"If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites...

i've never liked him, even as a kid. Jack was stupid. Patch Adams was stupid. Mrs Doubtfire was stupid. Baron Munchausen was stupid.

Go suck dicks, roastie

Have sex, incel.

I can tell your words aren't supported by your own psyche. Stop lying to yourself. You believe women are capable of love. I can tell.

Bicentennial Man and Flubber were kino though

shit script was written by 2 retards with no life experience who still romanticized the idea of love. ask affleck now, lol.

This

Jumanji was based

My landlord, who is an old lady, told me that nowadays it's men that need to be cautious of women. She doesn't understand what's going on and told me this seem like a bad time to be in a relationship at all. I kinda believe her.

sounds like you are quite stupid, bro

>She doesn't understand what's going on
she obviously does

Maybe for the first few weeks, then shit gets boring. Everything is fucking fun at the beginning.

>She doesn't understand what's going on
she's making money while you're renting like a pleb, i'd say she knows more than you

What women feel for even the best of men cannot in honesty be called love, any such feeling would clash with their hypergamous instincts. at best they can feel lust and a sense of being impressed, that's really what a woman's 'love' for a man is - where a man thinks "i would die for you" a woman thinks "you have impressed me". this reflects in their behavior, as 70% of divorces are initiated by women, most women lose interest in sex with their partners a few years into the relationship and move on notoriously quickly after a partner's death, take for example the batman shooting where the women who were saved because their partners shielded them from bullets with their own bodies, had all but one of the women found new boyfriends in a matter of months. Hell, look at their obsession with male height - if they were capable of love then they wouldn't by large consider short men inferior and deserving of dying alone.

you can get next month free if you do her a few favours. she won't cry rape

Robin Williams was underrated as a serious actor. It's a shame people always focus on his shitty 'comedy'

>mfw robin williams was divorced and committed suicide after being married a second time

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jaded and depressed or subhuman

>MGTOW women experts who either have no experience with women or had some really shitty relationships
I will agree a lot of women are shallow but don't kid yourself thinking men are different.

>MGTOW women experts who either have no experience with women or had some really shitty relationships

so true, this reminds me of the time niels bohr asked lorentz how can he know how electrons are like if he's never ejaculated inside one's anus. it is widely known that information is primarily acquired through putting one's penis inside the object of study. i shouldn't have forgotten that observing the life experiences of one's friends and family and especially reading statistics are completely worthless in comparison.
In any case you'd be wrong, i'm more like a former incel turned normie since i was a virgin well into my 20s, but that changed after i got my acne fixed with accutane.

Every role he took he brought pathos and passion to it.

He's a legitimately great actor.

Men feel love so we are different. Women only feel this for thier kids

fucking kek

Great monologue and utterly true

Jokes on you user i did have that for 3 years till she randomly cheated on me.

The gayest thing is that this was written by two dudes in their mid to late 20s.

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He cute and redpilled.

What a garbage sentimental sop fest of a movie made by degenerate filth.

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Fucking Based!