pirate virgins
>bring a girl home
>'what're you in the mood for babe?'
>"i don't know honey let's see what's on netflix"
>'netflix? i got something better than that pleb shit'
>whip out shitty laptop
>girl is confused
>check imdb for whats trending
>type that into piratebay
>start downloading a torrent
>girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy illegal shit
>"uh isn't this stealing?"
>'nah i wasn't going to buy it anyway its not a lost sale'
>torrent finally completes
>'oh shit this is a HDTV rip, sorry babe bitrate's too low'
>laptop gets fucked by cryptolocker virus
>girl's pussy dries up, starts heading for the door
>'no wait! i found a remux on rarbg, ETA is only 2 hours!'
>girl leaves and tells her friends what a cuck you are
>get arrested for copyright infringement
>get raped in prison by black dudes
Netflix chads
>bring a girl home
>start making out while you fire up Netflix on the 4K TV
>put on The Notebook
>fuck 30 mins into the movie
>girl loves it so much she comes back for more the next day
>kino quality of life starting at only $9/month
Pirate virgins
Other urls found in this thread:
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youtu.be
twitter.com
this is Yea Forums not reddit
>>start making out while you fire up Netflix on the 4K TV
>he thinks the shitty netflix codec can compete with BR remuxed from PtP
>muh High Res
You goddamn normies you really make me laugh.
Chicks get turned on by criminals
>bring a girl home
?
>he doesn't know about Private Trackers
kek. PtP has more movies than every single streaming service. And only if you are legit retarded you would accidentally download a HDTV rip (which aren't even allowed on PtP)
>actually watching a movie when a girl agrees to watch a movie at your place
>actually drinking something when a girl agrees to have a drink at your place
Everyone is aware it's just a pretext, right?
>girl
>pirate virgins
>bring a girl home
no, I can only suspend by disbelief so far
sorry some people actually have jobs and don't have time to upload 500 shitty albums to Redacted before they can actually get into PTP
Displaying your cultural capital by choosing a patrician movie can be helpful.
this
lost me there
also i dont watch movies
had a chuckle
>pirate shit for my own enjoyment
>pay for Netflix for normie shit
Real chads go with physical media most of the time.
If a series/film/whatever is only available digitally or the HD version is only on digital/streaming, he torrents it or rips it without the DRM and burns it on disc.
I'll take $100 for "Shit that never happened", Alex.
>actually believing the people with jobs don't pirate meme
>actually believing PtP requires you to do anything but leave the client on while watching movies
Why don't you just stream it for free?
that's super retarded. thanks for using a trip tho. filtered.
>sound is shit
>bitrate is shit
>why don't you just stream???
Tbh even the best Netflix streams have a shit quality compared to BR. This is not an opinion but an actual fact.
Should have downloaded a YIFY rip dumbass
the true and final pill is that even the highest quality movies and tv shows aren't even worth pirating anymore
ill remember they exist months later, and think......nah, I dont really care about that
because its all anti-truth filth
And how to fuck do you get into PTP? You need to be Elite class on every other tracker to get an invite
And Elite class involves uploading 100+ torrents of shit you don't care about
>bring a girl home
yeah nah, I fuck side bitches at their house or at work so my wife doesn't find out.
>it's my first day on the internet and I don't know anyone that could offer me an invite
>bring a girl home
>bring a girl home
>'what're you in the mood for babe?'
>"i don't know honey let's see what's on netflix"
>'netflix? i got something better than that pleb shit'
>check my +500 movie watchlist on imdb
>decide on a movie and check if its on netflix
>nope
>found a 720p rip from my private tracker
>download, unpack and put it on usb stick
>15min to prepare the kino watching station while waiting
>start making out while you fire up MPC on the 4K TV
>put on The Notebook
>realize that the girl was just a figment of your imagination
>have existential crisis about your creeping psychosis fueled by depression and loneliness
>download YIFY latest movie at 720p resolution
there i fixd for you
Real chads always have some good movies already downloaded and pick up girls that have good tastes in movies. Netflix and the Notebook are for virgins.
>you need to make friends with random autists you don't give a fuck about just to download some fucking movies
>he doesn't use Radarr and Plex to download 1080p automatically.
It's literally better than Goyflix.
>knowing some dude online from some message board is having friends
>having friends is autistic
Are you retarded? I don't want to be rude but are you on medication? I think you should be.
Can i be part of your club?
>bring a girl home
>"what're you in the mood tonigth?"
>"uhm... idk... a comedy?"
