What did he mean by this?

i remember posting the full name of a girl as my status on facebook when i was in highschool. i was trying to look up her profile.

Does twitter have good sex gifs? I dont use it

Pronounced jif.
If you say it like give or git you're a fag

How can something so dirty at the same time seem so wholesome and cute?

>give
>sex give
>give sex
Have sex.

t. grampa
>he's right though

How do you pronounce jif?

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>Graphics Interchange Format
>jraphics

Not how language works

>b-b-but da creator said so!!!!

Who gives a fuck?

Seriously imagine having that kind of money and not fucking sluts all day wtf, if I got a million first thing I'd do is visit that legal brothel in Vegas.

fuck off reddit

oh my

>AIDS
>Auto Immune
>AWIDS

Bella Thorne

A$AP SHRADER

He's a fucking legend for not deleting it.

women peeing videos

he's just sayin what we're all thinking

That's why GRID was much better. Should have kept it at that.

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>sex gifs
>69
damn...

animal crossing e621

This
It's a hard G; GIFF
"Linux" is supposed to be pronounced "lee-nooks" but it isn't; mainly because Amerifriends tend to be a little stupid but that's okay :3

someone make a sneed gifs edit

That Sasha Grey ass slap one. I'm not going to post it because you already know what I'm talking about.

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Based

110% madlad

snd gifs

This

/gif/ is probably the most depraved board on this entire site.

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As someone who used to frequent /gif/ I wholeheartedly agree. What a cesspit

wtf i love /gif/ now

Yeah sometimes I struggle to find something remotely normal to fap to

>go to /gif/ for the first time over a year ago
>very first thing I see is a scat thread
>leave in disgust
>now go there frequently for sex gifs.

sex gifs

Literal reddit faggotry.

>go to /gif/
>rekt threads
>gore threads
>scat threads
>all topped off with every kind of nigger porn that exists
Seriously. I'm thinking I should just go to /s/ at this point.Cut off the porn completely and wank it to gals in lingerie. It's gonna be healthier at least.

>/gif/
>"you are the girl"
>"trap" threads of men wearing the kind of clothes actual women wouldn't be seen dead in
>shemales
>cucks
>scat
>piss
>autogynephilia RP threads
/gif/ is a fucking embarrassment, and the sooner it is nuked the better

/gif/ is the best board on this site.

Based and redpilled.

What kind of a normie do you have to be to search for that? Cringe.

>Alexa show me naked boobs

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/s/ and /hc/ are better. It's either all the shit you listed or traps

What are you talkin about, you some kinda degenerate? Sex gifs are sexy as hell

tryhard faggot, jiff is way sexier

You say this, but I'm looking at the catalog now and I see
>anal prolapse
>Black Woman White Man
>male creampie thread
>vomit/puking thread
>"Anal, gay only, trans only, shemale only"
>micro penis
and many other threads of similar quality on the first few pages. Is this what /gif/ was meant to be??

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To be fair they also have some Tik Tok threads.

I masturbate everyday to /gif/ since 6-7 yrs (I was severly underage at the time I started) and I got to say that it wasn't helpfull for personal development :) Jesus save my soul

That list reads like the Conspiracy Iceberg.

>dear ask jeeves, I wish to see some ladies that have no pants on

>I masturbate everyday to /gif/ since 6-7 yrs
You should stop doing that.

I'm 100% I would have never masturbate to shemale porn if it wasn't for Yea Forums

>tfw you want sex gifs but /gif/ is horrifying

I'm completly addicted

>Western Union, please send a telegram request for a drawing of a woman's hand.

>been on Yea Forums for four years
>still haven't masturbated to trannies
This gives me confidence in my ability to withstand peer pressure

Zalgo tier:
>interdimensional micro pseudo sex

Throw out your computer. For real man this sounds like some life-destroying shit. Also consider seeing a therapist.

/s/ has gifs in some threads now

based fellow 30 year old boomer telling these whippersnappers what's what

>discover /gif/
>for a long time just wank it to whatever normal stuff I could find
>life hits rock bottom
>look at all the monstrous dicks
>feel like a walking embarassment
>start wanking it to cuck porn
>unironically find myself thinking "man, maybe sucking some Big Black Cock could be good"
>get hardons while discussing with other mental baskets about how "blacked is the best kind of porn that just makes me cum backets"
>realize what I'm doing and stop
>tfw still got an erection typing that out while looking at pictures of naked white women does nothing for me and I have to work it to get a boner
I hope I can be fixed, but shit's terrifying. I tried NoFap but it did nothing (hell, all the cum created a lump in my balls). So now I'm trying to condition myself into wanking it to normal shit again.
>tfw there was a time I would become rock hard over Jen Anniston's GQ cover and cum multiple times to it
I wanna go back...

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It's fine. Stop being so sensitive.

Ḣ̞̙̻̗̺͓͙̫̩̥͍̆̐̿̆ͦ̈́̎͊ͮͬ͑̉͐͐̂͘͞E̶̸̯̜̩̞̗̼̯͍̙̬͓͉͈͚̥̭̦͐̉̈̒͋̌ͭ͌͂ͭ̊̓̕ ̴̹̭̞̤̦̣̮͇͒̓ͫ̌̏̂̏ͮ̽ͯ̚͞͞C̸̢̨̛̬̞̯̝͚͎̼̘͈̰͎̆ͬ͆͌̋ͬͨ̿͒͂̉̓͡Ǫ̺̼̥̬͈͍̦̹͋ͬ̊ͬ̃̑ͣ͒̀̚Ḿ̸̷̶̭͍̼͔̠̗͖̮̪͎̻̹̼͎̙͓͒̒ͯ͑̔̔̎ͣ̆̚ͅĔ̦͇͙̳̹̪̜̝̙͕͍̺̉͒ͯ͛̔̈͆͐ͯ̄͆̿͊̔́͞S̸̴̷͇͙̻̥̯̮͈̤͕̃ͯͭ̐ͣ̆̓͌̋͌̔̄ͦͣͣ̆̉̌͜͠

webms and gifs work perfectly fine on /s/ but for some reason no one ever makes threads for them. I guess people get angry and tell you to post that stuff on /gif/.

