/Leo/

>not a single bad role since the mid 00s
What was a bad role before that?

You’re not worth millions of dollars and you don’t interact with tons of new people regularly

That says more about you than him.

Guess I'll have to rectify that

You're probably an unsufferable faggot who complains despite having a good body and a good face. Nobody likes negative people.

Titanic

Man in the Iron Mask, Romeo and Juliet

Why the fuck doesn't he pop out some more white children?

I was an ugly beta in high school, I'm still adjusting to myself

you didn't star in Titanic

Hot. Greentext plz?

Isn't there a rumour that he's impotent and extremely lonely. Probably his reason for never being married

I'm assuming he has secret bastards somewhere or a vasectomy.

How is that a bad role? It's a generation-defining role that made millions of women dream and wet. There are worse roles to have. It's not where he was able to show his talent, but that's hardly his fault or a negative thing. Haven't seen it since the theater in 1997, though.

Get the fuck out, Paul.

>being impotent is now a reason not to be married
Man, I miss being 15 and retarded.

It's bad because it has a stupid love story in it that I didnt like.

*womyns screaming in the distance*

iktf

He’s only fucked 8 girls? I know they are hot celebs just that’s pathetic for his status desu I’ve had sex with more girls than him.

Immense brainlet immediately trying to twist things to make himself feel better.

Have sex

Sorry I meant sterile, not impotent.

That's even less reason you retard.

What's the point of marriage without children?

If his balls worked but he couldn't get hard they could at least extract sperm or something.

>a role is bad because the plot involves elements I dislike

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If you think a man's value is how many times he has been allowed inside a woman, you have some thinking to do.

>basing your value on women liking you or not

what is it with this new retarded trend on Yea Forums about claiming that "if you don't have kids you're not a real man"?
is it some conservacuck shit or just autistic spergs trying to make some meaning out of being born?
he's only dated 8 girls, retard, as in only had 8 serious relationships
he probably fucks at least one different chick every night

It's a point of insecurity and prevents genetically related children which is a big draw of marriage, moron

I disagree, that's more of a reason. To some people, it's very important to have natural children. I could understand that. Impotence, you can always use your hands and mouth, as many women already require anyway, but if you're barren, there's no shortcut.

>what is it with this new retarded trend on Yea Forums about claiming that "if you don't have kids you're not a real man"?
>is it some conservacuck shit or just autistic spergs trying to make some meaning out of being born?
It's Paul. They think the "white race" is dying and eminently white people need to repopulate the earth. It's living out of fear. It's asking others to do what they can't do themselves.

>think they will defend the white race
>can't seduce white girls

hangin' with leo is sexy

Yeah, exactly. Leo is just garbage.

I think he's a terrible actor that rips off Ray Liotta

Don's Plum is his magnum opus, only because he clearly didn't give a fuck about the movie so he acted like the fuckboi he is

>>not one box officebomb in over a decade
j edgar

SWEET ASS FUCKS.

Quads have spoken.

>quads
>made of 4's
>the golden combo
Respect this user and his message. Lord Kek has chosen him.

Based.

Better than anal sex. Clearly. Based and brownpilled.

While physical attractiveness is certainly a boon, women also care about the appearance of the ability to provide resources/social status

handsome appearance allows you to "play the game" so to say, but those other qualities determine your prize pool
also you might have autism bro

>women also care about the appearance of the ability to provide resources/social status
Less nowadays, since smart women make their own money.

According to studies, the number one thing that appeals to both sexes is confidence.

at this point, he's clever not to get married or start a family
living as a giant A-list star has probably made him unable to live a regular life, and have a regular marriage
every girl that wants him does so either because of his money and fame, or because of the idea they have of him, rather than because they know him for who he really is
also, he's seen how many hollywood marriages are fake and shallow, how easily they dismantle, and how they make up for terrible homes for kids
imagine how awful must it be to grow up with hollywood star parents
must make you really fucked up in the head
not to mention the whole pedo shit that goes on in that place
Leo's no idiot, he got this life and is being a responsible man instead of raising a broken family just to fill a role of what's expected of him

gotta link on that study? not challenging you I really just want to know

>how do you feel about Leo, Yea Forums?

jealous to be quite honest

>living as a giant A-list star has probably made him unable to live a regular life, and have a regular marriage
Plenty of people did it and well. It's not that hard.

