Characters who were literally retarded

What was his line of thinking? Even if the mountain confessed Tywin was ruling over King’s landing. He was dead either way

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>Viewers who are literally retarded

Great post user very insightful

You think Tywin would murder a Prince of Dorne over something like that? It would start a war and he's not so stupid. Even if The Mountain did confess, which he wouldn't have, he could just claim the poison was affecting his mind.

What was his line of thinking?
>drop mountain to floor
>slowly cut him
>get confession that tywin ordered the killing
>casus belli achieved

>poison or assassins don’t exist

Nigga they almost killed bran over catching the twins committing incest. Tywin has numerous ways of making sure Oberyn didn’t leave without raising suspicion

if tywin is incriminated, is a perfect oportunity for the other houses to gang on the lannisters and put him on trial. in the books it starts a whole plot as the mountain confeses on killing Ellya, so they demand his head, but Qyburn sends another cranium. If Cersei reveals sir Robert Strong, they would know that Cercei is a liar and justice was not done, granting them a perfect opportunity to go to war.

But why would a man start having bastards with high profile women and start a sellsword company BEFORE the reason of his desire for revenge (the rape and murder of Elia and her children) even occurring?

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That's why retinues exist, to protect important people that go to other places. Many dornish bannermen where also at kingslanding with their own retinues. Had Tywin imprison Oberyn, Doran would immediatly know because everyone has a spy network too. And Oberyn dieing from poisoning is a red alert to dornishmen.

Reminder that in the books, Oberyn dies by being punched in the face

>without raising suspicion
no. Doran has the best spy network without Varys

He wanted him to confess for satisfaction sake. Dorne was already in the stages of rebelling so it was a matter of pride.

The whole thing starts because Ned summons him to KL on some charge or another

Tywin’s biggest flaw of the entire series is that he hates Tyrion. His son getting off the hook for an open shut case would cause severe asshurt. I don’t think war would mean all that much to him. Especially how pussified the show version of Dorne is. Books I don’t know about that much

>I don’t think war would mean all that much to him. Especially how pussified the show version of Dorne is. Books I don’t know about that much
Even Aegon the Conqueror with his dragons failed to conquer Dorne, that's why they're still Princes

I cringed more at this scene than any other tbqhfamilam

>actually reading the books

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>with dragons

Fucking seriously? I now understand why bookfags were so pissed over dorne, I thought it was just nerds being in their typical “the book was better” mode but fuck how do you ruin something that hard?

this
i gave up at book two, then just went over the wiki page and checked the story summaries - glad i saved time and avoided shitty Yea Forums
it's so bad, what are people thinking?

Or maybe you're just retarded?

a lot of people are incredibly stupid, like, they have very, dangerously low iqs, and while being functionally literate are completely incapable of actually knowing what is and what is not a good book. i opened a random game of thrones book years ago, flipped around and after reading like 3 paragraphs from three chapters could tell it was hot garbage. it's basically a "graphic" version of harry potter. thank god for the showrunners at hbo splicing a good show together out of 10000 pages of diarrhea

because D&D ran out of material and decided that they had to create the wacky adventures of Jaime and Bronn in order to appease brainlets, even though the show was a pop culture phenomenon precisely because it didn't do any of that shit. That season revealed to us how stupid D&D really are.

Is this a pasta? If not then kill yourself.

Bait

sneed

As soon the show started relying on fan service becaus they passed the books it went to shit. S5 was putrid, 6 was a mixed bag, 7 was mostly shit. I dread the finale but I’ve watched too much to drop it now

yep, I pirate episodes now just to see where those retards are taking the plot and I hate it so much.
>tfw george will never finish

You really should not be caring at this point. I'll still finish it but I couldn't care less about what they pull out of their asses next. It jumped the shark long ago.

>sunk cost fallacy
bruh, just stop watching
what do you have to gain by investing any more?

Maario Naharis

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Never said I cared it’s just there’s never been such a noticeable decline in quality. At this point I watch to see the conclusion

what books?

the guy in the middle

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There are book adaptions of this show?

Well you said you dread the finale.

"closure"

Carl Drogo


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worth less than nothing to me if a show's writing is worse than the fanfic I can come up with in my head

Should’ve made my sarcasm more transparent. But yeah I’m almost expecting an unsatisfying conclusion, I don’t actually believe they have it in them to deliever a good finale but I’ll still trudge along

You should read the World of Ice and Fire. Fills in all the Targaryen stuff the show never delves into.

The whole thing is a meme by now. I'm more concerned abotu GRRM keeling over at this point.

Murdering a price you invited? Instant war and risking other allies turning on you.

He got punched in his unprotected face by an armoured gauntlet, worn by an 8 foot tall dude. Normal sized people IRL kill others with a single punch to head all the time.

i have so much time on my hands that the possibility of wasting 8 hours on s8 is less of a big deal than the feeling of not getting closure on something i've been watching since 2010

the absolute madman

He was a bit of a mad lad

Hopefully he's already done and the last books come out after the show is over

You sweet summer child.

Literally and unironically one of best characters who got killed off way too early/was introduced too late, because he had too much potential and they knew people would like him. And why is he the only real character from dorne, except for sand sluts who everyone hates?

>be in high school
>anxiously awaiting Harry Potter book six with all my other high school friends
>it's been 2 years since the last one released, and we've been talking that entire time about what will happen next
>go to midnight release at the local bookstore all dressed up
>don't care how much it is, just buy it
>open first page
>I... really just don't care that much anymore
never finished the series, never watched the movies past #3... just stopped caring

just stop caring

Dude's never going to finish. It's been so so so long. He's writing other shit, shit no one cares about.

>they almost killed bran over catching the twins committing incest
that wasn't tywin

Tywin warged into Jaime.

The Dornish are extremely skilled at guerilla warfare and was such a pain in the ass to fight on their home turf that the Targaryens just let them be semi-independent.

This would've been good tv vs. the cartoony shit we got.