Dora The Explorer Movie
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Looks retarded desu
this looks fucking dumb
Allegedly
Dora: 1
Kid: 0
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>Collegehumor: Look at the parody we made
>Paramount: Wow, that looks great, let's make it
JUST
Made for BIG SPIC DICK (BSD).
How can cumskins and negros even compete?
>Show this to my kid nephew
>"Why is Boots a real money? Why doesn't he talk?"
>"What the freak why is she in school?"
>Sister works in daycare
>Show this to kids
>Dora jumps and falls "
>little girl cried
>"Why is Dora in school she doesn't go to school in the show."
>"THAT'S NOT DIEGO!" "YEAH!"
>"Backpack isn't talking!"
Serious who is this movie for? Young adults who grew up with the show? Because everyone I know with kids say their kids aren't interested in seeing it. They also hate the idea she stepped foot into a school.
She has exclusively dated white boys tho
It’s not for 5 year olds you retard, you should have gotten that from the trailer
>movie based on a preschooler tv show aimed at children
>isn't for children
Tastes change with time, my dear cumskin seething withoid friend.
Her current boyfriend is white
You going to keep repeating that as if it will change what the target demographic is?
>white-passing loli
>UGGGHHH noise at the beginning
>dressed conservatively (because shes a kid)
yeah I knew Yea Forums was gonna love it
Kek.
A cumskin got cucked by a based Spic from Tacoland.
Wow, Eva Longoria didn't Mexican well.
I only posted it once faggot.
it's for children, just not pre-schoolers.
It's for teenagers, young adults who watched Dora as a baby.
>17
>loli
You thought we would like it because she was dressed conservatively? Not because she’s so sexy that moda had to put ban filters on her Instagram pictures and constantly purge Moner threads?
Dunno who her new rando white bf is but I think he’s new
you got any of those instagram pix?
looks like tomb raider for pedophiles
>17
>pedo
Whoever spazzed out with all the perma bans seems to be gone since no one cares anymore. You gotta drop some black dots though, some are blocked and some outright ban you for trying to post it
Go to her Instagram, you mong.
It isn't anything extraordinary, but she's just way too beautiful and cute.
Not every state has an AoC of 17. So yes, pedo.
What weak ass resolution is that?
>doesn’t know what pedo means
>It's for teenagers
Clearly not.
It is though?
BASED AND RED PILLED
i wanna fuck her haha
Good kids shows have things that will appeal to their parents too, so the parent will be much more easily sold on paying for the show/movie. In this case, dads look forward to looking at a beautiful underage female body doing acrobatics and shit, while the kids love the story part of it.
these guys haven't got an off switch. reminds me of this
jesus she's a fucking whore, not even 18 and she's had more than 300 confirmed boyfriends
That's fucking normal nowadays. At least she doesn't have some kind of God complex and thinks nobody is good for her.
Really need one of those “countdown to consent” websites for her like Britney Spears had back in the day
>300
Jesus. I bet her snatch looks like a steak that had a firecracker go off inside it.
FUCK YOU SHES PURE
It’s really weird, they are all really average looking white kids. Makes me feel like I have a chance
Isabela Moner? More like Isabela BONER lol
How large are her nipples?
wew token hispanic sidekick stars as the father with thicc eva longoria
this looks like shit hopefully they'll give more nice shots of eva longoria
I haven't reached that level of desesperation to even stalk her bodyfriends, but most girls value confidence and having your shit together, and charisma.
>THIS MOVIE MADE FOR 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS DOES NOT MEET MY PERSONAL DESIRES AS A 30 YEAR OLD MAN. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Eva Longoria looks like shit now.
Yeah but she is just next level perfect. It’s just kind of jarring.
Not that I don’t like it or it’s bad, could mean she is just super down to earth despite being the most beautiful woman in the world
She's really beautiful and it seems like she's very hardworking as well, which is not that uncommon to find a girl like that, but you are putting her on a pedestal and girls hate that kind of shit.
She has no ass or good tits. She has a very cute face, but I've seen girls that look more or less like her, but they don't have money or don't care about themselves enough to care about their skin.
>She has no ass or good tits
Cool, so she'll still look good 30 years from now. Definite wife material
I’m not trying to put her on a pedestal, but she’s fucking perfect.