>"sure thing, babe"
>types Y I F F Y
>with each letter she gets more and more wet
>"omg, you so crazy"
>picks the 1080p because i'm patrician
>file gets done in minus 1 second
>opens up
>A:10/10 V:10/10
>girl is already sucking my cock by then
Thanks, based Yiffy
That sounds like fucking nerd shit. Who wants to go through all that effort when they get home from work and just wanna crash on the couch and watch some tv? Netflix just works
I mean we even had invite giveaways on Yea Forums back when you are posting on 9gag.
>imagine being on Yea Forums without some basic understanding of technology
>imagine thinking Plex is "nerdy"
>imagine thinking nerd is an insult on a chinese child trafficking forum
normies out please
>imagine being proud of wasting your life on an image board
>not having 1TB of movies on your hard drive and updating it with latest movies that are trending on women websites and blogs
I have plenty of friends in real life. I work in an office and none of them are really into private trackers or Yea Forums or whatever. And I find online friendships to be autistic wastes of time, I don't care about people I haven't formed a connection with in real life
>I work in an office
yikes
>That sounds like fucking nerd shit.
And that sounds like sour grapes you dumb nigger. You probably need tech support to even reply to this post.
hmmm.... sounds about right
what was i doing with my life? i just bought 5 separate netflix accounts just in case
YIFY get the stiffy UH
>believing this is not real life
I spend more time online than with my "real" friends and I can say my "online" friends know me more than them
people like you are uncommon
Criterion chads
>bring girl home
>she suggests we watch a movie
>I correct her and tell her the proper term is ‘film’ and I don’t have any ”””movies”””
>she opens her MacBook Air and scrolls through Netflix
>haha, not today babe. Check this out.
>show her my collection of out of print Criterion blu-rays
>stupid bitch chooses Chungking Express (it’s a chick flick with delusions of kino after all)
>my dick fully buried in her ass by the time that fatgot starts crying about pineapples
>why is this black and white?
>omg, it's subtitled?
>Yea Forums
>talking to girls
>Netflix and chill
>Not Plex and sex
Who the fuck downloads a movie during the date? Get that shit downloaded and ready before you leave.
>only 1TB
Kek.
>tfw plexchad
Where do you think you are?
>girl
>watching movies on a date
>streamer superchad
>check whats popular in all coutries not just the shit circlejerk "netflix originals"
>nothing good currently? watch anything from the last 40 years
>for free
>including netflix stuff
lol
>embarrassing yourself as a Netflix pleb casual
big yikes
>haning out with a girl is a date
>calls others pirate virgins
>doesn't know that Netflix is hella woke, and white capitalist money is actually oppressive to marginalized groups
Educate yourself, bigot.
>Uhh wait a sec sweetheart, this ad needs to play first.
>"OHH YEAH BIG BOY ARE YOU READY FOR A NIGHT OF GOOD OLD FASHIONED DICKING OLD GRANDMA'S NEAR YOU? SIGN ON FACEFUCK DOT COM NOW"
>Alright babe now let's enjoy this 480p movie with hard-coded Taiwanese subs.
>"uh isn't this stealing?"
>'nah i wasn't going to buy it anyway its not a lost sale'
lol
>saving on a harddrive
>he doesnt use floppy disks to save his movies like a true connoisseur of kino
You realize someone could have The Notebook previously pirated and saved in a usb stick already connected to a 4k tv, right?
>Not having numerous external hdds filled up with movies, tv, and music that you can easily take with you wherever you go
Pleb
To be frank, I don't care about most people I have real life connections with.
>put on The Notebook
>putting on a movie about Stacy and subservient grovelling little beta
>movie about wahmen riding cock carousel and faggot wasting his life waiting for her to 'find herself' like a whipped little dog
Peak soj.
I mean, you still put something on/pour a couple drinks. You just never finish the movie or the drinks because you're too busy plumbing her bum.
Copying isn't theft. It may be an infringement of some law, but it is in no way comparable to theft.
Nor is it equivalent to extortion on the high seas.
