Admit it. You would be smitten with her if you met her irl

well, she's a normal looking chick and i feel like she's in my league, that's the problem tho aint it. You want hollywood stars to be amber heard stunning looking, at least the superhero, it's different for real movies. All the guys are anyway from christ pratt to chris evens, is it too much to ask we get the same?

But yeah to answer your question i would try to date her and make her my gf if she was just some girl i met at a party.

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no? I had a string of really beautiful gfs in my early 20's that made me extremely picky in women, even as I lost my dreamjob and gained 50 pounds, I still think she's homely.
She's got decent tits but her face and headshape is really unflattering, not to mention saggy ass.

But the difference is that Amber Heard will literally stab you and take your entire net worth.

Who the fuck wears shoes in their house?

and now you're fat and bitter fucking 4/10s lol

americans

I'm not fucking anyone thank you very much

she's a lesbian, an outspoken SJW, and only okay looking. it takes a hell of a lot more to get my attention

I’m an American and I the only person I knew who did that was my grandfather, and that was just because he was old.

Have sex

she looks like a foreskin

Im am american and none of my relatives take off their shoes in the house. I have to tell my dad to take off his shoes when he visits.
Most of my other guests need to be reminded as well.

ok bend over

this is the only good photo of her ever

I'd hatefuck her

she was so hot in scott pilgrim. what the fuck happened?

Holy shit I thought Heath Ledger died

I've tried but girls won't touch my peepee

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Take off your shoes when you’re in my house then, faggot.

Totally

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a couple of years ago, sure
now, a bitch comes at us sideways like she did, we elbow check her ugly fivehead

You seem to miss the point about the satellite hat he annunnaki awakening axtivated when WHEN I SAW this movie so I didn’t understand until you posted and yesterday we saw a bird

I think I’m having a stroke.

Did you say smitten or spitten because I'd probably spit on her.

What kind of shilling even is this?
>Don't you want Ms Larson to be your girlfriend, Yea Forums? I know you do!

I think we're just so used to Hollywood actors looking so much better than normal people that we forget that even a relatively unattractive one still looks better than most people you meer day to day

who?

I'd drop Captain Marvel and tap Envy's ass
youtube.com/watch?v=QYVbk1iv5d0

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this

take a bus or train/subway once in awhile. 70-80% of people are ugly as sin

I unironically would suck her toes.

No I wouldn't
Why is this board full of 13 year olds who are still talking about Captain Marvel?

>so we had a choice to choose the choice that failed when yesterday came
hmmmm.what did he mean by thi-
>until you posted and yesterday we saw a bird
got you user. Thanks and god bless

This was peak Brie, she was so fucking hot

I would desu. As would she. She's has anxiety written all over her, but she hides it very well.

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She just needs to go back to this look.

>all those replies

take your own advice, mouth breather.

Not sure if I would even recognize her. I don't really care about people around me desu

I'd ask her what made her think white people aren't allowed to review the movies she deems "not for whites". Then I'd ask her about the black on black crime statistics if she actually wants to use shit like that.

Maybe, as long as she wasn't wearing sandals

This and only this.

nope.

She's prime for hatefucking

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Bries too average. Not saying I wouldn't but I'd probably go a league below for an someone at least an interesting feature. She's so basic I could have her as my phone background and I wouldn't notice her a meter away.

>implying you wouldn't

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I mean. Her taste in music is pretty okay.
youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
Now that I know she browses reddit I wonder if she's been here too.
Who is the last celeb confirmed to come here? Shatner?

>Shatner?
No, me.

If she was wearing sneakers or other form of closed toe shoes.. maybe. Otherwise I would immediately notice her toe fungus problem do a 720 and jet.

Admit it, she could have just puked all over her dress and you'd still pick her over the sidekick.

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>>Don't you want Ms Larson to be your girlfriend,
YES

It's the hair/makeup but most importantly the way she carried herself. I could envision a reality where she became a different kind of actress if you catch my drift.

Actresses are ugly though.

more like ayuwoki awakening

hehe

if she was being smitten with me? Hell yea. I have a penis, you know

that's 26 yo

If she looked like then yeah, I would!

imagine the smell

Maybe 10 years ago.

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Literally looks like 2 different people. Brie hit the wall HARD.

Brie Larson might. Look at her crushing over Michael Cera of all people. 1:30.
youtube.com/watch?v=mxZ2CN69xF0
Just don't be a white film critic and you might have a shot.

that was before Room.

Yeah, no shit.

And then shed trash you on twitter

>"I havent had a shower in a week and some evil white man walked by me holding his nose. Being a woman is living life on the defense"

but now she wont touch your penis unless you are big time, playa

I thought she was 33 in kong

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Only if she was a giantess

I'm american and I wear my shoes in my house, I just don't go running around in dogshit

THIS. I dated a girl who looked just like pic related but was a brunette and had bigger breasts

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Shes not even hate fuckable.

Meh. I'd rather Brie when she was my age.

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HEE HEE

Id fuck the bigger girl. I like breast meat. Brie looks like sticc.

Most likely

>THIS IS WHAT STRONG FEMINISTS CONSIDER ATTRACTIVE
1 YIKE, BEST I CAN DO

SMILE, BRIE
YES THAT IS A PERSONAL ATTACK :^)

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>I like breast meat
I mean, it's something.

I strongly doubt it.

Sure thing! If i saw her i would even ask her for her number! Especially if she smiled at me like that!

Heh I wouldn't mind having her riding my dick

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Even normies can't stand her, why is this board defending this literal who?