You are putting her on a pedestal, lol. You are just obsessed over her because you think she's unreachable, and she is, but that's the main reason. You'll get over her and start obsessing over any other girl.
Lol.
She's starting to get wrinkles around her eyes for tanning her skin so much.
>hispanics
>tanning
she's already brown
I hate the 'have sex' retarded sperg, but you need to have sex.
She tans her skin constantly and also uses bronzor.
Her ass and tits are not big but firm and perfectly shaped
Come on, bro. Even if a literal skeleton pulls her ass out it would look 'firm and shaped' like that.
She's beautiful, yeah. But you should stop obsessing over people that don't know you exist and maybe work on yourself.
Maybe if he works on it, he can get himself into a position where he can fuck her.
>you now remember Dora the Murderer
No. Even if YOU 'work on it' you wouldn't need be able to even talk to her. You are condemned to a life of cuckery and loneliness like the rest of us, while your waifu gets railed by BIG HISPANIC COCK (BHC).
>while your waifu gets railed by BIG HISPANIC COCK (BHC).
she's currently dating a white guy.
Who got cucked by a spic, lol. And maybe she's still cucking the white boy while she makes him watch.
Truly a modern masterpiece.
PUFFY
Well I could tell you, but for this small piece of metal on a window somewhere.
Who are you posturing for? Do you just hang out in Isabela Moner threads trying to assure everyone she won't be attractive in twenty years?
when the fuck did they start putting intros to trailers before the fucking trailer? are zoomers' attention span so short they need to show a 5 second sample of the next 2 minutes?
I have multiple threads open., seething cumskin withoid.
Built for ___
BIG HISPANIC DICK (BHD).
Poor withies should go exctint already, lol.
me
>small dicked white boy trying to troll
ummm. guys?
>african hair
ayy
Live action Disney character
I'm more interested in her flawless profile.
>projecting yourself this hard on an anonymous imageboard.
How do I lucid dream? I just want to hold hands with her
Months of practice, and even if you do happen to do it, you would just wake up instantly.
>17yo
>pedo
I fucked a girl once and it turned out she lied about her age. I would never have guessed if she didn't contact me on FB later. Does that make me a pedo, you fat silly US citizen?
>I-im not projecting, you are projecting!
kys faggot
yes
"Projecting" in the context of internet posts already means "projecting some of your own attributes onto the other poster"
No need to include the "yourself"
No it just makes you a normie. Leave.
>Coping this hard.
Go find a girl that is into cucking, cumskin.
I see you user! Trying to bait these cucks lol
Thank you.
Normies are the people telling me to stop fucking girls 10+ years younger than me and settle for a nice 30yo single mother.
>being this mad because your waifu gets railed by BHC.
Imagine being a highschool kid going to class one day and your new classmate is Boner Moaner
Yeah yeah faggot, all those other people are the normies and you totally fit in here
>mfw logging into Yea Forums and getting the moner thread notification
>that exact shape of her boob
I've been here since 09. I wish I could leave for good.
Thinks I live in United School-Shootings Burger Flippers Land.
l-m-a-o.
i would explore her Doras.
It's funny cause I didn't appreciate little girls back in HS and went for experienced college girls instead.
Unsurprisingly, it's the best type of breast shape too. She's always perfect.
>cg monkey
dropped
Push up bra.
AHHHHHHHHHH
We need more webms of this music video
No, it's her usual size, a small B, and what's more, there's no "push up" going on, it's keeping the natural shape.
Someone is holding the bra with a finger. The dress is not totally soft, it's semi rigid below the boobs to make them look that way.
god i wish that were me
In another, more accurate way, that is a normal shape for a tit and a finger holding a bra strap half an inch up isn't going to make much difference
I wanna explore her
EXPLORE THAT HOLE
Swiper?
Wait a minute, that dog
>Swiper swipes her underwear
Yea Forums how does young pussy compare to older pussy?
like fresh bread compared to stale bread
>disney
>nintendo
what the fuck is going on here?
Same shit, just warmer, sort of smoother and more moist; not necessarily tigther. Been there, done that.
You just know...
I see a lot of shit being talked about this movie but I don't see anything wrong with it. Seems like a perfectly fine disney-esque adventure comedy for teen girls.
People can sometimes be overly cynical about things. Open your mind and try to have some fun.
Superior brown girl
>who is this movie for?