>every girl that wants him does so either because of his money and fame,
Incellissimmo. It never occurs to you that women may actually love Leo for being Leo.

Leo doesn't want to get married because he wants to keep fucking various women and refuses to settle down. My guess is he'll marry a very young woman when he's 50, and that's when he'll start a familifambalam.

Turns out women care more about social status than looks. Also you’re full of shit.

I don't, I heard it on the radio and they didn't cite their sources. My Google search will be as good as yours.

Jealously is when you fear someone is going to take what you have, what you are feeling is envy.

>Turns out women care more about social status than looks.
That's not even true. I've had women be interested in me when I was broke. They even offered to help me financially, out of love. If money was a thing, I'd have been a virgin forever.

potatoe potato

A question to all you Yea Forumsirgins; would you sell your boipucci and suck kike dicks if it meant you’ll get to be a millionaire chad pussymagnet later in life?

Shut the fuck up. I hate pseudo-grammarians who don't know their shit and don't have an English degree. Fuck you, autistic waste of space.

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>Plenty of people did it and well. It's not that hard.
but the odds are against him
most celebrity couples nowadays are fucked up
>Incellissimmo. It never occurs to you that women may actually love Leo for being Leo.
read my post again, I said it "every girl that wants him does so either because of his money and fame, or because of the idea they have of him, rather than because they know him for who he really is"
girls think he's the guy from movies and interviews
even we making guesses at who the guy really is are wrong, because we're basing ourselves on his public persona, rather than his true personality

>most celebrity couples nowadays are fucked up
You can remove "celebrity" here and no one would bat an eye.

>read my post again, I said it "every girl that wants him does so either because of his money and fame, or because of the idea they have of him, rather than because they know him for who he really is"
Granted, I responded before I finished the sentence, but then didn't want to edit my shit.

I wonder why Leo remains unmarried though. Was he ever asked?

>friends with Scorsese, DeNiro, Nicholson and Pitt
they're all washed out has-beens.

Zero game, no charisma, boring autist, take your pick

Its fun to learn and figured you might find it interesting. You are wrong though, read a book.

merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/jealous-vs-envious

How do you improve charisma and game?

I'm the OP of that pic. I've had 3 serious gf's but have fucked more than 10 (including the 3) and I'm no Leo. I'm sure he's got a different 10/10 with her legs wide open for him on a nighty basis. His total is probably in the hundreds.

respec.

Wow bro you know him so well

>You can remove "celebrity" here and no one would bat an eye.
true, but I suppose in Hollywood it's even worse
it's hard to live a normal family life in a life of drugs, millions of dollars, crazy people, shitty paparazzi following you everywhere, etc
most actors are weak minded idiots, the stress that comes with money and fame fucks them up for life
>I wonder why Leo remains unmarried though. Was he ever asked?
probably not, he's very reserved, specially considering how big of a star he is
the only thing he's truly outspoken about is the environment

>they're all washed out has-beens.
They are legends. You're just mad because you feel like a failure. Shut the fuck up.

He said status not money you dumb piece of shit
and yes status mogs looks, look at incels like Post Malone and all the ugly black rappers. They get more pussy than a handsome man with no status

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I understand the difference and think it's great if you can use words more precisely, but you crossed a line when you thought it was OK to school others on a common use of the word "jealousy". Just don't cross the autismo line.

>He said status not money you dumb piece of shit
So you think status isn't money, then explain to me how there is status without money, faggot.

Is the rash on your funny bone? You suck at jokes.

unironically this
your brain really is based on limited attributes and you cannot be both social and logical at the same time because both are the opposites of each other - logic makes you stuck in your head and asocial as fuck while forcefully numbing your logic to make yourself social makes you dumb and you wont be able to have those deep thoughts you'd usually do in full isolation

Watched Django this weekend, he was a fucking beast in that movie.

