf wars. The media has continued to lie and spew the intelligence agencies lies for decades.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction

The entire thing is on wikipedia. He’s right. Why do people trust the American government or media at all?

What-aboutism isn't an argument.

Nah, for your kind can't even form a basic society much less organize a successful revolution, you only exist because women are whores. Imagine being such a failure that you only exist because some thot wanted dicks.

>Turns out the real collusion was all the friends we made along the way.
I audibly chuckled

No, don’t actually kill him
He can still learn to be better

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you're free to have wacky opinions

Your kind can't keep from killing each other like savage apes without Jews keeping you docile and in check. And guess what, the Jews our on our side, not yours, and they rule over you. You are our bitch and we are wiping you out. You've been doing much better since the Jews took over your society in 1945, so you should be thanking them for being your masters.

>At least neoncons and boomers just stick to shit like hannity and fox instead of infecting other genres of television with political autism
What else is there? The pendulum has swung so far a 90's democrat is far right. I guess moderates and conservatives are just not consuming conventional media anymore but it could just be there's nothing for them and yet we see failure after failure because regular people rather stream older stuff that isn't so radical.

one a libtard always a libtard my friend, there is nothing we can do for them other then let nature take its course

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>being so small minded and thinking the jews only took over in 1945 and weren't in charge from the beginning
silly goy, your kind is only a useful tool to ensure the white man is properly trained, we got make sure they are challenged as we have made sure to exterminate the weakness within our own kind by staging a bunch of genocides

the real redpill is that even though there wasn't definitive evidence of saddam having wmds the fact that they could have potentially had them and postured in a manor that implied that they did (to keep their neighbors from btfoing them) meant that the usa unironically was in the right to go in and do what they did, lest another despot get nukes and ingrain himself like a fucking tick in the world stage (see: north korea)

>you know the founders were racists who believed people like me were subhumans and had no rights

where's the lie?

please yes and put me in the infographic

Good post.

me me me

that boy done did it!

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Nope. Not even close. Obama will be censured in the near future, though. Should go to jail, but will be censured.

QUICK PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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Prove to me you’re not a Russian troll.

if dubs, he kill himself with two scoop of heroine.

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>obvious
Im not sure how to unbrainwash people like you, so I guess the cure is going to be pretty gruesome. Just remember, when you’re bleeding out on the street somewhere because you started a civil war to protect witches, trannie-faggots, pedopiles and satanists, that you made it happen through your own ignorance. Trump is the easy way. Please reconsider before it’s too late.

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don’t forget Hollywood

>2019
>BEING AN AMERICA HATING /sg/ PUTINBABBY
YIKES!

ASSAD IS FUCKING SCUM BUDDY HE KILLS HIS OWN PEOPLE IN DROVES ITS AN OBJECTIVE FACT

ITS LIKE IF DRUMPF GUNNED DOWN ALL THE LEFTOIDS

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would you let these men babysit your child?

>No we didn't. Radical islamic jihadists in Iraq didn't start forming until we literally overturned their constitution and refused to give the shi'ite minority a voice in governing their own country.
What the fuck? Shiites are the majority in Iraq, the problems there started because democracy meant that the majority was in charge, and took that opportunity to get revenge on the Sunni minority that had been oppressing them under Saddam.

What's more, ISIS is composed of Sunnis - ex Baathist army and security officers who were put out of jobs by the Shiite dominated government. You're a literal retard who has the whole thing backwards.

CIA had been giving weapons and supplies to rebel forces since at least 2013, and we had special forces on the ground fighting ISIS after the siege of Kobane in 2015. We also ordered the Turks to host/let through foreign jihadis being funded by our allied Gulf Monarchies to beef up the rebellion's numbers.

Trump's "interventions" have been symbolic airstrikes that did nothing to impact the governmen't ability to make war, and he ended the CIA's weapons program. He also wanted to withdraw our troops, but everyone else demanded that he keep guys there.

ohhhhhh ho hoh hoho

totally BTFOd by the digits, you little bitch

>clappingseal.jpg

Double Dubs

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yikes

what's going through your small mind in this post?

>using hashes in file names
lmao you're a true faggot

laughing through your tears, libscum? BACK TO YOUR HUGBOX!

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The intelligence and military establishment is riddled with people who are certifiably insane. Now it’s spread to half the population via the unstable media.

They never challenged him because they were afraid of being called racist. That’s why Obama was groomed for the role. He’s also a total fag.

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Yeah, I heard that too. It was hilarious when they got onto Tarrant (either before or after going on about David Duke and the WN movement's ties to trump, can't remember) and pretended his manifesto was written behind 7 layers of irony and littered with memes, so he was obviously joking when he said he doesn't support Trump as a policy-maker or person.

Your cope is showing.

I wouldn’t enslave you, user. I would just put you on welfare because you’re worthless.