>JPEG
>joint photographic experts group

Hurr why people say jay-peg when it should be jay-fag

Kys

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Fully transcended tier
>sex does not exist

Hey, you just blow in from stupid town?

it has good sfw threads like ylyl/ygyl
i particularly enjoy the war threads
but wsg is better imo

I need help user, notridicule.I can wank it to normal porn, and have been doing so for the last few months, but some bad habits remain... I wanna go back to when I got boners from a random ad featuring women in opera clothes and lingerie...

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i used to find such great porn on there too, now its full of fags.

Its the reason why /wsg/ was created

Nofap.

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>30 years old
>boomer
user, I...

>500 scat/gay/trap/shemale/you are the girl/interracial threads at any given point in time
>3 vanilla threads with 280 replies and 13 images
/gif/ is fucking terrible

>Pronounce it like give or git

I like that you couldn't say 'pronounce it like gif' because it's pronounced how it's spelled

What if the banana broke off in her throat?

Thought it was Cara for a second

Lurk moar

Should have found a way to spell it with a j then.

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don't worry my nigga i got u; i'll stand in this corner too.

If the original creator comes out and says "this is how I would like you to pronounce it" I will respect his decision. To not do so would is autistic as fuck.

Heimlich manaeuver would dislodge it.

>this meme again
I already said I did that and got a lump in my balls. I went to a doctor. You need to fap 2-3 times per week.
Yeah, I've read that. I know what the problem is. Between the booze, the food, the lack of excercise and everything, I've just lost my confidence. I'm working through it though. I've dropped the drinks, I'm eating better, I exercise every day. It's a long road, but I hope that I'll make it. Because this shit scares me to death.

I'm still used to this one after all this time.

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>I wanna go back to when I got boners from a random ad featuring women in opera clothes and lingerie...
You have to realize that even without porn this might not be as easy as it was when you were a teen discovering masturbation. Your testosterone is decreasing yearly and sex isn't as mysterious anymore. You can still get boners like you said but only if you abstain for days. Just remember it won't be like when you were younger, jerking off daily and still getting hard from magazines. As a first step to stopping porn I recommend porn pictures. Then use it less frequently until you stop using it at all to get off.

>I went to a doctor. You need to fap 2-3 times per week.

What the fuck kind of dumb meme is this. I have gone years at a time without masturbating without issue.

Just to clarify before this comes up, I have previously been in sexual relationships, but not for 9 years now, aside from some very rare occasions that never amounted to full penetration.

Masturbation is a scam. seems like a bit of a meme but it makes some good points. Buddhist btw.

Post more sex gifs you fags

>"you are the girl"
I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about interesting women, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "become the girl in the post below yours", but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

Sadly however, I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

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I don't wank it daily anymore. I'm too sad to get in the mood. I wank it every 4 days or so out of necessity. I do get boners from fantasizing at night though (vanilla stuff, fucking my perfect ginger waifu or something), so I guess that's something. But dunno user, I feel like I need to get boners just by glancing at this >What the fuck kind of dumb meme is this. I have gone years at a time without masturbating without issue.
Eh, I also had a bad diet. Hence the lump (it's not there anymore; he gave me some drugs). But you do need to ejaculate rather often. How you do it is up to you.

fine

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Top lel

t. euro

Boners from glancing were a feature of being a teen. Might still happen on occasion with the right mood and energy but don't make that your grail. What you described seems decent. Just stop watching porn if you still are and you'll be fine.

>Just stop watching porn if you still are and you'll be fine.
Like I said, I just watch once every 3 or so days to cum. But I'll be changing to Playboy models. Or just camwhores doing softcore or some shit. I just want those "bad habits" to be gone, but for that to happen I'll have to generally turn things around; it's tied with the confidence I have in myself and the state of my body.

Based gooseposter

Gets right to the point

He was looking to get his minerals off

>I do get boners from fantasizing at night though (vanilla stuff, fucking my perfect ginger waifu or something)
Hahahaha what a loser who would ever do that...

kek

I'm with you. I just deleted whatever porn I had. Only imagination and pics for now. Actually I should probably use pics only first since my imagination is rotten.

its not peanut butter
have sex

How about you stop regurgitating memes that were shit and nonsensical from day fucking 1?
Brainlet redditor.

Well, I do! While hugging my pillow and extra blanket... Hey, considering where I was a few months ago on thecase of what made me hard, this is a vast improvement. And fuck you; I'll get my gingerfu one day!
I never saved porn. Just went on pornhub. Now I just have some of the Katee Owens stuff, since I figure it's a good way to ease me in from all that degenerate porn to proper softcore. I mean, for fuck's sake, I used to wank it to videos of clothed newswomen with big tits... I wanna go back to that state of mind.

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What kind of loser watches sex gifs?

BASED

Hello reedit

How do you like your jay-fegs?

Gin
Git
Gif

>it's a hard g
But it's not haha

That's not how acronyms work nigger

perhaps you could browse a different website that subcategorizes your interests

THEY'RE NOT FUCKING SEX WEBMS MARIE THEY'RE SEX GIFS

Sex webms