How hard will it flop?

How hard will it flop?

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as hard as my dong flops when I walk

Shazam will flop only if Captain Fungal goes out and buys some Lamisil.

what do you mean? all of my friends already bought tickets

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not at all because it has only 80 million budget, which you know is the most important figure you have to look at to determine whether a movie fails or succeeds. something Yea Forums seems to doesn't understand as this thread has been made a million times

JUST SAY THE WORD

So they made a remake of BIG?

90 million actually and much more with marketing

NI-

BIG stole the idea from Shazam!, retard.

Just like Captain Marvel did

It wont
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
>diverse heroes destroy the evil white english man
>rotten tomatoes approved
>tumblr(tranny) approved
This is capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.

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I really really really like Asher Angel

it's not going to have a great opening weekend since they did a soft release

a lot of people who were hyped to see this have already seen it at premiers (by fandango) which won't count towards the opening weekend mark but will probably count toward total gross, it's also not releasing worldwide on the same day.

Opening weekend is going to be in the neighborhood of $50m total will max around $500m worldwide

PEDO

He's 16 years old retard, that's not pedophilia
I'm sure there's some grass on the field and everything

Hahahaha. Pitiful simples...

what is his name in the movie? Shazam? The Shazam family?

A few weeks ago they were saying it was going to open at around 50 million, now they're saying it will open at around 20-30 million which is less that Captain Marvel did in its third weekend lmao.

Shazam's sales have been pretty mediocre, but it's arguably excused by the fact by the Fandango showings being of greater priority. So hey, with those out of the way, maybe Shazam will crawl its way back up to bigger numbers? Because not even China can save this from flopping.

DC is finally finished. Marvel reigns supreme. Only Pokemon and Godzilla pretenders are alive now.

Pet Semetery will kill Shazam at the US box office

LOL

Formerly Chuck's

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>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
I think you should take a break from /pol/, negro. Not everything has to do with jews, you ignorant low iq, nigger.

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>Nine years later I am still the superior capeshit parody

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NUH UH REMEMBER HOW CAPTAIN FEMALE FUNGUS FAILED LOLOLOL CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP SHADALAY M'LADS

I hope so
Only marvel should be allowed to make movies

"No"

Pet Sematary will flop harder than King did when that van drove over him.

>evil white english man
You'd best not be chatting shit about mah boi Thaddeus.

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Fucking kek.

It wont, because pic related

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It's already sold out here.

But you have a micropenis?

They even have the piano

Looks like warner is already buying tickets

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We disagree

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>buying your own tickets for early screenings that are supposed to generate buzz with word of mouth
illogical

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You faggots never learn, holy crap you cucks do this shit for every movie that clashes with your insane agenda and the procede to watch how does incredibly well because normal people don't give a shit about company wars and idiotic memepolitics.

are those people amer- I mean dumb? The movie is not out yet.

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>80 million budget
>best capekino of the year according to critics
It won't flop and you'll probably eat another bluray, that's what it looks like

>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
He's christian but its nice to see disneyshills this scared though

i am the biggest possible marvel faggot

and for the first time, I plan on seeing a DCEU movie. this flickaroo looks good. also plan on seeing Aquachad soon

Disney does it in bulk so they think everybody else does it too

OH! The classic Marvel jewry of accusing your enemies of what you are guilty of.

>He's christian
He has a score of 6 out of 10 on jewornotjew whilst actual non jew actors like Mel Gibson have 0 and Cruise has 1

>jewornotjew
lmfao!

he changed his name to a jewish one

>disneyshills going after christian actors
No wonder the MCU is the most pozzed franchise ever

His name before was a jewish one as well

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And a ton of people who saw the advanced screening want to see it again. Including myself. It’s gonna have strong word of mouth. It’s a great movie.

Glad to hear it. I'm so fucking excited!

I dont know what youre on about
He describes himself as Christian and he was raised Christian
It even on his wiki page

yeah, that's why I predict $500mil despite a
"bad" opening weekend

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My based black friend said : Shazam was enjoyable and Us was complete trash

oh incredibly hard
this is a movie where out of touch boomer execs try to appeal to zoomers with memes the zoomers have already forgotten about before the movie even hits screens
it's going to flop HARD and put the final nail in the coffin of the DCEU

imagine being this retarded. Seek help dude. Zach is a Christian not a jew

There's nothing wrong with it, I suppose; as long as you have a mental age of 13 or lower. I wish it all the best.

Based. Did you already suck his BBC to show him that he's superior than you?

Based response

Fandango had two 4:00 and 7:30 screenings over the weekend all over the country retard

how does that joke go, about how the left just copies the right's memes?

>not trusting j-dar
>but he will trust wikipedia and an actor in the hollywood system
Amazing
How much are you being paid them?

It won't flop at all. If Alita can make 400mil Shazam wont have any problems doing the same. Even then it doesn't even have to reach that to be profitable

>now they're saying it will open at around 20-30 million

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>A few weeks ago they were saying it was going to open at around 50 million, now they're saying it will open at around 20-30 million
you mean 20-30 million MORE

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Yeah and it made more than Aquaman. This is the same shit as "My Captain Marvel theater was empty!". I hate company war faggots