>not having semi trailers full of floppy disks containing the 6 entire movies you actually like, and then transporting them all around the country while forcing gas station prostitutes to watch them with you over the course of 3 days per movie due to the ridiculous amount of disk switches required
Turbo pleb
Same, I just don't truly give a shit about people unless maintaining a relationship with them benefits me in some way
It's a fucked up way of seeing things but idk man
And then everyone on the bus subscribed to Netflix™
>doesnt know basic programs can circumvent ads
Also what tipe of shitty streaming sites were you using, that sounds more like something you would find on poorhub
>Not being a gas station prostitute on the weekends to watch free movies with truckers hauling floppy disks
Cosmic pleb
>girl asks me if I want to see some movies at her house
>agree
>go to her house
>watch a movie
>say good bye and leave
>girl says good bye but had this confused look in her face
>I didn't know that was code for let's fuck
>never heard from her again
t. subconsciously touchstarved turbovirgin
>not being one of millions of floppy disks containing a single movie that by yourself contain very little, but as a whole with you floppy disk brothers combined together create joy for a broken truck driver and the prostitutes he employs and knowing that without you, it truly would not be the same, it would be lessened by your absence because you do have value even if it doesnt seem like it
Existential crisis pleb
Based and Yify pilled
I don't understand piracy of movies in this day and age. Like seriously you can't afford streaming and occasionally going for movies? Wtf
He meant real jobs, not entry-level minimum wage mcjobs.
Imagine being so poor you dont have:
directv
netflix
prime
espn+
>muh pussy
imagine being so stupid you spend even $0.01 on any of that crap.
thanks for keeping it alive user, you're a good goy
I can afford it, I just choose to spend that money on other things.
>have girl over
>she says "let's watch something"
>ok
>starts browsing around Netflix
>ask her what she wants to see
>she says it doesnt matter
>I put on some movie I like
>she starts talking
>wtf.jpg
>she starts trying to make out with me etc
>"Should I turn the movie off?"
>"No..?"
>we continue watching the movie
>she leaves and nothing happens
Am I autistic?
I hate when people say "lets do [thing]" and then they end up just talking or doing something else
how can I have white privilege when this is not available in my country
Not be a newfag just now getting around to not being a pubfag
>p-pussy is overrated anyway!
lol, back to your hentai virgin
it's definitely not worth spending your days crying about your lack of it on a vietnamese book forum
>bring a girl home
99% of this board cant relate go back to shill netflix on some normie place
This tbqh, my mother doesn't approve of guests of the opposite gender
>tfw the last time i had a girl over we fucked so loud that my mom went downstairs and then went I went down for water she asked "are you done" and i looked at her in the eyes and said "no"
>Not looking her in the eyes and saying "You're next"
Can't stand you faux-Chads
yes you are autistic as fuck, why do you care that much about a movie you have already seen you dumb fuck? Ya don't think getting laid with a girl might be a little better than watching Drive for the 12th time?
There's never a girl in this scenario just the pirating
Literally never had one.
>school
>civil service
>uni+scholarship
>PhD with scholarship
>"real" job
And I still pirate the fuck out of the internet since 2004 or so.
Youre a faggot you should've said yes and youre next, i bet you left your mum really disappointed you fag
I have had sex (with that very girl) but if we're watching a movie then let's watch a movie
I don't get this meme, don't pirates all have an external hdd? I have a 4tb, everything is in easy to understand folders, and it's all hand picked by my patrician tastes. Who wires a laptop upto a TV? And also who's that much of a peasant they can't just 4-way split a Neetflix bill?
This
>girl comes over
>put on my favourite kino
>she starts going on her phone 10 minutes in
>pause it every time she even reaches for her phone
>138 minute movie turns into 183 minutes
did i stand my ground?
Fucking a girl is NEVER better than watching Drive
it's weird how literally everybody on Yea Forums is a 6'12" tall chad with a PHD making $500 an hour
the movie is just for background music you autist
>not bringing a girl home to show her your extensive Criterion blu ray collection
Hahaha ok virgin
>not demanding your guests deposit their phones in the phones basket next to the front door when they enter your home
No, you didn't.
Should turned that into a 3 minute movie of you kicking her out of your house for that shit.
I'll just watch my Star Trek blu rays
>downloading on the fly
>not having a 25TB library of comfy entertainment ready to go, at any time
>girl at my apartment
>hey let’s watch a movie
>”Sorry I don’t even own a tv”
>girl looks me in the eyes and says “The crash was years ago user you have to let me go”
>girl is gone
>apartment isn’t real either, I’m homeless
>Yea Forums isn’t real either and I’m a psychotic homeless man who imagines the whole thing
>not bringing a girl home to show her your extensive waifu kinography collection
You need to ensure these roasties know their competition
>all these people shilling Criterion
Is it actually worth it? Not for impressing girls or some gay shit but I like old movies so I got to know if it’s worth it
>not having a movie ready for such an occasion.
if qualified for couples' seating why wouldnt you just go to the kinoplex?
