On Set

Guys I’m on the set of a tv show right now, what do I say to the director to get a career?

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''my sissy asshole is open to anything you have in mind''

you could try just doing your job well

*TING* *TING*

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But my job is an extra. If I do it well, no one will notice me

whats the story behind this pic

Keep your mouth shut.
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women like pasta because of all the carbs this bitch is autistic

girl has shitty parents who sent her to school with a ziploc bag full of plain spaghetti noodles and she's eating it in class. how am i so certain of this? i had shitty parents.

Lol have fun sitting around for the next 10 hours. The director is not going to speak to you.

Fuck it then, I’ll speak to him. I’m not automatic like the rest of you

why not put it in a tupperware bowl?

Tell him you have access to real lolita shit

because shitty parents

fpbp this user has definitely been in showbiz before

yeah why not that always ends well

Ask him what catering companies he recommends for your cousin's bar mitzvah

stop projecting you moron youre so wrong holy shit

then explain

Tell him you're jewish. Guaranteed your own movie

>Say "I bet we know someone in common"
>"Ben"
>"Michael"
>"David"
>"Isaac"
>"Shlomo"
...until BINGO

>can't create a grammatically functional response
>can't respond

i understand all things that are self-evident, including that picture. including the fact that you are a moron.

>[insert joke about the director being Jewish]

You fucking predictable hacks are way worse than the Hollywood writers you mock.

Directors dont give a shit about Extras
Go for the Actor
Especially some minor actor who has a few lines to get tips.

Pitch him an episode idea

Dont talk to Director. They always angrery during shooting
I was an Extra for months on The Borgias and I saw people try to approach the Director and he told them to go away.

But I did walk up to Jeremy Irons several times for a few word. He was nice guy didnt look down on Extras.

Stargirl?

>You fucking predictable hacks are way worse than the Hollywood writers you mock.
True, but we arent payed millions for the privilege, nor do we make it our careers.

ill date her