*sucks teeth* three wishes whyte boi

>*sucks teeth* three wishes whyte boi
what do?

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Based funny man

No black people exist

No jewish people exist

And free helicopter rides for communists

Remove every non white from Canada and send them to the U.S.

I want a million dollars a week, from thin air, no repercussions, for the rest of my life

I want to live to be 100 years old

I would like Shazam-style super powers.

>No more live action adaptations
>No more live action adaptations
>No more live action adaptations

Them digits them posts nioce

Isn't Aladdin a mudslime?

Janny finna delete this ppost

Make all white men sterile

Feminize all white men

Make big black cock supremacy accepted around the world

1. DC's Martian Manhunter's physiology
2. Ability to give and take this ability away from others at will
3. Ability to turn from Martian to human at will

>Use telepathy to have sex with everyone
>Shapeshift into a 13 year old girl and upload hairbrush kinos of myself to the internet
>Shapeshift into a dog and sniff girls at the beach
>Fly to India during the Summer for vacation
>Turn nigh-invisible and phase through the doors of my old highschool locker room
>Once I've been doing this for a few years, give these powers to my brother so that he can live eternally too

You don't need to tell me. I already know I'm based as fuck.

He based
He cute
He smart

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Saoirse Ronan
Lily Collins
Mackenzie Foy

As my girlfriends

pusy for everyone

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I wish for a Robin Williams genie

>Being a 100 year old grandpa spending the last 20 years barely able to do things without pain

Should have said 100 years of youth my dude.

I want all these things but no 2 I want to jump into fictional worlds instead

Based generous and thoughtful poster

build the wall
drain the swamp
make anime real

Too right. Running on 2 hours of sleep and it's showing

>wish 1
I wish you were dead and your life force transfered to Robin Williams to resurrect him.
>wish 2
I wish for a couple more wishes after this
>wish 3
I want to be miniaturized and buried into Jasmine's asshole.