Hey Yea Forums, nothing major but I gotta check you guys to see which one of you is The Thing. Hope you don't mind

Hold up, how would you find out who's the thing?

Based on dubs

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Dude, I'M an IT. Learn it.

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Ok sure, but don't cut my finger please that'll hurt a whole lot.

How do you do, fellow humans?

hey guys whats going on in this thread

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G-go ahead.

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I am human, just like you are

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>mfw will never be the thing and experience jolly cooperation in taking over the world

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not only am i human, i am also a proud transwoman

>Tranny gets taken over by the Thing
>Everyone knows because all of a sudden there is another dude around.

You're worse than the Thing.

based

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cmon mac im eating here. how you like i presume you the thing? you like that presume?

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>That dude with the flamethrower that just stood there with his dick in his hand while a guy was transforming right in front of them
What the fuck was his problem?
Like three more dudes died because of that asshole

I'm not The Thing. I'm The Thang. Yo!

Could you do my test in private at least?

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I am now imagining a remake where macready forces each person to jerk off over an open flame, and as the jizz passes over the fire it transforms mid flight, screaming in agony, while everyone turns their flamethrowers on a pantsless palmer thing eating windoews

you die first

Windows? But only him died in that scene

That would actually work on full body Thing assimilation. Holy detection skills user.

His flame thrower didn't start

check /r9k/ last

I guess that explains why I'm tied to this couch

kek

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oh no

FUCK YOU TOO!

i guess there are no things in this thread

Who's shadow was this? Looks like Palmer to me.

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Are you telling me There Will Be Blood?

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This guy is a thing I guess

Like the thing would ever come to this shithole. It's an advanced alien species traveling who knows how far ans conquering planets so I know for a fact I would never come here.

I have nothing to hide, fellow human

"Private test, public flamethrowing" is the company's policy, Sir.

mother fucker...
guys don't let it escape

>MAACREEEAAADYYY! HERE! HURRY!

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Dude can I hold the flamethrower it seems fun

Why did he tie them all to the same couch? Surely if more than one of them turned out to be a thing the third one was going to get infected or caught in the flamethrower crossfire

Did you just forget about Palmer's weird hair
It's not fat enough but I think the most likely candidate is Norris

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Im totally human user, don't mind me.

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GET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR

WINDOWS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
BURN IT

The user below this post is a thing. Don't trust him.

OH FUUUUUUUCK

What happens if someone gets trips or quads though?

OHNONONONO

Hey guys, I heard you're looking for The Sting

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Final form

WHO THE FUCK DO I BURN?

this is pure nonsense

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Hey guys im taking the helicopter, see you around.

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You remember what happened at the kennel (trips), or Norris (quads)...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M NUKING THIS WHOLE THREAD

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user NO!

WHERE'S THE FUCKING FLAMETHROWER
THERE'S AN INFESTATION HERE

No need for the fire user, we can trust each other :^)

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BOTH OF THE THROWERS ARE HELD BY THE INFECTED

WE'RE FUCKED

Hello human friends, nice human weather we're having. How about that pesky alien, huh?

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That's ridiculous.

NOT ANOTHER ONE

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Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

I GOT THIS!

*unzips dick*

I'LL KILL YOU!

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FUCK I FORGOT MY MOLOTOV

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Come on we can still take them apart.. CALM THE FUCK DOWN GODDAMMIT

You'll never take me alive

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I've got nothing to hide.

Hey fellas, what's poppin in this thread?

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Drep den fulle hunden du har motbydelige amerikanske mutter!

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Is there anyone here that ISN'T an ayy lmao?

THERE'S MORE!

So was Childs the Thing at the end?

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Maybe we're at war with Norway.

MAAAAAAAC

Hvorfor skyter du på deg, jævla mutt? Hunden er en jævla avsky!

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Pretty sure that's a Swede

looks like jfk but what was he doing in alaska?

double dubs! what the fuck is it?!

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DEEPEST LORE

This person is a thing, I can tell from the dubs and having seen a few things in my time.

There's no way to know for sure.

>alaska

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's trips, that means I'm part of the main cast.

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

It isn't logically possible for him to not be the thing unless MacReady isn't the thing either.

LIES

MacReady couldn't be the Thing, he just destroyed the ship. That wouldn't make any sense.

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so either Childs isn't the thing or he isn't.

My digits prove my innocence.
Im not a thing, im an IT

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Hello, my dear anons! I am completely human and full of muscle. My dear friend Pablo is also very much human despite the constant grimace on his face.

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Original movie was better

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So, does the Thing also absorb all memories and knowledge of the host? If so, that would kind of destroy the Child's drinking gasoline theory. A Childs Thing would know that what it was drinking wasn't alcohol.

yes

What kind of rifle is that /k/

Watch Clark.

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so Childs is the thing unless he isn't in which case neither of them are
but there was a video game and it wrapped this shit up years ago so whatever

It's actually the shadow of a person not in the movie. Fun fact.

Wait a fucking second, the last time I saw you, you looked like this.
What happened, hmmm?

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I'm okay.

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I’m not

Um... nothing.

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Test me, I'm all man.

GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

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I think it’s Norris

No no it's him!

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Hey Mac, wanna give some of that opium before you test me? Haha

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BURN IT! IT'S STRONGER THAN 10 MEN!

