The coloring? It's bone

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8:55pm reservation at Dorsia

I can't believe Yea Forums prefers OPs digits over mine

Let's see Paul Allen's digits.

How about 8:22pm

check em

I'll show you how it's done faggots

That's dust cloud. and the lettering is something called Acme Co.

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cursed thread

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Dubs.

I'm just lucky I guess

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It's very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.

Pathetic

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Cursed thread

someone save this thread

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oh dear god

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Nice dubs you got here, mind if I fuck and suck them?

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Luis has the best card

I'm starting to think this is just random and none of you actually know whether you're gonna get digits

>oh patrick, i've been waiting for this

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Nice. Very impressive.

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That isn't Allen's or Bateman's

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I wanna stab you to death and play around in your blood

its not random at all, in fact, the post that is 3 posts under this one is going to get dubs.

Checked
Check em

Check these out, guys.

Oh really?

There we go

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check THESE digits.

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Trips.

hey guys, Czech these out.

Stitch digits, interesting

gets incoming

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Took you long enough. You people are derrible at getting dubs. Meanwhile I can trivially get trips.

come on, give em to me!

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I love Brie

In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

I'm doing my part

HEY PAUL

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Doubles. Check them.

Dubs? How’d he swing that?

hmmm

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Paul Allen really did have the best card.

Rollan

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I need to fit in

Umm, yes, I know its a little late but would it be possible to reserve a post for dubs or, trips perhaps.

Very impressive. Nice

sure

I would totally play a game based on Chris' subjective view of reality.

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No can do, got a res at Dubsia

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>singles

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oh but i am

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I see they omitted the pork loin with lime Jello

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>Still singles

I'd love to stay and chat, but I got a res at Dubsia

This is really a beehive of, uh, singles Halberstam. This place is hot, very hot. We should've gone to Dorsia, I could've gotten us Dubs.

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First digits of the thread.

Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom, and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of dubs. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of dubs and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of dubs has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, anons. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts..." [Points to his own digits] "This you can trust."

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Imagine being Patrick Bateman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Paul Allen, you fuckin' fine, nice card with that subtle off white coloring and the tasteful thickness of it. I would totally do squash with you, both my 'normal' persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is dissect another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bateman and not only sit in that chair while Paul Allen flaunts his disgusting haircut at you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his shitty tan, and just sit there, hour after hour, while he perfected that fruity little hand gesture. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in mergers and acquisitions tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PAUL ALLEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and hookers and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Harvard Business School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your forehead as you notice his card has a watermark, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" physique, the physique he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then he mentions his reservation at Dorsia, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bateman. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear.

CROM LEND ME THYNE DUBS AND I SHALL SERVE YOU FOREVER

>not even one damn digits

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CROM RISES

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>Crom actually answered the prayer
Dubs are clearly what is best in life.

>can just imagine him in an old SS outfit in a black and white photo

CROOOOOMMMM

Well this thread is dead I'm leaving, I got a reservation at Dorsia.

TRY TO CHECK YOUR DIGITS NOW YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

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I think this ends the debate permanently

Dubu's dubs

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CHECK 'EM

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faggots

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if dubs im gay