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You must be a sticc dude. Im on the other side of the spectrum.

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you ever run into people you just dislike for no reason? she does this for me

It was like this for me. Couldn't stand her and thought she looked bland af. But she grew on me. No idea how or why.
>inb4 you're lonely
Not really, no.

Why do her boobs keep changing size?

Also

>"I'm a feminist women are more than objects!!"
>"Look at my fake rack!! Are you turned on yet?"

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Any webwhiteboard running?

Lower upper class average

I was looking forward to CM. Till i saw the first trailer and brie came off as smug and unlikeable. Put any other woman in that role and I'd go see it.

I'm just gonna post big cocks on it again.

>>"Look at my fake rack!! Are you turned on yet?"
You have no idea

NO!

I'd suck feminism out of her tits

Alitaposter, is that you? Oh, how I've missed you.

I would if it was 2010. Now she's just a cunt.

No. Me, I'm the blue dress user poster that provided leaks of Brie and Amber

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Oh, fair enough. Why'd you delete all my dicks? They were great.

>woke feminist
>gets a boob job
pottery

I totally would. She's attractive and a great actor, and the hate for her is a meme driven by her being in some terrible capeshit movie. Not gonna stop me, you incels! #HaveSex

>watching one of those tranvestigators on youtube
>starts railing on how brie was obviously born male and so was gadot
>can't really deny some of his points on their bodies
>realizing that the first successful female superheroes are men
>men literally can't stop winning

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all those chins...

All women are the same breed. Watch her on Craig Ferguson.

It's good ole woman logic. I bet brie fantasizes about having 2 giant white dicks in her hands while another one pounds her mouth. One of the only feminist i know, got drunk at a party and cornered me in the bathroom and begged me to pin her down and fuck her face till I came in her mouth and started grabbing at my dick. She was a 210lb, blue haired lesbian who hates white men and thinks all men are dogs.

I'd pump a couple of kids outta her. Being a mom is the exiliar for feminist like Brie.

No shit

The hero we don't deserve

>I bet brie fantasizes about
The Classic. At least in my headcanon.
Someone pitch it to whomever.

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the bangs are what do it. Also being like 20

>smitten

More like sued just for being a man.

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>a left over women with bitchface
pass, she looks like those cunts who'll #metoo you for asking her out

You can approach her as a norme, or at least have a better chance. That guy had "authority" which made it inappropriate according to her. Still a pretty dumb tweet though.
Wish these people would just remain silent about this shit. Shoots herself in the foot.

:D

Red pilled and based. Our buddies on /r/unpopularopinion will love this!

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>1 mouse dollar, redeemable only at disney parks, has been deposited in my account
there's a reason they need 800 million to break even

this scene is literally how Yea Forums would react

youtube.com/watch?v=aVvesmVAqos

Probably not since she goes around insulting people.

>But the difference is that Amber Heard will literally stab you and take your entire net worth.

5 dollars?

>Amber Heard will literally stab you

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she looks like my ex girlfriend.
Glad I'm over that, won't watch the movie

Daily reminder she dated and fuck blacks.

Still think she's hot you faggot disney shills?

I would be if she hadn't gotten that nose job

She is 100% a lesbian

the legal profession calls that "rape"

but DBZ is unironically better written and more entertaining than all three of those combined

Ayiderdee

You know the drill user.

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American cheese slice, plastic removed.

Still pretty unprofessional thing to do by an agent on duty.

based

How bizzare that she thought no one would notice. Hope she got it taken care of.

I unironically had a crush on her until I saw a current pic of her feet.

Assuming she wasn't famous, she'd be just another 7/10 mildly attractive woman that I encounter. No different than the countless other 7/10s I see at my wagecuck job everyday.

7/10 is too generous.
if drunk at a party i'd try but she'd be throwing herself at the only 6'5" dude in the room anyway

>but she'd be throwing herself at the only 6'5" dude in the room anyway
Are Americans really like that? Where I'm from the wisecrackers are usually surrounded by most women.

Yes, i would. She might be a cunt but i still wan't a rich woman to be my sugar mom.

Wheres this from

the virginity is strong itt

Word in town is, she shot this scene exclusively for Yea Forums.

5/10 Cali 6/10 rest of America no not a head turner and personality doesn’t seem great either

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No, but I have some metal thing with obsessing over different things.
People, movies, certain vehicles, etc. Right now it's her but in a month it might be a book, or a song or whatever. I'll think about said thing throughout most of the day for like a week straight.
It's your fault though. You shilled and shilled and I felt for the Capn' Marbles meme.

I have spend the entire evening looking at Brie videos and posting in brie threads. I haven't even seen Cpt Marvel but for some reason i can't let her go at the moment.

t. 3rd worlder worshipping blondes in his mud hut

>I haven't even seen Cpt Marvel
Go see it then. I think Room is what sold me though. She was pretty realistic in that and you can kind of imagine what it'd be like having her around.

not my fault their hair makes them cuter. god, what i would give just to fucking get right in there and inhale through my huge, vacuous nostrils. just perform a light suction through their underwear at first, and then-

*SNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF SNIIFFF SNIFFFF* OHH YEAH OHHH GOD

Ya'll are creepy, man. I'm only posting here semi-unironically.
Time to leave this bread.
Go watch Room btw.

learn to link your posts before you send me this stupid shit man. i dont wanna scroll forever to find your dumb fetish shitposts

She’s the third most bland looking woman in Hollywood. Right next to Daisy Ridley and Gal Gabot.

Pretty gross

that's why they all do bland movies

daisy works out though

No.