What's he thinking?

Scoops and a Thing

>damn my audience is so retarded we can keep telling them the same joke every week

BERGLANUTZ
SHLOMPF

Probably thankful his audience is so zombified he can spin this as a positive and they'll believe him.

probably what expensive restaurant he'll eat at tonight

>I thought I was an deep thinking intellectual
>I'm really just a clown

>my audience
I'm not convinced anyone watches this show.

youtu.be/Rxf8-E2v9og

God, I miss BLIMPFposting

See webm
I'd love to watch that

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>put on the spot to think up a response
>immediately thinks of penis

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>go check it out
>literally atleast 841 videos with the word "Trump" in it
OBSESSED

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TWO SCOOPS

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So...

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That the Trump gravy train of lazy jokes and assured audience numbers as assured through 2020, maybe even further. He couldn't be happier.

About how happy he is that his kids don't go to school with the kids of the plebs that watch his show.

Thinkin bout thos beans

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What did Drumpf say that got to him?

>good morning

I forgot about this

>Jimmy Kimmel's dead baby has a message for him

Wait a minute...

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You know I just realized this idiot is hosing the late show

this is what the show built by letterman has come to

did his diseased kid die? that's sad

DREMALD BLIMF! REEEEEEEEE

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he's doing an impression of alex jones in that webm

yes

Colbert is probably pretty ashamed of himself deep down. He’s a really smart guy, but there’s no limit to what he’d do to keep the ratings up.

I would gladly put this kid upside down in a trash bin

In the near future they will look at Colbert as a legend and hero, because every single day he took the piss out of retarded magatards. Especiallly since eventually everyone that ever supported Trump will deny him. He indirectly led to the rise in hate crimes all over the world and political polarization. He spent trillions of taxpayer dollars on the military industrial complex and Israel. Make no mistake, he will be ranked worst president in the history of this country.

Damn that's fucked up. Fuck these people, gonna vote Trump again just because of them

>i can't have michael avenatti as a guest any time soon

and he also burned my toast with his laser beam eyes

That's just disrespectful no matter who the target is

oh shit

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well of course, but we don't live in an era where people really consider what's poor taste

>kid
That is a 35 year old man (female)

I WILL GET YOU DRUMPFER

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I wonder that myself. he's also from South Carolina, which means he wasn't born in the bubble. he's from a poor state and knows what the country is really like outside of NY and LA. just looking at his face, he looks soulless. I can't think of a better example of somebody selling his/her soul form fame and money. its too bad because he was genuinely funny back in the Strangers with Candy days.

DRUMPF OF THE WILL

communism wont help him when his aorta disects from his Marfan's disease.