For people who love sexualized teen. Movies are this since a long time now
one of those words aint correct
>nickelodeon movies
I thought they went bankrupt after Fred.
It's fucking Dora the Explorer not the Miss Universe pageant you thirsty retard.
Nickelodeon has Viacom and Universal ties.
If they want they can pool money into a project and push it to the moon.
The absolute state...
>moner will never be your caring sister
why live?
I'll watch
What a timeline we do live in.
The best one
CHRIST
God damn I want to nick slime all over her
that's not what her smile looks like is it?
>ur putting her on a pedestal lol
I said I wasn’t trying to you illiterate retard. It’s difficult when I literally think she is the most attractive woman past and present.
Doesn’t have anything to do with my chance of meeting her.
>Curly hair Moner
Yikes
When she turns 18 will normies instantly declare her the sexiest woman alive, or will it take a couple of days?
how weird would it be to go and watch this at the cinema?
I will instantly declare her too old
The second the clock strikes midnight she'll be all over the usual places
>zero taste
If you watched that entire video where she uses bronzer you would have seen that she takes incredible care of her skin, especially her face.
She claims when she is 80 she will look 45
I want to fuck her teen asshole
Never seen the leggings picture, huh?
>When she turns 18
>sexiest
Already milk
I already said I think the current white boy is new
My name is Isabela Moner, I'm 17 years old, I believe in taking care of yourself.
I once had a dream where Moner told me to kiss her, so I gave her a quick kiss on the lips and she gave me an annoyed look and said “a real one”
>you will never be a conquistador claiming a young Incan bride
What a creepy and weird thing to do. Why would you do that on camera?
post it senpai
She exclusiveybdates white boys, though
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW!
you have to program your subconscious with repetition to become awake while dreaming. look up youtube methods.
NO HANNIBAL! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
Phoneposting, I only emailed myself the best I could think of
She had such luxurious hair, a shame all of it got cut off.
A young actress with an actual shape instead of a block? What is this new phenomenon?
The bubble...is level.
Fucking this. This movie is worse than any capeshit. Literally made for preschool children to learn how to count and shit lmao.
>before she sees your micro dick and laughs at you
What the fuck.
I follow IG girls younger and cuter than her, but it's nice having a cute girl doing movies instead this thing
BHD stands for "BIG HUWHITE DICK", sorry Paco.
>Coping this hard.
Go flip some burgers.
Prove it
no, not really
Alcohol dries your face out, and makes you look older
It's seriously getting to the point that I have trouble discerning which ones are shops and which aren't.
who did it better?
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damn eva longoria got THICC
This is a saddest form of forced meming
You can have one.
mestizas > mulattas
It's for like 10 year olds
Moner is better imo
Moner feet
thanks for the pis
Moner. How is this even a question?
It’s things like this that make me feel for the incel, as I walk in to the theatre with my daughter and Robert asks them if it’s just a single.
god i wish she had a cock
So every Dora thread is Moner thread now? I just want to talk about the movie.
I disagree
Chloe (((Moretz)))
Has nothing other than tits.
still a big plus
Sorry hombre, not even fat chicks want your tiny smelly spic dick.
God fucking dammit.
This movie might actually be decent.
when I saw that there was an OA season 2 I thought "naw this'll be shit" but then she showed up in the first ep and it was pretty alright desu
>Beaner student bringing a big knife to school
wtf Raimi?!
That’s post body destruction, why would you post that
Well, she's only 14, we'll see how she develops.
Fuck it was actually her? I initially thought that, but dismissed it quickly, I didn't think she would do some random netflix show.
Lol why
So it's a movie for adult perverts to fap over and cynical jewtube reviewers to make money off of?
...
She’s 17, we’ve basically seen the extent of her development
I was talking about , she's 14.
She’s already behind Moner either way
Yuck.
This unfortunately
This looks like it has the production quality of This Ain't Avatar.
Should be fun
>Hardcore Nickifag feeling my loyalty starting to sway
Help bros
shes so mature
He genuinely has asperger's, a developmental disorder which makes you ALPHA AS FUCK!
>tfw looks like shit but nice ripe TNA.
Still worth a watch
God fucking damn, I want to suck her teeny toes!
>replace qt2d Dora with some teenage 3D
Nope.
Faggot
Is it just me or does she looks like Jenna Coleman (Clara from Doctor Who) epecially in this trailer?