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How did Michael Cera attract a Stacy?

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The guys in his band were better looking
And I’m not even gay

God I want to lick Kat Denning's pusy.

You have to understand that the Zuckerberg look was popular back then. Nerd chic. Revenge of the nerds. No one knew they'd be bigger bullies than that highschool Chad jock could ever dream to be.

Plus Stacy can boss around a grateful nerd but she can't boss around Chad. Basically she wants a lil bitch

more like fat dennings

Plus indie rock was really popular back then so girls were into guys that look like that. Now it’s facial tattooed SoundCloud rapped.

She noticed him with a big titty jewess and his sexual market value immediately skyrocketed. If he can get with Kat Dennings there must be something going on with him.

Truth. Women are fucking devious and you will never get more pussy thrown at you than when you’re not single. They can sense that shit.

Exactly. Watch videos with Katy that pop singer. The Vegas one.

Holy shit Yea Forums is based. I thought everyone forgot this movie

Men are the same way. They get obsessed with you because their friend was obsessed with you. They can't think for themselves. When single, they'll just play around, but as soon as they see you're getting serious about someone, they'll show up out of the woodwork to win you over. They're assholes.

The look was ugly dorky skinny, but you could get a hot girl :

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Notice the skinny long faced guy with hippy hair & Stacy Katy Perry when she was a 10
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Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is, it's probably not about you either. It's about fucking over that other bitch that is with you. Ultimate female validation.

Fuck off roastie, men would never do that. All men are fucking based.

Yes they are. All you have to do is spam them with naked girls of a certain type and that type becomes their type. Spam fat Asian girls, they like fat Asian girls.

The only thing that matters and that i notice in that picture is a based YUGO

>fat Asian girls, they like fat Asian girls.
yea, people here do. Not regular guys

Most everyone just wants a fairly normal partner that they don't find outright repulsive. It's not hard to bat above your average if you have the balls to talk to her and aren't threatening.

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I know women are dumb, but this is trying too hard to seem like one

No, that's wrong. What you're attracted to you i ingrained early on in childhood. I'm into goth/alt looking girls, short white girls that look like they do gymnastics, and qt half-asian looking girls that look like kristen kruek. Showing me a bunch of naked fat asian girls isn't changing that.

Typical fat ugly feminist mindset.
>teh media brainwashed men to like skinny supermodels! if only they advertised my ugly ass at every corner, I would be considered hot too!

No, you wouldn't, sweetie.

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From a historical perspective men's taste are constantly changing. They used to hate big butts until media spammed big butts.

They were gay though.

Depends on what you consider "big butt". Like negroid/Brazillian tier? White people aren't into it still. I personally like cute and tight round asses, but I can still appreciate moderately thicc one too.

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Historically men have always preferred thicc hips and asses. Preferring skinny women is a recent phenomena caused by the Gay mafia taking over the fashion industry and forcing models to starve themselves into looking like teenage boys.

that gum in the toilet scene was fucking disgusting

Back to Africa, nigger. There you can have all DA BIG BOOTIES you want.

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>Assorted meat plate?

Based

What are some other twee movies to cross my legs to?