Let's face it, the Matrix is too problematic for the current year

"YAY, A REPLY! I HAVE ATTENTION NOW"

Still a white male in the eyes of progressives.

whatever who gives a fuck? nobody reads these articles anyway. let this shit become irrelevant.

>made by transgender women
>male power fantasy

Liberals are really playing with fire here with identity politics.

OP really needs you to react angrily to this article, otherwise he can't have a thread because years of repeated shitposting have robbed him of his creativity and he now draws a blank when attempting to think of a good subject to make a thread about.

>Also you better appreciate your 9/5 office job you entitled shits.

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The author of the article gives no fucks. He's a London ivory tower elite that loves to tweet about his opposition to Brexit.

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>OP really needs you to react angrily to this article, otherwise he can't have a thread because years of repeated shitposting have robbed him of his creativity and he now draws a blank when attempting to think of a good subject to make a thread about.
This.

you can say whatever you want as long as your conclusion is "old white men - bad"

>made by transgender women
They weren't trannies in 1999.

>the wars in the middle east were literally ARMAGEDDON

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Funny how all these problems lead back to the same (((sources))) better come to heel white man.

According to the leftist alternate reality being transgender is a physical fact of the brain rather than a poor decision based on fetish and modern fads and anyone who starts taking female hormones and getting body modification surgeries must have always had a "female brain," therefore making it offensive if you don't go back and alter everything ever written about them to retroactively use female pronouns and their new female name.

Sweatie they were always women

do you have to have some reason to fall in love? Maybe she was just horny. That's a pretty good reason.

You can bet the author would have had no issue if she fell in love with Morpheus.

Matrix is just the heroes journey. Millenia old legendary storytelling is now too problematic by their standards.

It's really stupid article. The guy is upset because what, the movie didn't spend 25 years waiting for Neo to master Kung Fu? Did he also want them to spend 5 years learning how to fly a helicopter? Why would you be mad about sci-fi elements in sci-fi? This article is last minute grade school book report tier, just searching for something, anything to write about last minute while watching tv on a Sunday night.

Meanwhile you complain about Rey not spending years learning those things. Just fuck off already, entitled white incel.

It's not problematic for them at all. They just don't like it when the hero is a white male.

Neo gets his ass kicked before he becomes Jesus. Rey never failed at anything.

It's not a problem for you either unless the hero is female or a minority.

Kill yourself

do dialate tranny

Nice projection faggot. I didn't complain when watching Blade or Men in Black.

Yet trannies like you moan when the hero is a white male.

Was there an offscreen moment where Rey had gigs worth of experience and data forcibly shoved into her mind, giving her a near instantaneous expertise in hand to hand combat?
I don't even know why you thought you had a point with that post.

Horseshit you leftist faggot

>This asian guy is in a movie I don't like so he's white

Kek do they realize the makers are trans and movies were loaded with lib-friendly ideals?

>Reeves
>White Male

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>3
no deal

But all of the characters can instantly learn anything if they enter the Matrix. That’s part of the movie

>male power fantasy
>made by two men who became women

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More like "I wish I wasn't born male" fantasy.

Snowflakes complain about everything. Stop ruining life for people.

>implying it wasn't a piece of shit to begin with

My friends went to a free screening of another movie. The film wasn't working so they gave us tickets for another day and let us go to whatever currently showing film that day. Ultraviolet was the only one we were remotely interested in that none of us had seen.
Somehow we walked out still feeling ripped off.

Plus a friend joked that her sword was a ripoff of one from Kenshin and that next it was gonna catch on fire. And then it did.

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isn't that very illegal?

so I see that the tactic of "rage clicks" is still going strong.

>isn't that very illegal?
???
What's very illegal? Why do you cryptic retards always think people can read your mind? Be specific.

This scene is also very problematic and has dated badly.

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>reading comprehension

There's nothing illegal there so the comprehension problem is on your end.

It's not illegal at all, your boss can tell you to pretend to love your job and be glad you're fortunate enough to work for him and theres nothing you can do about it.

The Matrix is pure tranny fantasy though. Switch was originally supposed to be a man in the Matrix but the producers told them to take it out.

He was speaking about the sacking part. Retards.

>He was speaking about the sacking part.
sacking for what? Be specific dumbass.

I think they meant the "get a phone call telling you you're fired" part. Not sure it makes sense though, employers can let you go for whatever reason they want/make up so it's not illegal to my knowledge, not sure why it would be.

