Calling the cops on stoners smoking in the parking lot

Probably depends on how the cops are in your area. Even before it was legal here, if you called the cops on a few kids smoking weed, they'd tell you to fuck off.

In most provinces you can only smoke on consenting private property. You could still call the cops on people smoking in a parking lot, like you could if they were drinking.

the cops called you a faggot, and didnt bother showing up for your snitch beta call until an hour later.

Doing God's work, user.

t. Quentin

>the incel snitch moviegoer
>the chad smoker moviegoer

I hope you know that even the cops thought you were a bitch.

weed is homo

People who call the police for this kinda shit should be liquidated by the state

I smoke in my car in the parking lot before every kino

Those kids were inside the theater before the cops showed up, if they didn’t just laugh at you

Quentin?

Saw a stressed out fidgety guy sitting in the front row of the theatre

Had a black backpack on the seat next to him

Left the theatre 10 minutes into the movie and called the cops

BASED

>go with my friend to a daytime showing of Fellowship of the Ring about 5 weeks after its release.
>4 other people in the theater
>launch a large popcorn directly towards the ceiling during "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
>friend walks up to the top row center, pours his big gulp on the floor so it waterfalls down the stadium seating
>proceeds to piss into the cup during the quiet Lothlorien sequences with Aragorn and Boromir dialogue, his loud piss hitting the bottom of the cup and giggling heard clearly throughout the theater
>he throws the piss cup directly into the sound dampening curtains on his way out

He worked there in HS and had a grudge with the existing manager

Based and Quentinpilled.

>he can't buy 100% legal government weed in this country

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I can only watch movies I've seen before while stoned since I can never remember things properly. Like Deadpool 2 was hilarious in theatres because I was high on edibles but I could hardly remember a thing. Then when I watched it another time while sober I realized how unfunny it was. Seeing Spider-Verse for the second time on the big screen while high was incredible though

>be +30yo boomer
>see group of teens smoking or drinking in public
>start running towards them
>half the times they freak out, drop the drugs and run away
>claim the spoils
nothin personel

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YES

FUCK DEGENERATES

FUCK THE DEVIL'S WEED

>Friend smokes weed in car at movie parking lot
>I pass on the ganj since driving
>Cop pulls up behind car
>Oh shit nigga 5-O
>Hurriedly exit my clam baked vehicle
>Have to chit chat with local law enforcement and convince him I'm not tripping on pot
>He let's us go
>Enjoy the motion picture and leave
>Realize I locked my keys in the car trying to get out in a hurry
>Have to call the police to unlock the door

RCMP won't give a fuck unless you're causing a ruckus

what even happened to this dude. he used to be everywhere and now he's brendan fraser tier of nowhere

potheads need to be exterminated

lol chill out

He transitioned and goes by Brie Larson now

yaaass qweeen, dabbing in your honor rn

I stopped smoking the DUDE recently after 6 years of almost daily smoking. Feeling a bit better but my brain might be a little fucked.

So your basically boasting about being a terrible human being?

>protagonist lands deathblow on antagonist
>yell out "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>everyone in the theater laughs
>cute girl asks me for my number after the movie ends

Breaking the law is inherently wrong. The terrible human beings are the stoners.

>morality is dictated by laws
It was legal at one point to own another human being as property you think that was ok?

same. feels good. gets more obvious every day that it's brits and aussies posting shit like this out of their emasculated pearl clutcher empires.

Yes because it was legal to own, beat, and breed slaves.

>wanting the government to grow your weed
SHIGGYDIGGY

These anti-pot rejects are so out of touch that they think the cops would give a shit about someone smoking pot.

>all the potheads ITT

Yeah I'll call the cops on you, AND I'll do it for free.Get bent.

It was ok, yes.

>coworker was annoying me
>one day, catch our manager alone
"Okay, this is gonna sound kind of weird, but: two nights ago he offered to sell me a marijuana cigarette."
>no more coworker

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dipshit it's legal in so many states this thread is outdated as fuck. it's like you came from the year 2007 to shitpost.