>all these people seriously, whole heartedly, without a hint of irony caring about the opinion of some girl
Absolutely this. You idiots give women power. One day maybe will you understand
>not finding a qt 3.14 gf that enjoys watching the same things you do
You don't need to be a chad, just a little charm goes a long way.
Sorry fatasses this threads for people who fuck
Well at least your life isn't boring. I'd even give you some change if you didn't keep screaming at me about chemicals turning the frogs gay.
>Bring a gf home
>Start a movie
> She spends next hour and a half staring at her phone
I hate women so fucking much
the funny thing is that I gave 3 gfs of mine PtP accounts. I don't know what kind of girls you know who think torrenting is off-turning. It's literally free shit in great quality and a bigger selection than any streaming site.
this!!
Currently having a 43+ TB collection of TV-series in 1080p.
Steadily growing with 100 GB per day.
How the fuck can someone download stuff on the fly just for the pussy request?
thiiiis
cell phone jammer then.
You're supposed to have that shit prepared. I always show bitches Roman Holiday. It's whimsical and a bit romantic, they love it. I don't normally want to see them twice but if they do come over a second time I put on Breaker Morant and insist we see the end of it.
>piratebay
Stopped reading.
How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 thots and I dont even own a tv.
jesus christ. what kinda setup are you running?
any backup/redundancy plans?
>average thot
>being able to stand even 10 seconds of a b&w film from '53
come on
It's not about her liking the movie but about the man displaying cultural captial, my dear incel.
This desu. I have a couple of movies like that too. ...and justice for all is a good one.
Sure, your captial must be huge
It is tho.
>he has had gfs
>he doesnt suffer from horrific anxiety
>he doesn't fixate on the one time he had a girl over and made her uncomfortable and she left
>he doesnt masturbate to the thought of having his arm around her
lmao ok virgin cope harder
also checked
I don't fuck average thots. Also this
I don't even use RAID.
I have two of these:
raidsonic.de
It is a 10 bay HDD enclosure that is connectied via USB 3, which lets you turn on and off all 10 HDDs independently.
I mirror the content on the second tower.
Both towers are currently equipped with six 8TB HDD's
As a Backup, i use an LTO-7 Band streamer to make sure i don't lose shit if an HDD goes nirvana, which has yet not happend to me.
Enclosure is 400 Eurocuckmoney each.
HDD prices depend on market price when i buy them to extend the collection.
imagine sitting down and actually writing this fucking garbage
unironically kill yourself
Came here to post this
>>he doesnt suffer from horrific anxiety
Girls can't fix that.
I just wow girls by showing them my laserdisc collection
I literally lost my virginity while this chick and I were waiting on a torrent to finish for the next movie we were going to watch.
Netflix consists of onions documentaries and woke tv series these days, not movies.
legit impressive, glad you have some form of backup management on that monster
i was in pain a few months back migrating just 6tb worth to a new RAID. took almost 4 days (tiny files, error checking, SATA > SATA0
might check out one of those drive enclosures. the amount of A/C adapters i have plugged in is getting out of hand
Or television shows
It's 2019, grandpa. You can stream in HD now.
>bitrate is the same as resolution
>bring a girl home
>'what're you in the mood for babe?'
>"i don't know honey let's see what's on netflix"
>'netflix? i got something better than that pleb shit'
>whip out external hard drive
>girl is confused
>plug it into my xbox
>over 900 films
>hand her the controller
>"Pick whatever you'd like, m'lady"
>girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy sci-fi and capeshit
>"uh i don't really know-"
>"I SAID PICK SOMETHING"
>she starts tearing up
>"uh i-is Spider-Man 3 good?"
>"Nope, try again"
>"should we watch Spawn?"
>"NO, ffs"
>grab controller from her hand
>put on the highest form of capekino
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, of course
>hand her a bowl of eggs
>"eat all of them"
That's pretty much how my dates go
>might check out one of those drive enclosures. the amount of A/C adapters i have plugged in is getting out of hand
That's why i decided to go for these HDD tower enclosures. I ran three HDD docking stations before and used bare naked SATA HDD's in them.
It was a pain in the ass managing the mirroring and constantly needing to swap the HDD's out.
Not to talk about the power adaptors, the USB cables and the 1X4 USB hub needed in order to connect this all.
Now, i just have two USB cables connected to the computer and the HDD towers have each their own power supply built in.
Much cleaner and more convenient solution.
I might change to 16 TB HDD's when they will be available. Maybe i wait until rev.B. of them. Usually they run more stable then.