You looks get your foot in the door

Your social status, dominance, and charisma actually get your dick wet

Hello Scorsese.

There was this kid at my highschool who was the popular cool kid. Starting linebacker, other sports shit, had parties at his place. He’s a 28 year old bum now, but when he’s out at the bars, hot younger girls from high school want to fuck him. All because of his past status. To them, he’s still the king

youtu.be/oqjyXUuWnWI

Here's a clip of Bill Burr talking about Leo and meeting him briefly.

>Bill Burr talking about Dicaprio
Yea, if I wanted watch this kind of content, I’d create a twitter account.

>that hairline
J U S T

>z list celebrity/soundcloud rapper/bartender(contextual status)/YouTube incels like that guy who wears a suit and reviews junk food

>your brain really is based on limited attributes and you cannot be both social and logical at the same time
That's utterly stupid. I'm a neurologist. Social is logic of a higher order. It's all patterns, just social stuff is more complicated and combines more patterns at the same time. If you can't into socialness, you're just not as intelligent as you think you are. You have a basic intelligence, like a calculator, but you aren't intelligent if you don't understand people and yourself.

The most logical people are the most social, because they understand how human relations go, and that shit isn't magic. You're just a moron who tries to make himself feel better.

That hairline is fine, you projecting incel.

Past status was a promise of money later on, he had potential, still has it. It's the same thing.

Or rather: women aren't whores after all, ye incels.

I used to make props for comic con people, the money wasn't extraordinary but my work was good so I was very popular with the con sluts
however I was a fat neckbeard back then so nothing worked out but I literally had girls coming to my place all the time before their pussies dried up at my autism and ugly fat face.

b-but that's not what Star Trek and my comic books taught me!

Bro, you’re getting btfo on examples of status not correlating to wealth. Just admit you’re wrong. And retarded.

I've been tested for autism, it was inconclusive

he's white? I went to Tussauds a couple months ago and he looked fucking mongoloid.

hHe's a top lad in my book, I respect him. Having good taste should be held in high regard.

he's of slavic descent

you are ugly and disgusting on the inside most likely

He's made a slot of good movies but I don't think he's a good actor. He tries but never fully inhabits his roles. Seems like Natalie Portman, a kid pretending to be adults!!!FACT!!!

what if you have good emphatic ability but social interaction irrationally freaks you out because of social anxiety and shit, wouldn't it make sense you godamn retard?

>FACT!!!
why are /pol/tards such insufferable cunts?

Fuck the door and the entire building it's attached to.

Because we're always right

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I only wish he had used his post-Titanic clout to get a movie based on Resident Evil 2 with him as Leon and Allison Hannagan as Claire, Directed by George A. Romero!!!FACT!!!

Finally, Brian Peck, former actor and co-star of Return of the Living Dead (Scuz), is friends with Bryan Singer.

In 2002 I got X-Men on DVD and at the time I didn't understand why Peck shared a commentary with Singer and was not only at the Ellis Island Premiere, seen in the DVD extras, but also cameoed as "hot dog vendor", in the scene when Senator Kelly walks out of the ocean, with Stan Lee next to him.

Peck acted as a childrens "acting coach" and was rumored to have been feeding young boys to Singer amongst others. Peck did time for molesting a young boy.

I use to give Singer the benefit of the doubt but not anymore. He's a pedo.

Below is a video of a young LEONARDO DICAPRIO on the set of Growing Pains with BRIAN PECK who was his stand-in.

Interesting that Leo hasn't commented on any of this. I guess getting fame and fortune was worth having his teen twink ass plowed!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/5ZP3DR0qEms

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half of Yea Forums has lost faith in life,so these cunts just shitpost here

I am not American my good friend.

kys namefag

bamp

if you were ugly in high school you probably aren't as attractive as you think now

>multimillionaire
>stil uses cheap ass $1 water guns
??????????????????

Only an autist would think you need to invest in high quality water guns, in order to have a silly water fight with sexy bitches, who probably don't care what they're doing or why or how.