There's nothing illegal about firing someone for not doing a good job, let alone merely making reference to a hypothetical scenario where you fire someone and putting it on a poster.

Not that part, just the first part.

Pretty fucking sure if you get fired and show this image to the judge after a dispute you can get so much more better severance package.

Threatening to fire your employees for not being happy isn't against the law idiot. It's just counterproductive and leads to poor workforce morale.

They'll just say you weren't meeting the expectations lined out in the same form.

I'm not saying the employer is right for being a fucking ass hole, i'm just saying it's almost certainly not illegal.

>Pretty fucking sure if you get fired and show this image to the judge after a dispute you can get so much more better severance package.
Why would you think that? There's nothing in that poster about wrongfully terminating someone based on protected medical conditions or anything like that.

I'm honestly baffled as to where this user is getting that idea from. Why would anyone think anything about that situation wouldn't be legal?

NEET's have weird concepts of the workplace.

>matrix gets remade
>neo is a white, blonde, blue eyed woman
>trinity is a hunk who falls in love with her
>morpheus is a black woman and gets less screen time than the original
Calling it now

Maybe he thinks employers have the same 2-week notice obligation that employees have in regards to termination? Obviously they don't, but maybe he thinks that?

Alita Battle Angel goes through the hero journey, beloved by Yea Forums.
Nu Star Wars protagonist does not, it's hated by Yea Forums.
Your move.

>trinity is a black man who falls in love with her
ftfy

Weve had this shit thread before today post less and sage

Dodge this incels

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>If you don't believe in strange nonexistent anti- worker firing laws you're an incel
???

terrible trigger discipline

Umm it's 2019 sweatie, heritage and culture aren't real things only your skin tone! Be better!

???

It's clickbait. Anytime you see a buzzword in its title, then ignore it.
>(And here's why)

user already wrote "hunk"

???

>some towelheads wasting each other halfway across the world and some nasally liberal whining about muh weather on TV somehow changes your daily routine

but it was a tranny powerfantasy after all?!

Time for a Farnsworth "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".

I can't believe that such a thing has happened. The Matrix is literally about breaking the artificial ideals and illusions perpetrated by a ruling class of homogenous individuals, where the hero joins an uprising comprised of all races who want to take back their humanity from...

And its "too problematic"? You underage B&s won't remember this, but I fucking hate the current politically correct culture push more than the last one in the 90s. The Matrix was seen as being the most techno-leftist thing ever when it came out, fighting against inequality and disposable culture. Fuck, it was even written/produced by TWO fucking transgender people who were transitioning back before it became a buzzword and just went about the business of making movies.

And somehow its a "male power fantasy".

All you need to fell better is remember that this is just one retarded freelance writer, writing for BBC Culture of all things. No one takes this faggot seriously, and no one takes BBC seriously either.

a blunk is a black hunk

too bad you were there with your friends
alone you could have at least fapped to her in the empty room
unless you are gay then you totally should have gangbanged your fag friends

I watched the trilogy last weekend and I thought about how it had gone mostly forgotten. I remember thinking "I bet the next time I hear about these films it will be a fucking useless journalist desperate for the next big thing from the past to shit on and get hateclicks."

And here we fucking are.

but why can they change their gender, but not their sexuality?
why cant we degay the faggots if everything is a social construct?

Stop asking problematic questions and buy a ticket to Captain Marvel, you nazi incel.

did you just assume my ideology?
how dare you!

Confirm this user here is an asshole that jinxed the matrix.

I went dumpster diving on reddit and found people who unironically agree with the author.

you have to go back

>to prove to the world that democrats arent racist, they will make everything about race including watching old movies and making it racist too.
>we swear we arent racist

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is there anything that isn't some male's power fantasy

Did none of them actually watch the trilogy and realise that the majority of the characters, especially those in positions of power within Zion, are not white men? Meanwhile Agents, The Architect, The Frenchman, those weirdo twins, that train station bum etc are all white men.

What exactly do these people want?

The parts about a hero becoming powerful for no reason could be considered valid criticism on most cases though in the matrix one must consider the classical idea of destiny that comes into play plus the bullshit asociated with making a story about a choosen one.

This on the other hand is retarded. Art, even comercial art, is socio historical. Which means it´s creation is tied to a time period and a social context. One can´t judge it´s values independantly or from the perspective of society current values.

>remember the 6 gorillion wagies who died in 9/11