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I trust you, you seem like a good man
great movie until the last like 15 minutes. then it goes to SHIT.
ACID BATH
This. It made no fucking sense. Heres a giant wacky alien now go fight in the battle for earth!!
The original script was just a straight up nuclear apocalypse (Russia and Iran being named as the culprits)
The alien invasion angle and Cloverfield title legitimately were just tagged on
this except unironically
it should've just cut to black the moment she gets out and the shelter explodes
>hop in
fucking abrams
i fucking hate JJ Abrams
Cloverfeild was not remotely successful enough to warrant a franchise, he was just desperate for a Speilberg-style franchise. He's got all the greediness of Speilberg without also having been a talented and competent director.
>Sneedposters, they came from outer space user
>They defeated the moes
or whatever she saw once she escaped (alien space ship, giant cloverfield monster, whatever) she should have said "FUUUUCK!" and then it cut to black, they should have at least gone out on a good laugh
I'm so glad I'm not alone in feeling this way. Ever since I saw it in theaters I was absolutely dumbfounded by the ending and felt like it was completely tacked on, then later found out it was. Talked to my buddies immediately after walking out of the theater about how much more satisfying it would have been for her to leave the house, see/hear the UFO off in the distance, and then fade to black.
I'm still mad. This movie had so much potential. I'd love to see a fan edit that fixes the ending.
that ending is typical committee dreamed up bullshit and I guarantee if it HAD ended with a "OH... FUCK" and then a hard cut the film would already be considered a cult-classic
This is one of the best, most effective, trailers ever made, it's even better than the movie itself, too bad the movie didn't know when to call it quits like the trailer did.
I remember the hype in the threads when this trailer was first released, they were great.
the trailer makes the movie look like the best fucking thing since hot pockets, gotta admit
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>directed by Dan Trachtenberg
>instinctively makes a monotov cocktail and likewise assesses a huge alien space ship's weakness to bring it down in 5 seconds
>more agile than Nathan Drake and instinctively swings across the room with the help of a door frame over an acid puddle
>makes an air-tight safety suit in a few days all by herself
>instinctively turns a crutch into a deadly weapon as soon as she gets her hand on it
>ending is literally about her dramatically putting her car in reverse and choosing to be a "combat-experienced" fighter for a colony
This has hamfisted feminism propaganda written all over it, much more so than even Captain Fungus yet no one even bats an eye at this movie. Why?
>instinctively overuses a word because he has to flesh out his tiny vocabulary
>monotov cocktail
this has peanut brain propaganda written all over it, much more so than even the average brainlet, yet no one even bats an eye at this post. Why?
Can you tell me how I'm wrong, you needlessly caustic stupid piece of shit? I'm criticitizing a movie and you are personally attacking me like the little faggot Jew cock sucker bitch you are.
At least prove you aren't a total brainlet and follow through on it and tell me how I'mw rong. Let's discuss.
Go ahead.
why do you come on here when all you do is fight with people?
> When no matter the role you always look like Fred Flintstone
haha silly
>ALL you do is fight with people!!! >=(
>literally made a single post
>well noted about the movie and not a personal attack against anyone
Did someone drop you on your head?
Still waiting for your rebuttal, you fat ugly retard. Tell me how it isn't distractingly unrealistic that the protagonist in this shit movie is capable of all that shit as if whe was moonlighting as the pink ranger.
Heretofore it's a 2/10 movie that completely shits the bed in the second half.
Why did he even have a massive tub of acid anyways?
Also I used instrinctively literally twice, you projecting subhuman. Thanks for letting everyone know how you compensate for your pea brain, though. You are not even capable of defining your position in your own words and nearly 1:1 my last sentence.
Fucking retarded Hollyjew brainlet.
I gave you 10 minutes to rebut what I said. Time is up. Bye, subhuman. Watch your brainletfeminism propaganda movies for unfucked manchildren and be happy. Ugly zombie.
lol wow didn’t mean to trigger you so much little man.
MEW is barefoot from the moment she enters that bunker until the moment she escapes.
So fucking hot.