Woof woof

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Nottt... evennn... myyy... finalll... FOOOORRRRRRMMMMM!

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Pardon me but can you guys direct me to Studio 48. I'm late.

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Good thing for these single digits

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What a crock. Maybe I have good luck? Not everyone who gets dubs is one of those things.

So we got the alien right? We can all leave now?

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD!

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there's like 20 ITT.

I thought you'd say that, user. You were the only one who knew how to write script.

roll

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That's not user. It's an imitation.

>tfw human

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Alright every Thing has been caught and exterminated so everyone go home

How long were you alone with that jannie?

That's nice

>no dubs
This guy is alright I think

there...more infected

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Palmer-Thing is scared shitless in this scene, how many other times did it experience a blood test like that?

Yes, none left.
Mission accomplished.

Oh come the fuck on. Dubs don’t show shit.

OK then. That poor misunderstood creature was murdered. We can all go now, right? I'm headed to my pod ... I mean PAD.

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iam safe

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

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BURN IT

Finally, but first a toast to my fellow humans!

FUCK ALIENS

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Woof

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MacReady, what about your dubs stample?

He sucked me off that's all.

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I do not mind, let us begin with this user.

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>no cute alien gf that will do magic to your peepee

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Clark, put this fucking dog with the others

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Vorefags pls go

I'm clean, you dont trust me?

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Shhh, I'm baiting the alien freaks.

Ok, you are indeed. I trust nobody.

Anyone here read the syfy channel script for the sequel that was never made?

GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER

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What a relief!

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Somebody got to the bluud!

you have no idea what you're doing

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

I know I'm not the thing.

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>Thing assimilates vegan
>Keeps telling everyone it's the Thing

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Good thing this fucker is already pinned down - MAAAAC

Yeah i'm gonna need a code for this one bud.

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MAAAAAAC!

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Why did it form a demon looking Norris thing inside his body? Was the face necessary?

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Make Earth Great Again!

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AVOP-349

Nutin to see here, just a friendly user

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it thought Norris was ugly so it wanted to show him a caricature of himself

I think that is Norris with a bit of Dog. Same planet, the thing can barely tell us apart fucking racist

Ok now that the thing is kill can you unleash me pls

It’s over right?

Someone torch this fuck, I’m gonna go check on Blair

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Merci

Thanks for the trivia

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wish I was a dick warlock

youtu.be/aDnj-PV1-tc

Notme

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just light me the fuck up senpai, this planet sucks

g3 or hk33, probably g3

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>Dick Warlock
great name, sounds like the opposite of Rod Smallwood

Doesn't prove anything who made you the judge

shapeshifting ayyys, what a silly thing to believe

Not me guys! I Promise!

Hold your fire! I'm a human!

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Alright.
NOW we got everyone.

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It's not me. There's no way the Thing would be on Yea Forums and the internet connection is really bad here on the south pole anyway

This is crazy, FREE ME!!

Time to relax after all that commotion

Yeah, while we're in peace lets have a comfy horror discussion

Recommend some ITT.

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youtube.com/watch?v=l6s6MHvO0Bs
Genre: Psychological Horror, Body Horror

sorry about that babe

DO IT. KILL ME!

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You're paranoid, you know that?

Haha, guess that means I'm clear right, haha

>kurt russel is starlords dad
>starlords dad wants to take over the universe by becoming everything
>ergo, vis a vis, kurt russel was the thing

Yeah.... sure...
just hold still for a second

looks most like Norris

bro... Hold still

Casual reminder that /mlp/ waifud the thing

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What the fuck

This movie was so bad, le action horror of the 80s
Couldn't care less about the characters, atmosphere was weak for the most part

Now that's a first

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The world would be boring if everyone had good tastes.

>posts cartoons
>likes trash movies
rinse repeat

Not me no sir

Burn it!

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

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>obviously a creature
>no dubs
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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WHO DO I SHOOT?

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You see this watch Macready?

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!

oops forgot image

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H-hey guys, h-how are you this fine day, my giod friends?

hey guys whats going on he-

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I can hear the thing screaming in this gif

ok i have a torch, do you think is enough?

Guys don't you think 'Thing' is a bit derogatory? I don't feel comfortable in this kind of toxic environment. Maybe this visitor is actually benevolent?

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Hey, I'll be in the helicopter if you need me.

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Everybody stay calm

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it doesn't make sense to me user
if the tranny suddenly looked passable, I'd be suspicious

Dougie Jones.

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underrated

His flamethrower didnt have any problem,he was just /ourguy/ in the sense that he was too scared to move and do something

Yeah that's what shock does to ya. It's basic knowledge

>kill the drunken dog you have
what

what thing did the thing

So user was human, huh? Guess that makes you a murdera, donnit?

Child’s wasn’t the thing at the end of the movie and you all can suck my ass

Does the thing have dubs or not have dubs?
Either way I’m not it

>I can't get it up with everyone watching me!!!

Hey Macready, don't you think you're acting a little strange?

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Janny it's been 3 days, I want to get out and post again.
I swear I won't post a picture of Shrek having gay sex with Farquaad while doing a dab again, I'm not the Shitposter.

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>that part with the crucifix bouncing between her tits
Kino