What got me to NOT use RAID, was the idea of not having all HDD's running all the time. Saves you a lot of power and money.
And in case of a crash, i don't have to rebuild an entire 43+ TB RAID, which would take ages i guess.
Unironically this. I can’t tell you how weird it is to pirate shit, makes you look like a cheap bastard
I don't pirate shit that I can't pirate. And I pirate the rest.
I have seen thousands of women. I have seen Dredd 2012 only 12 times. There is no comparison.
>kino
>only a background for thots
You don't belong in this place.
>changing your opinions for pussy
ok retard
>consume
I spend my money on concerts and traveling. I can't download events like that. I can however download the latest capeshit and watch it for free. Priorities.
concerts arent worth it
What kind of eggs? This is important information.
>never heard from her again
That's because girls hate two things: being bored and having their time wasted
4channel is literally just ugly rich virgins, handsome failed normies and discord trannies shitposting and b8ing each other. Do you really not know this?
>He doesn't have an extensive VHS collection
>pirating whatever
>Finish up and decide to seed for a bit
>Occasionally check seeder's IPs and see what else they're into
>[BLACKED] shows up
>Click "Ban IP immediately"
You need to go.
>be me
>complete chad
>bring stacies from tinder to dorm room
>open ungoogled-chromium
>navigate to ok.ru
>play 360p rips of shitty horror movies
>fuck stacy while watching people turn into scarecrows
It feels good to be a chad
Whenever I see they're a BLACKEDchad I backtrace their address and send them a letter saying "BASED BLACKED PATRICIAN" in the mail
who /yify&chill/ here
The movie was not good. Dont be hard to yourself
Do you love art house cinema? If yes, then it's definitely worth it.
>Eggs
Kek
>go to someone who has Netflix's house
>start browsing through the content
>it is nothing but absolute garbage
I wouldn't become a Netflix fag even if they paid me $9/month. Not even for $90 a month.
You're my hero.
>go to a girl's house
>tries to flip out external hdd full of movies
>she turns kn netflix
>gets fucked
>realize I am girl
???
They do a good job at preserving movies so if you're willing to pay their prices and support that cause then go for it. People usually justify the high prices by talking about the amount of extras their releases usually have.
Just don't be one of those people who thinks Criterion is the be-all and end-all of physical movie releases (there are plenty of good labels).
And DO NOT be one of those faggots who just wants their favourite movie to have the little Criterion logo.
>oh my favourite movie is on the criterion label please respect me
It detracts from the actual cause which is to release previously unavailable movies to a wider audience. Sorry for the rant.
this, the movie selection is piss poor
I actually have had sex during The Notebook. The girl wanted to after one of the sex scenes and then she wanted it again right after cause that's what the female lead said or something.
This is more accurate than false. I’ve always gotten laid when i brought a girl home, but having access to netflix makes things significantly easier though. Alternatively you can just download a bunch of movies and have them on your pc ready. I had my hottest fuck-night after watching Interstellar for the third time
this, greater selection than netflix and no autism about bitrates and encodes and shit
just hit up yts.ag, fire up a kino for you and your girl and away you go
>doesn't have a collection of over 800 blurays
It also tends to fuck up your hardware with all the terrible front-end and shit constantly autoplaying.
I have a relatively new sonyshit BD that I've had to send in twice now because normieflix keeps wrecking it and Sony doesn't know or care enough to fix it.
Kek. I'm a 6'3" voluntary NEET with a PhD. Fed up with abusive employers.
>bring a girl home
Lmfao thanks for the lol user
The ones I go to are.
If you put some pirated shit with a girl you look like a poorfag loser. Lets be real, most girls only watch what is in Netflix anyway, so i just use Netflix if i think i have a chance to fuck and the rest of the time i torrent some kinos for me.
b&r
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AUTIST
Was netflix the first company to shill itself by pretending to be normies on the internet pushing netflix=sex memes? Think about it, the netflix and chill bullshit "meme" which was being plastered everywhere on the internet had to be an organized marketing move as it has no comedic value whatsoever so i dont get why people would have started paying attention to it
If my assumptions are correct then kudos to netflix, it was pretty clever but just looking at op i can see that the notion of marketing netflix with fucking is still a thing
no, pornhub does that too
>cucking for corpos
>bootlicking pigs
lmao cuckold
Netflix has a shitty catalogue here in Norway, so my girlfriend really likes that i can pirate stuff that netflix doesn't provide
Yeah i fucking kill liberals with facts and logic every day too my fellow epic 'pede. These brown people should get the fuck out of our white culture which we totally invented all on our own (i'm an expert)
#Whitegenocideisreal
#Hillaryforprison
100% Truth
Please kill yourself.
