I really want to kill myself

That's not necessary, you have plenty of time to die when you're old.

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now? you'll miss the deadwood movie if you kys yourself now

Hell is real, and those who spit in the face of God by taking their free will and using it to end the gift of life burn in the hottest circle of hell along with the blasphemers and the anime posters

>here have some free will
>no wtf dont use it
hahahaha faggot

Take a note from Big Ounce. Get money. Fuck bitches.

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at least wait and see how disappointing the last season of GoT is

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You christcucks sure make me laugh.

don't we all

Yeah bro, God loves you so much he'll create you just to roast your ass forever. Don't forget to donate to the Church :D

I can't recall any television or film by this name. must be obscure.

no you don't. you just like the rush it gives you to indulge your narcissistic self-pity to yourself and others. faggot.

Cmon user, you can at least make it 67 more days. There are, afterall,
>only 67 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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>worshiping a deity that would set you on fire for eternity for a chemical imbalance the dumbass created you with
You sociopaths sure are funny

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Begone Christcuck.

ah-bloo-bloo

Laugh it up while you can. We'll see how hard you're laughing when you're burning in the lake of fire for all eternity due to your pride, praise His name.

>Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

>But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

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>using an unproven speculative theory invented to sell prozac to absolve yourself of any responsibility for your own suffering
and this is why people hate faggots with "depression". i'm not siding with the hell guy either, but you sound as gay as him.

This tbqh, may every sinner and person I don't like meet a painful and agonizing eternal damnation. In Jesus Christ's loving name, amen

>tfw my Argon cannisters arrived today

cringe

Carlin is for sure in hell, you don't spend a lifetime poking and taunting God and seriously expect to go to heaven. I bet he cried like a bitch too when his time came, when he was laying on his death bed I bet he begged God to forgive him. All you athiests are the same, a bunch of pseudo tough guys until you actually get sick and then you're on your knees begging God to forgive you.

Just keep in mind if your god doesn't have tentacles he's not the real one.

>narcissistic sociopath who LARPs as a christian to fulfill punishment and torture fantasies

ok hell guy your dipshit science denial exposed ya faggot ass

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It is you who will burn, infidel. inshallah retarded kaffir

Classic stand up comedy is cringe!

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>psychiatry
>science
choose one

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness

I liked that movie too.

>got on anti depressants
>cant sleep
>feel naesous
>fingers are numb to touch
>cant cum

is there no hope

Based

God is omnipotent and omnipresent. Your greentext will not hide the sick, hateful blemishes on your soul and you will be held to account for your sins too, just as every man and every woman shall be held to account on the day he returns and calls the righteous among us to Heaven. You, I fear, will not be amongst us.

Every time you pray to your god, you are praying to this. This is all it is. And you've convinced yourself that this lump of metal has power over you somehiw

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>you
>not a dipshit faggot
choose one

Such is life in Finland

And so I say to you, liars and blasphemers will come to you and tell you of their gods and their supposed works, they are but frauds compared to the might of God, and they too will be thrown into the lake of fire along with those that propagate such lies.

Absolutely this.
I'm so sick of these whiny, attention-seeking faggots shitting up this board with their pity party threads. I used to try to talk to these assholes, here and on Yea Forums where they post even more, and give them genuine advice and reassurance that they could improve their lives if they just made an effort, writing long responses about how I myself used to be fat and depressed and miserable and detailing what I did to turn it around and how happy I am now. None of it mattered. They all were determined to either be a victim of the world and blame society and/or the universe itself for their unhappiness, or to blame themselves for being such a failure and wallow in masturbatory self-loathing.
Fuck them all.

Why what's going on in Binnland

Read a book. The Jewish Yahweh is just the Canaanite God El

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