>not bringing a girl home to your extensive Vinegar Syndrome collection
Go back to suing old grandmothers, kike shill.
I hope this isn’t real
@@111916353
Epic, fellow discord tranny
At the cost of sounding like a shill, why not just get netflix that night, and then cancel it before the month is over? It'll only cost you a one time payment of $9. Pretty worth it, if you're seeing a girl.
That's what I did when I spent some time with a girl online. Took me 5 minutes to sign up. Didn't look like a loser, and then when we finished the show, I just cancelled it.
Pretty based
faggot
Phyiscal media is the true chad choice.
>She sees you have your own interests and passions
>She sees you have disposable income
>She thinks you’re intellectual and sensitive when she sees your extensive criterion collection
>Being a little nerdy is cute as long as you’re not overly autistic
>She thinks you’re different than all the other braindead chads who just put on the latest capeshit on netflix
Don’t even get me started on high brow literature. A shelf full of Yea Forums drops panties faster than you can imagine.
netflix has only garbage now that every studio wants its own individual streaming platform people are TOTALLY going to pay for
definitely this
This, I‘m a touchless 29yo virgin and i never even seen a boob IRL.
I pirate everything tho like tv shows, movies, porn and videogaems
I have to because I live from neetbucks and need to safe as much money as I can
that said even if I had enough money to buy subscription to a streaming service I wouldn‘t, I would continue to pirate.
This but unironically
netflix will just purchase kino shows like Evangelion
>Netflix chads
>Chads
>Netflix
Alright, I'm laughing, but continue
>bring a girl home
Lost.
Real Chad don't ask for her opinion. Real Chad makes her watch his favorite kino.
> He doesn't use Plex.
...
actually loled at the egg part
I wonder how the original eggman is doing and if he ever recovered becoming an inside joke
I watch movies with patrician girls who understand the difference in quality and range of content. They literally request that I download shit. Cope harder, Jewcuck.
What kind of loser is worried about people using torrents?
>watching Blade Runner 2049 with mom and dad in the living room
>get to the part where K hires that hooker to be a stand-in for Joi and they start kissing
>mom says something like 'why doesn't he just get a real girl? why is he so obsessed with a hologram?"
y-y-yeah m-mom...
...h-haha....
Nice try, but I'll stick with Kodi. Enjoy your 5 year old movies.
I mean, I kind of agree with this. Women are so fucking childish that everything needs to be quick and simple. That being said, Netflix can suck my dick.
Now imagine how wet she’d get if she could pick out kino from your shelf full of over 500 blu rays, then put on the supplemental interviews with the set designer while she blows you.
You pirate virgins might be ahead of stream cucks, but you’re not true chad yet.
>this pleb master argument
I bet the oldest film you've watched is from 1996
>have a loving wife
>cheat on her with random thots
absolutely degenerate
enjoy your alimony
>paying the same rate monthly but now you don't even get TCM
Big Yikes.
>not doing this but turning it around at the last minute as an excuse to initiate aggressively to show you were "just kidding"
Women love that shit.
To be fair to you though, if she didn't show ANY interest or drop any hints during the movie, she clearly didn't want you to fuck her that badly. So it's both your faults. At least you know better now.
...
I am still using a fork of TerrariumTV.. Kodi has too many fucking plugins and "channels"or networks or whateverthefuck, its not streamlined at all just a clusterfuck.
>not bringing your girl home to fuck while merzbow live set plays in the background
you're never gonna make it pleb
youtu.be
Zoz
Collection chad reporting in.
underrated
This. I dated the goddamned valedictorian and she couldn't figure out how to download her own anime. I legit lost respect for her.
>seren
lmao DDL subhuman
Seren is 95% torrents. Don't know what you're talking about
Fuck, I had The Mummy stuck in my Blu-ray player from the last time my ex came over to watch a movie
>Broke up 8 months ago
>take the Blu-ray player out of a storage bin and try it out in the living room
>The Mummy plays
>Tfw sad, mad and horny
>I queue up a torrent of porn lady doing the porn
>Can't wait, jack it to Rachel Weisz
Brendan Fraser, sorry for that one
oldfag here, this is the worst use of greentext I've seen since 2007
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You’re probably her 8th boyfriend
The torrent version of dating is just rape.
mfw when Chad
>private trackers